Chapter 60: The World Owe You an Actor
Disobedient!
Do you dare not follow my IQ, senior brother!
I!
I!
I...... I'll have to take another risk.
"But...... Hee-hee, junior brother, look, I've paid so much for this-"
Uncle Four-eyed looked at Qianhe Dao and pretended to be a profiteer: "You also know how precious the fish charm is!
Saying that, Uncle Simu took the hand of the Thousand Crane Daoist and sneakily walked to the corner, and the thief smiled and exchanged his head with the Thousand Crane Daoist and said: "Senior brother, you also know that this old monk and senior brother have been fighting with me for more than 20 years, and since you came here today, the senior brother has been at a disadvantage everywhere! Who is the senior brother?! No! You have to give me the handover!"
After speaking, Uncle Four-Eyed lowered his head and stared at the Thousand Crane Daoist with wide eyes, not only did he look a little fierce, but he was also a little ridiculous-
The Thousand Crane Daoist looked at his own unobtrusive senior brother playing treasure with a smile, and was stunned by the eyes that also reflected the light under the lenses, but after all, the Thousand Crane Dao Chief was still the Thousand Crane Dao Chief, and his own principle still needed to be adhered to, so he stubbornly said: "Senior brother, let me say what you want...... If that's all it takes, I'm going to have to ......."
When Uncle Four-eyed heard it, it was not good, this was a precursor to refusal!
I grew up with my brother Chizuru, and this junior brother only needs to open his mouth, and he doesn't immediately know what he is going to say......?
What is inevitably? Not disagree?!
No, we have to agree! Otherwise, my plan and Azi will be exposed!
When Uncle Simu thought about this, he suddenly became anxious, his eyes rolled in a weak heart, and he had an idea! Since the "sprinkling and playing" card cannot be played, then "righteousness is forced"!
Thinking like this, Uncle Simu immediately interrupted the words of the Thousand Crane Daoist before the Thousand Crane Daoist rejected him and said, "Alas, Senior Brother, since you have to force me like this, then I can only tell the real reason!"
Uncle Simu sighed deeply at this time, and did not forget to shake his head and sigh again, and immediately grabbed the simple little heart of the Thousand Crane Daoist, and the Thousand Crane Daoist suddenly noticed that there was a "hidden feeling" and was anxious, but in view of the bad behavior of his senior brother Simu before, he still said with some vigilance: "Senior brother, is there anything to hide?"
In fact, when he said this, the Thousand Crane Daoist himself didn't believe it, but since the senior brother said so, in this kind of urgent matter, the Thousand Crane Taoist still prefers to believe his senior brother, and he should still have some overall rights and wrongs, and he will not deceive himself. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Even when thinking so, Chizuru Michicho would involuntarily add the word "should".
Ding-dong!
It's different from what the little white rabbit of Chizuru Michichi thinks. Uncle Four-Eyed suddenly made a ding dong sound in his heart, indicating that the prey had been hooked!
After less than half a second of secret joy in his heart, Uncle Simu immediately put away the flaws in his heart, turned around and paced to the window with a sad expression, changed his previous obscene and childish appearance, and then put one hand behind his back, clenched his fist with the other, and then raised his eyes at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the night sky gloomily, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: "Senior brother, since you have to know the reason, then I will no longer hide it!"
Uncle Four-eyed didn't pose for a long time to make this appearance, and even estimated the time to turn around (in fact, he was waiting for the feelings in his heart to accumulate well, so as not to be discovered by the sharp-eyed Qianhe Dao Chief), turned around to look at the Qianhe Dao Chief, he frowned, and said in a deep voice: "Senior brother, although you can avoid the problem of ash at the bottom of the pot, but the problem of time cannot be ignored!"
Hour?
What time is it?
The head of the Thousand Crane Road was confused at first, and he didn't realize what the "problem of the hour" was.
Uncle Four-Eyed didn't let him doubt for too long, so he continued to (pretend) to say in a deep voice: "Although the Fish Charm also has the effect of respiring to make people 'stealth' in front of ghosts, it will take a lot of time for the Fish Charm to play a role - a full hour! It will take an hour for mortals to lose their recognizable breath in front of powerful ghosts!"
Saying that, Uncle Four-Eyed sighed and lowered his eyes before continuing: "And these hours are not something that can pass in the blink of an eye......
"Senior brother calculates, if you go to hand over the coffin and zombies, I'm afraid it will ......"
Speaking of this, Uncle Four-Eyed glanced at the Thousand Crane Daoist in front of him casually.
