"The Problem" VIII
Dinner time has passed, it is the time for people to seek fun before going to bed, ordinary people will also eat melon seeds and smoke dry tobacco, big families at home dirty tricks to play money to go to the kiln, or enjoy the song and dance and listen to the opera, the scholarly door should be such an elegant hobby as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, if the children are going to school, take a good look at the book. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Boss Jiang's Begonia Teahouse is clean and elegant, and he said that the shopkeeper here is a close friend of his father, so whenever there is a party in the Begonia Poetry Society, he will lend this place to the talented women of the Poetry Society.
A former female gentleman, who has long been coveting the position of the Begonia Poetry Society, wants to break through the scalp and dig out a few questions to consider carefully, and be embarrassed for the president, looking at the head-catcher lady who was consulted over there, she laughed in her heart, and she was full of plans to win the position of president tonight is the old lady's purse.
But before this "female gentleman" could make a mistake, an old woman walked to her side first, "Do you know Wei Daxing?"
"Who are you?" "Is your relationship unusual?" "You can't manage it?" "Come with me, I have a few words to ask you." "Where did the old beggar come to our Begonia Poetry Society to pretend to be crazy and stupid? Hey, sisters, come and take a look." ”
As soon as she shouted, the first to come over was naturally Zi Ngai, "What's going on?"
"This old beggar insists that I go with her, and I don't know her, so let's get her out. This "female gentleman" shouted, and couldn't help but remind people of the common saying "the wife is loud".
"Junior, we are here in the Begonia Poetry Society, and the sisters here are all here to meet friends in Yiwen, I don't know ...... you" "Ah, maybe she misunderstood, I actually just wanted to ask her a few questions, but I felt that it was inconvenient here, so I wanted to take her to a quieter place." "Ah, that's a real misunderstanding. ”
Zi turned his head to the "female gentleman" and said, "People just ask about something, and seeing this old man's kind intentions, it's okay to ask clearly." ”
"Oh, she casually said that if she wanted to ask me a question, I had to go with her, why did I have to listen to her so cheaply?" the "gentleman" continued to shout.
"Then what do you want?" "I have a few essay questions, if you have the ability, I will go with you, if you don't have that ability, just stay on the side." ”
"Then don't ask people too much, I think three things are enough. Zi murmured from the mediation.
"Okay, three is three. I'll write the last poem first, and you'll have to get the last one right, and you'll have to get it right. Listen, the first sentence is a wooden wall sleepy, the second sentence is the mouth of the question, the third sentence is to ask the wood why not come out, and the last sentence is the wood out of the apricot. It's your turn, hey, you have to be neat. ”
Some of the other members of the Begonia Poetry Society pursed their lips and thought: Okay, I want red apricots out of the wall.
Of course, there are many people who blushed and frowned.
The old woman thought for a moment, and immediately said, "Yihe Bao Dingjia, that Zi Beidijia." ”
"'Dija'?" "Mr. Woman" questioned.
"If I'm not mistaken, is it the word 'Jia' that is common to the word 'price' for price?
"In the end, he is the president, and he is knowledgeable. I went on to say the third sentence, Jia Qian is reduced with all his might, and he is outside the pretend. ”
"Well, the word 'he' minus the word 'force' is the word 'member', which is clever and wonderful. Zi muttered.
The others of the poetry society also praised it.
The former female gentleman was a little depressed, "Okay, you have the ability." I'll say one more thing, four pipes and four jurisdictions. ”
"What are the four jurisdictions?" asked President Zi.
"I'll talk about four things first, the mandarin ducks flying in the sky, the sheep running on the ground, the articles on the table, the plum fragrance in the house, hear clearly, the plum fragrance in the house is not a box containing coal, it is the maid's name is Mei Xiang, and the mandarin duck, sheep, article, and plum fragrance are all a rut rhyme, I will say four things to control the four things I just said, it is called the 'four pipes', that is, the phoenix flying in the sky, the jackal running on the ground, the bookbox on the table, the girl in the house, the girl is the young lady who calls the maid, let her say the four things again' 'Si Zhi', you have to control the eight things I said, and you have to follow the rhyme I said. If you understand it, old lady, tell me the four things of the 'four jurisdictions.' The words were smug, and it seemed that she thought she was sure of victory.
The old woman smiled, "Listen, it's ...... flying in the sky."
Hmph, see what else you can say about the birds that can control the head of the hundred birds. "Mr. Woman" thought to herself proudly.
"Dragon King. ”
The "female gentleman" immediately froze.
"Besides, it's running on the ground, Tiger King. On the table, brass locks. "Hey, this rhyme is not right. ”
"The rhyme of the third one can be inconsistent, and it is harmless. President Zi agreed.
"There's something in the house, my dear. If you want you to say, control it or not. ”
The "female gentleman" almost rolled his eyes after hearing this.
"There's only one question missing, so let's talk about it. The old woman urged.
"Okay, if you can do this question, I'll follow you right away. You've got it. After speaking, she took a pair of pen and ink, wrote the word "mound" on the rice paper on the table, and then drew a vertical line with an ink pen next to it, "See? You can only write one more stroke, not only to make the word 'mound' become 'home', but also not to let this pen be a singleton, come on." ”
Is this possible? Most of the talented women in the society had this question, and looked at the old woman with all their eyes.
The old woman frowned slightly, and as her brows relaxed, she lifted her pen and dotted on the top of the "mound", so that the word "mound" became the word "home".
"What about the vertical path?" "Don't worry. ”
Then the old woman drew on the vertical path again, and painted the vertical path as a groom, and a bride next to each other.
The "female gentleman" was about to ask a question, but remembering what he had just said, he had to be dumb.
Yes, she just said that she could only write one stroke, but the old woman painted it.
This "female gentleman" still didn't want to go with the old woman, and was just about to play tricks, but the old woman grabbed her wrist, and the people didn't have any strength at all, so she almost wanted to scream out in pain, but when she saw the light in the old lady's eyes, she had to swallow the word "pain" back......