"The Good End" (58)
"Yo, Sect Master, you're here!" "Shengxing" Xie Binghua immediately stepped forward to greet her, "Is there any discomfort in your body?"
"Not really. "Then I'll be relieved. "It's not been hot lately, I want to buy some herbs that can get rid of the smell of sweat on my body, I don't know if there are any." "Of course, please come over and wait a while, and your subordinates will dispense medicine for you immediately." ”
As he spoke, "Hugh Xing" asked the master to sit down on the upper seat.
"You accompany the sect leader to talk, I'll match the medicinal herbs. "'Hugh Xing' Huang Fuhui said.
At this moment, the sponge jumped up and down with his arm on the field, "Oops, it's hot in summer, and I have prickly heat all over my body." I just went to buy some prickly heat. ”
As he spoke, he entered the pharmacy, and the first thing he saw was the Su Sect Master, and his eyes immediately lit up, and he put his ten fingers together on the left side of his face, "Wow! Is that our most beloved Su Sect Master? I am so lucky to be able to see her here today, and I must leave her the best impression." ”
After speaking, he demonstrated to himself what it looked like when he saw the Sect Master for a while, "Hello Sect Master, I am your faithful disciple, my name is Sponge, and I am ready to serve you." Wouldn't it seem too reckless? Wouldn't it be too reckless? Wouldn't it scare the Sect Master? Sect Master, little sponge, I am now training on Ximeng Island, I will train hard, and when I come back from the island, I will better serve the sect ......."
"Little brother. "Hugh Xing" saw the sponge that didn't know where to do anything, "Are you here to buy medicinal herbs?"
"Ah, I'm not in a hurry, I just need some prickly heat. Boss, you must treat the female guest well, I'm really not in a hurry, I can wait. Sponge seemed to be comforting the boss, proving that he didn't mean to urge in the slightest, and it didn't matter how long he waited.
"Okay, let's just sit there and wait, little brother. After that, "Hugh Xing" Huang Fuhui continued to dispense medicine.
Sponge muttered to himself, "I can wait" I don't know how many times, stepped back to the chair, "poof", and jumped upside down in the chair.
"Why are the chair cushions so thick? But they're not very comfortable. As he spoke, he turned back to find himself sitting on the lap of a man dressed in a pirate costume and a pirate face, startling the little sponge.
Because he was so excited just now, he didn't notice that a fat man had come in, and he was already sitting in the chair behind him.
"Wow", the little sponge immediately jumped down from Redbeard's lap again, and hid directly behind a chair next to him, but still peeked at the pirate, and saw that the pirate was looking directly at him, and then stood up from behind the chair reluctantly and helplessly.
"Hey!" the sponge's trill.
"Hi. The pirate responded to him.
"You too...... Coming to buy medicine?" asked Sponge tentatively.
The pirate didn't answer him verbally, just nodded.
Sponge followed the pirate's gaze and saw that the pirate was staring intently at the Beard Master in the apothecary.
"No, is he going to do anything to hurt the Sect Master? No, I can't let this happen! I want to protect the Sect Master! But can I do it alone? No, I have to do it, I can't tell Contra them right now. Okay! I'm going to keep our Sect Master safe today! Pirate, if you have the ability, you can wait. Sponge finished muttering to himself, and his long, thin legs stepped off the stage from behind the chair.
It didn't take long for the pirate to hear someone cough, and when he turned his face, his expression didn't change much, and many people in the audience laughed.
The sponge's head was wrapped in a big red cloth, and there was a big red cloth on his body as a cloak, but a large piece was subtracted from the middle of this cloak, which should be the one on his head, a large green belt, and a kitchen knife, a net, Stir-fry spoons and so on, almost all of them are his cooking guys, so he almost pinned the stove to his waist, and the stir-fry shovel was in his hand, but he hid his hand in his sleeve, as if he wanted to make it look like a pirate hook but he didn't find anything like a hook, and his eyes widened, so that he had enough strength to pretend to be fierce and face the pirate.
"I said, man, you're here to make a fortune, aren't you? ”
The pirate looked at him and said nothing, as if he didn't know what he was going to do.
"How about we rob the guy on the corner, Hanako? I heard he begged a lot of money today. "I'm sorry for the effort it took to pretend to be so ruthless.
Seeing that the pirate was just looking at him, Sponge said, "How about the ear-digging spoon seller on the other street?"
The pirate was frowning.
"What about the sweeper? And the man who pushes the manure cart and collects the rags?" When the sponge saw it, he still couldn't impress the pirate, so he dared to put his face up, "Would you like to give me a word? My patience is limited!
As a result, the sponge was thrown by the pirates at once, almost flat against the wall, and then slid down like a piece of paper.
When the people present saw it, most of them praised Sponge's acting skills and soft skills.
The sponge stood up in frustration while holding the sore spot, and exhaled in pain, "No! I can't be discouraged! I have to protect the sect leader!
He then found that the pirate was also napping, so he quietly went down again, and when he returned, he had a sledgehammer that was too big to speak.
"Don't think I'm ruthless, you're such a big man, I definitely can't beat you, so I have to sneak attack, you will be a good person in your next life." The sponge gritted his teeth, and with a sharp blow of the sledgehammer in his hand, it fell from behind the pirate's head, and only a crash was heard.
Look at the big hammer again, it actually broke into small pieces, and the sponge used the props and soft skills on his body to play himself into small pieces and shattered them one by one, and blinked his big eyes twice.
The audience burst into laughter and applause for him.
At this time, the pirate must have been hit by the sledgehammer, and he was actually in good spirits, and said to himself, "Huh, don't I fall asleep, I have important things to do in a while." ”
"What did I do?" said the sponge, "I woke him up." If he falls asleep, won't the sect leader be safe? No, I must make up for my mistakes. ”
So, he stepped down again.
When he came to the stage again, the sponge found a large piece of blue cloth, a long strip of gray cloth, half tied around the waist and half on his shoulders, and wrapped a black cloth on it, strangled it with a strip of blue cloth, and was stunned to catch his head, pouting and staring at the stage, and caught a glimpse of the pirate as soon as he came in. 10