Chapter 10 Wishful Thinking! As I wish!
"I'm here, what's wrong?"
Saying Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, Zhang Zichen picked up the jade Ruyi and whispered inside, for fear that the fairy-like woman outside would hear it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Your Majesty, that goblin didn't do anything to you, did she? Please rest assured, the minister will organize immortal power and material resources to save you!
The minister has fixed the problem of the delay in the transmission of the sound of the two realms, you can now keep in touch with the minister at any time, until we successfully rescue you, you must stabilize the female goblin, don't anger her, in case she tears up your majesty's ticket! ”
On the other side of Yu Ruyi, the anxious star officer on duty finally waited for the Jade Emperor's reply, and hurriedly said such a large paragraph.
Zhang Zichen was so angry after hearing this, it turned out that they already knew that they had been kidnapped. If you want to save me, why did you go earlier? The personal safety of my dignified Jade Emperor was not guaranteed in time!
He has been knocked unconscious twice by Shen Jiarou, and a day and a night have passed in the world, this is a day and a night! Enough to happen a lot of unspeakable things!
Fortunately, the goblin seemed to just want to get more information about the Dragon Yin Sword from his hands, otherwise if it was a real goblin who sucked the marrow and bloodthirsty, I am afraid that he would have been sucked dry by others long ago, Zhang Zichen couldn't help but think with some fear.
So he didn't have any anger and said: "I don't need you to go down to earth to save me, after all, you will have to pay a lot of price for breaking the boundary wall, and then this loss will have to be reimbursed by Lao Tzu."
The goblin has been impressed by my domineering and has made a deep review of her offensive behavior, and I am comfortable here, so I won't bother you. ”
As he spoke, Zhang Zichen braged the cowhide unashamedly.
"Your Majesty misunderstood, the ministers didn't plan to go down to earth..."
On the other end, the star officer on duty said with some embarrassment.
"Then you still say that you want to save me, what will you do to save me?"
Zhang Zichen almost ran away, isn't this making fun of him!
"What the minister just meant was that Your Majesty, you first stabilize the goblin, and the minister plans to gather some magic weapons and elixirs or something to negotiate with the goblin so that His Majesty can redeem himself.
The other day... It's just a few years ago in the world, the land Lao Zhang was kidnapped by a demon king in the nether realm, that's what Heavenly Court did, there's no way, now it's absolutely heaven and earth, there are more heavenly soldiers who can't go down to mortal, and fewer heavenly soldiers are not enough for people to stuff their teeth..."
The star officer on duty was a little depressed, after all, it was too embarrassing for Heavenly Court to do this.
Comrade "Zhang Million" of the Jade Emperor couldn't cry or laugh when he heard this, Heavenly Court was all mixed up in this, and he, the nominal director of Heavenly Court, had a long way to go...
"Forget it, it seems that I can't count on you anymore, go back and find some powerful immortal elixir or something to pass on to me, I want to cultivate by myself and protect myself!"
"If Your Majesty doesn't mention it, the minister will almost forget that the jade Ruyi in your hand is also a treasure, and there is a treasure trove of storage space in it, which stores some treasures of the Jade Emperors of the past dynasties, and the immortal elixir or something is in it.
This treasure house can only be opened by Your Majesty who has been recognized by Heaven with the mantra, and no other living creature can open it, and the mantra to open the treasure house is: wishful thinking! As I wish! Manifest your spirits! ”
Listening to the mantra said by the star officer on duty, Zhang Zichen suddenly had a strange feeling, is this former Jade Emperor Lao Zhang watched too many gourd baby cartoons, and made the mantra so innocent.
Jade Ruyi's owner, the green snake spirit... Oh no... Zhang Zichen's eyes suddenly became hot, and the eyes that looked at Yu Ruyi changed, I thought it was just a sound transmission tool, but I didn't expect it to be a big treasure, after all, this is the mobile treasure house of the Jade Emperors of the past dynasties!
"If there is anything else you need, Your Majesty can also tell the minister, and the minister can teleport to you through Jade Ruyi, and you can also use Jade Ruyi to complete some small spells, such as teleportation, space-time stillness in a small area, and some small obstacle methods or something.
