"Father. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Second brother now, he looks like he wants to eat Erchen. How can you still talk about it? Hyun continues to sow discord and add fuel to the fire.

"Chi. Stand down. Seeing this, I had to order the big white cat.

"Damn. Chi had no choice but to withdraw from the hall. As a result, Hyun gets a chance to slander the Horns alone, revealing that the Giant Hornet tribe has secretly set up a poison factory, and regularly poisons various rivers in the barbarian territory. The fish in the upper reaches of the river in Shanquan Village are almost dead because someone is conducting secret poisoning experiments.

Under the guidance of Xuan, he led a team of guards to destroy a secret drug factory of the Giant Hornet Clan and captured several orcs of the Giant Hornet Clan. These orcs are all close subordinates of Meow and Chief of Staff Moose, and confess to their criminal acts of secretly poisoning at the behest of their superiors.

"Father. Erchen is right. Chi, Meow, and the group of foreigners they colluded with were plotting against their father. Especially Chi Zi has high merits, but his identity is not the crown prince, and he doesn't want to usurp power and seize the throne for a day. Hyun stood in front of a few orcs of the Giant Hornet tribe who were kneeling on the ground with confession, and triumphantly took the opportunity to slander and provoke them.

"Take a few of them to the eldest princess and wait for the eldest princess to leave. With a wave of his hand, he ordered the guards to escort a few orcs from the Giant Hornet tribe to Meow and let Meow dispose of it.

"Father!--hand over a few of them to the dead cat, no, Meow disposed of, wouldn't it be good for Meow to kill people and kill his mouth?" Xuan shouted in bewilderment when he heard this.

"Meow and Chi are now both heroes who have made great achievements for my barbarian territory. You are guilty and have no merit, what qualifications do you have to talk to me?"

"It is said that they also colluded with the Winged People at the top of the Nether in an attempt to betray the country. Not to mention the heavy casualties in leading his troops to attack Ziyan Island this time, he also deliberately let go of the steel demon general in Suriname, with ill intentions. How can it be regarded as meritorious? Chi in the coffin cemetery, harming his father and the emperor to save him from being injured, it would be good if he did not commit a crime, let alone have any merit!"

Xuan's eyes were red and he was anxious to splash dirty water on Meow and Chi.

"Hyun. I see that you are jealous and jealous, and you are framed by hollowing out your mind. I don't know much about the battle situation on Ziyan Island than you do? I don't have any complaints about fighting with Chi, how can I allow you to be here, and let me fart? I will also take this Xuan down and put him on death row, waiting to be released. ”

As the old saying goes, it's too much. Xuan, who still lacked a string in his head, committed another taboo, causing the emperor to point at his nose and scold him, and put him in prison again.

"That's it. No one is allowed to bring it up again in the future. "Sternly ordered the guards present.

Obviously, the emperor still believed in Meow and Chi and couldn't do such a thing, but this incident caused a certain gap between their monarchs and ministers, fathers and sons (daughters). After all, he is a very suspicious monarch. (So the more severely Hyun Jin slandered, the more severely he will be punished.) ）

At the same time, on the deck of the flagship of the Barbarian Army returning to the mainland from Ziyan Island.

"Meow. Ladies and gentlemen here. In order to celebrate the triumphant return of our army, Howl and Drow awakened and rejoined our happy and beautiful family. Princess Ben hereby announces that a special barbecue party will be held on board to entertain everyone with the freshest barbecue meat and fish in the wild. ”

Meow jumped onto a makeshift platform and announced loudly with a spell megaphone in hand.

"Oh!-" "Yes!-" "Great!" "Drink a lot, eat meat, and don't get drunk." "Don't get drunk. ”... The orc soldiers present cheered with joy through the bonfire in the night.

"Vomit!--Your Highness Princess, do you still have any condiments? Eating these half-baked orcs, without any condiments, and no different from raw meat, will kill me. When Li Ming heard this, his face turned from white to green, he covered his neck and vomited, and asked Tiya beside him. He hadn't eaten normal food for three months.

