"Once Upon a Time" III
As Xie Liansheng said, now is the time for lunch, and the business of the teahouse should be lighter at this time, but today is different, two or three guests come in one moment, and four or five more come in after a while. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Looking at these guests, the rich ones are wide robes and slow belts, and the poor ones are shabby long shirts, Xie Liansheng estimated at first, these people either had late breakfast, or had early lunch, and they came here to drink tea and eat, but they immediately found that something was wrong, they didn't seem to know each other, but the place where they sat happened to surround Deng Qiye.
At this moment, a poor old woman with a basket of melon seeds on her right arm came in from outside, her figure was rickety, her steps were staggering, and she looked like she was at least past the age of the sixtieth year, and walked up to Deng Qiye with great difficulty, and said, "This master, this is a thin-skinned melon seed with high-quality peppercorns and fried ingredients." Why don't you buy some?" When she said the last sentence, the basket she was carrying leaned forward, and she picked up two melon seeds with her right fingers and flew towards Deng Qiye.
Deng Qiye's expression was relieved, and he said in a low voice: "Let grandma smile." Then he pretended to fiddle with the melon seeds, and said in a loud voice: "This melon seeds are really as good as you say?" He immediately turned to a low voice: "I wonder if grandma can bring things?"
The old woman also whispered, "You go down the right side of the basket." ”
Deng Qiye obediently touched it, took out a bright red bead larger than a lychee between his two fingers, quickly stuffed it into his arms, and when he took it out, he took out a very small folded piece of paper, which was stuffed into the old woman's sleeve faster.
The old woman was suspicious and said, "Three thousand taels?"
Deng Qiye said in a low voice: "Grandma, don't worry, you can't be wrong." ”
"Forgive me, kid doesn't dare to lie to me. Then she said loudly: "Since the uncle doesn't like it, if there is a good one in the future, the old woman will send it to you again." With that, she turned and left.
Seeing that she was about to step out of the door of the teahouse, a big man next to her said in a half-baked official dialect: "Old lady, your melon seeds smell so fragrant, take them, I'll buy a few catties." ”
The old woman saw that she had to do business, and walked up to the big man with great difficulty.
"Old lady, how can you buy this without scales and weights?" How many do you have?" "Is it worth it?" "You try it." ”
Saying that, she grabbed a handful, but was stopped by the big man, and said, "Don't catch it, put it back, the old lady is really good at business, so I'll catch it." As he spoke, the big man stretched out his hand to the basket, not grasping the top, but turning one hand in the basket and turning it over, and the more he dialed it, the more he bottomed out.
The old woman said at this time: "This lord, the noodles on the noodles are freshly fried, and the bottom is the leftover that was bought yesterday." As she spoke, she leaned the basket forward again, and picked up a melon seed with her fingers to fly to the "Zhitang" point of the big man.
But the melon seeds have not yet arrived, and I saw that the big man didn't seem to notice it, but the clothes suddenly knocked off the melon seeds, and the old woman was secretly frightened, knowing that this person's martial arts were not weak.
If the big man has nothing to do, his hands are still not idle, he is about to touch the bottom of the basket.
The old woman said: "Uncle, don't pick either, just the old woman's little melon seeds are all yours." ”
As soon as she said that the basket was raised, she buckled the whole basket of melon seeds to the big man's head, and there were two dagger short knives in the "melon seed rain", and the old woman copied it like lightning, and before the "melon seed rain" was finished, the double dagger stabbed the big man's lower abdomen.
But also without waiting for the "melon seed rain" to end, the big man has disappeared.
The surrounding guests immediately threw off their robes and robes, revealing the hidden swords inside.
The old woman first took out the silver ticket from her sleeve and saw that it was a piece of white paper, and when she looked up, she saw Deng Qi handing over the Western Zhou agate beads to the big man, and couldn't help but be furious, and said: "The surname Deng, you dare to betray grandma." With that, the dagger in her left hand pointed at him, and there was a sharp sound of a hidden weapon breaking through the air.
It turned out that her dagger knife was hollow, and there was a mechanism in the handle, and the head of the knife had two small holes to inject poison needles.
Deng Qiye was so frightened that he got under the table, and shouted: "I can't help it! They forced me!" Before the words fell, the hidden weapon of the dagger in his right hand arrived again, and he hurriedly overturned the table, which saved his life, and even crawled to the ground and hid behind.
The reason why the leader didn't let people solve the acupoints was because he saw that Deng Qi was really not a good "show", maybe it would be easy to expose flaws if he solved it, not to mention that such a little thing couldn't scare away the thief's bold Gao Sanniang.
