On the twenty-ninth day of August, today is the host of "Kouxing" Yun Qingchou. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Since the Mid-Autumn Festival, she and Qiang Miaowa have been busy, dressing up for the artists every day, and today it is finally their turn.

The music is atmospheric, Yun Qingchou took the stage in the music, lightly opened his lips, and sang this song "Yuezun" with a beautiful singing voice.

"From the past to today,

The rivers and lakes are surging.

Who else can give it a real Ning Qing.

Under the fresh moonlight,

Worship and reverence with devotion to ......

All beliefs,

Extraordinary ...... Jianding......

A few people have not hoped,

There is no sword or sword.

Confused in the bloody rain,

Confused about why to win.

Craftsmanship is used to create,

It's not a pointless fight,

It's hard to tell......

What is honor and disgrace, and what is important......

Yuezun Yuezun in my heart,

The bright moon shines on the human environment.

Don't seek to compete with each other in the world,

Don't fight for fame.

You are always in the world,

Always in the hearts of men.

Merely......

Turning into green clouds, with a fresh breeze ......"

During the recital, the word "wind" in the last sentence was in a high note, and the audience responded with warm applause.

Then, Yun Qingchou raised his voice and sang it again from the sentence "Yuezun Yuezun in my heart", the treble part was really difficult, and even the audience and the audience responded with thunderous applause.

"I've never heard such a beautiful singing, it's rare. "Good, not average. "Wonderful, it is worthy of being the fiancée of Sect Leader Jiang, and in the end, she is a student of the Protector of the Law." This Yun girl's voice was as straight as heaven. "It's really extraordinary. Wonderful, wonderful. "'Kouxing' does sing well, but everyone is also polite. ”

Just when the afterglow of Yun Qing's sorrowful three days was not gone, the two attendants of the great patriarch of the Zaifu came to the stage.

"No, it's a lie. "Don't worry about deception. ”

"Come up and bow. The two of them bowed together as they spoke, standing on the right side of the room and standing on the left side of Gu Li.

Bian Zhenli opened his mouth first, "Look at how good our brothers' names are, a couple who don't tell the truth." ”

There was a laugh in the audience.

Gu said falsely: "Hey, with this name, no one is in a hurry with us, anyway, what is said is a lie." So what are we going to talk about today?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Say that one person." ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey, this is good, then what do we say?"

Bian Zhenli glanced at Gu Ranxuan and said, "Didn't you say it? ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes, what kind of words do you say for one person?"

Bian Zhen lied: "One person, one sentence." ”

Gu said falsely: "I know one person, how can I say it?" He seemed a little anxious.

Bian Zhen lied: "Why don't you understand? Let's just say it, today I'll tell the big guy one by one." Yes, one sentence per person. This one person has to say one person. No, you have to say it for one person. We're going to have to go back and forth today. That's a good sentence for one person. Then I'll say it for one person today. One person and one sentence. One sentence is too one sentence per person. Hey, one sentence is really one sentence. Hey, one person. Okay, thank you. He said the words of two people by himself, and as soon as he finished speaking, he bowed and was about to step down.

Without waiting for Zhang Wujun to scream, Gu Ranqian grabbed Bian Zhenli's arm, "That's it? ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Will you? Then pick a few not too stinky ones and let's have a supper for a while." ”

Gu said falsely: "Money-obsessed." ”

"Hahaha......"

Bian Zhen lied: "Actually, this is a little joke with the big guys." How can you really say that, today let's talk to you about the people, things, and things of our alien race. ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey, it's good to talk about this." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "If you want to say that we people from the Tianwai clan have all over the world, there are foreign ones. ”

Gu said falsely: "That's true. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But when we get together, we don't think about how to do bad things all day long." ”

When he said this, someone snorted coldly a few times, and most people in the audience knew that it was the kid next to Grandpa Shao without looking at it.

Gu said falsely: "No." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Actually, our Tianwai clan is a place outside the world that seeks peace. ”

Gu said, "Yes." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Then first of all, there is a matter that is more troublesome." ”

Gu said falsely: "What's the matter?"

Bian Zhen lied: "That is, everyone's language must be unified, and the guests must follow the host, and they all have to speak the official language of our country." ”

Gu said: "Yes, if no one understands what is said, there will be no way to live that day." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "It's easier for our own people to do it, but foreigners are in trouble." ”

Gu said, "Really?"

