Chapter 3: It's a sad story

Early the next morning, Yi Fan heard the head of the room Zhao Zhi complaining in a hazy way. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's strange! There is only a small crack in the window, and there is so much water in the basin!" Zhao Zhi muttered: "The rain is yellow! How serious is this haze!"

"The third, the fourth, get up, I'm 10 minutes late!" Zhao Zhi complained, and the human alarm clock in the dormitory started working again.

As soon as Yi Fan heard this, he got up suddenly, this morning is the class of the extermination master, one point will be deducted for being late for one minute, no matter how much you take the final exam, this rule is as cold as the face of the exterminator, no one has broken it for ten years.

didn't have time to stay, Yi Fan got up and brushed his teeth twice, and then rushed out of the door.

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Rubbing my sleepy eyes, it was another day of class, and the desk board in the classroom was too hard, so it was not so comfortable to fall asleep.

Yi Fan slept too late yesterday, feeling that his brain was confused all day, he was bored in the classroom for a day and a night, and when he stayed up until the evening self-study, he was really bored.

The most hateful thing is that Fang Zihao, who didn't return overnight, dared not come to class today, he was really suave, and he killed the single dog in seconds.

By the way, didn't you get a puppet yesterday, study it!

Yi Fan sat in the corner of the classroom, secretly took out his mobile phone, slid to the drifting bottle of WeChat, and opened "My Bottle", in addition to a row of bottles with chat records, there were also two-green metal bottles.

One of them was an empty bottle, and the other was a small bottle containing an ugly puppet.

Yi Fan's finger tapped lightly, and a puppet appeared in his hand, and he looked left and right in surprise.

It was too dark last night, and this look, there is really a new discovery!

One is that this puppet is really uglier......

Second, on the back of the puppet, there is a two-inch long yellow talisman, about the size of a thumb, and the incomprehensible golden seal font is on it, giving people a dazzling feeling.

For some reason, a thought flashed in Yi Fan's mind, and he immediately understood the usefulness of this yellow talisman.

"No wonder it's called an inferior puppet talisman, it turns out that this talisman is the key. Moreover, in this puppet talisman, there is also a trace of aura sealed, and mortals without aura can also trigger this talisman directly with qi and blood. Yi Fan muttered: "Just press and hold the talisman eye of this talisman with your hand, keep your eyes on the object you want to control, and recite the mantra silently." ”

"Sealed with aura? How can there be any aura in this world? It's the same as the real thing, it must be the same cultivator fan as the fourth child, who painted graffiti. Yi Fan couldn't help but laugh dumbly.

But, then again, this thing obviously came out of my phone last night.

How can this be explained?

Yi Fan looked left and right, why not find someone to test it?

"Exterminator Master, hehe!" Yi Fan locked onto the podium with a cold face, a weird smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he stretched out his thumb to hold down the talisman eye, just about to recite the trick.

Bell bell bell!

The bell rang suddenly!

"The third one, eat barbecue tonight, hurry up! The second one has already occupied a seat!" Zhao Zhi, the head of the room, suddenly ran over and shouted at Yi Fan.

"Okay! I'll be right away!" The puppet in Yi Fan's hand flickered, and immediately put it into his mobile phone, and the whole person was almost pulled upside down by the head of the room.

Alas, I said, boss, you ran so fast, you are in a hurry to find Fang Zihao to get your sister's scriptures!

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Half of the street in Liulang Bend, dozens of red-roofed barbecue stalls have been placed in the middle of the road at this time, and they are overcrowded.

This barbecue stall in Liulang Bend, the "barbecue stall of Fat Brother's Family" where Yi Fan is located is the best, although the location is the farthest, there are only a dozen stalls, but by the river, blowing the river breeze to eat barbecue, that is called a life!

Under the dim light bulb, four blue plastic stools and a small square table are full of barbecue, and the roast meat is fragrant and the green smoke is curling.

"Er, how's it going? Tell me about your experience last night!" Zhao Zhi, the head of the room, was really a 24k pure sling, and he couldn't help but ask as soon as he sat down.

Fang Zihao raised his wine glass, took a long sip, and then exhaled a long breath, mixed with the taste of wine foam, his eyes were blurry and hazy, and he said: "Lubrication, ecstasy, sourness, that's the real life~"

"Ah?!What the hell is going on, you should be specific!" Zhao Zhi's saliva flowed, and he couldn't wait to follow Fang Zihao last night, even if he was watching the battle.

Fang Zihao's eyes narrowed slightly, and he became even more confused:

"It was a lonely night, my sister paper fell out of love, very sad, leaned on my shoulder and cried for a night, pear blossoms with rain, it was that touching. Her heart has been opened, and her depleted soul needs my comfort, just when I am ready to sacrifice myself and let my sister paper sublimate ......"

"Suddenly, her ex-boyfriend, whoosh, appeared and offered to reunite with her sister paper............"