At this time, the Taoist of Chizuru had already realized what his senior brother meant by "hour", and when he saw his senior brother looking at him, he naturally realized that what Uncle Simu was talking about was his style of being clean and neat and never procrastinating.
Uncle Four-eyed is saying that the Thousand Crane Dao Leader can't delay time, and he really said in front of the Thousand Crane Dao Leader that he will definitely be bad!
Thinking of this, Chizuru couldn't help but wrinkle his nose, revealing the figure-eight lines on his cheeks -- and for the first time, someone said that it was still a bad thing for him to handle things neatly! I have to say that I was really embarrassed in my heart.
Uncle Simu didn't give Daoist Chizuru a chance to think about it again this time, so he continued: "But Senior Brother, I'm different! Senior Brother, I can do it!"
Not...... I don't know why, why does it feel like Uncle Four-Eyed is actually proud of his procrastination and laziness now?
But Daoist Qianhe was a little overwhelmed by this wave of beatings, and he actually nodded, looking at Uncle Four-eyed with approval!
Then I heard Uncle Four-Eyed say in a dignified manner: "Although I do this, if the other party ghost will regret it, Senior Brother, I won't have time to run away, but-"
At this time, the four-eyed Taoist leader widened his small eyes, raised his head slightly to look at the night sky shrouded by black ghosts, and said loudly and confidently: "My four-eyed person is from Maoshan after all!"
The Thousand Crane Daoist was suddenly stunned by the light of humanity that flashed at that moment of Uncle Four-eyed, and couldn't help but look at Uncle Four-Eyed with emotion!
Although there is still something wrong......
But it doesn't hurt!
Daoist Qianhe even rushed forward and grabbed Uncle Simu's shoulders in two steps, and said excitedly: "Senior brother! In the past, it was the junior brother who misunderstood you! The junior brother was wrong! But senior brother, senior brother, I have also thought clearly!"
"Since this task is so dangerous, then Senior Brother can't let you undertake it! Senior Brother, you are being implicated by me!"
Uncle Four-eyed was suddenly grabbed by the shoulders of the Thousand Crane Dao Chief, and he was still a little flustered at that moment, almost thinking that it was the Thousand Crane Senior Brother who discovered his flaws, who knew that the Thousand Crane Senior Brother suddenly said this, I don't know why, the Thousand Crane Taoist suddenly felt that something was wrong?
Then I heard the Thousand Crane Daoist say in a loud voice: "Senior brother, I caused this trouble!
Nani?!
How did things go this way?!
Isn't this the script I had in mind! Isn't it supposed that after the chief of the Great Dao said these righteous and awe-inspiring words, the junior brother on the other side wept bitterly, changed his past wrongs, and felt painful heartache, and then bowed down to the ground to look at him, saying that his impression had changed greatly? Although the front and the process corresponded, the result was not right!
Uncle Simu was immediately stunned by the words of the Thousand Crane Dao Chief, could it be that the medicine was too strong and the effect of the medicine was too much? But I didn't say this to boost the morale of the army!
Senior Uncle Simu immediately became anxious, and hurriedly grabbed the hand of the Thousand Crane Daoist who was holding his shoulder, and said anxiously: "Senior brother, senior brother, senior brother, senior brother doesn't mean this......
"No need to say it anymore, Senior Brother!" Who knew that the Thousand Crane Daoist was actually excited by the four-eyed senior uncle, and instead held the four-eyed senior uncle's hand, interrupting the four-eyed senior uncle's words and said, "Senior brother, you didn't have to be implicated in this matter, it's my fault and it's my ......."
This is not right! Why does it become more and more crooked?!
Uncle Four-eyed suddenly became even more anxious, regardless of Sanqi Twenty-One, he closed his eyes and shouted: "Enough is Xiao Wu!"
(Qianhe Daoist is the fifth among the second-generation disciples of Maoshan, and when everyone was still in Maoshan in the past, Uncle Simu and other top-ranked people called him so, such as Xiaoliu of Liuyu Dao or something, it's the same.) )
The Thousand Crane Daoist was talking excitedly, and was suddenly interrupted by the loud shout of the four-eyed uncle, and he choked on his breath, and his excited movements stopped.
At this time, the four-eyed senior uncle opened his eyes and glared at Qianhe Daoist: "Little five, don't fight anymore! Senior brother said that senior brother is coming, then senior brother must come!"
"Do you remember the rules of the mountain gate?!"
Uncle Four-eyed seems to be really forced to be ruthless, a crazy Taoist who has long been idle clouds and wild cranes, and he was actually forced out of the four words "mountain gate rules", I have to say, he is worthy of being the Taoist of a thousand cranes!
