As soon as Hafu opened the door, the crowd began to push and rush in.

"Damn, what's the situation?" Brother Ha stepped back in horror, people are not scary, crowds are scary!

"Ha God, we are here to listen to "Journey to the West"" someone shouted loudly.

"Tell us quickly, has Sun Monkey been caught, and what will Heavenly Court do?"

"Ha God, please, don't let Sun Monkey hang up!"

Everyone shouted and shouted, and the whole Hafu buzzed, and all of them exploded. There are also people who can't squeeze into the gate of Hafu, so they go directly over the wall, and soon, there is no place to stand over the wall, they can only ride on the wall.

Brother Ha's brows tightened, and he secretly said in his heart: "The spiritual and cultural life of this world is scarce, and it seems that we must find a way to enrich the spiritual and cultural life of the people of Kyoto." ”

However, the most important thing now is to talk about "Journey to the West", otherwise the anxious crowd can tear down Hafu.

So, Brother Ha didn't even eat breakfast, and began to talk on the stone table.

“…… Guanyin gassho playing: Your Majesty is relieved, and the poor monk raises a god, and this monkey can be captured.

Jade Emperor Dao: What god is the one who lifts it?

Bodhisattva Dao: It is His Majesty's order to show his nephew the true monarch of Shengerlang, see the mouth of the Guanzhou Guanjiang River, and enjoy the incense below. In the past, he used to punish six monsters, and there were Meishan brothers and 1,200 grass-headed gods in front of the tent, and his magical powers were vast. Nai he just listened to the tune and didn't listen to the announcement, His Majesty can send a will to transfer troops, and with his help, he can capture ......"

Everyone held their breath, Heavenly Court really sent a master to clean up Sun Wukong, Erlang God is fierce, no matter how much Sun Wukong uses, he can't stop Erlang God.

Soon, with the help of Taishang Laojun, Sun Wukong was arrested.

Brother Ha, let's talk a lot, shorten the chapters, and shorten the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties to six six thirty-six difficulties. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and Ha Ge finished the simplified version of "Journey to the West" in one go.

"Huhuhu", Ha Ge gasped heavily, lying on the stone table and licking a dish of warm water.

"It's over?" many people are still unsatisfied, and they feel that it is not enough.

"It's over" Brother Ha nodded, and said helplessly: "Everyone go back, family and work are calling you." ”

Everyone smashed their mouths and turned around three times to go out.

"Ha God, the next time you tell a story, remember to inform me in advance, our whole family will come to listen," someone said reluctantly.

Others also echoed it, "Journey to the West" is over, but there are other stories. As long as Brother Ha is here, the stories will always be endless.

"Hehe" Brother Ha's face is completely unsightly, this group of bastards has made Hafu the same as a teahouse, forget it once, and give me a second time, I won't be surnamed Ha.

"I have to divert their attention, so that my peaceful life cannot be disturbed" Ha Ge made up his mind, racking his brains and thinking about countermeasures.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Ha Ge's mind, and he hurriedly shouted: "Everyone stay for the time being, this dog has something to say." ”

"Wow", everyone stopped again, staring at Brother Ha with burning eyes, and their faces were filled with joy: "Isn't God Ha going to have a new story to tell again?"

"I'll teach you how to play two games" Brother Ha raised his head proudly, a little proud in his heart.

"Cut", many people made disdainful voices, games, that is something that children play with, we are all adults and good to fight.

"Ahem" Brother Ha coughed lightly twice, and said very calmly: "I invented two games, one is called mahjong, the other is called fighting the landlord, let's ...... it."

Brother Ha talked nonsense for a while, and everyone couldn't touch the north.

"This doesn't work" Brother Ha frowned slightly, although mahjong and fighting landlords are simple, but empty words do not reflect their charm.

Brother Ha was helpless, and used the Wood Dao technique to create a deck of playing cards and a pair of mahjong, and then shouted: "Come on, come on, come to the table, let's play a few rounds." ”

Brother Ha first joined the landlord group, and then pulled Zhang Panpan and Nianxi over to fight the landlord together.

Told the rules, Ha Ge began to shuffle the cards, the first hand, the card is good, as the only one here to play the existence of the landlord, Ha Ge does not want the landlord It would be a pity.

However, it is a pity that Zhang Panpan, who was the first to bid the cards, directly took the last three cards, and did not give Ha Ge a chance to choose at all.

"It doesn't matter, Zhang Panpan fought for the first time, and he couldn't win if he robbed the landlord" Brother Ha is very confident, as the inventor of the landlord, he must maintain a record of winning all and crush all opponents.

"Haha, I don't know how to fight?" Zhang Panpan asked with some hesitation: "Four twos, four Ks, two kings, plus three four five six seven eight ninety JQ, which one should come out first?"

"Nani?!" Brother Ha widened his eyes and was a little dumbfounded, is Zhang Panpan's luck so good? No matter which one comes out first, I can't win.

Brother Ha lost at the beginning, however, he was not discouraged, a good luck is nothing, in front of the cards, I don't believe who can still take good luck.

At the beginning of the second game, it was the turn of the local owner of Nianxi, Brother Ha's cards were still good, the two kings were in his hands, if he couldn't win this time, Brother Ha would really want to look up to the sky and roar.

"Three, four, five, six, seven, do you want to?" Nianxi's comprehension ability is high, and he has already made the rules very ripe in the second hand.

Zhang Panpan shook his head and said that he couldn't afford it,

Brother Ha also shook his head, how can my king bomb be wasted on this kind of small card, it's completely unnecessary.

"Four eights, do you want to?" Nianxi continued.

"Damn, this is all blown up directly" Brother Ha was shocked, and couldn't help muttering in his heart, Nianxi was so bullish at the beginning, is it even more powerful later.

"Four nines, do you want to?" Nianxi continued.

This time, Brother Ha couldn't help it, because Nianxi didn't have a few cards in his hand, and if she continued to play, the cards would be gone.

"Wang Bang" Brother Ha roared angrily, swallowing mountains and rivers, and the onlookers also burst into warm applause.

The corners of Nianxi's mouth showed a smug smile, she was waiting for Wang Bang, as soon as Wang Bang came out, who else could stop her little two.

So, soon, Brother Ha was beaten by Nianxi's little two, and he didn't even have a few cards.

"Master, you don't seem to be able to do it," Zheng Chengxiu made up for it at an inopportune time.

"Shut up" Brother Ha was annoyed and angry: "How could I not do it with your master?" I let them, ladies first, and winning should also be first, do you understand." ”

Zheng Chengxiu suddenly realized that his master had such noble sentiments, and it seemed that he was wrong to blame his master.

Zhang Panpan won, Nianxi also won, the lady's priority has ended, and the rest depends on Brother Ha to kill the Quartet.