Chapter 40: Affinity with the Buddha
"Abbot Aoyama, are you sure that you want me to help you find a gentleman named Reiya Uchiyama, who was born in Kyoto in 1986?" Police officer Otanizawajiro, who was familiar with Aoyama because of the last Inamoto Tiger incident, stared at Aoyama with a strange look in his eyes and asked.
Aoyama, who was a little hairy by Officer Otani, asked in confusion, "Yes, what's wrong, do you know him?" ”
"Of course I know him, and I guess you know him too." Officer Otani said with great certainty.
Qingshan scratched his head and replied, "Actually, I also think this name is a little familiar, but I can't even remember whether I live or die." ”
Looking at Aoyama's appearance, Officer Otani sighed and said helplessly: "Hey, since you all feel familiar, why don't you search the Internet?" ”
"Huh? Can you find him on the Internet? ”
Officer Otani didn't answer this time, but sat down directly and searched for the name Reiya Uchiyama on his computer browser, and then a lot of related entries popped up, and then Officer Otani stood up directly and said to Aoyama: "Oh, you sit down and take a look." ”
In fact, at this time, Aoyama didn't have to sit down and take a closer look, and after seeing the top picture, he couldn't help but exclaim: "Oh my God, it turns out that he is Reya Uchiyama?!" ”
"That's right, he's Reiya Uchiyama, that's why I said you must know him, after all, he wasn't too popular a few years ago, he has been on at least four of the ten variety shows, especially when he was on "Dinosaur Attack", ......"
At this time, Aoyama couldn't hear what Otani was saying, he just wanted to frantically complain about this damn and perverted system, which was also the first time he hated so much why his "temple cultivation system" was not like other systems in the online article that could talk to each other, so that he couldn't scold him even if he wanted to now. (Actually, I regret very much now that I didn't set the system to be able to talk to the protagonist at the beginning.,I can't write explanations for the details that are good.,In addition, there's a missing weapon for the number of words....... )
Although Aoyama was not an RB person before, and he had not watched those RB variety shows, he was no stranger to Reiya Uchiyama, and it could even be said that Reiya Uchiyama's classic photo of a long-haired woman holding a pencil made him almost open the door to a new world......
This Uchiyama Rei can almost be said to be RB's earliest and most famous women's male artist, his "Young Beautiful Boy" photo album published in 2002 attracted the attention of RB media at that time, and many variety shows invited him to be interviewed on the show. In the same year, the autobiographical short film "Re-i-ya" starring Reiya Uchiyama with the theme of gender identity disorder was released at RB. In addition, he has also participated in film and stage productions such as "BFlat" and "British Boys' Park" with a more masculine appearance.
What the hell does this damn system think, and would let itself accept such a guy as a monk, isn't this nonsense? Let's not talk about his status as a well-known artist, how could he give up his good future and run to become a monk, just saying that his gender recognition disorder makes Qingshan completely unacceptable, he is a straight man who wants to open the harem, if he accepts such an apprentice, then everyone has to treat themselves as, so how can they pick up girls in the future?
Seeing Aoyama's awkward expression, Otani stopped popularizing science about Reya Uchiyama, and asked Aoyama with some curiosity: "By the way, Abbot Aoyama, what do you want to do with this Reya Uchiyama?" ”
"I, I think he is related to the Buddha, so I plan to take him under my door...... Hey, hey, hey, why are you looking at me like that, I'm telling the truth! Aoyama, who was already making excuses, was completely depressed after seeing Ohtani's fool-like eyes.
But even so, Ohtani still didn't believe him: "Are you a liar? I also have a relationship with the Buddha, even if you tell me that you have a crush on his beauty, I will believe it......"
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm still planning to marry a wife, forget it, forget it, don't tell someone with a dirty mind like you, you're busy, I'm leaving!" With that, Qingshan walked out of the police station as quickly as he fled.
Just when Aoyama was very entangled, there were also two people in another place in Tokyo who were very entangled for him, these two people were none other than Inamoto and Mitsui, who had been trying to get rid of Aoyama and his Kohoji Temple.
I saw Inamoto frown and said to Mitsui: "President Mitsui, we have to find a way to clean up this Kobo Temple's Aoyama Kosuke, otherwise it will be even more uncontrollable when he grows and grows in the future, you see that now he is already going to buy nearby stores for expansion, and it will be too late to start." ”
Mitsui pondered for a moment and then asked, "Are you sure that this Hongsuke Aoyama's acquisition of the nearby store this time is really to expand Koboji Temple, and not for other purposes or to cover up the eyes?" ”
"It's definitely not for any other purpose, it's definitely for the expansion of Kobo Temple. Don't look at the fact that I have suffered several losses at his hands, but I can assure you that I know this man very well, he is a very simple thinker, and he will not engage in such complicated intrigues at all. Inamoto patted his chest and replied in the affirmative.
Mitsui glanced at him, then snorted coldly, "Then why did you suffer so many losses in the hands of this simple-minded guy?" ”
"Last time, it was ruined by a passer-by because of bad luck. I still didn't know what was going on last time, but it was certainly not his design, and this guy didn't have that brain. ”
"Okay, even if this Aoyama Kosuke really wants to expand Kobo Temple, then have you thought of any way to deal with him?"
Inamoto stretched out his hands: "Of course there is no way, otherwise I won't come to ask you." ”
"Humph! Everything is pointed at me, so what do I want you to do? Mitsui scolded Inamoto, then closed his eyes and pondered for a long time before finally saying slowly: "Doesn't this Aoyama Hongsuke need land to expand his Kobo Temple?" Well, let's fulfill him! ”
Hearing Mitsui say this, Inamoto couldn't believe his ears: "What, what?!" You—You said you were going to fulfill him?! Did I hear me right? ”
Mitsui nodded and replied seriously, "You heard me right, I just want to fulfill Hongsuke Aoyama." Didn't he need a piece of land, and it would be bigger than all the shops he had asked for the past two days! ”
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