Chapter 57 Lying to Brother

"Brother, don't hide it, this fish charm is very precious, in fact, ......"

After listening to the words of the little brother, Uncle Simu was very hesitant to be honest. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The fish charm is very precious, and he has only taken three since he went down the mountain, the first two have been used up, and the last one was originally intended to be given to his nephew Luo Zi, which can be regarded as completing his entrustment to his senior brother and ninth uncle.

Who knew that he actually ate it by mistake for his apprentice Jiale!

Just when Uncle Simu sighed that this was also the will of heaven, Wu Shilang came over and asked him to come and see the little brother.

When he knew that the little brother actually intended to fish the charm, the four-eyed uncle was suddenly shocked, and then he hesitated, not knowing whether he should say it or not, after all, it has always been the junior brother Qianhe who talks about things with the little brother, if he tells the truth, will it affect the junior brother?

Uncle Simu lowered his head and hesitated, and finally firmly established his idea of "not lying", and when he was about to tell the truth, Luo Zi, who was standing behind him, suddenly gave him a kick to his calf!

Uncle Simu immediately stopped talking, although he didn't know what Ah Zi thought, but he still had to be cautious!

Well!

"Ahemβ€”β€”!

Luo Zi clenched his fists behind Uncle Simu and coughed twice.

It can be regarded as interrupting Uncle Four-eyed's words.

Immediately attracted everyone's attention, Wu Shilang pinched the orchid finger and walked out and pointed at Luo Zi and said: "I cough at a young age, and if I am not in good health, I have to take medicine!" Why are you still so ignorant and make trouble on such an occasion?! ”

What Wu Shilang said was very serious, but it would have been more harmonious if his voice had not been so high-pitched.

Luo Zi rolled his eyes, but at this time, he didn't want to worry about Wu Shilang, he came out with a smile, didn't salute or pinch gestures, and came up and said: "Little brother, although the fish charm is precious, there is!" A lot! Enough for everyone! ”

"Azi, you ......!" Uncle Simu was surprised after hearing Luo Zi's words, turned around and pointed at Luo Zi and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Luo Zi's fingers.

Luo Zi turned his head to Brother Ah and Wu Shilang and said with a smile: "Brother, don't listen to my uncle, my uncle is not at home all the year round, and he has almost forgotten everything at home!" ”

"Really? Senior brother, this matter is very important, you have to remember it clearly! ”

Michinomichi Chizuru approached and said with an anxious face.

It's not that Daoist Qianhe doesn't think that something is wrong and has exposed Luo Zi's lies, but it's really a big deal, and he is now responsible for all the people who shouldn't have happened, so it's inevitable to be cautious.

"Eh, eh! Isn't this afraid that Uncle Shi won't remember well and talk nonsense, so I just came out - there are fish charms! Yes! We'll bring it to you later! Uncle Chizuru, you're waiting! Little brother, wait a while, we'll bring it over right away! ”

Luo Zi said as he took Uncle Four-eyed's hand and walked out, not giving Uncle Four-Eyed a chance to speak.

Uncle Simu couldn't break free, although he didn't know what kind of little abacus his nephew Ah Zi was making, but the words had already been spoken, it was not good for him to jump out and shout again at this time, "Ah Zi is lying!" "The fish charm is gone!" Something or something, right?

How much loss of face does Ah Zi (uncle, his own) have?!

The old monk and the thousand crane brothers, as well as the four nephews of the east, south, west, and north, are still watching from the side!

Luo Zi pulled Uncle Four-Eyed to turn around, blinked and gave a look, and immediately dispelled the last bit of entanglement in Uncle Four-Eyed Uncle's heart - yes! Death is death! Anyway, the pot is carried by Azi! It's not what I said, besides, what do these eagle dogs of the court know? It's a big deal to mess around with some time-limited invisibility charms!

The head can be broken, and the hairstyle should not be messed up!

Blood can flow, but face can't roll into a ball!

The four-eyed Taoist shook off Luo Zi and pulled his hand, waved his sleeves in a chic manner, and said with his head held high: "Don't pull!" I know the aisle myself! ”

After finishing speaking, he took a step ahead of Luo Zi and walked towards Simuju.

"Jiale - don't hurry up and keep up!"

In the darkness, the voice of the four-eyed uncle in the distance came, and he didn't forget to call out his free labor: apprentice Jiale.

Luo Zi pursed his lips, tilted his head at Jiale, and made a look: Why don't you go quickly?

Before he had time to clean himself up, Jiale was still covered in dirt, either the ash at the bottom of the pot or the excrement of chickens and ducks, and even a few grass clippings on his hair.

