All the threats, all the persuasions, are no match for the charm of food.

Xiaomi finally succumbed to Luo Cheng's promise of food and promised to continue learning to speak, while Luo Cheng imagined the situation that might be encountered in the future and tried to teach Xiaomi how to talk.

One man and one honey badger walked cautiously along the road, and after an hour, finally waited for the guide Martin, who drove to find someone.

"Hey, buddy, I'm glad to see you're still alive, but why are you squatting on the ground?" Martin stopped the car and looked at the honey badger that had taken Luo Cheng's body in confusion.

The honey badger is not afraid of heaven and earth, but it is still a little nervous when it communicates with humans for the first time.

Fortunately, Luo Cheng was guiding on the side, and Xiao Mi still dealt with Martin according to Luo Cheng's words, "The car overturned, my leg was also injured, and I can't stand up now, dear Brother Martin, can you come down and help me get into the car?"

Xiaomi's English is not very good, but Luo Cheng's spoken English is not good, plus the tour guide Martin thought that Luo Cheng had a slight concussion after the car accident, so he did not suspect him, and hurriedly got out of the car and helped Xiao Mi who was squatting on the side of the road into the car.

And Luo Cheng, who had been waiting for an opportunity to hide aside, secretly got into the car and hid in the back compartment when Martin was helping people.

After the honey badger got into the car, he kept in mind Luo Cheng's instructions, leaned back on the chair and pretended to be faint and asleep, lest Martin ask questions and couldn't cope with it when the time came.

Martin looked uncomfortable at Xiaomi, and he was not interested in continuing to chat, so he drove smoothly, and before dark, he brought a man and a badger back to the hotel where he stayed.

The hotel is not a five-star hotel, just a simple inn close to the protected area.

"Brother Martin, I have to bother you to help me into the room, and when I get back to the room, I will give you today's commission. ”

Although there are not many people staying here, most of the people who live here are experts who come to Africa to study animals, or people from film crews, Luo Cheng doesn't want these people to see the abnormality of his body and study him, so he has already taught Xiao Mi this sentence and asked Martin to help him back to his room.

360 US dollars is a lot, and it would be really too much to increase the price, Martin also knew that Luo Cheng was not about to leave, and if Dazai was a man, it would not be cost-effective to break off the follow-up cooperation, so Martin helped Xiao Mi, who had not yet learned to walk upright, back to the room that Luo Cheng had booked before.

Luo Cheng knew that Xiao Mi would not use the key to open the door, and also taught Xiao Mi in advance, "I have to trouble Brother Martin, I have no strength in my hands, and the key is in the bag on the left side of my clothes." ”

Martin rolled his eyes widely, helped Luo Cheng's body, took out the key with one hand, opened the door with one hand, dragged Xiaomi into the room, and put him on the sofa, "Is there anything else you need my help with, do you need me to call a doctor for you?"

Luo Cheng, who went upstairs in advance, also found the opportunity, entered the room, and hid.

"No, thank you, Brother Martin, I'll just get some sleep. After saying this, Xiao Mi took out the $360 that Luo Cheng had sorted out after sending the text message from the right bag and handed it to Martin.

After getting the money, Martin waved his hand in satisfaction and left, "If you need anything, just look for me." ”

“OK。 ”

As soon as Martin closed the door, Xiao Mi, who pretended to be weak, recovered her spirits, rolled off the sofa excitedly, lay on the floor and looked under the bed and asked, "Two-legged beast, where is the food? Didn't you say that when you come back here, there will be a lot of delicious food? Why didn't I see where there was food?"

What a foodie!

Luo Cheng reluctantly crawled out from under the bed, "I'll find someone to bring food up immediately." ”

"Now, right away!" the honey badger didn't want to wait for a moment, and looked at Luo Cheng urgingly.

Luo Cheng had no choice but to teach Xiaomi how to call the front desk to order food.

"Now the kitchen is cooking for us, I'll take you to the shower. Luo Cheng didn't want Xiao Mi to nibble on the steak with her dirty hands for a while.

"Why do you want to take a bath?"

"I took a shower before I could eat. ”

For the sake of food, the honey badger compromised.

Teaching the honey badger to take off his clothes and take a bath is another vicious battle, as if he is teaching a giant baby to take a bath.

finally finished taking a bath for Xiaomi, and Luo Cheng let it roll out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel.

Luo Cheng poured a lot of shower gel on the top of his head, from top to bottom, from left to right, rubbing the hair on the honey badger's body several times, and Luo Cheng felt that the body of the honey badger that had not been washed for many years had been washed.

Just when Luo Cheng was comfortably floating in the bathtub and taking a bath to get tired, he heard the doorbell ring.

It was supposed to be a delivery waiter.

Luo Cheng was afraid that Xiao Mi wouldn't be able to cope with it, so he hurriedly jumped out of the bathtub.

I didn't expect Xiaomi to be smarter, just now Martin opened the door when he left, and Xiaomi imitated him and learned how to open the door inside.

As soon as Xiao Mi opened the door, Luo Cheng saw an acquaintance's face, and Luo Cheng was so frightened that he hurriedly went to look at Xiao Mi, and at this look, Luo Cheng's face turned green.

Sure enough, the waitress who came over pushing the dining cart smiled very charmingly when she saw Xiao Mi wearing a yukata crookedly, and that big white tooth was really the best spokesperson for black toothpaste.

Xiaomi is a honey badger, and she can't understand this girl's hints, but Luo Cheng understands.

This girl is very tough, when Luo Cheng first came to the hotel, this black girl found an opportunity to touch his ass.

Luo Cheng felt that although he didn't have the handsome appearance of Wu Yanzu, his appearance was still at the average level in China, and he was passable.

However, compared with the African natives, Luo Cheng is confident that this black girl must think that he is super handsome, otherwise he will not always find a chance to eat his tofu.

Luo Cheng is naturally not a person with heavy tastes, and he doesn't plan to find a foreign daughter-in-law, let alone a swarthy African girl, and besides, he is really more afraid than interested in this bold girl.

Now Xiaomi's dress/shirt/untidy appearance, doesn't it make this black girl spring/heart/swing/ripple again?

But where is the black girl in Xiaomi's eyes, it only has the food on the food in the dining car.

The autumn waves that the black girl sent to him were all ignored.

"Xiaomi, close the door when you take the food. ”

Just when Luo Cheng watched the black girl reach out and touch his chest again, Xiao Mi bent down and took a sharp breath, "It's so fragrant!"

The black girl touched the air with one hand, and her face was a little embarrassed.

Before she could say anything more, Xiaomi had already picked up the dinner plate and went back to the house, slammed it, and closed the door with a kick.

"It's okay, it's okay, it scares me to death. Luo Cheng saw that the food was coming, and found that the body of the honey badger was already hungry, so he pulled a towel to wipe his body and came to Xiao Mi's side.

Xiaomi doesn't put the plate on the table, he puts it on the sofa and reaches out to pick up the steak and start nibbling.

Luo Cheng had long expected Xiao Mi to do this, and he didn't stop him, but picked up another steak and gnawed it silently, but he didn't forget to remind him, "Don't eat on the sofa, sit on the ground and eat, it's not good to make the sofa dirty." ”