Chapter 274: Test Flight
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Brother Ha constantly tortured Zheng Chengxiu and others with various problems, making them enjoy the double blow of physical and mental, and the dogs were enthusiastic.
"Deserved" Zhang Panpan pursed his lips, dealing with people like Zheng Chengxiu, he was able to fight poison with poison, and filial piety came out under the stick, oh, no, there were good people under the stick.
Soon, noon came, and the dogs enjoyed a hearty lunch, and deliberately put it in front of the three brothers of the Bai family to eat and swallow wildly.
"Gollum", "Gollum"...... , The three brothers of the Bai family smelled the aroma of the food, and their stomachs kept protesting, but they still didn't think of it, where did the copper plate go?
The girl Nianxi looked at them pitiful, couldn't help but come over, and persuaded in a low voice: "Dog Engong, the three brothers of the Bai family still have to work in the afternoon, why don't you let them eat too." โ
"Mmmmmmmmmm
"No" Ha Ge rejected this suggestion, and said righteously: "Heaven will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act in chaos as Buddhas, so they are motivated to endure and benefit what they cannot." Sister Nianxi, you don't understand, I'm sharpening them. โ
"Really?" the girl Nianxi was skeptical, but said no more.
The three brothers of the Bai family want to cry without tears, no matter how good Brother Ha says, it can't change the fact that he abuses us, we hate you.
Zheng Chengxiu nibbled on steamed buns and ate pickles, rejoicing in his heart, it seemed that he was still lucky, although he was beaten, he still had something to eat.
"Hey, Xiao Zheng, let's develop a new gadget in the afternoon, you can take a hand" Brother Ha said casually after eating and drinking.
"Uh~" Zheng Chengxiu was stunned, he and the three brothers of the Bai family had the same idea, as long as Brother Ha looked for them, there must be nothing good?
However, Brother Ha ignored Zheng Chengxiu's careful thoughts, he took a pen and paper from his storage space, drew a drawing casually, and then handed it to Zheng Chengxiu.
Zheng Chengxiu took the drawings, looked left and right, up and down, and even looked upside down, and looked backwards, but he didn't understand: there was a ball drawn on it, with a few ropes in the middle, and a basket at the bottom......
"What is this?" Zheng Chengxiu didn't know why, he could swear that he wouldn't say that he had seen it, and he had never heard of it.
"Hehe" Brother Ha sneered twice, and pretended to be profound: "This kind of thing is called a hot air balloon, and it can take people to the sky." โ
"Oh?" Zheng Chengxiu didn't believe it too much, although he also admitted that Ha Ge was much smarter than him, but God, how could this be possible.
Many dogs also think this way, although Brother Ha has long said that let them fly in the sky, but no one has done this, and the ghost knows if it will succeed.
"Don't believe it?" Brother Ha raised his eyebrows, and said dissatisfiedly: "Xiao Zheng, go to the treasury of the Twelfth Army, carry back a spherical airtight canvas for me, come back and cut a mouth, tie a rope on it, and drop a basket." โ
"Okay" Zheng Chengxiu finished eating, ran to the 12th Army Treasury with a smoke, and then carried back a lot of things in everyone's confusion.
"Xiao Zheng, cut the mouth, the mouth is bigger, otherwise the cloth will be burned in a while. โ
"Xiao Zheng, tie the rope, tie it tightly, if it is not tied tightly, it will die. โ
"Xiao Zheng, hang the hanging basket, hang a sturdy hanging basket, at least it must be able to support the weight of a few people. โ
"Xiao Zheng, be a brazier, a little higher, a little bigger......"
Under the command of Hago, soon, a simple hot air balloon was successfully manufactured.
"Huhu", Zheng Chengxiu was so tired that he was out of breath, Brother Ha just moved his mouth, and he was the one who really put it into practice.
The people around gathered more and more, and everyone looked at the hot air balloon and pointed, completely unaware of what Brother Ha was doing.
Director Kuang Ye frowned, and asked in a low voice, "Ha expert, what is the purpose of this thing?"
"Heavens," Hago said disapprehantly.
"Heavenly?" Gao Ke looked up at the sky, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Who is up?"
"Hmm~" Hago paused, then turned to look at the dogs.
"Brush, brush", the dogs took a step back in unison, what are you kidding, is this hot air balloon really fake? Is there a precedent for success? In case of a wreck, will I be able to come back alive?
"Dogs, it's safe, I promise," Hago raised his front paws and swore to God.
However, the dogs still shook their heads desperately, even if they believed Ha Ge, they couldn't stop the fear of the unknown.
"This ......" Brother Ha was in pain, and he finally commanded a hot air balloon, but no one got on it, which was really embarrassing.
Brother Ha turned his head to look at Gao Ke, and said expectantly: "Gao Ke, look at this ......"
"No, no, no" Gao Ke took three steps back, and quickly refused: "Brother Ha, although my surname is Gao, I am afraid of heights, and other things are easy to say, so let's find someone else for this matter." โ
"Hmph" Brother Ha snorted dissatisfiedly, and then turned his gaze to the rest of the Instrument Bureau.
"Oops, stomach hurts"
"Mom, my house is on fire"
"Why am I suddenly blind?
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The people in the equipment bureau found all kinds of reasons, anyway, they just didn't want to try the hot air balloon, and Brother Ha said that it was heaven, but if he was not careful, he would not be thrown to death.
Brother Ha's face was gloomy, this group of human beings who are greedy for life and afraid of death don't even have the courage to dedicate themselves to science and technology, can they still engage in research work?
"Zheng Chengxiu, it's you, get on the hot air balloon" Brother Ha pointed at Zheng Chengxiu and said undoubtedly.
"What?!" Zheng Chengxiu was scared instantly, he was still young now, and he didn't want to die young.
Brother Ha frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "What?
"No......" Zheng Chengxiu shook his head, just about to say something.
Brother Ha directly interrupted: "It's okay if it's not, the historical responsibility of the first person to fly will be handed over to you." โ
"I'll go" Zheng Chengxiu felt that he had fallen into a huge trap, he knew that he would not make a hot air balloon, so how can he get out now.
"Don't worry, Xiao Zheng, what kind of dog is my brother?"
It's okay if Brother Ha doesn't say it, but when he says this, Zheng Chengxiu can only hehe, what kind of dog are you? A dog who wants to fix me.
Ha Ge continued to increase: "I promise with my dog personality, absolutely no problem!"
Seeing that the hot air balloon was getting more and more bulging and was about to take off, Ha Ge didn't hesitate anymore and kicked Zheng Chengxiu into the hanging basket.