"God, are you there?" Here, Li Dacheng just soaked the instant noodles and rewarded Li Lianying, moving the most powerful eunuch and eunuch chief in the late Qing Dynasty, and the traitor He Shen over there sent him a WeChat message.

Alas, look at these people I have been in contact with all day long, there is not a good thing.

Fortunately, it is a new society now, otherwise Li Dacheng suspects that he will eventually be served by the emperor's side, either a traitor or a traitor. He didn't want to be a eunuch.

"Heshen, is there anything you want me to do?" asked Li Dacheng to Heshen. The other party only offered 400,000 taels of silver yesterday, and he didn't believe that this greedy money fan would continue to make offerings, so Li Dacheng was not ready to take care of this goods at all today, who would have thought that he would find this goods by himself.

"God, the villain is here to thank you, yesterday you rewarded the villain with the elixir, and the villain handed it over to the emperor to take ......"

"How's the effect?" Li Dacheng heard this, and immediately sat up straight from the sofa, his expression was stern and nervous. He didn't sleep much last night, and he was thinking about what would happen to the emperor after taking Viagra all night. If it doesn't work, it's a big deal to change it, but if it goes bad, then it's troublesome.

"God, thanks to your blessings, after taking the elixir you refined, the emperor is refreshed, the dragon spirit is fierce, like a rejuvenation, back to the power of his youth. In addition to what he heard with his own ears last night, he also heard a lot of things from Gonggong Chen this morning after he left, which made him even more convinced that God was really God, because only God could refine such a powerful elixir.

"Really?"

"In front of God, the villain doesn't dare to say half a lie. ”

"Expected. Li Dacheng smiled slightly, but secretly sweated in his heart. Viagra, you are my brother.

"Yes, yes, God, you have the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, and the villain admires the five-body throwing to the ground. "Convinced, He Shen really took it this time. If the previous explosives can be regarded as firecrackers, then the elixir is really the elixir.

The things in the world are all in the palace, and what is not in the palace is in his house, and what is not in his house is only a treasure in the sky.

"Such a trivial matter is not enough to worry about. ”

"It's a small matter for you, God, but it's a top priority for the villain and the emperor. Just for this matter, the emperor also summoned the villain this morning, asked about the origin of the elixir, the villain did not dare to reveal the heavenly secrets, only said that it was the ancestral elixir, for which the emperor also rewarded the villain with 10,000 taels of silver, the villain did not dare to swallow alone, and today he specially supplied God. With that, He Shen escaped from his sleeve and put it in front of him.

Bite!

Several red packets appear in the dialog box.

Li Dacheng looked at it and thought to himself that this and Shen were enough to be able to do it, only 10,000 taels of silver, and he still needed the next red envelope rain?

Since spending one million taels of silver to buy the '100 years' system baby, Li Dacheng really doesn't look down on this small amount of silver for 10,000 taels, especially after spending 1.5 million taels of silver just now to buy the box offered by Li Lianying, his demand for silver has reached the highest Cheng dù.

However, flies are also meat, don't be in vain, so Li Dacheng still clicked on the red envelope.

Heshen's red envelope.

Wishing you prosperity and great luck!

10,000 taels of silver.

Change has been deposited and can be used to send red envelopes.

Heshen's red envelope

……

Isn't it 10,000 taels of silver? Why is the first red envelope 10,000 taels of silver?

Li Dacheng opened all the red envelopes, a full 100,000 taels of silver.

"Heshen, didn't you just say that the emperor rewarded you with 10,000 taels of silver?

"God, the emperor did reward the villain with 10,000 taels of silver, and the remaining 90,000 taels were provided by the villain. ”

What the?

Li Dacheng stood up from the sofa with a 'rub', unable to believe what he saw. Is this the one who is so greedy and regards money as his life? This kid is so kind, he can't be a liar? Isn't it the usual method of this traitor to deceive the superiors and subordinates?

But this kind of thing is not easy to question face-to-face, first, it is easy to chill, and second, it can't get a result when asked.

It doesn't matter, as long as there is money to collect, it doesn't matter who he is, anyway, it will all go into Lao Tzu's change.

"Heshen, you have a heart. ”

"God helps the villain to do good deeds and accumulate virtue like this, and the villain should also make offerings. It's just that if the emperor asks the villain for the elixir in the future, what if the villain can't take it out?" He Shen said with a bitter face, but his eyes were dripping, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Li Dacheng squinted his eyes, sat down, and said that this traitor would not offer so much silver for no reason, and he really had something to ask for.

