"Good Death" (14)

"What's the matter with the wolf teeth that come out of the mouth of that actor in a big hat?" asked Shi Rong later.

"It should be when he was at the waist of the cat, and his arm covered his face and bit out of the collar of the big man. Leng Wuqing said.

"Why did that white-faced actor's face turn so white later?" Tian Peiyu asked.

"Maybe it's some kind of medicine stone. Yu Ehime said.

"What the hell is a big drama troupe!" said Hou Shirong, "Who made up the play "Aries Tower"? It seems to be from Pleasant Goat's "Wulin Gaiden". ”

"We borrowed it, but we learned it from the two nobles who didn't tell the truth. Dou Ni said.

"It's a hodgepodge. Little Bell smiled and said, "I hope the big guy doesn't feel the smell of swill." ”

"Well, you mean we're chowling the leftovers. Dou Ni said.

"After all, it's the first time I've tried it, and I'm afraid everyone won't get used to it. "I think as long as you don't choke. ”

Laughter.

"What we're going to do next is ......" is the story of an artist's maturity. ”

The sign on the entrance of the stage reads "Pied Piper" this time.

A playman with a flute came up on the stage, walked to the front of the stage and said, "Alas, why can't they understand the sound of my flute? No, I have to find someone who understands the rhythm of music, and let him give me a good explanation of my skills." Hey, there's one over there. ”

Ru Dongyang, who played "Saitiekou" in the former "Young Heroes", came up again this time, with a signboard in his hand as a blind cane, pointing left and right while walking forward.

Back confession: Have you mixed up all the fortune tellers?

"Hey, this gentleman stays. "Ah, is this guest officer going to tell a hexagram? You can find the right person, our world's first face hexagram is fresh and iron-mouthed." Look, braised beef, shrimp, abalone ......"

"Hahaha......"

Back confession: face to face and send the camp to many sides.

"No, sir, I don't eat noodles and I don't face each other. Besides, where does the gentleman take it?" "Does the guest officer want to rob the tomb? "I don't want that 60,000 either! ”

The audience found it more and more interesting.

"The guest officer is ......", "I think you seem to be a ...... who understands music", "Wait, how can the guest officer see that I understand music?" "You have the sound of drums when you move on the ground." ”

Back confession: What kind of ears are these?

"Really?" "Then why didn't I hear it?" "You don't know this, sometimes a person has a talent for music or not they don't know, but they can show it inadvertently." "Really?" "Isn't it?" "That'...... Do you have anything to do with me?" "I want people like you to give me some guidance on my flute skills. "Huh......? The guest officer will a paragraph. "Then listen up. ”

I saw that this actor took the trouble to put the flute horizontally, put the flute hole to his lips and blew it hard, and the sound that came out was too "strange".

"Who just farted this?" "How do you talk? I'm a flute." ”

Back confession: There is a slippery voice, but I have not heard of a flute.

"I'm going to blow it officially, sir, you can open your ears and listen. "I still have to open my ears?"

Next, the play was played, the flute was high and low, the flute sound was big and small, and there were times when he couldn't hear it, but he himself was quite intoxicated.

Back confession: What is this thing called?

After the blow was over, the drama asked Ru Dongyang, "How is it, sir? Is it like the sound of heaven? ”

Ru Dongyang smiled "hehe", "It's still ...... Anyway, I don't have to pinch my fingers to know it, and if you blow it like this, you may not know where to suffer. ”

It was quite bright, and then a large group of people ran up to the stage, shouting as they ran: "The flood is coming!

Then Ru Dongyang's signboard was knocked down by the panicked crowd and trampled on and broken.

"Hey, my sign!" "No, it's important to run for your life!" "Run this way!" "Run this way!" "No!

There was a mess on the stage, and the sound of the flood in the background was urgent, and the sound was getting closer and closer.

At this moment, a sound of Qingyue's flute sounded, which calmed down the panicked people.

"Don't mess up, everyone, I'm Eli of the Yuezun Sect, and now the Lei Feng rescue team has come to save everyone. ”

Some neat people came to the stage, "Please come with us, don't panic, we promise to get you out of danger quickly." ”

The captain of the team reaffirmed that he must have a good attitude, and he is absolutely not allowed to show the faces of the people affected by the disaster, nor is he allowed to let the people see the expressions of being in a hurry, and he must not add any burden to the people affected by the disaster.

"It's the Lei Feng rescue team! We're saved! Let's get out of here with the others!" After speaking, the people affected by the disaster removed the stage with the rescue team in an orderly manner, and Ru Dongyang was also carried down.

At this time, another strange-looking person came up from the backstage, with blue hair, blue face and blue beard, but his clothes and pants were red, "Hmph! Even if you put me a bowl of pig's trotters with sauce. ”

Back confession: the pursuit is not high.

"Today I want you to know how good I am! It's the rainy season, and it's a good time for me to start a flood. It will rain heavily in a few moments, and even if you flee to a higher place, I will have a way to cure you. After saying that, the flood monster also went down.

The Hu Protector and the Lei Feng Rescue Team took the people to the stage again, and the faces of the crowd became calmer, and the Lei Feng Rescue Team was able to give confidence to the people in distress.

"Oh no! It's raining heavily!"

The rain was loud in the background.

"Hey, there's a cave here, it's just a little smaller. All the Lei Feng rescue team gave the cave to the people to hide from the rain, and those who had rain gear were also given to the people, and we guarded outside the cave. "E-Protector Dao.

"Yes!" the people of the Lei Feng rescue team said in unison.

There is a warm music in the background, there is true love in the world, and the warmth in the cold comes from the heart.

The people on the stage were asking the well-wishers of the Lei Feng rescue team to go into the cave to hide from the rain, and some wanted to give up the rain gear, but the people of the Lei Feng rescue team all refused.

When the music stopped, the Flood Monster came on stage again.

"Hmph! I'll even be flooding here for a while! It's raining heavily! Just let it rain! Hahaha......"

"Brothers, they all sweated just now, how about we take a good shower?"

"Okay!" Lei Feng's rescue team spoke in unison, singing and dancing in the rain one after another, turning the crisis into happiness.