The meat that orcs like to eat is the kind that must have at least blood on it, and it must be the original flavor with a strong fishy smell and no condiments, and it is not a small difference from the taste of humans, and it is a dark dish that is difficult to swallow for Li Ming.

If you can still open a small stove in normal times, and do not eat at a banquet on such a social occasion, it is a blatant act of deliberately severing diplomatic relations by not giving the other party.

"It's long gone. Endure it and it will pass. If you can't use spells, your alchemy will help you digest. Tia suggested with an embarrassed expression.

"How can it taste like that, and what's the difference between chewing wax?" Li Ming was obviously very demanding in terms of eating.

"When people are hungry, they even gnaw on the roots and turf. You're still a traveling scholar. "Redseus is helping the female mage.

"Eating all the food in the world is the biggest motivation for me to travel around. Do you still need to run around to gnaw on the roots and turf? Where is it?" Li Ming's obsession was deep.

"Meow. Ahem. In view of the particularly high level of interest among you tonight. Let this princess sing a song, and the famous song edited by my father himself - wild song to cheer up.

The theme of this song is: We barbarian orcs are on the battlefield, in the countryside, in the palace, in the wilderness, in many, many places anyway;

"Don't!! "Mamma Mia!-" "The nightmare of a few years ago is here again!! "Spare me!!" "The wild murmur of the devil of hell!! "His Majesty the Emperor's voice of torture!!"... The audience present was in an uproar, all screaming with tears in their eyes, and howling miserably.

"Meow!~~~Meow meow!!~~~~~ meow!~~~!!~~~~ Meow meow!!~~~~~ Meow meow !!~~~~ Meow meow !!~~~~ meow meow ~~~~ meow meow !!~~~~~..."

"Uhh!!!!!!!!!!h

As a result, under the cruel torture of the energetic and self-absorbed meow, the audience endured three hours of noise bombardment, one by one, pinching their necks, pressing their chests, fainting on the side of the ship, constantly vomiting, and prostration.

Only Redseus and his party, who used spells and alchemy to isolate the noise pollution in Tia and Li Ming, and Mousse and the five old mages who knew how to spell, lowered the decibel of noise in their ears, and survived. (Stonemasons and other humans are not yet eligible to attend the gala on the flagship.) ）

"It's terrible! Can this noise be used as a weapon?" Redseus asked quippedly, looking at the orcs on the deck of the annex, whose faces were green, and even foaming at the mouth, rolling their eyes.

Since leaving the table was an offensive act of disrespecting the princess, the orcs had to endure the repeated torture of the Devil's Voice for three hours. A few years ago, when Meow sang this song for the first time in front of the scream, it was a similar situation;

At that time, he was wearing a pair of invisible earplugs, lowering the decibels of noise, and seeing the embarrassed appearance of the ministers, he couldn't help laughing, so he admired Meow's singing very much. (In the emperor's opinion, he can't even stand this little noise; and he can't use his brain to figure out how to deal with it, how can he fight?)

"I guess so. But to achieve this effect, it will take too long, and the enemy will not sit there and wait stupidly. Tia said a word.

"Meow. Mousse. Isn't this princess's wild song better than it was a few years ago?" Meow finally finished singing, and asked Mousse, who was standing beside him.

"Your singing voice has intoxicated your subordinates, and it is even more beautiful than it was a few years ago. Mousse's face did not change at all.

"Meow. So why are they like this?" Meow questioned as he pointed to Drow, who was sitting in the front row of the VIP seat fainting and prostration, foaming at the mouth.

"It's His Highness's singing voice that is so beautiful. Causing them to be too excited, too long, and too excited. You see, the outsiders are not so excited. Mousse gestured to Redseus and their seats.

"Meow. Of course. Princess Ben's singing voice is still so bad compared to Shurenia. "The kitten is still a little self-aware. As soon as dawn came, this barbarian army dropped anchor at Saltwater Harbor and landed with all its troops.

