"Wash your hands?" Looking down at the basin that was no longer a drop left, Mu Qi suddenly felt a little nauseous.

"Hehe, how does it taste? Anyway, I really haven't drunk hand sanitizer yet? I just used your mouth to find out today!" Jin Yu tilted his head, and the smile on his face was not expressed.

Vomit.....

It's okay not to mention this, Jin Yu mentioned it, Mu Qi felt like he had reached the mouth of his throat, covered his mouth and ran towards the bathroom.

"Sir, that's the kitchen, it's ...... hygienic"

Before the waiter finished speaking, Mu Qi had already rushed into the back kitchen.

"MD, is this lemonade mixed with wine?" Mu Qi suddenly complained on the way home.

"What do you mean?" Jin Yu suddenly couldn't understand!

"It's too strong, why do I still want to vomit TMD..."

"Stop and stop, you're crazy, you want to vomit out of the car! Why are you like this!" Seeing that Mu Qi was about to squirt out while driving, Jin Yu was dumbfounded and hurriedly shouted.

"I can't hold on, I can't hold on, poof......."

Seeing Mu Qi shouting urgently, and then he heard the sound of squirting, Jin Yu suddenly closed his eyes involuntarily, and felt nauseous in his heart. "MD is really miserable for my car!"

"I didn't expect someone of such quality as you to speak foul language!" At this time, I heard Mu Qi's laughing voice.

"MD, you kid lied to me!" Jin Yu suddenly felt that something was wrong, sniffed his nose vigorously, there was no expected smell in the air, opened his eyes and looked, sure enough, the inside of the car was clean, where there were traces of vomiting, and then looked at Mu Qi, who was looking at himself with a smile at the moment, and actually made a gesture to vomit from time to time. "I am also a human being, and if I am a human being, I have seven emotions and six desires, no matter how high my quality is, it does not mean that I can't speak foul language, unless he is a saint!"

"Haha, today I finally discovered another side of you. ”

At this time, Mu Qi seemed to be happy that his prank had succeeded, and he danced like a child. If you weren't still driving, you probably might have to jump.

"Boring!" Jin Yu pursed his lips and turned his head to look out the window, ignoring Mu Qi no longer.

"This is life, how tiring it is to be serious all day long!" said Mu Qi stretched out his hand to turn on the music, and the sound of the song suddenly resounded in the carriage.

Beat the drum tightly and beat the gong slowly, stop the drum and listen to the singing.

All kinds of gossip have been sung, and I have sung ***.

The boss listened to ***, and he couldn't touch it without spending money.

The old man listened to ***, and his whole body trembled.

The young man listened to *** and hugged the pillow and called his wife.

When I touched it, I touched it, and on the top of the eldest sister's head, a green silk was dyed like ink, as if the dark clouds covered the sky. Ouch, it's like a dark cloud covering the sky.

Second touch, touch, the eldest sister's eyebrows, the second eyebrows are bent and bent, as if the moon is less than half of it. Ouch, it seems that the moon is half less.

Three touches, touches, the eldest sister's eyes are above, two autumn waves on both sides, like grapes. Ouch, like grapes.

Four touch, touch, the eldest sister's nose, big head down, small head up, like a small gold mountain. Ouch, it's like a small mountain of gold.

Five touches, touches, the eldest sister's ears, two dumplings, and a pair of big earrings, ouch, and a pair of big earrings.

................

"What kind of song is this? I remember I didn't have it in the car!" Jin Yu on the side listened to it more and more wrongly, why did this song sound wrong?

"***! Huaxia traditional excellent folk songs, it's good! I just got it!" Mu Qi winked at Jin Yu, "Six touches, touch them......"

"Stop singing, it's all mess. Jin Yuqi's face was flushed, *** he knew that it was an H song with some provocative colors, but the specific content was not clear, and today he didn't expect to be put in the car by Mu Qi, a kid.

"Do you think it's reliable to listen to *** in a Maserati?" Jin Yu looked at Mu Qi in a daze.

"This is called elegant and vulgar appreciation, you are not as good as me, right? Driving a luxury car, this is elegant, singing *** This is vulgar, combining it is elegant and vulgar appreciation, this is life!" Compared with Jin Yu's stunned, Mu Qi felt that he was forced to pretend to be 666666, and his forced style was not ordinarily high, thinking of this, he didn't know what he thought, he actually opened the car window, and soon the singing voice came out of the car.

At this time, Jin Yu's face couldn't hold back at all, looking at the heads poking out of the car on the road, the whole person seemed to be desperate to the extreme, it seemed that the despair at the moment was far beyond the pain caused by his body, and he could only close his eyes in desperation.

"Elegance and vulgarity? Where is this TMD? Driving a car has something to do with Ya?"

Fortunately, Mu Qi still restrained himself, at least when the car drove back to Jin's house, this kid still lowered the volume a lot.

"*** yes....." When he carried Jin Yu to the wheelchair, his mouth was still singing softly.

"Shut up! Can you stop singing?" Jin Yu has no nostalgia for life at this time, and his mind is full of *** scenes at this time.

"Okay, we'll sing it next time!"

For Jin Yu's suggestion, Mu Qi obviously felt that it was acceptable.

"I think you're a tease sent to me by Lord Yama. Jin Yu let out a long sigh, at least this kid didn't sing in front of those women in the family, and he knew some shame!

"I think your probationary period can be over!" Just as Mu Qi settled Jin Yu and prepared to go out, Jin Yu's voice sounded behind him.

"Does that mean I can advance my salary?"

"Do you think there's a connection between the two?"

"That's right!" After getting an accurate answer, Mu Qi walked out stupidly!

When Mu Qi walked out of the house, Aunt Mei was sitting in the back garden drinking tea, and Mu Qi simply walked over and sat next to her.

"Why, is today's opera good? I heard that it is a very famous opera company in Russia. ”

Aunt Mei looked at Mu Qi with a smile, for the young man in front of her, the longer she got along, the more Aunt Mei felt that she couldn't see through him, it turned out that Mu Qi gave him the impression that he was a little gangster who didn't understand the rules, but now that he has been together for a long time, this impression is changing little by little. She even found that when Jin Yu and Mu Qi were together, they smiled more than ever, which was unimaginable before.

"Aunt Mei, I want to ask you something!"

"Hmm, what's the matter?" Hearing that Mu Qi actually asked for advice on a rare occasion, Aunt Mei seemed very interested.

"You said that when a man sees another woman, his heart always feels like it beats more often than at any other time! What do you say is the reason for this?" Mu Qi played with a teacup and looked at Aunt Mei quietly.