Bian Zhen lied: "No, there are a lot of jokes, let's take that foreigner Sapoer boring." ”

Gu said falsely: "Oh, that person's name is 'Sapoer'." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Let's make it clear first, it's not that people are bored when they splash it, people's names are transliterated." ”

Gu said: "Yes, according to the pronunciation of the country, it is called 'Sapoer boring'." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "On that day, the young man Sapoer got up early in the morning and went out of the room, and I saw him and greeted him, and I said, 'Yo, Sa Ye, you are up. ’”

Gu said falsely: "Okay, what about the master, are there two masters?"

Bian Zhen lied: "What kind of mess?"

Gu said falsely: "Okay, don't make trouble, don't make trouble." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Guess what he told me." ”

Gu said falsely: "What did you say?"

Bian Zhen lied: "He said with a foreign smell: 'Yes, I can't see you even when I'm lying on my stomach in the bed.'" ’”

Gu said falsely: "Hey...... It seems that people are not so polite in foreign countries. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "I said again: 'You're so funny, let's get early together.'" ’”

Gu said falsely: "What did he say again?"

Bian Zhen lied: "He said: 'Don't worry, I will work in the field early, not slowly.'" ’”

Gu said falsely: "Okay, he is urging him to work early." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "What's the hurry to work? Eat first and eat first." I took him to the second floor of the dining hall, and it was a good morning. ”

Gu said, "What are you eating?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Green onion pork rib noodles." ”

Gu said falsely: "Okay, it's good." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "I brought two bowls over, and deliberately put a few more pieces of pork ribs for Sapoer, the one he ate was fragrant." ”

Gu said falsely: "Good food." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "At this time, the chef came over and asked him if it tasted good." ”

Gu said falsely: "What did he say?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Great, your ass is so delicious." ”

Gu said falsely: "Ass?"

The laugh in the audience.

Gu said falsely: "That's pork ribs, is the butt like words?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Fortunately, the chef is not a woman, otherwise he would have to scold the street." He may also feel that what he said is wrong, and he will make up for it. ”

Gu said falsely: "What's a sentence?"

Bian Zhen lied: "I mean it's delicious, so delicious that I want to burn the pot." ”

Gu said falsely: "It's quite exquisite, I have to go to the kitchen to help brush the pot, and the boiling water is scalded to remove the oil, right?"

Bian Zhen lied: "What? What he said was 'so delicious that I want to sing'. ”

Gu said falsely: "Oh, singing? I said that he is also too diligent, just after eating, he will go to the hot pot early, regardless of whether others eat it or not." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "When the pork rib soup is finished, he said again, 'You have finished eating it too, let's be nasty.'" ’”

Gu said falsely: "What is indecent? That's going downstairs." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "I said that it has been winter in the past two days, and there is ice at the door that you haven't had time to shovel, so you slip carefully." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes, don't fall." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "He misunderstood again and told me: 'Don't worry, I'll slip carefully.'" After saying that, the people were stuffy and slipped there. ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey...... What's wrong with not growing up. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "He heard that some people here here used to give themselves the nickname 'Walking Snow Without a Trace'." ”

Gu said falsely: "That's boasting about your own light work." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "He said that he was called stepping on ice without a trace." ”

Gu said falsely: "What's the use of that." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "I also told him, you will tread ice without a trace, and I will tread water without a trace." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yo! Have you also practiced 'stepping across the water'?"

Bian Zhen lied: "I can wade through a small river ditch." ”

Gu said falsely: "Go! Then don't you leave a long list of footprints after you go ashore?

Bian Zhen lied: "You are stupid, won't you take off your shoes and then tread again? Won't there be no shoe prints if you slip your shoes to the other side and put them on again?"

Gu said falsely: "Okay." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Hey, you say, if a person puts 'Kicking Ping across the water', 'Treading the snow without a trace', what else is 'Jin Yangong', 'Tiyun Zong', plus 'Ling Bo Weibu', 'Eight Steps to Catch the Toad', and 'Seven Steps to Chase the Soul', anyway, if he has practiced all the light skills, will he not be able to get down in the sky?"

Gu said falsely: "Don't bother so much, as long as you can go out and let Yan Yan'er do it." ”

There was a lot of laughter.

