Chapter 52 It's Too Luxury!
"Oh, why don't you come in when you kid comes? Why are you standing at the door? Embarrassed? Or are you homesick? Hide away, I have to greet the guests!"
As he spoke, he pushed Li Wei to the side, grabbed Gao Gaoyu's hand, and walked towards the courtyard.
"Don't learn from that mallet, hurry into the house, hurry into the house and drink some water, and we'll have dinner after a while! โ
Gao Gaoyu was helplessly dragged into the yard without saying a word, and he couldn't show his skills. If he really makes a move, Li Zhengjun may not even be able to get close to his body, and he will have to be laid down!
Li Wei is not surprised by this, this big brother of his own generation is a chatterbox, and he can talk to anyone for two or three hours without repeating it.
Speaking of which, although Li Zhengjun is also a regular generation, his rotation grade is older than many famous generations! Last year, his son and daughter just celebrated his 60th birthday!
"Who, Hercules, hurry up and greet someone! I don't have any eyesight, be careful that I leave you vigorously!"
"Just him? He doesn't dare to take my sister by borrowing his guts? What's the matter? What do you mean by being an uncle? Look at that! My sister is beautiful, right? Look at that breasts, that ass, and that small waist! However, no matter how beautiful my sister is, it is also your nephew and daughter-in-law! You can't always remember it in this life, so it's early in the next life!"
In the face of such a spicy words, not to mention Li Zhengjun, an old man, even Li Wei felt hot! For such a spicy woman in the village, he had no tricks!
Quickly cover your face with your hands, and keep your head down and go inside. It's a shame on me! It's a shame on me! What happened to this loser? Which bastard got her here?
"That, that Li Wei, why are you still standing stupidly? Don't you hurry up and get in!"
Li Zhengjun blushed, bared his teeth, and raised his eyebrows, but he didn't dare to confront that famous "fierce woman" in the village! The anger in his heart came out, and when he turned his head, he saw Wang Yong standing at the door with his face covered and his head down.
"Yo? Uncle Zhengjun, my aunt didn't feed you this morning, did she? How can you see who is coming to talk to whom? Li Wei is our village chief, and I'm afraid that when I go out this time, the throne will also be inherited. That's the prince, you can say it if you want to, and scold it when you want to? Do you think it's my aunt? Do it if you want, kick it if you want!"
"Poofโ"
A group of people were amused by these unscrupulous words!
Li Wei looked at the guards around him staring at the "beauty" at the scene stupidly, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it quickly, he really had no face to see people!
It is said that it is a beauty, although it is put in quotation marks, but she is indeed a big beauty! At least in the small mountain village of Lijiazhuang, it is a well-deserved first beauty!
The man looked to be in his twenties, with long black hair, straight black, draped very softly over his shoulders, and shiny black in the light.
With a smooth forehead, a delicate face, a slender and fair neck, a V-neck tight knit sweater, and a skinny jeans, she is both fashionable and sexy, not at all like a village girl in a hidden mountain village!
However, however, this woman is a native and authentic Li Jiazhuang. Even when he is twenty-seven years old this year, he has never walked out of Lijiazhuang.
From her, people have to believe that such a thing as natural beauty does exist! If you don't eat fat, you can't tan, even if you don't get fat, you don't have to worry about it, but the face that seems to be frozen and not changing with a pinch is too envious, jealous and hateful!
Of course, the most famous thing is her small mouth that can squirt people and talk to the dead with her mouth! This girl has grown up since she was a child, and no one dares to mess with her, including her parents!
The people in the village privately gave her a nickname - Little Pepper! Don't look at the small size, you will only know when you eat it, don't look at the small size, it is really spicy!
"Xiuling, tell me about you, just your mouth, who do you say will dare to marry you in the future?"
After Li Zhengjun finished speaking, he saw Li Xiuling glaring at her beauty, her mouth open, and she seemed to know what she was going to say next, and before she could speak, she turned her head and left!
"If no one marries, no one marries, I'm too comfortable alone! I'm willing, if someone wants to marry me, it depends on whether I'm willing or not?"
Little Pepper glanced at Li Wei with a rare red face, and Li Wei suddenly felt as if something was wrong. Looking up to the left and right, I saw Gao Gaoyu staring at Xiao Pepper opposite with wide eyes.
As for whether he is red, as far as his big black face is concerned, even if it is really red, it is completely indistinguishable. However, fortunately, this kid has been wearing sunglasses with a 13 outfit, but no one can tell if he is staring at people with squints!
"Li Wei, hurry up, let them hurry into the house, and the meal will start in a while!"
Li Guangming spoke, and a group of people died down and started their work honestly. Li Wei was also obedient and walked into his yard with the old man.
"Isn't that strange? You didn't give us notice, how did we know you were coming over today?"
Seeing Li Wei looking at the three horizontal and vertical rows in the courtyard, a total of nine large round tables, and six cold dishes had been placed on the table, the old man smiled slightly, turned his head to look at him and asked.
"Hehe, this morning your uncle was hoeing in the orchard, and at noon he had nothing to do and climbed to the top of the mountain, and I happened to see you. This little bastard didn't tell anyone, and secretly asked your mother to find someone to prepare a ten-table banquet! If your mother hadn't come to me to take care of it, even I would have been kept in the dark by him!"