"Meow. Are you really leaving?" As soon as the ship landed, the five old mages submitted their resignations to Meow.

"A few of us are used to idle clouds and wild cranes, but we are really not used to serving in the army. The old mage who tried to destroy the world replied.

"Meow. You don't need to serve in the army, just be a staff officer of Redseus. Meow tried to keep it.

"I used to sleep for too long, and I was in a sea of life. A few of us have already discussed it, but now we just want to go around the mainland, and we don't want to be restrained from participating in the war. Your kindness can only be appreciated. The old mage, who tried to destroy the world, politely declined.

"Meow. Then I won't force it to stay. Meow gave permission for them to leave.

"I was really scared last night! I didn't expect there to be such a terrifying all-night lion roar in this world!!" The old mages walked away. An old mage clutched his chest, sweating from his forehead with his heart pounding.

"If you do this again, your old heart attack will definitely come back again. Another old mage immediately chimed in.

"But you don't have a heart condition. The old mage, who was trying to destroy the world, reminded him.

"You don't have heart disease. In this country, food is not cooked, and if you eat it, your stomach will spoil. Definitely will have a short life. The old mage just now argued.

"Yes. We must not stay in this country any longer, we will definitely live a short life!"... His statement was immediately accepted, and the other old mages unanimously agreed.

"Then where should we go next?Duan Feierta, the top of the Nether, or return to the Karst Kingdom?" another old mage asked.

"Why do you say you can't go to the garbage place like this? In the country of these foreigners, the diet is definitely not healthy at all. According to the old man, now we can only go, and for the time being, the Duchy of Gronys, which is still neutral, and there is no war, and it is our own country as mankind. The old mage retorted and proposed.

"Yes!" "Agreed!"... After the five old mages reached an agreement, they immediately set out on the road happily.

"Headache, headache, stop hitting me with a hammer. Your Royal Highness, I really can't appreciate your noble art. Spare your life!--..."I saw that when I was carried off the ship on a stretcher by two strong orcs, I struggled in a cold sweat and talked in my dreams.

"Is it really okay to howl?" said Redseus, who came forward and asked with concern.

"Meow. I can't die, after listening to the wild song last time, I also looked like a bear; Meow replied disapprenously.

"Devil!—Howl brother, if you want to escape from the barbarian territory one day, I will definitely help. When Redseus heard this, he couldn't help but feel quite sympathetic to the orc warriors and meditated.

"Report!—Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess. After your departure, a widespread plague broke out in the country, which His Majesty found to be caused by the deliberate poisoning of the river. The present prisoner has been brought. His Majesty asks His Highness to deal with these prisoners impartially and to begin to address the epidemic in the country. ”

A profane herald ran up to Meow, kneeling on one knee with his arms to present the emperor's decree. There is no tradition of kneeling to receive a decree in the Barbarian Realm, unless the person receiving the decree voluntarily does so. However, Meow will never kneel to receive any holy decree.

"Meow. Bring those prisoners up. As a result, several prisoners were escorted up by the emperor's personal soldiers, and Meow was dumbfounded. They were all members of the Giant Hornet tribe, her own and Mousse's cronies. Seeing this, Mousse hurried over and stood beside Meow.

"It's a few of us who poisoned us, and we deserve to die!" One of the leaders of the prisoners, who knelt on the ground, voluntarily confessed to his crime.

"Who instructed you!?—" A captain of the Emperor's own soldiers, who was escorting them, deliberately shouted in front of Meow and Moose's eyes.

"It was our own decision, without any instructions from anyone. The leader of the prisoners responded.

Smack!--"Fart!--Why didn't you say that in front of Your Majesty??, could such a large drug-making factory be built by a few of you?"

The hair on the head of the leader of the prisoners was removed, and his face was covered with blood-red whip marks, but he did not even cry out in pain, and his face was not afraid, and he held on as if he were at home.

"It's a man. Redseus, who hurried to watch with his friends, couldn't help blurting out when he saw this.