Bian Zhen lied: "Actually, it was all in the past, and now they know our official words well, and they gave me a Shanglianer before they came." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yo, will he still be a pair?"

Bian Zhen lied: "You should be like you, don't study, sleep lazy, don't remember your age, don't recognize the Tao." ”

Gu said falsely: "Who? ”

Bian Zhen lied: "'Cat cat cat waist', that is, the cat cat gets down the cat's waist." I also got the next link right. ”

Gu said falsely: "What kind of waist is the cat with four legs in the aisle?

Bian Zhen lied: "'The dog is enough for the dog', saying that a dog's butt is itchy, and he can reach it with his paws." "He's still moving.

Gu said falsely: "Don't be a good looker, isn't it ugly?"

Bian Zhen lied: "How is it?

Gu said falsely: "What Gaolian?"

Bian Zhen lied: "How can it be better than the two who made the old man cry with dung, right?"

Gu said falsely: "Hey, what kind of strength are you competing with them." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Let's talk about the newly climbed cliff Hua Sen." ”

Gu said falsely: "What's wrong with him?"

Bian Zhen lied: "As soon as he got on the cliff, he had something to make the big guy ponder." ”

Gu said, "What?"

Bian Zhen lied: "That thing is a little iron man, less than a foot tall, dressed like Hua Sen, and has been set on the table." ”

Gu said falsely: "Is it a child's thing?"

Bian Zhen lied: "You are stupid, how old are Hua Sen, and you still play with children's things?"

Gu said falsely: "What is that?"

Bian Zhen lied: "At that time, our father Li on the cliff guessed that it might be the image of his ancestor, the Chinese worship the ancestral tablet, the foreigner worships the statue, and it is also an iron statue." ”

Gu said falsely: "Oh...... Also. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Suddenly, one day, Daddy Li came to Mr. Ye angrily. ”

Gu said falsely: "What's the matter?"

Bian Zhen lied to his academic father and said, "Mr. Ye, go and take a look, that Hua Sen is so unreasonable, he actually hit the head of his ancestor's iron statue." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yo, then he is too disagreeable, our Chinese etiquette does not allow him to do this." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "As soon as Mr. Ye heard this, he immediately went, and when he went to Hua Sen's house to see that he was still beating, Mr. Ye hurriedly stopped drinking and asked him why he disrespected his ancestors so much." ”

Gu said falsely: "You have to talk about him well, as the saying goes, 'a hundred virtues and filial piety are the head', and foreign countries have to have this truth even if they don't have this sentence." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Hua Sen was stunned at the time, and we didn't understand until we made it clear." Dare is not the iron statue of his ancestors, it is used to knock walnuts, put the walnuts in the mouth of the iron man, and the walnuts on the top of the iron man will open. ”

Gu said falsely: "Ah, dare to love a walnut clipper!"

Bian Zhen lied: "No wonder I made this joke, I haven't seen it before." Of course, foreigners don't know all of our things, so let's take Kitaro as an example. ”

Gu said falsely: "That Dongying ronin?"

Bian Zhen lied: "When I first went up the cliff, I gave him something he didn't know, he gave him a rarity, and deliberately found a few flower arrangements and put them on his coffee table, I said you take it down quickly." ”

Gu said falsely: "What's the matter?"

Bian Zhen lied: "It was a night pot." ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey...... When the vase. ”

There didn't seem to be anyone in the audience who didn't laugh.

Bian Zhen lied: "Yo, you know?" asked, guarding the vase of tea with Himitaro. Look, the two of them have a lot of feelings. ”

Gu said falsely: "What kind of mood?"

There was a commotion in the audience, "......"

Bian Zhen lied: "Sensei, at that time, the corners of Le's mouth were grinning to his heels." ”

Gu said falsely: "Heels! It's enough to grin to the root of your ears." How big can I grin on my heels?"

Bian Zhen lied: "That's because you not only have a big mouth, but also have a long face, and your chin is drooping to the ground." ”

Gu said, "you." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Okay, let's talk about you." ”

Gu said falsely: "That's it." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "If you want to say that Brother Xu's acceptance of new things is fast in our place." ”

Gu said falsely: "Actually, I'm just a person who can get round as he goes." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "We have a man there called 'Shou Voltolasky', who brought the practice of bread to our outer cliffs. ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes, bread is a staple food of foreigners, which is equivalent to our steamed buns here." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Brother Xu, who gets up in the morning, takes that foreign thing as breakfast, eats bread and spreads honey." ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey, that's good." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Right. Our brother Xu's mouth is still heavy, and he eats the heavy honey. ”

Gu said falsely: "Ah, it should be the buckwheat honey in the autumn honey, dark amber." That thing is good, it replenishes the middle and nourishes the qi. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Huh, yes." If you don't care if you call 'Brother Xu', can't you make up for it?"