After saying that, the old man remembered, he didn't seem to see Li Mingda?
"The village chief of the backing mountain came with me, and that was an old friend of my uncle. As soon as we came down the mountain, the uncle took the people away, and I don't know where they went to drink and catch up!"
"Oh, the village chief of the backing mountain, is he still the bright boy?"
Hearing the old patriarch ask about this, Li Wei couldn't help but laugh. The old patriarch's name is Li Guangming, and the old village chief is called Li Mingguang, and I don't know how this name came from.
"What are you laughing at? I gave that kid's name!"
Li Wei was really shocked this time! Li Mingguang's name was actually given by the old patriarch? But it is not impossible if you think about it carefully. After all, how old is the old patriarch, and how old is Li Mingguang?
"Alright, let's talk about this when we have time, you better let your guards take turns to eat. Everyone has been gone for a day, hurry up and rest after eating, and talk about what is going on tomorrow. โ
"Hey, it's done!"
Turning back to King Kong and nodding, King Kong turned around and went to arrange for the guards to eat in shifts. As for Li Wei's chief of guard, he was already very spineless at this time, and he was shamelessly offering his courtesy.
"Okay, let's take a seat, let's have dinner!"
After Li Zhengjun finished shouting, several boys and girls in the village immediately came out of the backyard of Li Wei's house, and each of them served one or two plates, and then began to serve hot dishes!
"This is a cold enoki mushroom, in addition to enoki mushroom, there are some healthy wild vegetables in it, the taste is good, it is the most common cold dish eaten by the people in our village. โ
Xiuling lay on the table, holding her chin with her hands, smiled sweetly, looked at Gao Gaoyu, and gently introduced him to a dish on the table.
Gao Gao Yu stretched out his chopsticks and put them in his mouth.
Is it tasteful? Sweet and sour, and a little spicy! Enoki mushrooms are not as soft as they have eaten before, and they are slightly crispy and not stuffy at all.
However, there were still some things in it that looked like shredded green onions, probably the wild vegetables that Xiuling said? However, he didn't know what those wild vegetables were, and the taste was all covered by chili peppers.
"Come and eat this, this is a stone fungus that grows on a cliff! Don't look at the small size, not only delicious, but also far more nutritious than ordinary fungus, especially suitable for mental workers and people who often come into contact with people who sit in front of the computer and television to work. โ
Shi Er Gao Yu has heard of it, and when he was in the wilderness survival training again, he also ate boiled stone fungus in white water, this thing is outside, and the average quality of wild fresh stone fungus is more than six or seven hundred yuan a tael!
Mainly, this thing is too rare! In the federal territory, it can only be picked in the deep mountains and dense forests of a few provinces, and the picking of stone fungus requires climbing cliffs, which is too dangerous, so the price is getting higher and higher every year.
"This is venison with sauce! The hunters in the village hunted a deer yesterday, and when they came back, they divided it, and then took it back and stewed it, and it was simmered on a low fire until now. โ
"That's not going to burn out, is it?"
"How can it be? Is it good that people have special fire watchers? They also have to be on duty at night. Besides, the man-machine doesn't burn all the time, it all stops after it boils, and then ignites the fire after ten or twenty minutes to continue burning. โ
Just turn on the heat alternately, turn off the heat, and know that the meat is thoroughly stewed and kept at a certain temperature. This is Uncle Zhengjun's specialty, and it can be regarded as one of the signboards in the village.
"What deer?"
Although the federation has done a good job of environmental protection, there was a time when many animals were almost eaten and exterminated in order to solve the problem of hunger!
Fortunately, the federal government reacted and took a series of measures to protect various endangered animal and plant resources. Although the situation is under control, after more than 100 years of recuperation, it only ensures that many animals are not extinct!
For example, if you catch a wild animal like Lijiazhuang, you can eat it if you want, not to mention anything else, if you are known by those animal protection organizations, you will be annoyed to death!
It didn't seem that he saw Gao Gaoyu's surprised look at all, and Li Xiuling introduced him to a few other dishes by herself.
"This is a crawling fish, the most hateful of all! At the turn of spring and summer, they are like frogs, in groups. But it still has legs and can climb to the shore. Sometimes these little things can crawl into bed, and when you go to bed at night, you'll be scared to jump three feet high!"
Gao Gao Yu looked at the plate in front of him that seemed to be a fried personal lizard-like thing, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the color of the ground changed greatly.
"This, this is, this is a baby fish?"
"Baby fish? I've heard that you guys call it that outside, but they sound like children. โ
It is the third place on the Red Protected List of Frequently Threatened Species of the Federation, and the outside world can only see it in some special conservation institutions for a long time, and as for the wild, there have been special research institutions and organizations that have been searching in the wild for more than half a year, but no trace of it has been found.
But, however, here, people actually make a dish of their juveniles?
"This, try this, this is the ginseng that every household here grows, and it is the best to cut it into shreds and salad. The taste is similar to that of radish, but there is a special herbal fragrance, which is the most appetizing. However, you people outside may not be able to eat this dish. โ
Well, the wild deer and the baby fish are all out, and it doesn't seem like a big deal to make ginseng into a cold dish, right?
How much does this plate of cold ginseng cost? 100,000 1 million? Anyway, it's not something that ordinary people can afford to eat.
Tynyima is extravagant!