However, Li Dacheng is not afraid of He Shen begging him, he is afraid that He Shen will not pull out a hair like an iron rooster. Since the other party understands the truth of 'taking people's money to be the only one', it also saves him from bothering to ask for money from this traitor in the future.

"Heshen, God is here, do you still need to worry about these problems?"

He Shen's eyes lit up, and he quickly fell to the ground, and said with a pious face, "Thank you, God." ”

"However, although the refining of the elixir is easy, the immortal grass required for refining the elixir is not easy to find, if it is only a few elixirs, what if it is rewarded to you, but if you still need the elixir in the future, there are not so many immortal grasses around me." ”

"What can I do then?" He Shen looked distressed, the trip to the south, the long road, when sleeping on the road, it is inevitable that there will be officials to offer beauties, although the emperor is old, but people are not old, after all, they are men, how can a man resist the temptation of a beauty?

Why do you want to tour the south? In addition to the so-called official duties, isn't it just that you have been in the palace for a long time, and you are annoyed by those concubines all day long, and you want to come out to relax and find an affair? Since ancient times, there are many beautiful women in Jiangnan, and there is always one suitable for you. Which of the emperor's southern tours was not like this?

Therefore, the trip to the south can also be regarded as an erotic trip, if there is no elixir, the emperor is still unhappy to come, and he will return disappointed?

"In this way, you will do more good deeds and accumulate virtue in the future, and I will also send some heavenly soldiers and generals to look for fairy grass everywhere. ”

When He Shen heard this, he did good deeds and accumulated virtues? Isn't it just an offering? This God's appetite is even greater than that of me and Shen. However, having money can make ghosts grind, and if you can instruct the heavenly soldiers and generals with some silver, it is actually quite cost-effective.

What's more, it's an elixir, the emperor is rich, powerful, and can't buy it. Only he and Shen can get it.

What the emperor can't get, he can get. Thinking of this, He Shen's heart was not only balanced, but also excited.

"God, the villain understands that he will do more good deeds in the future and live up to God's expectations for the villain. ”

"Well, the son can be taught, your fate with Qianlong will get deeper and deeper. ”

I'm in my thirties, but what about my children?

He Shen thought so in his heart, but he said, "Thank God, the elixir ...... tonight."

"You wait, I'll make you one now. Li Dacheng said that he was going out.

"God, can you give the villain a few more?"

"What do you want so much for? Although the elixir gathers the aura of heaven and earth, but mortals take it, it is a move to take away the fate of creation, so mortals should not take it every day, let alone use it more than one day, otherwise it will damage their own yang energy. Li Dacheng warned He Shen that although Viagra is good, it is not peanuts, and eating too much is not a joke.

"The villain is thinking, the emperor's mind is unpredictable, I don't know when I will need it, it is better to give the villain a few more, when the emperor wants it, the villain will give it directly, so as not to always trouble you. He Shen said with a smile.

"You're thinking a lot, you can't think about taking it yourself, right?"

Yes?

He Shen was shocked, how did God know, and sure enough, he couldn't hide anything from God's eyes.

"God, the villain didn't deliberately hide it, but he did have something unspeakable hidden in his heart. Since the villain was punished by you for ignorance last night, his body has been slumped, and after seeing the emperor taking the elixir, the villain also wants to take one, try it, and hope that God will not blame him. After He Shen finished speaking, he kowtowed deeply, trembling with fright. Deceived God, this is even more severe than the crime of bullying the king.

"Really?" Li Dacheng was slightly stunned, and then laughed. It seems that the fireworks bomb last night was quite powerful, and it actually scared He Shen away. Think about it, when you suddenly throw a few ceremonial flowers into the cave room, everyone will get impotence.

"The villain doesn't dare to talk nonsense. ”

If this is not good in the future, then what is the difference between him and Shen and Chen's father-in-law? What about the beauties in the house? What about the wife at home? Thinking of the sad place, He Shen's eyes turned red and he almost cried.

I don't want to be a eunuch.

"Okay, you wait, I'll refine a few more pieces for you. ”

"Thank God. ”

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Do you still have tickets in your hands? Can you give you a few? It's not easy to ask for tickets in the snow

Also, do you have this book in your collection?

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