To arrest someone, you must first understand her.
At this time, the big man said: "'Three-handed grandmother' Gao Sanniang, now the human and material evidence is still there, and she still pleads guilty and obeys the law. Brethren, come on!"
Catchers flocked to the top.
Xie Liansheng was faster than them, but instead of catching the thief, he moved the tables, chairs and benches away.
Gao Sanniang didn't take the young and strong young men in front of her seriously at all, put away the double daggers, and used fast and hard fists and kicks all the way to beat these people on their backs.
There is a catcher who has worked his fist for several years, and jumped forward to punch Gao Sanniang in the cheek on the left and right, but Gao Sanniang didn't even hide, and it was the same as if he didn't.
The catcher was stunned for a moment, and before he could even see the contemptuous sneer of the people, he was kicked away, and shouted in his mouth: "I said guys, this old woman is very hard! Beware!"
Coincidentally, Xie Liansheng just picked up the two needles with a rag, looked at the needles nailed to the table, and said in his heart: If you are looking for trouble, you can even throw a piece of the table. As soon as he thought of this, the catch was about to arrive, and he just caught it.
Gao Sanniang didn't want to fight, so she found a hole and turned out of the teahouse, but as soon as her feet fell on the street, she secretly complained to herself, the streets and streets were full of fast catches, and she just wanted to jump to the house, the big man punched, she dodged and avoided it, just like that, Gao Sanniang and the big man fought hard.
The more the big man was beaten, the more frightened he became, and said secretly: It's so powerful, an old lady can hit stones with her fists, and she can break bricks with her palm. It is rumored that the 'three-handed grandmother' is proficient in disguise and voice change, but how do I think she is an out-and-out old woman.
"I heard that Gao San's grandmother is incomparable, and her voice changes magically, I don't know if I have no time to remove my makeup today or I don't have time to make up my makeup?"
Gao Sanniang also said while fighting: "Seeing that your kid's kung fu is good, I'll give you a secret." What kind of bullshit is easy to disfigure, Wang Ba changes his voice, grandma can't do it at all. It's all those unpopular things on the rivers and lakes that can't beat your grandma, and they farts blindly to save face. ”
"Then I don't understand, why does grandma still do this thing of stealing chickens and dogs at such an age?" "Phew, your grandfather killed you eagles from the yamen, and your uncle cut down your court dogs, grandma, I don't steal things, you feed me." Don't be verbose, you will die. ”
After that, her fists and feet tightened, and she became more poisonous and ruthless.
After dozens of rounds, Gao Sanniang pulled out a pair of daggers from behind her waist and slashed twice. The big man was caught off guard, and he didn't take a good step back, and he tripped himself up. Gao Sanniang was overjoyed, and the double dagger stabbed at the big man's lower abdomen.
But who knew that people were planning, his elbow propped up the ground, and he shifted a distance of his body to the left, using the "Walker" Wu Song's self-created "don't feet" in his later years.
Gao Sanniang immediately clicked on the ground with one leg, but she didn't lose, and she hit another knife back.
The big man withdrew his feet and flipped over, to the back of Gao Sanniang, while she couldn't stand up because of the pain in her legs, kicked her popliteal, hooked her ankles, and made her kneel on the ground, and then a "carp beating" jumped up from the ground and pressed her to the ground, both neat and beautiful, but just took off the dagger in her left hand, and suddenly saw a cruel light in Gao Sanniang's eyes, and saw a big-headed girl standing by the wall in her eyes, probably frightened by this scene, and her right hand dagger was facing her, and immediately shouted: "Don't!"
Before he could finish speaking, the big man pounced and tried to take the child away, but it was too late, and he was blocked in front of the child and received two poisonous needles.
Gao Sanniang got up and rushed to the front, put it behind the big man and grabbed her dagger, the dagger in her right hand was across the big man's neck, no one dared to shout at the scene, and only shouted worriedly: "Hao catcher!"
The big-headed girl who was rescued was quickly taken away by the adults who were found.
At this time, Gao Sanniang saw that there was a person running out of the teahouse in a hurry, it was Deng Laoqi, untied a horse in front of the door, got on the horse and ran, she hurriedly took a breath, and actually took the big man to fly up, and kicked Deng Qi away when he was close to him, and grabbed the horse, I wanted to give him a few stitches, first, I was afraid of delaying the work, and second, it was good to leave some hidden weapons to defend myself if the trouble in front of me was not removed, and I patted the mount and left.
The catchers shouted and followed, but they were getting farther and farther away from the horses in front of them.
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