Jiale pitifully looked at Luo Zibi with a crying expression: I still have your share of credit for making it like this, and you gave me the last fish charm to drink! Later, if the master really calculates the general ledger, you can't stay out of it!

Luo Zi raised his hand in disgust to restrict Jiale from getting close to him first, and then waved his hand with a disgusted expression: Get rough! It's dirty like this, and you still want to rely on me?! Who told you to provoke that little witch? Me? Not really! Don't try to rely on me, you deserve it!

As soon as Jiale saw Luo Zi's disgusted expression of "hanging eyes, pouting lips, and baring teeth", which was almost the same as his own master, he was immediately angry, and he lowered his head as if he had accepted his fate, and walked towards the road where Uncle Four-eyed had left.

After two steps, Luo Zi was about to set off, and Jiale suddenly turned around.

Luo Zi immediately assumed an extremely martial law posture and looked at him cautiously.

Jiale glared at Luo Zi and made a gesture to get closer to him: Hmph! Azi! Will you save me?! If I don't, I'll pounce on you nowβ€”β€”!

Luo Zi took a small step back without a trace.

His eyes were a little empty, Luo Zi finally compared his skills and the distance between each other, and then considered his position of "not helping each other" between Uncle Simu and Senior Brother Jiale...... At this time, Jiale suddenly took a threatening step towards Luo Zi!

Luo Zi hurriedly took two or three steps back in fright!

In the end, Luo Zi still swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a "grunt", looked at Jiale, and said: Forget it, it doesn't matter what position he stands, and he doesn't help him! As long as you don't come near me, anything goes!

Jiale only then relieved his heart, turned around and chased after Uncle Four-eyed.

Luo Zi looked defeated, ah! Damn cleanliness cancer! Damn the original legacy!

I hate cleanliness cancer!

"Jialeβ€”" Uncle Simu was originally holding a peachwood sword in his hand, always ready to defend himself, but when he saw Luo Zi coming in, he suddenly realized it, and leaned the sword behind his back, pointing at Jiale and shouting.

Jiale heard the master's shout and subconsciously wanted to come forward.

Uncle Four-Eyed was immediately startled, and said repeatedly: "Ahem! Don't come here! ”

Jiale suddenly stood at the door aggrievedly, neither entering nor retreatingβ€”Ah Zi was still outside!

Luo Zi didn't mind, he was far away, anyway, just don't be next to Jiale at this time, he doesn't mind if it's blowing cold wind outside.

At this time, Luo Zi heard Uncle Four-Eyed from Jiale commanding: "Ahem! Jiale, you just drank my last Yufan talisman......"

Speaking of Yu Fanfu, Jiale suddenly lowered his head and became honest, with a well-behaved look of "I admit my mistake and I admit punishment".

But Uncle Four-Eyed didn't continue to speak, Luo Zi looked at it curiously, and then Luo Zi saw that Uncle Four-Eyed's eyes seemed to be patrolling around Senior Brother Jiale's body, and then he actually glanced at his own hands!

Suddenly, Luo Zi seemed to see someone in the same way!

Teacher! You really have the same idea as me - you don't want to touch Jiale!

Of course, Uncle Four-Eyed couldn't hear Luo Zi's heart, but he responded to Luo Zi's thoughts and said, "Cough! But you are also a first-time offender, and those who don't know are not guilty, and the master will ......"

Uncle Simu glanced at Jiale unwillingly, but he still swallowed his saliva and let go of the thoughts in his heart, and continued: "Master won't punish you this timeβ€”β€”"

"Go take a shower!"

The four-eyed Taoist leader finally almost shouted to Jiale: "Wash! Three! All over! ”

Jiale was overjoyed, for fear that Uncle Simu would regret it, so he hurriedly responded: "Huh! Master! ”

Then he jumped in tears and ran towards the bathroom (actually the water storage room) in the backyard.

During the period, he did not forget to give Luo Zi a grateful expression that was moved to tears.

Not...... If you weren't really clean and have cancer, it seems that you burned the bathroom when Jiale took a bath!

Luo Zi stepped forward, retracted his thoughts that he felt very good (scared) when he thought about it, and shouted at Uncle Four-eyed, "Uncle Shi." ”

If it were in normal times, Uncle Four-Eyed would definitely feel "relieved" by Luo Zi's rare understanding, but now the situation is different, Uncle Four-Eyed changed his face almost instantly, from the face of "serious and harsh teacher" when facing Jiale to the face of "flattering and begging for mercy" face, and lowered his position three times to Luo Zi and whispered: "Ah Zi! Do you know what you just said? That's a fish charm! The last one was supposed to keep you safe, but now you not only gave the rune water to Jiale, but also said something in front of that little fart, what kind of fish are there so many? ”

"Ah Zi! Do you know how precious the fish charm is? Where did you ask Uncle Shi to get so many fish charms out! Oops! ”

Uncle Four-Eyed beat his chest, and suddenly regretted that he had just rushed to the face, and he couldn't wait to turn back time and start again.