In this way, the two of them chatted affectionately in front of me for two hours. As a cultivated light bulb, I still dutifully guarded her side until the rain fell......"

"We couldn't go back to school, and my boyfriend didn't have any money, so I made a decision that touched even me. I decided to send myself a big nice guy card. I chose and chosen, and finally opened a room for them in the Super 8 Hotel, and I also opened a room next door. ”

"Last night, I couldn't sleep all night when there was a creaking noise next door...... Grunt ......" Fang Zihao took a sip of sour wine, and his eyes became more and more confused: "The rainstorm that night was the ...... of my lost youth"

Burst!

"Hahahaha!"

"Come on, come on, brother, let's go!Cheers to this sad story!" Yi Fan beckoned, holding up his beer glass full of ice foam.

Zhao Zhi raised his glass: "Cheers to this sad story!"

Fang Zihao raised his glass: "......"

"Ah...... Oh!" Lin Cheng was reading a novel, and when he reacted, he quickly turned off his mobile phone, pushed his round-framed glasses, held the wine glass in both hands, and said embarrassedly to the three of them: "Hmm...... Garbage sorting ...... Well...... Start with me!"

Yi Fan waved his hand and laughed: "Haha, this ghost story of the second child has not been able to pull you back, agree that the fourth child can be classified into 'retractable garbage', clink glasses!"

"I agree, clink glasses!" Fang Zihao echoed loudly.

"Haha, I also agree!" Zhao Zhi raised his glass, and then smiled at Lin Cheng and said, "Fourth, let's change this slogan earlier!

"Ah......" Lin Cheng, who is the youngest in the dormitory, that is, the fourth, touched his round-framed glasses embarrassedly and smiled.

The four of them drank it all.

Fang Zihao is an optimist, he recovered from the pain in one fell swoop, he stretched out his hand and patted Lin Cheng on the shoulder, and said: "Fourth, don't stare at novels all day long, follow your brother Hao, go out and put more sister paper, that is the real big world!"

"Pull you down!" Zhao Zhi was deeply poisoned by Fang Zihao, and was the first to retort: "Second brother, you see that you are also on the Tao this time!

"My sister is like this, the more frustrated she is, the more courageous she becomes, there is always one who is blind. Fang Zihao took a sip of beer and said dissatisfiedly: "Also, boss, can you not always call me the second child, it sounds weird ......"

"Okay, dick. Zhao Zhi nodded solemnly.

"Hey you......" Fang Zihao was about to pretend to be mad, when he suddenly found that Yi Fan, who talked the most and the most on weekdays, why didn't he come in to fan the flames, he just lowered his head and drank, looking into the distance.

Fang Zihao followed Yi Fan's eyes, glanced at the left rear, and saw several figures coming, finally understood what was going on, poked Zhao Zhi with his elbow, and asked in a low voice: "Room chief, don't you see the big wave girl with Yu Guanghui in her arms behind her, isn't it Zhu Hongyan?"

Yu Guanghui is a well-known domineering boy in the school, and he has nothing to do with taking a few senior brothers out, and it is difficult to know him or not.

"What you say is true!" Zhao Zhi's eyes widened, he swallowed a piece of meat, and said in surprise: "I just mentioned her yesterday, and we met today!

I'm sad, I've never been together.

Yi Fan lightly raised his wine glass, wanting to plug the mouths of these three people: "Don't talk nonsense, nothing happened at all, be merciful!"

Fang Zihao laughed: "It's okay, a material woman like Zhu Hongyan, don't do it, a real beauty, only like the new school flower curtain Kexue, that is the real beauty of the world!"

"The new school flower?" Zhao Cheng's eyes widened, and when he heard the name of the school flower, his eyes lit up.

"Director, don't think about it, Mu Kexue is not an ordinary school flower!" Fang Zihao woke up.

"However, Makukayuki is indeed beautiful. Even Lin Cheng, who looked down at his phone, couldn't help but raise his head and add.

Yi Fan has also heard of it, but he has only seen it from afar, although it gives him a very moving feeling, but after all, he has not officially seen it.

Moreover, I heard that Mu Kexue studied abroad before, and only transferred to Jiangzhou University in the second semester of her freshman year, and immediately became a popular figure in the school.

Fang Zihao raised his glass: "Okay, don't talk about it, let's celebrate together that the third child is far away from Zhu Hongyan, a woman!"

Lin Cheng raised his glass: "Celebrate Brother Fan staying away from this woman Zhu Hongyan!"

Yi Fan: "......"

We've never been together at all, and you're talking about it too fast.

Zhao Zhi: "The second brother said it well!"

Fang Zihao: "Don't call me the second ......"

"Hey, wait, it's not right, why did Yu Guanghui and Zhu Hongyan's gang come over?!" Lin Cheng pushed his round-rimmed glasses and suddenly said in surprise.