Gu said falsely: "Okay, okay, let's get to the point." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Okay, let's talk about honey bread." However, Brother Xu's is more foreign, and the bread that Shouvotolasky is made of noodles, and that Brother Xu's brother doesn't eat it. ”

Gu said falsely: "What do you eat?

Bian Zhen lied: "No, and I don't eat the round square triangle." ”

Gu said, "Yes, what shape do you eat?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Those who eat slender strips are as thin as chopsticks." ”

Gu Langxu looked sideways at the big guy, "Do you eat that wide strip sometimes?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Yes, sometimes I eat it." ”

Gu said falsely: "Ah, that's right." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Cook in the pot before eating." ”

Gu said falsely: "Shouldn't boiled bread be baked?"

Bian Zhen lied: "It's white and slippery when cooked." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes, it's still somersault." ”

"Scoop it up and put it in a bowl. "Two spoonfuls of the darkest honey were wiped out." ”

Gu said falsely: "How dark am I eating?"

Bian Zhenlie's current movement seems to be turning something in the bowl with chopsticks.

Gu said falsely: "Hey, I said, is it so mixed with honey?"

Bian Zhenlie's action changed again, changed to picking it in his mouth, and said, "Eating and eating, it's broken." ”

Gu said falsely: "What's wrong?"

Bian Zhen lied: "The green onions in the honey are stuffed with teeth." ”

Gu said falsely: "Is there a green onion in the honey?" Seeing the meaning, he was a little anxious.

Then there was another uproar in the audience.

Bian Zhenli continued: "Sometimes I also eat it with some vegetables, get some radish cubes and cucumber strips." ”

Gu said: "Yes, sometimes I cook some cabbage." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Later, the more I ate, the more I paid attention to it." ”

Gu said, "Hmm." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Add scrambled eggs with leeks or something, and two cloves of garlic." ”

Gu said falsely: "Still garlic?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Bread and honey, how good." ”

Gu said falsely: "That's eating fried noodles!"

The one in the audience laughed, applauded, and coaxed.

Bian Zhen lied: "Brother Xuan loves to be unconventional when he eats." ”

Gu said falsely: "What is unusual?"

Bian Zhen lied: "How is that different, what do we eat three meals a day?"

Gu said, "What are you eating?"

Bian Zhen lied: "When I get up in the morning, drink a bowl of soy milk and have two or three fritters." ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey, there are ones called 'steamed buns' in the north." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "If you can eat, you can have some tea and eggs, and you can burn it on the fire or something." ”

Gu said: "Yes, it's okay to get up early and eat more." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Eat better at noon, let's stir-fry the vegetables, get a soft fried pork slices, spicy chicken, and four taels of rice." ”

Gu said falsely: "Okay, not bad." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Let's eat less at night." ”

Gu said falsely: "That's it, eat one less bite and stay comfortable for a night." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But you can drink two taels." ”

Gu said falsely: "No, it's been a busy day, and it's okay at night anyway." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Drink some cool wine on a hot day, and hot some soju on a cold day, and have a plate of dumplings." Generally, after dinner, don't eat anything else, drink as little water as possible, and go to bed early. ”

Gu said: "Yes, go to bed early and get up early, and the supper will be free." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Don't say that yet, you won't throw eggs at us when you turn around." ”

Gu said falsely: "Who really prepared eggs for you?"

"Hahaha......"

Bian Zhen lied: "Then what do you say about the meal this day?"

Gu said falsely: "Yes, it's good." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "That's because we eat like that, but Brother Xu's is different." ”

Gu said falsely: "What else do you want to say about me?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Let's talk about this breakfast first." ”

Gu said, "What do I eat?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Eat...... Sugar heaps dipped in marinated shrimp paste. ”

Gu said falsely: "Is that the taste?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Eat sugar and fried chestnuts for lunch, and garlic sprouts." ”

Gu said falsely: "Okay." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "At night, you have to eat less and drink mountain spring water." ”

Gu said falsely: "Just drink mountain spring water?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Where can I do it? ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes, what are you doing?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Ice cubes." ”

Gu said falsely: "Is the ice cube dry?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Isn't it dry or thin?"

