Chapter 91: Pretending to be stupid and complaining

Fan Cheng's narration continued.

"Fourth, the expression is pretending to be stupid. ”

Fan Cheng lowered his head and prepared for two seconds, then raised his head and made a rather ugly, disgusting grimace.

"Uncle, please let your daughter marry me!"

"This is terrible, isn't it!?" Sun Maofeng said.

Fan Cheng straightened up again, made a posture of smoking, and said in a gangster-like tone: "Old man, I want to marry your daughter!"

"The ghost will agree!" Even if Fan Chengjiao is not needed, Sun Maofeng's complaint this time once again caught the point.

"Fifth, ignore the topic. ”

"Uncle, please marry your daughter to me!"

"I disagree!"

"After we got married, we planned a honeymoon trip to Indonesia and prepared to ......"

"I said I don't agree!"

"By the way, Dad, do you like boys or girls?"

"Sixth, suddenly adopting strange emotions such as sudden anger. ”

"Uncle, please marry your daughter to me!"

"I disagree!"

Fan Cheng suddenly said angrily: "Please marry my daughter to me!!!!"

"What qualifications do you have to be angry!" Sun Mao was blessed to the heart, and reached out and patted Fan Cheng's head with a snap.

"Seventh, reality pretends to be stupid, that is to say, the truth. ”

"Uncle, in fact, I don't know if I love your daughter or not, you should be able to see that your daughter is not very good-looking, and I am not bad, if it weren't for your family's money and house, I wouldn't have come here, so please marry my daughter to me." ”

"Eighth, a sudden turn. ”

"Uncle, please marry my daughter to me!"

"I disagree!"

"Then uncle, do you think this year's NBA championship will be the Lakers?"

"The ninth, impossible, is detached from common sense. ”

"Uncle, please marry my mother to me!"

"The tenth, yellow jokes. ”

"Uncle, I'm strong at night, so please marry my daughter to me!"

"Eleventh, masochism. ”

"Uncle, please marry my daughter to me!"

"Okay, I agree!"

"Yay, what a bad vision!"

"The twelfth, three progressions!"

"The thirteenth, meat jokes!"

Fan Cheng said thirteen ways to pretend to be stupid before stopping.

Including Sun Maofeng, everyone held a summary of Fan Cheng than Mengji.

has been doing entertainment programs for such a period of time, and they have some experience in the production and funny of the show, and the same is true for how to talk in the show, but about how to speak, they still use Fan Cheng's script to inform his various thoughts, and learn the so-called way of pretending to be stupid and complaining that he often mentions.

It was only now that they finally began to understand how complicated Fan Cheng really understood.

Thirteen ways to pretend to be stupid, Fan Cheng is actually quite simple, ordinary people may not think too much after listening to it, but these people who have participated in Fan Cheng's programs don't even need Fan Cheng's examples, as long as he cites a type of pretending to be stupid, they can basically find examples in Fan Cheng's previous programs or works, such as pretending to be stupid in the big truth, corresponding to Fan Cheng's cross talk "You look like Zhao Benshan" and the like.

"But ......"

Fan Cheng said again.

"Actually, to tell you about these things, even including the previous ten, these things may not be enough to help you in your work, when you really record the program, even if you memorize these things backwards, it is useless, because it is impossible to use these examples word for word when you really record the program, you must fully understand and not memorize these, in order to adapt to the situation and do a good job of real stupidity. ”

Everyone nodded their heads, understanding what Fan Cheng meant.

"Next, it's a complaint. Fan Cheng said.

"In cross talk, there is a so-called three-point teasing and seven-point praise, but in the cross talk, the seven-point praise is held there, and laymen actually don't understand it, but in my opinion, it does make sense to pretend to be stupid and complain at seven points. ”

"The so-called three-point pretending to be stupid, pretending to be stupid is actually relatively simple and easy to shine, many jokes and reactions in live performances are prepared in advance, or come up with their own ideas, and spitting is different, spitting needs to be interesting for people or things again, and you not only have to spit convincingly, but also spit interestingly, which is very difficult, and even some artists can do the most powerful thing is that you complain convincingly, and interesting, and even more powerful, it is also very poisonous! The most exaggerated thing is that when you have a poisonous tongue, you are still very good at controlling the rhythm, not only squirting people with a poisonous tongue, but also not making the person who is poisoned by your poisonous tongue angry, which is the most powerful. ”

"Can anyone really do this?" asked Wang.

"There will be, and I'm sure that some of you will be able to get out of this kind of person in the future!" Fan Cheng looked forward to.

"Is there a variety of types of complaining like pretending to be stupid?" asked Wang Xingxing.