Who knew that Luo Zi actually showed a blank expression towards the four-eyed uncle at this time, and only then did he "naively" "just react" and said, "Is the fish charm very precious?" Then I gave Jiale a quick loss?! ”

Uncle Four-eyed was dumbfounded, you stinky boy doesn't even know how precious the fish charm is, so you dare to brag in front of others?!

Uncle Simu suddenly had an urge to strangle Luo Zi in front of him, and he didn't care if this was his own senior brother telling him, "If you meet him, you must treat him well" - anyway, if the little brother doesn't agree to hand over the coffin to the ghosts on the opposite side, everyone will die!

You have to die early or late, Ah Zi, you also died at the hands of your uncle, your uncle is dignified and the fourth disciple of the second generation of Maoshan Mountain, and there are many apprentices and grandchildren under the seat (although only one is his own), Uncle Shi sent you to Huangquan, and it is not considered to bury you!

Thinking of this, Uncle Four-Eyed suddenly couldn't help but tremble in his hand holding the peachwood sword behind his back.

Who knew that at this time, Luo Zi suddenly laughed again, pointed to the four eyes and said, "Uncle Shi!" You won't really believe it, I'm Luo Zi! If you don't have a big certainty, can you boast of Haikou? Of course, I know that the fish charm is precious! ”

Hearing this, although Uncle Simu breathed a sigh of relief, the hand holding the peachwood sword behind his back suddenly stabilized, and he looked at Luo Zi's expression suddenly became very dark - Ah Zi, you better let Uncle Shi cut it, otherwise Uncle Shi's state of mind really can't calm down, don't worry, just take a moment, it's not enough to miss an arm or a leg or something, Uncle Shi is not so cruel, how about his fingers?

People say "ten fingers are connected to the heart"......

Just as Uncle Four-Eyed was thinking like this, Luo Zi's left eyelid suddenly jumped.

Hey, why did your eyelids suddenly jump? Could something bad be happening? No way? But it's true that the air has suddenly cooled a little since just now......

Uncle Four-Eyed took a few deep breaths, held back the trembling of his palms, and asked, "Ah Zi...... Since you know the preciousness of the fish charm and dare to be so confident in front of everyone, then you must have a solution? ”

After saying this, Uncle Four-eyed looked at Luo Zi gloomily with his eyes and said, "Come and listen to Uncle Shi~~"

I don't know why, Luo Zi looked at Uncle Simu looking at him like this, and suddenly the goosebumps on his arm jumped twice, Luo Zi lied to himself and explained that it must be because the weather was getting cold late at night, and explained: "Uncle, don't get excited, sit down!" Sit down and let's talk slowly......"

Saying that, Luo Zi wanted to approach Uncle Simu to ease the atmosphere.

Then Uncle Simu said: "No need Ah Zi, Uncle I haven't been very comfortable in the past two days, it's good to stand, it's good to stand." ”

As he spoke, he didn't forget to suppress the hand that had been trembling and couldn't help but move the sword.

It's so inkblotted, I really want to hit him!

At this time, Luo Zi realized the malice of Uncle Four-Eyed towards him, and hurriedly moved two steps away from Uncle Four-eyed, before he smiled and said with a flattering smile: "Uncle, good, good!" You say stand, you stand! Yes! ”

Uncle Four-Eyed took a deep breath and eased his emotions: "You say." ”

Luo Zi squinted and smiled twice, and hurriedly explained to Uncle Four-eyed: "Uncle Four-Eyed, think about it first, why do they have to be multiplied?" ”

Regarding this question, Uncle Simu didn't even have to think about it, and blurted out: "Of course, it's for safety!" ”

Luo Zi smiled and said: "But obviously the ghost general on the other side has said that as long as we hand over the coffin and King Shun in the coffin, we will be released!" ”

"Stupid! I don't know! The four-eyed Taoist elder glared at Luo Zi with hatred, "What if people don't talk about it?" That's the hell! Haven't you heard a lot of nonsense?! How can you believe it all?! ”

Luo Zi was not annoyed after hearing this, and said with a smile: "But we have to let the people of the court hand over the coffin first!" ”

"If we don't hand over the coffin first, we won't even have a chance to let the family go back on their word!"