Gu said falsely: "Hey ......"

Bian Zhen lied: "Eating mountain spring water is ice." ”

Gu said falsely: "Isn't it over just drinking cold water." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "How about the meal?"

Gu said falsely: "That's why crazy people eat like that!"

The laughter in the audience is self-evident.

Bian Zhen lied: "What's the hurry? Li'er doesn't smile crookedly, can't come." ”

Gu said falsely: "Then don't just talk about me." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Nonsense, say that others don't beat me." ”

Gu said falsely: "Didn't you say all the first few?"

Bian Zhen lied: "It's not that they are all here." ”

Gu said falsely: "Then let's talk about the ones who are not in front of me." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Then let's talk about one of the most noble characters on our cliff, Snow White." "A man of the most noble status," he used a heavier tone when he said these words, and the words "Snow White" were even heavier.

Gu said falsely: "That's right, that's the only nobleman on our cliff." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But she is a princess of a foreign country, and she is named because she is white." ”

Gu said falsely: "Huh." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "If you want to say that Snow White is bitter enough, the mother of the child will not be there." ”

Gu said falsely: "It's bitter enough." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "His father later married a young lady, and this stepmother did not treat Snow White very well. ”

Gu said, "Then why?"

Bian Zhen lied: "It's not biological, it's second, mainly because Snow White is so beautiful." ”

Gu said, "Oh, she's jealous. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "She sometimes chats with her close friend Princess Xiyongjing......"

Gu said falsely: "Who is this Princess Sheilajing?"

Bian Zhen lied: "You don't know?"

Gu said falsely: "I don't know." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Princess Xiyongjing is the descendant of Princess Tiejing in "Shiro Visits Mother". ”

Gu said falsely: "Okay, it's time to change the tin pewter in this life." ”

Bian Zhen lied to learn from Princess Xiyongjing, "I said eldest sister, you girl is strangely good-looking......"

The audience was all happy, because of the lying accent of the side.

Gu Yanxuan immediately stopped him, "Hey, hey, why is this princess of the tin pewter mirror so stubborn?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Then you don't know, the Xixi in people's homes is from Henan." ”

Gu said falsely: "Henan's? It's better to invite Hebei." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Then you don't care." Eldest sister, if you don't have this girl, you must be the best beauty in the world. ”

Gu said falsely: "No. 1 in the world?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Actually, I also wonder, can she really be the number one in the world?

Gu said falsely: "Why are you mentioning me?"

Bian Zhen lied: "You don't think it's interesting to be long?"

Gu said falsely: "What's not interesting enough?"

Bian Zhenlie returned to the topic and said: "The speaker has no intention of listening, but the listener has a heart." That day, Snow White called the royal court band to listen to music. ”

Gu said falsely: "Oh, the princess likes to listen to music. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "The leading musician is dressed very decently, and after the princess shows that he can start, he takes out his musical instrument and walks, 'Bamboo planks play, come into the street.' Hit the bamboo board and smile. ’”

Gu said falsely: "This royal musician is asking for food?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Or...... I'm looking at the mountains from the castle tower...... Scenery. ”

Gu said: "People don't understand opera very well. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "That...... Coriander, spicy green peppers...... Hook onion, baby celery, lentils, eggplant, cucumber ......"

Gu said falsely: "Okay! Snow White listens to the shouts of the vegetable sellers?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Nonsense, I know what to listen to?

Gu said falsely: "Okay, okay, I won't compare that with you." ”

Bian Zhenlie calmed his "anger" slightly, turned his face to the group again, and paused for a while, "Where did I say?"

Without waiting for Zhang Wujun to ridicule the two excellent people on the stage, Gu Yanxuan immediately said: "Speaking of selling vegetables and shouting there." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Oh, yes, coriander......"

Gu said falsely: "Go out and sell it! Okay, I haven't left yet." Okay, okay, when it comes to what people don't listen to, it's not more serious. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Anyway, people listen to good and elegant music." ”

Gu said, "That's it." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "The stepmother watched from the dark next to her, and she panicked with hatred in her heart." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yo, just because Snow White is prettier than her?"

