Chapter 646: Besides, I leave a pen and ink with pride
About two quarters of an hour later, it was reported that someone had visited.
Li Xiangjun didn't let him go out, but went to see the person himself, and said that he asked to see the helmsman of the Yan Gang in Nanjing.
The man didn't say anything, but immediately turned around and left.
After Li Xiangjun came back, he took down the embroidered lamp on the window and said with a smile: "I have already contacted the helmsman, I guess I will have to wait for a while." β
Besides, he nodded, "Okay." β
At this time, there was a knock on the door, Li Xiangjun went over to open the door, and another girl who saw walked in, holding a tea tray with two cups of tea on it.
Yahuan's face was already flushed before she saw it, she deliberately walked in with her back to the situation, put down the tea tray and quickly escaped.
"What does this mean? Afraid of me? Can I still eat her? "And then he was indignant.
"It's not that I'm afraid that you will eat her, but I want you to eat her, how about it, do you have any ideas?" Li Xiangjun asked by holding his chin with his slender fingers.
"Well, you girl* are like a chaste martyr, I don't dare to provoke you. "Besides, I still feel the atmosphere, and I feel that the girl is afraid that he really wants to be afraid of the pervert.
"Haha, you don't understand this, the more this happens, the more it can attract your attention, isn't it?" Li Xiangjun explained.
"This was trained in your family?"
"Well, pretty much, but this girl seems to want to do that. By the way, I heard you talk to Yan'er outside very well, do you like that girl?" asked Li Xiangjun.
"Well, that's a very likable kid. By the way, I came this time, and I even owe the entrance fee, and I didn't bring any money with me. Besides, I remembered that I didn't give a reward.
"Don't bother, by the way, you promised to write me a letter, you forgot it, you must not let you go today, come, write to me, I'll sharpen your ink, okay?"
Li Xiangjun suddenly remembered this incident, this is the case, and naturally he had to admit it.
He once promised to write a couplet to Li Xiangjun, but he forgot about it later. Anyway, when I agreed, I wasn't very sincere, no one urged me, and I naturally forgot about it.
Li Xiangjun's bedroom is large, with a large carved bed with two widths of an ordinary large bed placed in the middle, and a mat and pillow are also spread on it. To the left of the bed is an antique dresser, presumably from the Song Dynasty, and to the right is a huge wardrobe.
There is a handmade carpet in the middle of the room, and it is not clear where it is made, and it is basically a layman to these crafts. He has seen some so-called Persian carpets, and he has not seen any preciousness, but he likes Suzhou embroidery, and can even distinguish various schools of Suzhou embroidery.
There is a Suzhou embroidery hanging on the wall in the room, and it is recognized as Suzhou Shen Sanniang's embroidery, which is naturally the best Suzhou embroidery. Shen Sanniang has the name of the needle god in Suzhou, and her Suzhou embroidery is mostly tribute, which is rare among the people, and only few local officials and gentry can buy it.
Li Xiangjun can have such a valuable thing, it is estimated that he didn't buy it, and he couldn't buy it at all, it must have been given by a good boss.
Li Xiangjun, who was grinding ink, saw the situation and stared at Su Xiu, and said with a smile: "This was given to me by Sanniang herself, don't think about it." β
Besides, he was surprised: "She sent you? do you know her?"
"What's the matter, women are not allowed to love me too?" Li Xiangjun said, with a hint of shyness on her face.
"I didn't say anything. β
"You didn't say it, but you thought about it. β
"I didn't think about anything. β
"Hmph, you have everything you want on your face, and you dare to quibble. Little kid, not very old, has a lot of miscellaneous things in his head. β
"I've never eaten pork, and I've seen pigs go, so I don't go out and can know the world. "Besides, it's right.
"Well, I can't argue with you. But it's not what you think, I'll tell you later, it's not clear in a word. Li Xiangjun kept grinding ink in his hand and said leisurely.
Besides, he didn't have much interest in this, but he didn't know that this was not a means for Li Xiangjun to lure him to the door again? The words of a famous prostitute could not be taken seriously, just like the news created by some famous people in later generations, and he had a lot of experience in this.
After grinding the ink, Li Xiangjun laid the paper for him with his own hands, and used a small jade lion as a paperweight.
Moreover, he chose a big wolf in the pen holder and wrote a couplet.
"Next, the last one is to repay debts, this one is interest, and I want a middle hall. Li Xiangjun said.
"You're a donkey rolling debt, and the interest is higher than the principal?"
Of course, there are many more characters in a middle hall than a couplet, and the price is not the same.
"Of course, who delayed you for so long, my debt is not so easy to pay, you should be careful in the future. Li Xiangjun said and patted his face.
Besides, he shook his head helplessly, so he had to admit it, waved his pen and continued to prepare to write.
He inadvertently sideways, but saw Li Xiangjun leaning over to look at his couplet, the scenery on his chest completely broke into his eyes, and he unconsciously wrote two sentences on the paper: soft and warm freshly peeled chicken head meat, smooth and greasy like stuffed crispy.
Li Xiangjun noticed his gaze, but he didn't care much, but when he saw the two sentences he wrote, he was ashamed and said: "What did you write, I thought I hadn't read a book." compares me to a concubine, but looks up to me. This sentence is similar to your little lover, Miss Zuo. β
Moreover, what was written was neither a pair nor a verse, but an allusion.
