15. Get a gun
"Two-legged beast, what's wrong with you, sick?" The honey badger looked at Luo Cheng who was suddenly dancing, and felt inexplicable, could it be that he had rabies or mad cow disease?
"You're sick, I'm making money, of course I'm happy. Luo Cheng pointed at the reward list with his paws, "Look, there's a lot of money!"
"Money? is that the kind of paper you told me to hand to the two-legged beast named Martin? and you can't eat it, and I don't know why you two-legged beasts like money so much. "In the animal world, there is no idea of money at all, not even basic barter, so Xiao Mi naturally doesn't understand what money is.
If you want to explain the meaning of currency to the honey badger, it will be complicated, in order to make it easier for Xiaomi to understand, Luo Cheng said, "With money, you can buy whatever you want, let's put it this way, you are on the prairie, hungry, want to eat, you have to risk your life to go out to catch other animals, every capture operation may not be successful, right? β
"But money is different, in our two-legged world, as long as you have money, you can buy all the food sold in the market, of course, not only food, but also other necessities of life. β
"Oh, just like you asked me to make a reservation call just now, and I didn't go out to hunt, I can eat beef, and you also paid for it, right?" After Luo Cheng's explanation, the honey badger understood quite quickly.
"But, I didn't see the money you gave to deliver food?" "I gave Martin a hire money before, so Xiaomi's understanding of the money is limited to paper dollars and dollars.
"I stayed here and gave a deposit, which was given in advance, as long as it was not exceeded, I didn't have to pay extra. Luo Cheng said truthfully.
"So that's the case, I didn't expect you two-legged beasts to live so comfortably, you can eat delicious food without hunting, and food will be delivered to your door with a phone call, then I will become a two-legged beast, won't I be able to lie down and eat in the future?
Since Luo Cheng went to kindergarten, he has never been happy on the ground, and now he sees the honey badger rubbing happily on the floor with his tall young man's body, and the picture is really indescribable.
I didn't expect Brother Pingtou to have such a naΓ―ve side.
In fact, the way animals express joy has always been very direct, and it is very neurotic to express it just with the human body.
At the same time, Luo Cheng didn't expect that the leader who fought all over the African savannah actually had the heart to be an otaku.
In order to stop the honey badger from continuing to roll with his body, and in order to persuade the honey badger to cooperate with his future travelogue work, Luo Cheng said, "Brother Pingtou, if my father is the richest man in the world, or the richest man in China, in fact, it doesn't have to be so powerful, even if it is only the richest man in our county, maybe your dream of lying down and eating can be realized, but I am not a rich second generation, I don't have any money." β
"What do you mean, don't you have money on you?" Luo Cheng's words successfully made the honey badger stop rolling with Luo Cheng's body.
"I have a little money on me, but I have very little money, all the money on my body, all my belongings are only more than 2,000 US dollars, the expenses here are very large, you see today to Martin 360 US dollars, the steak set just ordered is more than 200 US dollars, I still have to stay in Africa for more than a month, originally I planned to live in a hotel for the rest of the time, just sleep in the prairie to save expenses, now it seems that I really can't afford to live in a hotel, I have to camp. Actually, Luo Cheng is not really so miserable, he said it so seriously, he just wanted the honey badger to have the idea of wanting to make money.
"However, you see, I just posted the video I shot during the day on the Internet, and netizens rewarded me with more than 2,000 RMB, which is equivalent to more than 400 US dollars, and the number of clicks and forwards of the video will also be counted as money, if I continue to shoot more thrilling pictures later, click more, and reward more, it is not a problem for me to earn 20,000 or 30,000 or even 100,000 yuan a month, and when the money is in hand, what do you want to eat and can't buy it?" Luo Cheng continued to tempt the honey badger.
After all, he has become a small animal, and other jobs can only be done as a human being, and at this time, Xiaomi's cooperation is still needed.
"Oh, I see, as long as we continue to shoot videos and post them on the Internet, we can make a lot of money, right?"
Xiaomi took the bait.
"Yes. β
"Shall we continue filming tomorrow?"
In fact, Luo Cheng didn't really want to take Xiaomi to the prairie, after all, the prairie was too dangerous for the honey badger who had no sense of danger and used his human body to fight five scum.
But it is also very dangerous to leave Xiao Mi, who has no common sense of life, in case others think that Luo Cheng has a nervous disorder and will forcibly send him back to China, then all the money he spent before will be spent in vain?
Moreover, Xiaomi was sent back to China, and he would never be allowed to return to China as a honey badger, and at that time, he could only stay in the African savannah as a honey badger for the rest of his life.
Therefore, no one can find out about Xiaomi's problem now, and before anything else happens, the main thing is to complete the work in Africa first.
Anyway, there is still more than a month in the future, and I am not afraid that I will not have time to think of countermeasures.
As for the expiration of the visa after more than a month, it will depend on the situation at that time, in case I have returned to the human body by then, and all the troubles will not exist.
Thinking like this, Luo Cheng replied, "Yes, after dawn, we will go back to the grassland." β
Unexpectedly, the honey badger did not miss the comfortable life of the hotel, and said happily, "Great, I still like the prairie, it is strange and uncomfortable in this room." β
For animals accustomed to living freely on the savannah, it is indeed uncomfortable to stay in a cage-like room.
Although the honey badger was curious about many things in the room, he couldn't resist the deep sleepiness and finally fell asleep.
Before going to sleep, Luo Cheng took out his mobile phone and made up a text message to Martin, asking him to get himself a gun.
It's relatively easy to get a gun in Africa, after all, it's not as strict as domestic control, and the tour guide asked Luo Cheng if he wanted a gun at the beginning, but Luo Cheng didn't buy it because he didn't think it was necessary.
Now that Luo Cheng has become a honey badger, his combat power has soared, and his meat shield attribute is also strong, and he doesn't seem to need a gun to protect himself, but he is really worried about his body, so he is still ready to buy a gun for Xiao Mi.
When you are away from home, you can do things when you have money.
Early the next morning, Martin brought Luo Cheng a gun, but not a shotgun, but a pistol.
"Brother, it's not that I can't get a shotgun, I know you're not a poacher, and the role of a shotgun and a pistol in your hand is actually the same, just for self-defense, and the pistol is easy to carry. β