Bian Zhen lied: "It's not all, in other people's countries, the lady can inherit her husband's throne." As long as her husband has no offspring, he can inherit the throne. ”

Gu said falsely: "Really?

Bian Zhen lied: "China and the West are different. What are the rules of our Ming Dynasty? It's like Zhang San marrying Li Si, so how do you call Zhang San after that?"

Gu said falsely: "Li Men Zhang's family, it's okay to call Li Zhang's family." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "It's not going to be simpler, Zhang." ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey, you have to carry your mother's surname anyway." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But in the West, Zhang San married Li Si, and Zhang San directly changed his name to Li San, and he was completely from her husband's family, so she could naturally succeed her husband." ”

Gu said falsely: "It seems that foreign countries are not very inferior to men and women. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But this rule is the one who pits Snow White." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yo! Snow White has to be careful." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "What's the use of being careful? Snow White was still young at that time, not like now." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "That lady secretly found a hunter and promised him a favor to assassinate Snow White." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yo, that's bad." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But the sky is pitiful, the Jiren has his own natural appearance, and that Orion is not willing to harm Snow White." ”

Gu said falsely: "God still has mercy on others." ”

Bian Zhen lied to learn Orion, "Why are you so good-looking?"

Another burst of laughter.

Gu said falsely: "Yes, this Xixi of Orion and Princess Xipeo Mirror is still a fellow countryman. ”

Bian Zhenlie continued to learn, "Come on, you run quickly, don't let your stepmother see you in the future." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes, it is still dangerous to see it." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But where can you run?"

Gu said falsely: "Yes, there is no other place." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "In the end, I had no choice but to run into the depths of the forest, and I fainted when I ran too hard." ”

Gu said falsely: "Take a look." Who's messing with whom?"

Bian Zhen lied: "At this time, there are people, and there are seven." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yo, it's not a bad person." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "No, it's seven dwarfs who live in the forest, and when they saw our lovely Snow White, they immediately rescued their families." ”

Gu said falsely: "I have to say that people are blessed." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "After returning home, I will be treated immediately, some will be pinched on the shoulder, some will be beaten on the back, some will be beaten on the legs, and some will be pinched on the feet." ”

Gu said falsely: "Didn't wash your feet? Okay, it sounds like seven broken reminders." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "After being saved, I will temporarily live in the house of seven people." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes, first find a place to shelter for a while." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But that day, this lady chatted with her close friend in the boudoir, and I don't know who leaked the news, and Princess Xipee Mirror mentioned Snow White again." Big sister. ”

Gu said falsely: "Is it okay to change the Xixi seat and change your mouth?"

Bian Zhen lied: "You are the most beautiful in this palace, you can let your daughter live in the woods." Why don't I show you?"

Gu said falsely: "Why is this princess's mouth so broken?"

Bian Zhen lied: "When this lady heard this, she had bad intentions in her heart again. ”

Gu said: "But in the end, I got out of danger." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Yes, let a son of another country save me." ”

Gu said falsely: "What did I say." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "When the prince saw that Snow White was so beautiful and cute, he knelt down and proposed marriage at that time. ”

Gu said falsely: "That's a reasonable thing. ”

Bian Zhenlie stood and learned from the prince, "I said princess." ”

The laughter continued.

Gu said falsely: "How good, they came out of a village." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "You look so fucking good-looking." ”

Gu said falsely: "What kind of tone?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Forget it if you marry me, I'm a good person." ”

Gu said falsely: "What's the good?"

Bian Zhen lied: "I am indomitable and will not admit defeat." ”

Gu said falsely: "Oh, that's a rare character. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "You think, I never give money when I lose playing cards." ”

Gu said falsely: "Oh, just don't admit defeat so much! ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Later, because Snow White was tired of the complicated and boring battles in the court, she went up to our Tianwai Cliff and became a member of the Tianwai clan. ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey, if something happens, who is willing to leave their hometown all the way?"

Bian Zhen lied: "Of course, there are also those who were rescued from the cliff outside the sky." ”

Gu said falsely: "Who?"

Bian Zhen lied: "You forgot, Wudan is strong?"