It is said that before Yang Guifei's debut, women did not use bandeaus, Tang Xuanzong reused An Lushan, summoned him into the palace, and recognized him as a god, Yang Guifei, who was unwilling to be lonely, had an affair with An Lushan, and once* was scratched by An Lushan, afraid that Tang Xuanzong would find out, so he used white silk to surround his chest, and after the harem concubines saw it, they thought it was a decoration, and they rushed to follow suit, and slowly spread to the people, this is the origin of the bandeau.
It is said that the claw of Lushan also came from this, and it evolved into a unique term in later generations: salty pig hand.
Once Tang Xuanzong and Yang Guifei invited An Lushan to eat wine, the concubine was slightly drunk, revealing her breasts, Xuanzong saw it, and said: "Soft and warm freshly peeled chicken head." An Lushan also has a lot of wine, so he said casually: "Smooth and condensed like stuffed crisp." β
What's more, I also saw the scene, saw Li Xiangjun covering her breasts with a scarf, just like Yang Guifei, and saw a heart-wrenching scene, and couldn't help but write down the dialogue between the two old perverts.
"Okay, I'll keep this one too, sign it. Li Xiangjun likes it very much.
"Eldest sister, don't sign this, let's tear it up. Besides, he said abruptly.
"Little pervert, dare not do it. Li Xiangjun immediately put it away, and he was really afraid that he would tear it up.
Besides, seeing that she had already put it away, she had no choice but to give up and continue to write the middle hall, but what she copied was the famous sentence in "The Peony Pavilion":
It turned out that the purple and red were all over the place, and they all seemed to be paid to the broken wells. The beautiful scenery of the good day is the day, and the courtyard is happy.
Flying in the morning and twilight, clouds and clouds, rain and wind, smoke and waves painting boats. Jinping people look at this Shaoguang cheap.
Such words and phrases hanging on the wall of famous prostitutes could not be more appropriate.
This time, besides, I signed the name neatly.
Why is there no seal?
In fact, the seal was only in the late Qing Dynasty, and there was no seal in the previous calligraphy works, and it was just a signature. The seal seal atmosphere formed in the Qing Dynasty was mainly caused by Qianlong's personal preference, and he did not know how many seals he used in his life to stamp on his collection of calligraphy authentic works, which was nothing more than a more elegant way of expression of "visiting here". He has a total appreciation of seals, collection seals, and so on, and so on, and then everyone also has the same example, calligraphers do not wait for others to stamp the appreciation of the collection, they first engrave two seals, write good works on the cover, but do not know that they have lost their original intention. This thing should not have been covered by the calligrapher himself, and it was the act of posterity.
There is no need to push forward, just look at the works of Tang Bohu, Wen Zhengming, Dong Qichang, Wang Duo, Ni Yuanlu and others in the middle and late Ming Dynasty, and it can be seen that there is no such thing as a seal at all, let alone the Tang and Song dynasties.
In later generations, as long as Qianlong has collected all kinds of calligraphy, none of them can avoid being ruined by him, and they are stamped on them with seals. It's ridiculous that some people who were originally very elegant have become unbearable because of this, and they have learned from laymen like Qianlong. In the final analysis, the charm of the emperor is really unparalleled.
Li Xiangjun looked at this middle hall with satisfaction, reluctantly put it away, and had to find a reliable framing shop to frame it well, and then rely on it to support the faΓ§ade in the future.
"Do you want any thanks?" Li Xiangjun looked back and smiled playfully.
"What's the thank-you gift?"
"Freshly peeled chicken head meat at soft temperature, don't you want to try it?" Li Xiangjun said with a smile.
"Forget it, it's delicious, it's enough today. "Besides, hurry up and thank Bumin.
"Hmph, it's not easy to think about it after today, don't regret it. Li Xiangjun said stupidly.
"It's time for the Salt Gang to come. Besides, he quickly looked out and diverted from the conversation.
"I'm already here, waiting below. Li Xiangjun's face was a little gloomy, he wanted to eat it in one go, but he didn't expect it to fall short, this little slippery head really didn't say anything.
Besides, I didn't dare to stay in this room for a minute after hearing her say this, God knows what will happen after a long time, maybe anything will happen.
The two of them came downstairs, and only then did they see a young man in the backyard who was wearing coarse cloth clothes and his trousers were half-rolled up. After seeing the situation, the person bowed and saluted: "I've seen the prince." β
"He's Xie Wu, and he'll take you to meet the dragon head here. Li Xiangjun said in his ear, his sideburns rubbing against his ears, making his heart itch a little.
The one named Xie Wu didn't say much, and walked out first.
"This is the back door of my house, if you want to come in the future, you can come in from here, and no one else can see it. Here's the key. Li Xiangjun said and handed him a brass key.
"This ...... I don't need it, do I?"
"It's unguarded, and no one can hear you knocking on the door, unless you're willing to go through the front door and let everyone on the street see it. Also, I know you don't like coming to me, but if you want to find out the news these days, you have to come to me. Whether you want this key or not, you can figure it out for yourself. Li Xiangjun said lightly.