Since the rise of the Internet, the schedule of young people with computers has also been postponed.

In various spontaneously established chat groups and chat rooms, many people can't sleep at night every night, and how can they close their eyes if they don't chat until midnight.

The "City Men and Women" group was no exception, with hundreds of people speaking one after another, and the handwriting in the chat window was like a stream.

Suddenly, someone shouted in bold and red font in the group.

"The owner's new book is posted on the Internet, everyone go and read it!"

"What, can books still be posted on the Internet, do you want to charge money?"

"No money, I know it in another group."

"Where, I'm going to see!" The members of the group asked one after another.

"Oh, forget jì said, it's the forum where the owner interviewed last time, what is it called'Saying Wen Commentary', you can find out by searching on the Internet!"

"Wait a minute, go right away!"

Soon only a few people in the group spoke: "Who is the owner of the island, why don't I know?" ”

"You just connected to the Internet?" A netizen who was moving slowly said casually and immediately escaped.

“…… I'll take a look too! ”

A dull grey room with a slightly dim light.

A long-haired girl sat in front of the computer, her face was delicate, but her brows were furrowed, and she didn't know what to worry about.

"What's the matter, what books are so good, why did all the people run away......"

The girl's brows furrowed even tighter, and after thinking for a while, she shook her mouse and searched for the "Saying Literary Commentary" forum, and clicked in.

"I want to see what kind of book it is, it's so attractive."

When you enter the forum, you can see the section with a cluster of flames in front of it, and you don't have to guess, this is it.

"I met her on the Internet. How did it start? I don't remember exactly, it seems to be because of one of my online signatures! ”

The girl said to herself: "It turns out that it was about online dating, and it was written by a boy?" ”

Then look down.

"If I have 10 million, I can buy a house. Do I have 10 million? No. So I still don't have a house.

If I had wings, I could fly. Do I have wings? No. So I can't fly.

If I pour out the water of the entire Pacific Ocean, I will not be able to extinguish the fire of my love for you. Can the entire Pacific Ocean be poured out? No way. That's why I don't love you. ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and her eyes widened for a moment.

"This passage feels so good, like a poem."

She whispered it again, and she liked it so much that she couldn't wait to look down.

"Actually, it's just my occupational disease. I'm a graduate student, and my mind is always full of logic in order to write numerical programs. When the assumptions are not true, the conclusion is bullshit. It's just like discussing the question of whether eunuchs are more likely to have boys or girls, it's pointless. ”

The girl laughed "poof".

"The eunuch still gave birth to a boy and a girl, it's really bullshit!"

The girl found that it was only two sentences, and he was moved, and the rest of the story would definitely not disappoint her.

Sure enough, the ridiculous penmanship and the eloquent narration quickly made her addicted.

Until the light dance comes out.

"I danced softly, in the middle of the crowd.

You cast a strange look at you.

Be surprised or admired.

It didn't mess up my dance steps.

For it is not your gaze that makes me fly.

It's my young heart. ”

The girl wanted to be struck by lightning, and stared blankly at these lines, unable to speak.

This passage is still the same as the beginning, with poetic feelings, and it only takes a glance to enter the depths of her heart.

"Dancing and flying......" After a while, the girl murmured, "What a beautiful screen name, it must be an extremely beautiful girl." ”

……

The first stanza of "First Close Contact" is only more than 3,000 words, but almost every sentence can be used as an online signature.

"It's like being honest about a politician and it makes people laugh out loud."

"A dinosaur will never say she's a dinosaur, let alone live in a pristine park, she'll always try her best to seduce you and mislead you. And the beautiful nickname is the best weapon for dinosaurs to hunt innocent young men like me. ”

"Win a hundred battles in love, but never accept prisoners of war."

"Women are loved, not understood."

"Do you want to go to bed?" "It's hard to find beautiful women, just have a figure."

There are also four types of men, and baseball games describe progress between girls...... Such statements can be extremely lethal to people who are new to the Internet.

Many netizens were stunned when they read it.

Especially when the light dance and flying appeared, reading those few words, it was the most beautiful scene I had ever seen.

It's even more beautiful than what I once dreamed of.

