Chapter Thirty-Three: The "Terrible" Straw Hats!
On the high cliffs on the coast, the onion heads who witnessed the whole "invasion" trembled, and their legs and stomachs trembled
"The sea... Pirate... The pirates are coming!"
[The pirates are really coming!!]
And looking at the flag, it seems that the well-known Bucky gang, such a notorious guy, as soon as he lands on the shore, he will kill the whole village!
Gotta go tell Usopp!
"Pirate !!"
"The pirates are coming! the pirates are coming!!"
"It's right on the coast, and the !! I just saw is already on the shore!!"
...
"Hey, something seems to have passed just now?"
Sauron squinted his eyes and pouted upward
On the cliffs along the coast, apart from the slight wind and grass, how can you see the shadow of people?
"Strange things..."
"What are you worried about, your nerves are too big!"
Nami spread her hands and looked helpless
"Hey, look over there!"
Nami's eyes suddenly flashed with excitement, and she pointed to the black cat boat on the shore
"What, it's just an ordinary big ship, right?"
"Maybe it's a rich family's cruise ship..."
"Hmm... It seems that there are a lot of rich people in this town!"
Luffy rubbed his chin and made a conclusion
"Now it's okay, I can borrow a boat!"
“......”
Everyone had nothing to say, and they didn't blame them, the giant ship docked on the side really looked like it was for fun, didn't you see the cute kitten that exploded on the bow of the boat?
I guess it's still a daughter?
"Well... Anyway, let's go ashore and have a look!"
"Hey!"
"Wait!"
Just as everyone was in high spirits and preparing to go ashore, Sauron suddenly slashed his long knife horizontally, looking vigilant
"What's wrong, Zoro?"
"Someone really came over this time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Zoro frowned, and the thumb of his left hand lightly pushed the knife out of its sheath, and a cold light flashed on the blade, and the man didn't look like he was joking
"Come out, what kind of hero is hiding and hiding!"
"Humph!"
Locked Sauron shouted, on the towering cliff, there was actually someone responding!
A strange-looking guy popped up, with a swollen hairstyle, funny goggles, and a strange burden around his waist, staring at Luffy and his party
The most conspicuous part of that man is probably the nose, because its length is so exaggerated, Kirby even thought that this guy was the legendary Pinocchio...
But it was obvious that the guy was not, judging by the countless pirate flags that emerged from the haystack as soon as he waved his hand
This guy is a pirate!
"Hahaha!"
"Little ones, let them see how much they can see!"
biubiubiu!!!
As the man gave the order, countless pebbles flew from the dense deep grass, knocking Luffy to his feet
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hazard!"
This guy, dodging the stones in a panic, screamed exaggeratedly, and saw that Kirby had a black line
As for what... You guy, actor!
"Hahaha!"
The guy on the cliff smiled even more happily, and put his hands on his hips in a haughty posture
"I'm Usopp, the captain of the Sea Pirates who have already landed in this village!"
"People complimented me so much that they called me 'Our Pirate Captain, Captain Usopp!'"
The man pointed his thumb back at himself, his chin cocked high, and his face proud
"If you want to attack this village, I advise you to give up!"
"Because, my subordinates won't let you go!!"
"It's amazing!!"
As soon as the man finished speaking, Luffy opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and his chin dragged to the ground
Hey, you're really an actor!
Kirby knocked Luffy's head angrily, and the guy still looked unmoved
"It's obviously a lie~"
Nami leaned against the side of the boat, shrugged her shoulders, and said helplessly
The turbulence on the sea in the past few days has made him lose the strength to even joke
"What?!!
The man's eyes were about to pop out, and he covered his head with his hands and looked at a loss
"You see... He's already said 'I've seen it through.'"
"I don't need you to remind me to know...", Kirby said angrily, eighty million, this town can't hold so many people, right?
"Woooooo I accidentally said 'I was recognized'..."
The man twisted his waist like a snake spirit, and looked remorseful
"Damn strategist!
Hey, there's no strategist here!
Thanks to the man's serious expression, Kirby was about to laugh!
"Okay, 80 million is indeed an exaggeration, but I still have outstanding subordinates!!"
“wooooooooo~”
With a wave of the proboscis man's hand, the pirate flags in the grass danced, and they were connected up and down, so spectacular!
"Roar! Roar!"
But... Isn't this rhythm a little too neat... It's like... It's like two rows of flags tied together by a rope
It's embarrassing, bastard!
Kirby's embarrassment was about to be committed, and he shouted at the top of his voice
"Then call your guys out, bastard!"
"I've worked so hard with your performance!"
Big deal, all the fires burned!
"Uh..."
The long nose's hand dangling up and down with the flag suddenly stopped, and his face stiffened, at a loss
"Hmph, actually, there are only three of them!"
The sharp-eyed Nami immediately spotted the three little rob heads in the grass, and said through the man's trick with a cruel smile
“......”
“!”
"Wow, wow!! I've seen through!!!
The three children were all frightened at once, and ran back to the village with a dash of throwing down the flagpole, leaving Longnose alone
"Even if it's so... Even if it's like this!" cold sweat broke out on the long nose and forehead
These guys, it's not like they're joking...
They are real pirates!
But!
"You'll have to ask me about the bullets in my hand, too!"
Long Nose pulled up the slingshot in his hand and aimed at Luffy
"Oh, I've never heard of a pirate with a slingshot?"
Nami laughed and picked up the marble that had just shot Luffy on the ground, and laughed out loud
"You're really funny!"
"Hahahaha!"
Luffy couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh out loud, patting his thighs and stomping on the beach with one foot
"I'm laughing to death, hahahaha!"
Can... Damn!
Those people dare to underestimate me!
"You kid !!"
"Don't underestimate me!"
Long Nose finally couldn't bear the humiliation, grabbed a handful of marbles from his waist bag, pulled up the slingshot and aimed it at Luffy
This time, it's an iron ball!
"I'm a man with a lot of self-esteem, don't me off!"
No more jokes with pebbles!
"Because my self-esteem is so strong! Call me 'Proud Usopp'!"
"Already... I won't be playing children's games with you anymore!"
...
Hmph, this guy, is it exciting?
"Huh?"
Luffy suddenly stopped laughing and looked at the man with a flat face
"Since you have drawn your gun, you have to risk your life..."
"Ahh
What is this guy talking about, what is this guy talking about!
I'm just, just aiming my slingshot at him, I don't want to kill!
"Ahh I mean, this isn't a toy to scare people. ”
Luffy lowered his voice and pulled down the brim of his hat with one hand, unable to see his expression clearly
"This..."
This guy... Is it serious...
The man felt a chill swishing up his spine, and his legs and feet trembled
Too... It's horrible!
Pirate!