"The Good Death" (63)

After speaking, the two wanted to "duel" again, but Zhuang Yunfu suddenly looked at the stage.

"No, the 'executioner' is chasing after him with a knife, let's run first. After saying that, the two of them left the stage, and it was incomprehensible that they actually learned the sound and movements of the little pig to get off the stage.

It didn't take long for Zhu Yuanyu to run to the stage with an apron and sleeves and a pork knife, pointing to the front with the tip of the knife as he ran: "I said you two, I didn't look at you for a while and arched the door of the pigsty for me, even if the water is not enough for the two of you, don't run." Stand still for me, waiting to be used at the feast. With that, he went down again.

It turned out that just now the two of them were playing two little pigs, and the so-called "water" they loved was the water......

Outside the kitchen, in an empty and uninhabited place, the preparations in the kitchen had been completed, and an iron fan and an iron hook rod had also begun.

At this moment, the iron pu fan slashed horizontally towards Zhu Yuanyu. The iron hook rod is vertical, "dang", and strikes horizontally on the rod. Fortunately, Zhuang Yunfu was fat, and stabilized the center of gravity of his hand with his own center of gravity, otherwise the weapon in his hand would fly out, fortunately, the flesh of his palm was thick, and he didn't feel much pain, and then, Zhuang Yunfu bounced up like a meat ball, and the big pu fan slapped down on Zhu Yuanyu's head. Zhu Yuanyu horizontal iron hook rod up the shelf, but at this time it was not the result of a hard touch, only to see Zhuang Yunfu fat body fall at the same time the iron pu fan was upside down, actually used the fan handle to stab his navel eye, the iron hook rod is not idle, press down, although the handle of the iron pu fan is pressed, but the fan handle is attached to the rod body to withdraw, and then I saw the fan handle running to his own face door to greet, as if to give himself a mole.

But where did the mole come from when he was fat and white?

The situation at this time is not very favorable to Zhu Yuanyu, and now a meat ball and a big meat ball are fighting in close combat, and the long weapon is not taking advantage.

The iron hook rod was horizontal in his hand, but the heavy weapon was to be used to resist the opponent's dexterous and fast attack, which was a test for him, and at this moment, but seeing Zhuang Yunfu shyly his stomach, the navels of the two people hit a piece, and there was a "bang", making Zhu Yuanyu retreat.

Zhuang Yunfu followed again, and the iron fan in his hand slapped horizontally against Zhu Yuanyu's head. Zhu Yuanyu immediately raised his head, but found that people were just fanning him, and when he raised his head, the two flesh-like bodies touched together again, making most of the flesh on their bodies tremble.

Zhuang Yunfu's body was facing Zhu Yuanyu at the moment, and he "bounced" again, sat down on Zhu Yuanyu's stomach, and sat down on Zhu Yuanyu's stomach.

With a "dang bang", the iron hook rod fell to the ground, and the iron pu fan was also inserted into the ground next to the iron hook rod.

Zhu Yuanyu, who fell to the ground, looked at Zhuang Yunfu who was standing on the ground, and the two meat balls laughed, and the laughter became louder and louder, they really didn't accompany each other in vain to pretend to be Tang An.

At this time, Mr. Ye, the "Amazing Star", brought his custodian Gong Ye and Gong Lichang on the field.

"I came to enjoy the autumn leaves, but we are still late, and the maple leaves are about to fall off. "Actually, it's not that we're late, there will be a mountain miasma in this mountain in the autumn, but I didn't expect that even this place is involved, but it seems that the miasma has receded, and there is no big problem here." "What about the strange birds and beasts in the mountains?" "The birds and beasts that can survive in this mountain must have a way to protect themselves, so we don't need to worry about it." "Alas. "I don't know why I sighed when I woke up?" "I sigh that those strange birds and beasts can protect themselves in the miasma of the mountains, but they can't escape under the hands of those insatiable hunters, but I am afraid that future generations will not know that there are still these beasts in this world." "Yes. There is also the miasma of the mountains here, and almost no one can deduce the exact time, and many hunters want to go into the mountains by luck to hunt some birds and beasts, so as to exchange for a lot of money, but in the end they still harm themselves. "Well, if I can persuade them to be so greedy......" "Hehe, it's not like I'm pouring cold water on the 'amazing star', unless there is resistance to make them sweat, otherwise, hum." Alas, let's go elsewhere and see if there are any maple trees that haven't lost too many leaves. It is better to think about it in the long run. ”

After saying that, the two of them whispered and talked while pointing to the maple tree "in the distance" and paced off the field.

When Gong Ye came on the field for the second time, he actually changed into a hunter's animal skin outfit, and with a philistine face, he looked at Feng Lin and said: "Okay, that terrible miasma should be cleared, while no one has come to grab it from me, I must take a good look at it." Hmph, shoot your prey in the mountains. ”

Then, the hunter dressed as Gong Ye began to touch the stage, and suddenly, he saw a sable.

"Yo! Good stuff is coming so soon. You wait, it's not like you're getting caught. With that, he slowly bent down, tugged at his sleeves with both hands, and then seemed to see it, and then pounced, only to be blown away by the agility of the sable.

Some of the audience were laughing at the embarrassed appearance of this greedy hunter, and some were admiring that this sable had been trained by a master.

"Hey...... You're pretty clever. I'll see you run again!" Then, he pounced again, and then pounced several times in succession to no avail, but all the way to the other side of the platform, and suddenly raised his head, "Huh, when is there a temple here, 'Hui'...... 'Yuan'...... 'Temple'." ”

Suddenly, the lights on the stage went dark, and a single beam of light shot straight overhead, and only Orion could be clearly seen on the stage.

The light source of this lamp is surrounded by a bucket-shaped mirror, so the light is like a pillar of light.

There used to be a folk joke about such lamps that two drunks disagreed with each other, and then they came to a river while arguing, and one of the drunks spoke to the other.

"You say you're drinking more than me, aren't you? We've all drunk so much, are you more sober than me now? So saying, the drunkard took out this lamp and lit it on the other side of the river, and a pillar of light was formed on the river, "You crawl along my pillar." You climb. ”

Another drunk saw it and immediately said, "Don't come to this." I know. I'm going to climb over there, and I'm halfway through the climb and you turn off the lights, and I'm not going to fall into the river?"

There was once a saying that this kind of lamp was the Kong Ming lantern left by Zhuge Kongming to the world, which was used for the lighting command of the night battlefield, not the one that was put in the sky.

When the stage was lit up again, the set was actually replaced with a monk's house, and the time between the lights going out and the lights on was very fast.