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The scene was chaotic.

"What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing here!

"Excuse me, let's deal with it. ”

"Oh my God, who stepped on my feet!"

The policemen struggled to push away the crowd and came to the finish line, the crowd was so excited that their clothes were now crumpled, and one of the policemen shouted in the crowd: "Which bastard took my hat away!

Seeing the police, Xiao Ze suddenly became excited, pointed at Xiao Ran and shouted: "Aunt policeman!

The policewoman who was shouted frowned and said, "Can't you speak! Stuffed with donkey feces in your mouth, right, I'm so young, who do you call Auntie!"

Ozawa was stunned for a moment, and couldn't figure out why the policewoman scolded him, so he couldn't help muttering.

A fat man next to him immediately shouted: "Sister policeman! This devil said that you are still pretending to be tender at such an old age, and that you are stinky and shameless!"

Ozawa was stunned for a moment, I wiped it! I muttered "weird!" "Why did I come to you and say that this policewoman is old and pretending to be tender and shameless!" In just a few words, you can translate so many meanings, what the fuck are you translating!

In an instant, the policewoman's face darkened, and she didn't even listen to Ozawa's explanation, and shouted directly to the others: "Take him away for me! Damn, the old lady is graceful, why is she pretending to be tender! Your eyes are also stuffed with donkey dung!"

Ozawa almost didn't vomit blood after hearing this, and the whole person completely collapsed.

You call yourself an old lady, what's wrong with me calling you aunt!

Damn, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, how did I meet some strange people!

The friends around the fat man were stupid, and asked curiously, "You still know Japanese-language?"

The fat man said proudly: "That's, Ya Butterfly, Yiku, Kamoji I know everything." ”

The fat man's friend gave a thumbs up and said, "It's amazing my fat boy!"

……

Xiao Ran, who was the party concerned, was naturally taken away by the police.

Looking at Xiao Ran, Mo Yuning, and Zhang Yu, who finished the game later, Feng Ping were all anxious.

Anyway, today it was Xiao Ran who started beating people first, and if he was held responsible, Xiao Ran would definitely not be able to escape.

No matter how anxious the others were, Xiao Ran had already come to the police station.

In the interrogation room, Xiao Ran sat alone inside, and the dark environment gave people a dull feeling.

After a while, a young policewoman walked in, saw Xiao and smiled sweetly, and greeted Xiao Ran: "Hello." ”

Xiao Ran sat up straight, and said with a smile: "Hello." ”

The policewoman stuck out her tongue, reached the opposite side of Xiao Ran, spread out a folder, picked up the pen and said, "Now I need to record a record, and I ask you to cooperate." ”

"No problem. Xiao Ran nodded.

In fact, when he entered the police station, Xiao Ran had already thought about it, beating people was not a big crime, at most it was detention, and he would be released in a few days.

The policewoman asked, "Name." ”

"Xiao Ran. ”

"Age. ”

“……”

After a bunch of questions, the policewoman continued to ask, "Did you hit anyone at that time?" ”

Xiao Ran said without hesitation: "That's right, I did beat people." ”

The policewoman recorded it in a smug manner.

"Why?"

"There's no reason, it's just that as soon as my head is hot, I rush up and hit it. Xiao Ran continued to answer.

After writing down the transcript, the policewoman nodded with satisfaction, then walked to Xiao Ran with the transcript and handed it to him: "Okay, you see, if there is any problem, if there is no problem, you can sign it." ”

"Okay. Xiao Ran took the transcript as he spoke, but when he saw the content on it, his eyes suddenly widened.

There is no problem with whether there is a beating or not, but there is no problem in the transcript.

But this reason is actually too much physical exertion, and I wanted to go over to help Xiao Ze, but my feet slipped and I kicked it.

Where is this Nima? Are you sure it's okay to write like this? In the end, you won't give me a resistance to be strict?

Looking at Xiao Ran's puzzled gaze, the little policewoman's eyes turned into crescent moons: "Don't worry, no problem." ”

"But that's not what I said, it shouldn't be useful to sign like this, and there is a tape recorder to record, this can't be faked. Xiao Ran said a little strangely.

As soon as he spoke, the little policewoman took out the recorder, threw it into the glass, and exclaimed, "Oh!

Xiao Ran: "......"

The little policewoman smiled and said, "Brother Ran, I'm your fan, I can see a living person today, you have to take a photo with me later." ”

After finishing speaking, he thought about it and said, "No, you have to get three!"

Xiao Ran rolled his eyes and said, "Three hundred is no problem." ”

The little policewoman jumped up happily, and after urging Xiao Ran to sign her name, she took out her mobile phone and took a photo with Xiao Ran.

I don't know how many photos I took, and finally the little policewoman said to Xiao Ran again: "Brother Ran, you just finished the marathon, you must be very hungry now, I'll go get you something to eat." ”

Xiao Ran thanked: "Then thank you very much." ”

"Nothing. ”

After finishing speaking, the little policewoman ran out happily, and only came back half an hour later, carrying a bunch of lunch boxes in her hand.

"Brother Ran, the boiled fish I bought, the stewed pork ribs with winter melon, the pumpkin porridge, and the rice, do you think it's okay?"

Xiao Ran nodded again and again: "Okay, this is too good." ”

"That's good, you're so tired in the afternoon, you eat more. ”

At this time, Ozawa was also in the interrogation room, and it was the female policeman he called his aunt who interrogated him.

After recording the transcript, Ozawa shouted: "Are you in charge of the rice! I'm the day-me! You can't abuse me!"

The policewoman rolled her eyes impatiently and said, "What are you calling, I know, I'll bring you food in a while." ”

After finishing speaking, he left without looking back, and after a minute, he reflexively came back again, and there was already an extra box of instant noodles in his hand.

In the afternoon marathon, Ozawa's physical exertion was great, and now his stomach was rumbling with hunger. But after taking the instant noodles, the whole person was stupid.

Instant noodles or something, after all, it's at the police station.

But why is there no seasoning package yet!

And that's not the most important thing either!

The most important thing is why there is not even a fork!

How are you going to let me eat this?

Do you fish by hand?

is different from Xiao Ze's side, Xiao Ran ate a mouth full of oil in another interrogation room, and there was a cute little policewoman next to him to add water, for fear of thirsty Xiao Ran......

The two interrogation rooms are separated by a door, and the aroma of Xiao Ran's food on his side also wafted over, smelling the tempting aroma of food in the air, Xiao Ze glanced at the instant noodles in his hand, and wanted to die.