Chapter 19: Tigers?
"You are using strong words, can people in the world act the same as those of our Buddhism? You are knowingly breaking the law and breaking the law! You must be dealt with twice!"
"Oh, I wonder how you're going to punish me?" Aoyama asked with interest.
Hearing Qingshan say this, a trace of imperceptible joy flashed in the old monk's eyes: "Remembering that you are still young and still a first-time offender, you are not allowed to sell the Buddha's face in the future, and then hand over the formula of the Buddha's face to the association, you can not blame the past, but you must concentrate on worshipping the Buddha in the future, and if you have any unconventional ideas, you must first report to the association, and only after getting approval can you officially implement it, understand?"
Qingshan said in his heart, this time your fox tail is finally exposed, it turns out that you came to the recipe of "Buddha's face". After figuring this out, Aoyama relaxed, because there was no secret recipe for this thing. So he replied casually: "I'm sorry, I think compared to the Dharma Temple and the electronic music preaching, my Buddha's face is much worse, if the association can deal with these two, then I will obey the association's decision." ”
The so-called Dharma Temple is definitely the most bizarre temple in the whole RB and even in the world, because this is the only two-dimensional temple, the entire temple is a strong two-dimensional style from decoration to murals, even the Buddha statue is a cute Lori female statue, and even the temple's two-dimensional theme song and stand-alone games have been made.
The so-called electronic music lecture was made by the abbot of Teruen Temple in Fukui City, RB Asakura Yuki, this electronic music lover made an electronic music puja, the whole audience was full of colorful lighting, 3D holographic technology projection, and Asakura Master was wearing a robe while lecturing and DJing, the whole picture is quite, eh, difficult to describe......
Compared to these strange things, this Buddha face of Qingshan is really nothing.
The old monk Inamoto who was scolded by Qingshan was almost speechless, pointing at Qingshan and scolding tremblingly: "Strong words, strong words, strong words, ......"
Then there was chatter, endless reprimands and preaching, and Qingshan, who was annoyed by him, simply turned his head and shouted: "Xiaotian, get them away!"
As soon as Qingshan's words fell, Xiao Tian, who was still lying in the corner kennel, suddenly pounced on him in a posture that absolutely violated his physical condition, and when he arrived in front of Inamoto and the others, his eyes glared, and he screamed twice, "Wang, Wang", but in the ears of Inamoto and the others, it was not a cute corgi cry, but a deafening figure like a tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, and the small figure was even more like a tiger descending the mountain in their eyes, as if they were going to tear them apart in the next moment.
So a few people were so frightened that they ran out of the Hongfa Temple, so that Fushimi Ayaka and Shinoda Mariko asked Xiang Qingshan curiously: "Hey, is Xiaotian so terrible?"
Aoyama casually made an excuse and said, "Well, maybe they're all afraid of dogs." But the result of this sentence was to give him a blank look, after all, no one would believe this explanation.
And Inamoto and the others, who ran out of Hongfa Temple, were relieved to find that the scary tiger just now was not chasing after them, and the stout monk scolded and said: "This Aoyama Hongsuke is really not a thing, he actually let the tiger out to bite people, by the way, master, it is illegal to raise a tiger in the city, right?"
The old monk Inamoto trembled and escaped from his arms with a bottle of medicine and swallowed two tablets, and then said hatefully: "This still needs to be asked, it must be illegal, and dare to release it to bite, let's go to the police station now, see if I don't sue him to death!"
After a few people were scared away, Mariko said with some concern: "Kosuke, is it appropriate for you to drive them away so facelessly? After all, they are in charge of all the temples in the whole RB." ”
Qingshan replied disapprenously: "That's right, their Buddhist Association is in charge of more than 90% of the temples in RB, and even our Hongfa Temple is on the list, but that's just a false name, and few families listen to him at all, especially a private temple like our Hongfa Temple, he can't care about it at all, not to mention that I sold a Buddha's face, and even those converted temples can't be managed, so there is no need to be afraid of them at all." ”
This kind of thing must be very rare if it were to be changed to other countries. It is okay for believers to convert, but the conversion of clergy is still very contemptible. But RB, this kind of thing is so normal that people don't even be surprised. Because they were ancient, they often played like this, and it was not worth making a fuss about at all.
Of course, there is another important reason, that is, the vast majority of the religious sites in the RB are private property. Of course, whether or not the believers can be caught after the conversion depends on each person's ability.
According to Aoyama, there is no shortage of religious places in RB that have been converted many times because of bad business. Even examples of changing from a temple to a shrine and from a shrine to a church are not uncommon.
Therefore, the conversion of the gods of RB is as simple as eating. Interestingly, they can not only convert, but also run both. That is, the same god, he can open shrines, temples, churches, even mosques and anything else at the same time. As long as he continues to do it, he will fool the believers.
In Aoyama's view, the religious atmosphere of RB is truly a wonder in the world, and it is completely a model of marketization and secularization. When people open temples, they do it as a business. The Yongxin masters who want to come to China must not know how much to envy RB's peers, and they have to hide it to make money in China, and they have to find some excuses to get by, where is it like RB is above board and clearly marked with prices
While a few people were chatting, Inamoto and the others were arguing with the police officers in the police station repeatedly: "Mr. Policeman, please believe me, I really saw a tiger in Kobo Temple just now, and I was almost bitten to death by him." ”
The little policeman in charge of the reception scratched his head and said puzzledly: "Master, are you mistaken, although I haven't been in Hongfa Temple, but after all, it is also in the jurisdiction of our police station, if there is a tiger in the elderly, then it is impossible for me not to know." ”
"How could I be wrong about this kind of thing, and I didn't just see it just now, but also my apprentices, could it be that a few of us were all wrong?" Hearing Inamoto's words, several stout monks responded one after another, all saying that they had indeed seen the tiger just now.
PS: The cover that the artist gave me really made me speechless, of course, I can also understand that the artist has to make so many covers every day, and there is definitely no time to read the content of the book, so I usually start doing it by looking at the title and introduction, but my book is not a violent and bloody article, so I still make one myself, but I don't know if this is an infringement......