There is also a buddy known as "LadyKiller", who has been among thousands of flowers and does not stick to the leaves, which makes many netizens who can't sleep in the middle of the night exclaim idols.

It is not enough to read such an article once, it is not enjoyable.

Chinese young people are still a little subtle, in the same chat group, few people ask to meet, let alone online feelings.

It's just 3,000 words, it's like writing a dream, an illusory and beautiful dream.

The ones that are still hanging on the Internet in the middle of the night, to put it mildly, are all lonely people who want to count the stars.

Dancing and Flying, a fictional online fantasy girl in a novel, on this night, makes the hustle and bustle of the online world silent again.

……

"Urban men and women" group, netizens have come back one after another.

Some netizens said, "But with Qing's preference, how dare Xiaosheng refuse?" After that, the chat window was immediately swiped.

A whole bunch of self-proclaimed classic sentences were posted.

"Damn, who can tell me if what I saw is true?"

"Me too, this is the best novel I've ever seen, it's an online textbook!"

"Haha, I've changed my screen name to Atai, classmates, please call me Atai in the future!"

“……”

"With the dinosaur I saw with him as the X coordinate axis, and the frightened Cheng dù as the Y coordinate axis, we can derive a linear equation through regression analysis, and then take the partial differential for X and the indefinite integral for Y, and then we can get the law of "there are no beautiful women on the Internet" - this analogy is simply super classic, I guess the owner must have taught himself high mathematics, and there is no calculus in high school mathematics. ”

"What do you mean, the island master or the scholar?"

"It's very likely, didn't someone say that the owner of the island was a bad student some time ago, and some people were looking forward to him falling off the list, it's all nonsense."

Netizens in the group asked: "Who said this?" ”

"You don't know, during the interview, the owner of the island said that he applied for Yan University, and they all thought that he had given up on himself and wanted to take the road of literature. Look at it now, he understands calculus, what is it if he is not a scholar, so he won't really be able to be admitted to Yan University, right? ”

A female netizen said: "I just made an announcement on the literary network, and I saw him say that this novel is a pure love type, as if there is no such thing in the romance world." ”

"That's the owner's own creation, "Chinese Youth" also has a martial arts column, not before."

"I feel like the owner is very rebellious, not like a good student at all."

A group of netizens speculated wildly, which is basically far from the real situation.

After reading this article, they are all reminiscing about those classic sentences, but the new topic of Internet feelings is also slowly fermenting in their hearts.

……

Today, the three moderators of "Saying Literary Commentary" are happy.

Before the interview, the number of IP access to the forum was only in the early 40,000s, and in the evening it had reached more than 600,000.

This is just three days, and it has multiplied more than ten times!

Wait until the evening when "The First Close Contact" is uploaded for the first time, and it once again ushers in a peak.

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, they still didn't sleep, their sour eyes were open, and they kept refreshing the page.

After the slowdown in the growth of the number of jù, it means that the netizens who stayed up late to surf the Internet have also rested, and by this time, 1.1 million people have registered forum accounts.

"Lao Yu, Xiao Si, we are also one of the top ten forums in China, haha!" The bearded moderator shouted excitedly in the group.

"yes, I didn't expect us to have such a day!"

"It's all the completion of the island owner!"

Hu Zi suddenly said: "By the way, Xiaosi, do you still have an opinion about the island owner?" ”

"Where do I have an opinion about him, and that day I also saw that he didn't seem to read chivalrous novels very much, so I said a few words casually. watched the beginning of his "Dragon and Tiger Fighting Jinghua", which is indeed of a very high level, but it also offended the Chivalry Association. ”

Beard and Flying Fish both hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"Do you think, the owner of the island put aside the chivalry and made a martial arts column, can the Chivalry Association be comfortable?"

"The video interview they did the other day was not very friendly."

The two of them thought for a while, and said with a beard: "Little Four, anyway, no matter what, we can't have posts on our forum that are unfavorable to the island owner, and you will delete it when you see it!" ”

"Beard, that's too much, I didn't see that the owner himself said he didn't care......"

Hu Zi said: "Then I don't care, we have to do what we want!" ”