Men and women are definitely different creatures from two planets, not only can't communicate in many ways, but can't even understand each other's many behaviors, just like women can never understand, men are still beating their heads today, and they are immediately called brothers and sisters after a meal, and men don't understand either, women hug their heads and cry when they talk.

So when Chen Guangda pushed open the box door in shock, he immediately heard a sound of howling and crying, and saw that Xia Dayan was hugging Li Ying and crying, Li Niannian also knelt on the side and cried silently, the three little ladies cried more than the other, if it weren't for Su Tong and Li Tingyu had already left, it is estimated that this cry could be doubled.

"I said you ......"

Chen Guangda was shocked and walked in inexplicably, completely unable to figure out where the common crying point of the three of them was, who knew that the three little ladies screamed as if they were suddenly crazy, smashed a lot of things out of their heads, and roared like cannibalism: "You get out with me, we don't need men to live, we women will never let you bully!" ”

"Holy! What's the situation, this is ......?"

Chen Guangda stumbled out of the box, with a few vegetable leaves on his head, and looked at a few little female soldiers with a confused expression, who knew that the eyes of several little female soldiers were also red, and she wiped her tears and said: "Sister Da Mei's life experience is so pitiful, she has never received the warmth of her family since she was a child, and Sister Big Eyes also has a life that no one cares about, and they all have a dog named Duoduo, all of which were eaten by living corpses, it's really miserable!" ”

"Huh?"

Chen Guangda has been completely blindfolded, and looked at the equally confused Wang Fat Man unbelievably, but Wang Fat Man spread his hands and said: "Look at my dry hair, if a woman is not inexplicable, she will not be called a woman, my ex-girlfriend's family died a hamster, and she cried for two whole days, just because I was fat, she felt that I was like a hamster, and I was afraid to see people and mice and broke up with me, can you figure it out?" ”

"Nima! I'm ......"

Chen Guangda scratched his scalp depressedly, he originally thought that a few women would fight, who knew that he would cry to death in a blink of an eye, but in response to the old saying, women are made of water, crying is their power and nature, no matter how strong the appearance of a woman has a soft heart, as long as she is stimulated to that point, she will definitely come out of the water.

"It's a good thing to cry, it's better than fighting, maybe crying and crying will become good sisters......"

Chen Quan gloated with a cigarette in his mouth, Chen Guangda couldn't figure it out left and right, so he simply took a few people back to the box to eat and drink, and called Xiaohu and Xiaosissie and others together, and introduced them to each other one by one.

"Tell us about the situation in the imperial capital, if we come a little later today, you are all ready to go......"

Chen Quan and Xiaohu leaned side by shoulder, the two of them also smelled like each other, and Chen Guangda followed up and told them about the situation, then raised his wine glass and said: "The situation is probably like this, no matter whether you can kill Lin Na a little bitch or not, the corpse poison serum alone is worth a trip to the imperial capital!" ”

"You can go if you say go, haven't our brothers followed you all these years, when have you ever been afraid of ......?"

Wang Dafu took a sip of wine carelessly, as for Lao Wu and Yang Hao, they didn't even blink their eyelids, playing with their lives has long been their life, if they were afraid, they wouldn't come out at all, but the little girl suddenly said in a sneer: "Brother! I...... I also want to go out with you to break through, and I also want to be a man like you! ”

"You're a girl, what kind of man, we don't lack chrysanthemums......"

Chen Quan pinched his cheek very playfully, and slapped him hard on the buttocks, and the group of people immediately laughed, but the little sissy still looked at Yang Hao unswervingly and said: "Ah Hao looks younger than me, but everyone is a veteran corpse collector, so I think I just lack experience, otherwise I can become a qualified corpse collector!" ”

"Little Di! Wouldn't it be nice for you to watch the show with us, why don't you go out and do it......"

Xiaohu looked at him in surprise, but Yang Hao hugged him and said: "Brother Di just told me, saying that the girls hate his mother, and the girl he likes would rather sleep with him than fall in love with him, saying that there is no sense of security at all with him, so I think he should really go out to experience experience, I also stumbled and grew up back then!" ”

"Have you thought about it, once you go out and nod the ground in minutes, Yang Hao was also forced to go to Liangshan back then......"

Chen Guangda cut directly on the neck, who knew that the little sissy still nodded vigorously, without any hesitation, Chen Guangda had to smile bitterly and said: "Although I don't approve of you going out, but if you continue like this, I'm afraid you won't be productive for the rest of your life, I think you just worship Ah Hao as a teacher, he knows how to make you a qualified recruit!" ”

"Master! Please be worshipped by the apprentices......"

The little lady immediately knelt down excitedly, but Yang Hao was at a loss, but the door of the private room was kicked open at this time, and Xia Fei and Li Ying sisters swaggered in, Xia Fei and Li Ying also held hands with Li Jin, and said loudly as soon as they came in: "Tell you, Da Mei will be my own sister in the future, whoever dares to bully her mother will play with whomever she wants, including your surname Chen!" ”

"Haha~ I raise my hands and feet in favor, but can you tell me, how do you decide who is bigger and who is small......"

Chen Guangda cheered in surprise, and desperately clamored everyone to applaud them quickly, the problem of these little aunts and grandmothers was solved, and a big stone in his heart could be regarded as landing, but who knew that Li Jin came to guess the boxing lightly, Chen Guangda immediately asked in shock: "Guess the boxing?" So casual? ”

"What else? it, you don't pee and take a ......."

