Chapter Sixty-Seven: North Korean Cold Noodles Are on the Market

Fan Cheng did want to sing on stage, but what he sang was not a serious pop song, but a song for the purpose of being funny.

Carrying a folding stool on stage, sitting down and setting up the guitar, Fan Cheng said to the judges: "I am Uncle Fan." ”

"When you see a variety of signboards on the street, you will sing songs before you know it, for example, there is a sign outside this store that says that Korean cold noodles have been put on the market, and I think there must be such a story behind this sentence."

"Please listen to the song, "North Korean Cold Noodles are on the Market".

The skillful guitar sounded, and Fan Cheng's clear and playful and relaxed singing voice spread throughout the studio.

"In order to rush to market in the summer, we started preparing for it in early spring."

Is it a narrative song? The judges looked at Fan Cheng who was singing in surprise.

The song "Korean Cold Noodles Are on the Market" is adapted from a Japanese guitar comedy artist named Amemiya, and was originally called "Chinese Cold Noodles are on the Market".

Because of the change from Japanese to Chinese, most of the original rhythm can no longer be used, fortunately, Fan Cheng specially translated this song into Chinese because of his interesting previous life, and this kind of song, the song is not the key, so his performance, the audience can not hear anything strange.

"In order to make the taste convincing, I have practiced the production method countless times."

"Today, December 20th, our ramen shop finally put Korean cold noodles on the market!"

I started preparing for it in the spring, but it was not finally completed until December for the summer launch, but this was a cold face, and everyone in the studio laughed softly when they heard it.

Fan Cheng continued to sing: "When I practiced hard production repeatedly, my wife was obsessed with the little white face......"

Yes?

The judges who were originally performing the review work and were looking down to record something raised their heads and looked at Fan Cheng in surprise, what kind of turning point was this? Wife is obsessed with little white face?

Fan Cheng continued to sing: "North Korean cold noodles...... It's listed! ”

This time, the lyrics seemed to have a hint of bitterness in his voice.

"I secretly went to apply for a card in my name, and I borrowed a lot of money by swiping the card, and North Korea was cold...... It's listed! ”

Burst! Only then did everyone react, it turned out that Fan Cheng sang this kind of song with the guitar!

On the surface, it is just a song about the listing of North Korean cold noodles, but it is mixed with tragic but funny masochistic jokes, and the listing of North Korean cold noodles is such an ordinary and ordinary signboard, which he has given more interesting meanings.

"There are often fires of unknown causes, and the insurance money increases unknowingly...... North Korean cold noodles are on the market! ”

"It's been half a year since my wife ran away with the little white face, and this year is almost to that period, and the summer scenery is picturesque......"

Everyone gradually laughed, especially when they saw Fan Cheng behind him, with an expression as if nothing had happened, the middle-aged staff who was there wiping the table seemed to be thinking about his misery.

"There is not enough money so the amount of sausages is gradually decreasing, North Korean cold noodles! Listed ......"

"There was food poisoning, and the complaining phone calls that kept getting in, North Korean cold noodles! Listed ......"

"The pressure is too much for admission examination, and the hairline is gradually thinning ......"

With Fan Cheng's singing, the uncle who makes North Korean cold noodles in the song becomes more and more miserable, but the more miserable he is, the more happy the audience becomes.

"I haven't looked in the mirror for a long time, and I realized that I was no different from my father before he died...... And suddenly a thug who claimed to be his son appeared......"

"North Korean cold noodles! Listed ......"

"Why do people always hurt each other in the constant strife of the world?"

Fan Cheng sang here, everyone's laughter was even louder, this sentence seemed to be talking about the hero of the song, but everyone can easily associate Fan Cheng's encounter with the song, he will come here to participate in the competition, isn't it because of the strife in the world, caused by mutual harm between people? This lyric is actually talking about himself.

"North Korean cold noodles are on the market!"

"North Korean cold noodles, North Korean cold noodles, North Korean cold noodles are on the market!"

Finally, the song came to the end, and after a song that kept repeating and deepening the impression, Fan Cheng played the melody of the final ending.

The guitar grew quieter, and the middle-aged staff member behind him, pretending to be a chef, asked, "Do you want anything from this guest?" ”

Fan Cheng didn't seem to hear his words, still holding the guitar and enjoying the afterglow of the song.

Seeing that Fan Cheng didn't react, the chef shouted again: "This guest, what do you want?" ”

Fan Cheng, who was holding the guitar, reacted and turned back to the chef and said, "Ah! That one...... Yangzhou fried rice! ”

Feed!

The judges, the photographers, and even the door has been crowded a lot, and the curious audience almost stumbles, here...... It should be called North Korean cold noodles anyway, right!?

However, after being stunned, everyone laughed clearly, this is exactly what Fan Cheng wants, right?

