Chapter 220: Funny Contest

After the Dongfang family left, Jiang Feng stopped Jiang Hua, who was about to turn around and leave, "Hua'er, the Holy Lord will hold a New Year's celebration in the Qianqing Palace in the evening, when the ministers will gather, I want to take you to meet the world together, and I can meet a few childhood friends at that time, which will have an immeasurable effect on your future development!"

"Not interested!"

Hearing Jiang Feng's words, he casually replied that he was going to leave with Su Ying. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"You!"

Jiang Feng was immediately angry, you must know that this is a feudal society, the head of the family has immeasurable authority in the family, and he used to endure it because of Jiang Hua's inexplicable fear, but now that there is no indescribable fear, "new hatred and old hatred" will attack together.

Fortunately, Jiang Mu on the side made a look in time and stopped Jiang Feng.

"Hua'er, you should accompany your mother to go out with Xiaoying, okay?"

Jiang Hua is a typical master who eats soft rather than hard, and in this regard, he has no good choice except to nod his head and agree.

As for Jiang Feng's promise to Dongfang Huiyao to discuss with Jiang Feng to participate in the funny competition, he had already forgotten about it.

It was night, and there was a sea of people in front of the Qianqing Palace, and flags were displayed.

At that time, Emperor Gaozu lost his sons in the southern and northern wars, and the last son of the first war of Dingguo was killed on the battlefield, so that Emperor Gaozu, who was already in his fifties at the beginning of the founding of the country, had no children under his knees, and his subjects thought about change.

Fortunately, the beauty of the work of God, Gaozu Liu Shen in the first day of the new year when the old to have a son, in order to celebrate the Emperor Gaozu feast and amnesty the world, as the prince grows up, the lack of brothers and sisters, no one to accompany us is also reflected, for the healthy growth of the prince, Emperor Gaozu once again feasted the ministers and asked the ministers to bring their children to participate together, but also held a unique funny contest, and gradually evolved into a practice.

The so-called funny contest is to participate in a performance on stage, and speak no more than ten words in three minutes, which makes people feel funny and funny. The judges are jointly served by the emperor and the harem concubines, and once they win the championship, they can get the right to make a request to the emperor, which can be given to the Jinshi background, or they can ask for a reward of 10,000 taels of gold, as long as the emperor agrees.

"Father-in-law, what is Jiang Hua going to perform at night?"

"Oops!"

Jiang Feng slapped his head, startling Dongfang Huiyao.

"What happened?"

"Hua'er was originally not interested in participating in the celebration at night, but fortunately, she reluctantly agreed with her mother's good words, and I was so angry that I forgot about it!"

"Don't worry, since Hua'er can be persuaded by good words once, she can naturally be persuaded twice by good words!

Jiang Feng's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Brother Huiyao is still resourceful!"

At the beginning of the celebration, there were singing and dancing performances first, and then there were singing and dancing performances, but the prince Liu Yan, who didn't understand it at all, was not happy, and expressed his desire to watch the funny competition.

Liu Yong is a collection of thousands of favors, and Liu Ye naturally nodded and agreed to his request, so the funny competition started in advance.

On the stage set up in advance, the charming dancer Ying Ying retreated, and the father-in-law of the palm print acted as the master of ceremonies, and screamed: "At the request of the prince, the funny competition starts in advance, and the first group of contestants, Xie Xian, the son of the official secretary, is invited to the stage." ”

Seeing the chief's son come to the stage, Jiang Feng's face was a little more worried, he was a little worried that Jiang Hua, who was waiting in the contestants' area after Jiang's mother begged softly, would speak out and collide with Xie Xian, making his already gloomy career even more gloomy.

But he said that Xie Xian stepped forward dressed as a scholar, shaking his head and reading while walking slowly, so chic.

Not long after, a smiling little lady happened to pass by the place where the scholar was studying.

Seeing that she was as beautiful as a flower, the scholar shook his head, strode forward, and said, "Girl, Xiaosheng........."

As soon as she said a few words, the beauty who was blocked from going to the road looked at it carefully and smiled, and said, "You took the book backwards!"

I saw that the scholar stood up the book in a daze, and the huge upside-down "Analects" was clearly seen by the audience, and there was laughter in an instant.

Only Liu Yong was unhappy: "What are you laughing at, I don't understand what's funny at all!"

Liu Ye, who was laughing heartily, hurriedly comforted: "Others are working hard, no matter how funny it is, as the host, you always have to laugh to show respect, Yan'er, understand?"

Liu Yong, who was confused, naturally didn't understand Liu Ye's nonsense.

"Please invite the next player, Qin Lie, the son of General Zhenxi, to come to the stage!"

As soon as the master of ceremonies finished speaking, the bloody snare drum sounded, and a heroic young man came to the stage from the stage one after another.

"Good!"

The crowd applauded!

But after taking the stage, Qin Lie did not stop the somersault, I saw him go forward and turn over a five-meter-high stage pillar, but in a moment he performed a somersault on the giant pillar, which caused applause, and even Liu Yan couldn't take his eyes off it.

Finally, Qin Lie flipped to the top and jumped over, and the already scarce clothes disappeared like a fire, revealing his bronzed and robust skin.

I saw him shout, "If you come to the palm of the gods!" and slapped it at the big stone carried by more than a dozen soldiers on the stage.

No one doubted the tenacity of the boulder, and people watched intently at what might happen.

"Bang!"

After a loud bang, Qin Lie landed indifferently.

Just when everyone looked at the boulder that they thought would fall apart with their expectant eyes, Qin Lie suddenly raised his red and swollen hand and shouted in a loud voice: "Mom!

"Hahaha!"

Such a strong effect variance made everyone watching laugh, and even Liu Yong applauded happily.

After laughter, the emcee's words sounded again: "The one who came to the stage below is Liu Xuan, the son of General Zhenbei!"

General Zhenbei is a relative of the Han family, but the bloodline of this generation has been extremely weak, and if it weren't for his heroes to kill the enemy, he wouldn't be able to do such a high position.

Soon, a handsome young man riding a white horse rushed to the stage.

Unexpectedly, he was stopped by a masked man.

"Where's Xiaoxiao?"

The big man didn't say a word, drew his sword and stabbed the horse.

Liu Xuan fell off his horse in a hurry, and the big Han sword came quickly.

Suddenly there was a lot of danger.

Liu Xuan seized the opportunity to pull out a short distance and shouted, "Pick me up Heavenly Sword Nameless!"

The sword aura soared into the sky, and the profound internal force cultivation shocked the participants.

said that it was too late, but it was fast, but I saw Liu Xuan attacking the masked man with the power of his sword, so that the big man's steps were unsteady and he was at a loss.

Unexpectedly, there were unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and Liu Xuan, who rushed towards the masked man, slipped his foot, and the sword flew out without saying anything, and even people fell to the ground.

Such a dramatic scene makes people look constipated, and when the time comes, they will burst into laughter!

It's just that the masked man saw this opportunity, stepped forward without hesitation, stabbed a sword in his chest, turned his head and ran, Liu Xuan's mouth spurted out nearly a meter of "blood column!" made everyone really "constipated!"