Chapter 99: The Elevator Soars
in the elevator. Li Lei was finally on the verge of collapse. He had never felt like such a long time. "I'm grass, I'm grass, I'm grass, your uncle! I can't hold it back! I'm grass!" he slammed his phone to the ground and stomped on it a few times.
At the first sound, he hurriedly pulled off his pants and crouched down in disregard, his face showing a relaxed and intoxicated expression as a large number of yellow and black pasty objects erupted.
Farts rang out one after another, Li Lei no longer thought about the consequences, no longer considered how the maintenance personnel would face them after opening the elevator, and now emptying the inventory in his stomach was the only thing he thought.
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Wu Chengqi and Yi Cheng turned their heads at the same time and didn't watch the disgusting scene in the video.
I retract my previous words. I think it's a lot worse than beating him. After you don't believe it, you ask him if he would rather be hospitalized for a few months or make a fuss, and I promise you that this little Wang-Ba-Dan would rather be hospitalized for a few months. Wu Chengqi said with a relative.
Yi Cheng looked down at the time on his phone: "It's only eight and a half minutes, bring the money." ”
Wu Cheng took out 100 pieces and put them heavily on Yi Cheng's outstretched palm. "What's next for you?"
Yi Cheng said lightly: "If you don't plan to do anything, let's edit these videos and send them to the forum of the University of Vocational Science and Technology tomorrow morning." ”
Wu Chengqi shuddered: "This is too poisonous, how will he see people in the future!"
Yi Cheng smiled: "You underestimate people's ability to bear too much, don't worry, he can get through it...... Perhaps. ”
"Are you really going to lock him up until tomorrow morning? let him spend the night in such a small elevator with the pile he pulled out?"
"This is just the beginning, and after a while there will be more than a bunch, and the laxative I gave you is very powerful. Yi Cheng said with a smile.
Wu Chengqi shook his head and walked away: "It's too cruel...... I won't dare to offend you hackers again. To make me like this, I'd rather die. ”
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in the elevator. Li Lei's eyes were glazed. After the cooling, the stench lingered in the small elevator space for a long time, and it turned into a nightmare.
He pounded on the door weakly: "Is there anyone? Let Lao Tzu out! Open the door for Lao Tzu! Quickly open the door and I will ...... grass."
The stomach began to churn again. This time, he didn't let himself be wronged again, and immediately squatted down when he felt unwell. After a burst of crackling, he stood up numbly, not even lifting his pants, and just stood in the middle of his excrement and began to cry.
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An hour later, there were several more stalls of excrement in the elevator. Li Lei didn't even have the strength to speak or scold, so he just banged on the door angrily.
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Two hours later, Li Lei sat on his excrement and giggled.
Yi Cheng closed the lid of his notebook and went back satisfied.
Three hours later......
Four hours later......
Five hours later, Li Lei grabbed his excrement from the ground, laughed and cried for a while, and smeared it on the elevator door.
Six hours later, Li Lei took off his clothes and rolled on the excrement.
Seven hours later, Li Lei cried bitterly while wiping his face and head with his hands full of excrement.
Eight hours later, Li Lei sat on the excrement and hummed softly.
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There are 2 days left before the college entrance examination. After getting up in the morning, Yi Cheng yawned, opened his laptop, and watched the video all night with a quick drag, until he saw that the maintenance staff finally opened the elevator, and Li Lei climbed out with a smirk on his face.
"This person is ...... waste" Yi Cheng began to reflect deeply, did he go too far?
Forget it, everything has been done, and there is no point in pretending to reflect on it. He shook his head and began to edit the video, which lasted for 10 hours to just 5 minutes, titled "10 hours in an elevator, this man is crazy" and posted it on the campus forum of the university.
Soon, someone transferred the video to other forums and post bars, and it spread faster than the Youyi-Ku video.
In the campus forum of the vocational university, someone quickly recognized the protagonist of the video. It is human nature to like schadenfreude, even if there will be a trace of sadness for Li Lei, but people still think it is more funny, and the name Li Lei has brought endless laughter to these students.
Soon, some good deeds gave Li Lei a new nickname: Elevator Xiang.
A long, long time later, when Yi Cheng heard Li Lei's name again, this nickname still followed him.
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The eve of the college entrance examination. "Angry Birds" has passed the review of most Android phone markets and is officially on the shelves. The price set by Yi Cheng is 6 yuan, and within 12 hours, the number of downloads has reached more than 3,000 times, bringing Yi Cheng more than 20,000 yuan in income.
Its popularity is almost a foregone conclusion, and no one can stop it.
It's time for dinner. Yi Cheng went home early, and He Aike also asked for leave to come back and made a hearty meal by himself.
At the dinner table, a family of 4 was silent and finished the meal in a silent atmosphere. Yi Xintong returned to his room, Yi Zhongmin consciously went to wash the dishes, and He Aike stopped Yi Cheng: "Are all the things that should be prepared ready, the admission ticket, ID card?"
"Rest assured, you're all set. ”
"I know," said He calmly, "that you may have taken this exam as a formality. But I hope that no matter what, you will finish the exam seriously and devotedly, and only if you do your best and draw a full stop that you can accept, you will not have regrets in your three years of high school, do you say this is the truth. ”
Yi Cheng smiled: "Don't worry, Mom, I still have this bit of professional ethics, since I am ready to take the exam, I will definitely finish the exam seriously." ”
He Aike continued: "Actually, I have been talking a lot about you with your dad recently. For you, in fact, we as parents didn't fulfill our responsibilities and didn't know you well enough, and suddenly you grew up and started to make your own money, which caught us off guard. ”
Yi Cheng smiled: "It's not that you don't fulfill your responsibilities, it's that I'm growing up too fast." ”
He Aike smiled bitterly and said seriously: "I hope that no matter what you do in the future, remember that money is a very important thing in our lives, and a man must be able to make money and support his family." But money is definitely not the most important thing, there are many things in life that are more important than money, such as personal ideas and persistence, dreams and pursuits, family, and feelings. ”
"It's an old topic, Mom, I understand," Yi Cheng said with a smile, "I have my own values in this regard, so I don't need to emphasize it to me." ”
He Aike sighed: "Don't talk about it, you go and get busy with you, rest early." ”
Yi Cheng returned to his room and began to discuss with Fu Xi about the updated version of "The Most Adorable Pet".
At ten o'clock, when he was ready to sleep, his phone vibrate. He picked it up and saw that it was a new WeChat, sent by Yeyue Gufan.
Yi Cheng immediately clicked on it, and it read: "Remember to bring your equipment, friend." Let's get into a good university together. ”
A smile appeared on the corner of Yi Cheng's mouth, and the smile gradually expanded, until finally his face was full of smiles. University, I'm coming!