After singing a song, Fan Cheng got up, bowed, left, and simply completed his first round of competition.

As for the results?

There is nothing difficult in the first round of the competition, and looking at the atmosphere of the scene, although it is not so hilarious that it rolls under the table, it is obvious that everyone has a good evaluation of this song, and for the first round of the competition, this is enough, especially for a person like Fan Cheng who is obviously aiming for the championship, you can't expect him to come up with the best joke in the first round.

That night, Fan Cheng's performance was broadcast on Jinmen TV's Satellite Channel 1.

Moreover, it was not only the Jinmen TV family who were interviewing at the scene during the day, but also many TV stations that followed Fan Cheng and the competition all over the country sent film crews, and even those TV stations that did not send reporters also contacted Jinmen TV one after another and asked them to provide the pictures shot by Jinmen TV.

This made the audience who paid attention to Fan Cheng and the show almost everyone saw Fan Cheng's song on various TV stations more than once that night.

I didn't feel anything about it when I performed live, but after I was on TV and listened to it more times, I found out that the performance was outrageously good!

This song "North Korean Cold Noodles is on the Market", in addition to being funny, has another deep effect, that is, its viral brainwashing ability.

The repeated lyrics of "North Korean cold noodles are on the market" continue to deepen the impression in the minds of the audience, and engrave this song into people's minds like a spell!

As if overnight, the audience across the country was infected with the "North Korean cold noodles" virus, and the next morning, many viewers simply chanted "North Korean cold noodles are on the market", and the cold noodle stalls across the country were surprised to find that the sales of North Korean cold noodles doubled by 300% compared with usual! Some diners who come to eat cold noodles will pay special attention to whether there are fewer sausages in the noodles, and what is even more disgusting is that some diners will even stare at the chef who makes cold noodles and laugh!

The TV station doesn't care about Fan Cheng's image, Fan Cheng didn't kill people and set fires, and second, he didn't bully men and women, just some rumors, how can it compare to the increase in ratings of this song, and as a news clip, there is no need to pay any copyright fees for the use of such a song, but in two or three days, the TV sets across the country are full of Fan Cheng's singing, if he is not competing, he will not receive invitations from many TV stations soon!

This is TV, this is the media, or the thing is right, or the strength is outstanding, or the opportunity and luck are with you, you can become popular, you can control the content that the audience sees, and even the truth of the data, but only the audience's hands control the remote control, which you can't control and influence.

Fan Cheng from Jinmen didn't have time to care about this, he was busy preparing for the second round of selection.

Sun Maofeng finally got up after lying in bed for two days, he has been quite desolate recently, obviously now because of the matter of Ma Sanli's cup, many people in the entire cross talk circle have gathered in Jinmen, but because of his relationship with Fan Cheng, in the few days he was lying in bed, he was stunned that there was no friend in the circle who came to visit him, and everyone seemed to have forgotten his identity, only remembering his identity as Fan Cheng, the partner of the hated guy.

However, Sun Maofeng did not regret choosing this path, when his wife's life was threatened, only Fan Cheng was willing to hire him at a price that was not too high but just enough to keep his wife's life, which was also a life-saving grace to say a lot.

And what about the others at this time? Only a few insiders who usually have contact with him came to see his wife and gave him a few hundred yuan in a drop in the bucket.

Gradually, the Yoshimoto troupe became popular, Wang Xingxing and Wan Hong's popularity and value were close to that of second-level artists, with solid skills, and Sun Maofeng, who was an insider, also received a lot of invitations, but these invitations were rejected by him, and now he, although going to a new place can bring him a higher income, it is still not enough for him to completely cure his wife's illness, and if he does not change places, his wife's illness can still maintain a good or bad state, so he doesn't want to go.

Sun Maofeng is not Zhu Zhize, Fan Cheng invests all the money he earns, he sees it very clearly, this twenty-two-year-old man makes money is actually very easy, sell the escape room for one million, cooperate with the Northern Group to broadcast "Eight o'clock in the evening, all the staff gather", and reach a cooperation with Dragon TV at a speed rarely seen in the industry, in half a year, Fan Cheng has made millions of dollars.

But making money quickly and spending money is just as fast, but all this money is spent on TV stations and theater troupes, the clothes he appears in are always only a set of half-new suits, he hardly eats out or goes out with people, he doesn't buy a car or change a house, so hard-working but so self-denying, Sun Maofeng feels that it will never be wrong to follow him.

Seeing Fan Cheng's efforts, Sun Maofeng couldn't help but work hard, so even if he was lying in bed for two days, he didn't give up practicing the jokes that Fan Cheng gave him, this is the only thing that can help Fan Cheng now, finally, in the second round of the competition two days later, Sun Maofeng and Fan Cheng, who got up from the bed, came to Jinmen TV again.