It's just that Your Majesty, you are not restricted in the world except for transmitting sound and opening the treasure house, but spells can only be used three times a day, after all, Jade Ruyi also relies on aura to operate, and before His Majesty does not have enough mana to infuse it, the aura it can automatically absorb can only cast three spells a day, which Your Majesty must remember. ”
"Do I still need to recite mantras when I use spells? This mantra is so long.,In case I really run into a powerful big monster.,I'm afraid I'm too late to recite the spell and I'll be knocked unconscious and taken away.,When the time comes, there's still a fart to keep Ruyi.。 ”
"You don't need to recite the mantra for this, when Your Majesty wants to cast a spell, you only need to move your mind, and Yu Ruyi will sense your mind and immediately launch the spell."
Zhang Zichen was so excited that he was about to fly, this little jade Ruyi has so many functions, not to mention that it can only be used three times a day, even once a day is enough for him to be happy, Zhang Zichen's mouth is almost grinning to the back of his head, although it is just some small spells, but after all, it is also a spell, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat, and although the grasshopper is small, it is also a dish.
After all, he is a good leader who is wise and simple, not picky, and Zhang Zichen feels that his image in his heart is getting taller and taller.
"Xiaoxing, you can rest, I will call you if there is something."
Zhang Zichen ended the call with the star officer on duty in a happy mood, and couldn't wait to start verifying the function of Jade Ruyi.
"As I wish, as I wish! Wipe out all the graffiti on my face! ”
The moment Zhang Zichen finished reciting the incantation, the HelloKitty and turtle on his face, which were extremely difficult to clean, were immediately gone.
"Damn, I'm handsome again!"
Looking at his face that had finally become clean, Zhang Zichen said narcissistically, almost spraying a mirror toothpaste foam.
"Humph! Narcissism! ”
Although Shen Jiarou in the living room was disgusted, the funny touch at the corner of her mouth couldn't hide it.
Zhang Zichen, who had finished washing, was embarrassed to find that there were no underwear in the change of clothes that Shen Jiarou bought, that is, except for the one he had just taken off before, he had no underwear to change.
Zhang Zichen thought about it and gave up the plan to use Yu Ruyi to conjure a pair of underwear, after all, these little spells have a time limit, and if they suddenly disappear after a while, he will hang up empty...
So Zhang Zichen opened the bathroom door very obscenely. Sao leaned out of his thighs and said, "Goblin! You didn't buy me panties, alas! Do you want me to wear the one you hid under your bandeau dress..."
"Zheng!"
Before Zhang Zichen finished speaking, a snow-bright long sword broke through the air, and nailed it into the edge of the bathroom door frame, only a little more than a centimeter, Comrade Jade Emperor was afraid that he would be beaten with chickens and eggs, and he would successfully become a glorious eunuch.
The long sword entered the wood for three points, still buzzing and trembling, Zhang Zichen felt it very clearly, the sword qi shaved off a few hairs on his legs, and his cold sweat came down in an instant, this goblin's swordsmanship is certainly cool, but Zhang Zichen didn't dare to compliment her head, after all, the injury on his wrist before was not far away!
"I asked Sister-in-law Zhang to buy the underwear for you, I have already washed it and put it in the storage box on the table, go change it myself, will Miss Ben personally buy underwear for the man?
Also, Miss Ben's name is Shen Jiarou, don't call me a goblin anymore, otherwise you will look good! ”
Shen Jiarou's willow eyebrows raised slightly, and she feigned anger.
"Ahh Yes, yes! I don't dare anymore! ”
Zhang Zichen woke up like a dream, turned around and closed the bathroom door with a "bang".
"I'm scared to death baby!"
Zhang Zichen, who finally came to his senses, patted his chest and said, others only need to spend money and spend money to pick up girls, but he is risking his life to pick up girls!
"It turns out that the goblin's name is Shen Jiarou, not bad, it's very good, but why does it feel so familiar with this name, it seems like I've heard it somewhere."
But he couldn't figure out where he had heard this name, Zhang Zichen scratched his hair and fell into a deep confusion...
In the living room, Shen Jiarou suddenly smiled slyly, the horror on Zhang Zichen's face made her breathe a big sigh of evil, how could she not see Zhang Zichen's mind of not trusting her swordsmanship, but her swordsmanship was not so bad, the small injury on Zhang Zichen's wrist was not so much caused by Shen Jiarou's mistake, but that she was deliberately punishing Zhang Zichen.
"Then Miss Ben's subordinates are merciful, these two swords are cheap for him!"
Thinking of this, Shen Jiarou's beautiful face suddenly appeared with a resentful woman-like arrogant look, who made that hateful guy refuse to come to him in the first place, even if he was unknowing...