Gu said falsely: "Oh, that kid. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "When I found him at that time, all the hairs were dry, the claws were clean, the head was drooping, and the eyes were squinted. ”

Gu said falsely: "I see that the fun is over." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "But before the game was over, our great patriarch saw it, and immediately slipped up to the cliff outside the sky, and the old and young of the clan first used grass to build a bird's nest for him to make him comfortable." ”

Gu said falsely: "Yes, he is so comfortable." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Then the clansmen found medicine for him again, and even found medicine for chicken plague and poultry typhoid fever." ”

Gu said falsely: "That's right, you have to be prepared." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "I also made a chicken basket for him, for fear that he would pounce on his injury." ”

Gu said falsely: "As a result, before he could detain him, he fluttered violently, and injured the two elders, Xu and Sha. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "It doesn't matter if Wudan Qiang is cured, this leads to the next paragraph, Wu Danqiang has no virtue and ignorance of conscience, and Mr. Ye kills the evil and strong." After saying that, he took out a small piece of wood from his arms, but there was no place to shoot.

Gu Langxuan looked at the stage and said, "That's good, he's going to tell the story, let's listen to it." Ouch!"

Bian Zhen lied and slapped the waking wood on the top of his brain, and ran away after the shooting.

"Come back!" Gu Langxuan shouted after him, and stepped forward to grab it.

Bian Zhen lied and turned to Gu Xuan's back. Gu took back his hand and pressed his head. Bian Zhenli's body jumped forward vigorously, and the whole person lay flat on the stage, with a lot of strength, and he also took Gu Ranxuan to lie down.

The two of them on the stage lay in a line, Gu Ranxuan grabbed the top of Bian Zhenlie's head with one hand, it was really ridiculous, and everyone had a burst of "giggling".

Then, as if squeezed by an invisible force, the two gradually changed from the word "one" to the word "person", but they didn't see any obvious movements in themselves.

At this time, Gu changed the collar on the back of his neck and brought it to the front of the stage.

Bian Zhen lied: "Let go and let go, what's the point of bullying people? ”

Gu said falsely: "I'm a cook, right?

Bian Zhen lied: "You don't understand anything, and if two people compete in martial arts, it's called 'Doujiao'." ”

Gu said falsely: "Is that called 'Doujiao'er'? ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Ah, gladiatorial fighting? I've been talking about 'beans' for years." ”

Gu said falsely: "Okay." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Yes, you rely on your ability to be a little 'foot bean' to oppress the good." ”

Gu said falsely: "I changed to a pedicure again, right? I bullied you, what's wrong? Don't you know the rules of the rivers and lakes? The weak eat the strong, and now I have defeated you." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "Yes, 'dip leftovers', eat the leftovers after dipping the sauce." ”

Gu said falsely: "I'm the leftover radish leader, you be careful of my temper." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "I didn't see the leopard's temper, but the donkey's temper did." ”

Gu said falsely: "If you provoke me, I can kick you." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "It's still a donkey, right?"

Gu said falsely: "I really kicked you." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "How can it? Isn't this a joke? You don't know, I have always loved to play and hang myself." ”

Gu said falsely: "Hang yourself?"

Bian Zhen lied: "If you don't let go, you'll really hang yourself." Why are you embarrassed for me? As the saying goes, you can't write two 'edges' in one stroke. ”

Gu said falsely: "Hey, my surname is 'Gu'." ”

Bian Zhen lied: "That stroke can't be written, right?"

Gu said falsely: "Hey...... You really have to say. ”

Bian Zhen lied: "As for it, don't you shoot you a little harder, why are you really in a hurry?"

Gu said falsely: "Is that a little heavier? Besides, do you think I'll take a small piece of wood for you when I get you back?"

Bian Zhen lied: "What is that for?"

Gu said falsely: "Why did you step down before you said it?"

Bian Zhen lied: "What else are you talking about? I have already been compiled into a book by Mr. Lao and said it all over again, who doesn't know?"

Gu Lang smirked, "Yes?"

"No, it's a lie. "Don't worry about deception. ”

The two of them bowed together and said, "Get off the stage and bow." ”

Of course, the audience applauded and applauded constantly, especially the Yang Bingpan and the Yin Red Wheel, for their tacit understanding.

They found another way for the industry of Youzi, but it was not the first one, similar to Haiyou in the Han Dynasty, the military drama in the Tang Dynasty, and the image of the Song and Yuan dynasties.