"Good question, remember to ask more of these questions in the show, especially if you go the host route, because this is a great way to keep the show going smoothly. ”

"There are relatively few types of complaints, or it is more difficult to complain, so I only have to sort out so many in a hurry. ”

"First of all, there are three basic complaints. ”

"The first one, action complaining, is just Brother Maofeng patting his head, this is about technology, first of all, you can't shoot people too painfully, but at the same time, you have to shoot loud enough, and then there is a sense of rhythm, don't look at what I'm talking about here, but when you really make a show and make a joke, you need to feel and experience that rhythm in person. ”

And then it was very simply a complete denial of the complaint. ”

"If there is anything you want to complain about, just say it directly, and completely deny the other party's statement. ”

Then, explain the complaint, directly say the unreasonable things in the other party's pretending to be stupid, this explanation of the complaining and complete negation is that the explanation of the complaining will explain the reason, and the complete complaining is a very simple denial. ”

Finally, there are three advanced ways to complain that I have sorted out.

"The first is to pretend to be stupid and complain by yourself. ”

"Brother Maofeng, you came to ask me if I had cut my hair. ”

"Fan Cheng, did you cut your hair?"

"Hair?"

"Really!"

"Really cut my hair. ”

"Why, I don't know if I cut my own hair or not!?"

"See for yourself!" Sun Maofeng pointed to the mirror next to him.

Fan Cheng walked over and took a look: "Ah, really!"

Then, he said to everyone: "This is the so-called pretending to be stupid and complaining about yourself, proposing a strange scene and pretending to be stupid without common sense, and then poking him yourself." ”

Next, it's homeopathic complaints. ”

He leaned into Sun Maofeng's ear and said.

"Brother Maofeng, give me the scissors, I want to cut my hair. Fan Cheng said.

Sun Maofeng casually handed a pair of convenient chopsticks to Fan Cheng.

Fan Cheng didn't seem to notice that it wasn't scissors in his hand, so he broke the chopsticks and cut his hair.

"I've had my hair long lately, and I'll be laughed at if I don't tidy it up, but do you see if I look much cleaner after cutting it...... Hey, it's a chopstick, it's not scissors!"

"This is homeopathic complaining. ”

Finally, it's an example. ”

"Ask, what do Gu Xiang, who has a short stature, and Yao Jing, who have a short stature, have in common?"

"A, they all breathe with their lungs, or the number of eyes is the same. ”

"If someone doesn't look very good, but they take a super beautiful photo, how do you evaluate this discrepancy?"

"The height difference is too big, and my ears are ringing!"

"This is the highest way I can think of using Tucao, and I'm looking forward to your development and utilization of more powerful Tucao in the future, okay, let's talk about it today. Fan Cheng finally finished today's theory class.

When the class was over, he didn't leave right away, but sat there and watched the discussion begin.

Including Sun Maofeng and Wang Xingxing, everyone did not leave but immediately had a heated discussion.

In addition to the discussion, there is also the admiration for Fan Cheng.

"This stupid way is so well organized, almost all the stalks we did before are included!"

"Yes, and this spit too, each of the three advanced spits may play quite a lot of tricks!"

"By the way, in the previous show, wasn't there a place that was difficult to deal with, I suddenly thought that if I used a sudden turn of pretending to be stupid and complaining about the situation......"

A group of people discussed on the spot, and Fan Cheng waited there, listening to their discussions, occasionally answering their questions, until dinner time.

"Alright, don't study it, it's time to eat. Fan Cheng clapped his hands and led everyone to the hotel.

Basically, as long as he is there, he has never paid for dinner with the people of the troupe in the stage, whether he is old or young, sometimes when the interest comes, he will even let the cleaning aunt in the station take it with him, although the food may not be high-end, but in the past half a year, Fan Cheng has spent a lot of money just to eat.

Under the upward and downward effects, TV stations and troupes have also begun to arrange generations according to the length of working hours, as long as the seniors are there, there is absolutely no reason for the juniors to pay for it.

Fan Cheng's behavior of restricting the income of the troupe also contributed to this trend, the income of the newcomers is very low, and the income of the old people who joined for a while is a little looser, although the income is still not high, but under Yoshimoto's big package of food and accommodation, their monthly income is no problem without spending a penny, and a lot of this money has become money to invite the younger generations to eat.

After eating, the disband, the next morning, Fan Cheng came to the train station.

Sun Maofeng pushed his wife in a wheelchair, Tiancheng Entertainment had already rented a house for them in the imperial capital, and even contacted a very good hospital in the imperial capital.

Fan Cheng ...... It is said that the great grace is not grateful, my wife and I can stand here now thanks to you, I am not the kind of person who does not repay the kindness, I can't do Zhu Zhize's kind of thing in my life, so ...... If you have anything to do in the future, come to me, my Sun Maofeng will go to the soup and go to the fire, and I will not hesitate!"

Fan Cheng smiled: "Don't say that, I don't want to encounter something that requires you to go to the soup, but I have made a note of your promise, the entertainment industry is actually very small, and if there is a chance in the future, we will definitely cooperate again." ”