Xia Fei rolled her eyes angrily, sat down directly with Li Jin, and said with emotion: "I have too many similarities with Sister Damei's life experience, the same was born in a broken family, the same dropped out of school halfway, and raised a Labrador named Duoduo, the most important thing is that he was ruined by the same man after drinking, I think this is really the fate arranged by God, we must be sisters in our last life!" ”

"Drunk ......"

Chen Guangda looked at Li Jin in amazement, who knew that Li Jin secretly winked at him, Chen Guangda immediately closed his mouth and stopped talking, it seems that Li Jin also knew that Xia Fei's little hooves were crazy horses, and he would definitely not be able to scare her with ordinary means, so he simply played the emotional card and let the yelling be harmonious together.

"Haha~ Since it's the fate arranged by God, you have to give me a good drink today, Da Mei, you will also suffer a little loss tonight, I have to accompany her when the big-eyed sister just came......"

Chen Guangda sat down like a pug, and smiled flatteringly at the two girls with low eyebrows, for fear of upsetting the two aunts and grandmothers, but who knew that Xia Fei slapped the table and shouted: "Why let my sister suffer, from now on mine is hers, let's turn over your brand together tonight, you have to give me a good performance!" ”

"This ......"

This sexual blessing came so suddenly, Chen Guangda was so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly, and he couldn't wait to pull the two little babies back to the room now and start making love, but Xia Fei suddenly leaned over and whispered: "Don't think I'm stupid, you know very well how dangerous the trip to the imperial capital is, if something happens, I can die with you, she won't be able to, so you better cherish this last time!" ”

"Nima! Can't you just say something nice......"

Chen Guangda leaned back very depressed, it turned out that the two of them were acting to paralyze each other, if Yan Qing, who was becoming more and more queenly, was pulled over, he almost didn't dare to imagine this terrifying scene, but the dedication of the two daughters was very good, the sisters and sisters were extremely affectionate, and they directly drank the wine as water between pushing the cup and changing the lamp.

Chen Guangda didn't do anything all afternoon, so he accompanied Xia Fei and them to play in Binhai City, and after shopping, he went directly to Montenegro City, and forced Zhou Xingwu out to KTV, and Zhou Xingwu also knew how dangerous their trip would be, so he sang and danced with them for the first time, and shocked Su Tong and Li Tingyu, who were playing together.

A group of people were stunned to play until the middle of the night before they broke up, not only was everyone top-heavy and drunk, but even Li Jin was rarely dizzy, and then they simply stayed in the largest hotel in Montenegro City together, as for who would sleep with whom it was not a matter for them to worry about personally, anyway, Li Tingyu abducted Chen Guangda's sister-in-law.

"You wash it first, no, no! You come first, you ...... first"

Xia Fei and Li Jin were both pretending to be very calm before, but after they really entered the room, the two of them twisted and twisted, and it was called a modest and embarrassing push, but Chen Guangda, who was excited, couldn't wait to say: "Good sisters, let's wash together, just get acquainted with each other again, hehe~"

"Shut up! What's the matter with you, if you laugh lewdly, I'll let you go out to sleep on the sofa......"

The two little ladies just had nowhere to vent, and immediately pointed at him viciously and scolded him, Chen Guangda had no choice but to put his tail on and go to bed, anyway, it's okay to let them be majestic now, it won't be long before they can make them look good, and when he thinks of a Li Damei on the left and a Xia Dayan on the right, he feels that his soul is about to be numb.

"We people, I'm so happy today! Glad! Happy ......"

After the two girls squirmed and squirmed into the bathroom together, Chen Guangda immediately took off his clothes excitedly, directly took out a pack of wet wipes and began to wipe up and down, and sprayed some men's perfume with a bag, and his whole body was as excited as a fat maggot, but after he climbed into bed in surprise, he found that the sexual blessing seemed to be a little slow.

"I said you two are okay, it's been more than an hour, and it's time to wipe each other's backs......"

Chen Guangda sat cross-legged on the bed in agony, and listened to the two girls whispering inside, and occasionally broke out into a burst of unbridled laughter, but he didn't see them come out for a long time, and the angry Chen Guangda yelled directly: "If you two don't come out again, Lao Tzu will go straight in, I am a field expert with all-weather and all-terrain!" ”

"What are the monkeys anxious about, I've never seen such a positive ...... for paying public food"

Li Jin scolded very angrily, accompanied by Xia Dayan's constant echoing voice, it seems that the relationship between the two has heated up rapidly, and it has begun to develop towards a real sisterly relationship, but just when Chen Guangda was about to rush in angrily, a burst of steaming heat suddenly gushed out, and the two little beauties walked out, which made Chen Guangda's eyes widen at once, and he was even more bleeding.

"Before we have fun, let's play a little game first, okay, only if you answer the question correctly, you can get the two of us......"

The two little ladies were like fairies coming out of the fairyland, their big eyes flickered at him, and Li Jin was even more angry with an unprecedented commotion, but when Chen Guangda nodded desperately, he heard Xia Fei ask with a smile: "If I fall into the sea with Da Mei and are about to drown, you can only save one, who will you save?" ”

"Uh~ I can't save both, I'm pretty good at water......"

Chen Guangda instantly sobered up like a thunderbolt, he knew that he would not let him fly easily, this Nima would lose his head no matter who he answered, but the two little girls stuck in the waist and shouted: "No!" You have to answer one today, or you don't want to stand and walk out from here, hurry! ”

"Two aunts and grandmothers, I'm wrong, can't I sleep alone......"

"No! I have to say, otherwise you look good......"