The Thousand Crane Daoist was suspended in this breath, and after three breaths passed after the four-eyed uncle sacrificed the "rules" banner, he swallowed it.
"This ...... Since the senior brother insisted, the junior brother had no choice but to ......" Qianhe Daoist immediately looked at the four-eyed senior uncle with a moved expression, lowered his stubborn head, and said ashamedly, "Qianzuru is sorry for the senior brother!"
"No, junior brother!" Uncle Simu didn't forget his motto of "acting to be complete", and also looked at the head of the Thousand Crane Daoist with tears in his eyes, "You have to take everyone with you, and you are safe!"
Well, don't forget to add insurance!
These four-eyed uncles are worried that their brains will be hot when the time comes, and they feel sorry for their senior brother, where will they hide and follow them to hand over at a critical moment!
That's why I said "take everyone safely", so that the head of Chizuru Dao had some scruples, so as not to ruin his plan!
Slide!
Uncle Simu stood in place and watched Qianhe Dao walk towards Brother Brother step by step, his heart was beating very fast, but he had to pretend to be serious on his face.
Seeing that the Thousand Crane Daoist finally disappeared from his sight, the four-eyed senior uncle suddenly half-spread down as if his backbone had been pulled away, took a long breath, lifted his wide sleeves to wipe the sweat that came out of his head at some point, and waved it vigorously, and suddenly felt that he said this to this senior brother of Qianzuru, and he really wanted to simply reduce his life span by ten years!
No, it's still ten days...... Ten Hours...... Ten quarters of an hour...... Forget it, don't reduce it, it's almost old bones......
It's tiring!
"Uncle Shi, have you talked about it?"
At this time, a voice suddenly came from behind Uncle Four-eyed, which scared Uncle Four-Eyed and slapped it back with a palm!
Luo Zi immediately raised his hand to block it!
Whew~~ Fortunately, he was on guard before, otherwise he would have been hit! Thank you Jiale! (Hmm...... You don't need to explain what you know, Luo Zi gave Jiale that punch before)
"Oh, it's you, Azi!"
Uncle Four-Eyed suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and withdrew the hand that was punched out, he just thought that the guy was eavesdropping, and he was startled, thinking that he had been exposed.
Luo Ziliu patted his chest with fear and complained: "Uncle Shi, next time you see it clearly, will you fight again?"
"Okay! Okay! It's Uncle Shi who is wrong this time!" Uncle Simu also felt that he was too sensitive, and sneered.
Luo Zi was just talking, but immediately returned to the original topic, and said happily with glowing eyes: "Uncle Shi, it's done?"
Uncle Four-eyed suddenly raised his little head proudly: "That's it! I don't see who your uncle is!"
As soon as he finished being proud, he suddenly lowered his jaw slightly, straightened his face and made a stern expression of the division commander, looked at Luo Zi and said in a deep voice: "Why are you asking so much? Is it possible that you think that Uncle Shi can't even do this little thing?
This set may be very effective if it is placed on a baby like Senior Brother Jiale, but unfortunately, Luo Zi has seen the cynicism, cunning and cunning of Uncle Four-eyed...... and other characters with bad impressions, who also think that they have seen big scenes, and they are not interested in the behavior of Uncle Simu's "Liwei" at all.
Luo Zi pursed his lips and expressed his disapproval, and then immediately ignored the four-eyed uncle's "Liwei" with interest, and asked: "Oh, how could it be! Uncle Shi, you are the most powerful, ah!--Say, Uncle Shi, how did you convince Uncle Qianzuru? How could Uncle Qianhe agree to the task handed over to you so easily? Is it that Uncle Shishu used any auxiliary means? For example, MI medicine, coma medicine or something......
Why don't you just say that Uncle Shi and I have no ability?
The eyes under those glasses, you said these small eyes are not very ...... What's that...... Now it's more abstract!
Luo Zi was curious on his face, but a hint of interest flashed in his eyes, in fact, he heard it behind him just now, although the four-eyed uncle was standing a little far away, but Luo Zi was Luo Zi after all, how could his cultivation be blocked by the distance of seven or eight meters?
However, this is not a reason for him not to seize the opportunity to tease Uncle Four-eyed, especially when Uncle Four-Eyed was so nervous that his glasses were about to fall off the tip of his nose!
Uncle Simu had just made the Thousand Crane Daoist Commander speechless more than once, but now when he turned his head, he was choked up by Luo Zi, the disrespectful apprentice, and reacted so angrily that he couldn't say anything, pointing at Luo Zi and saying, "You, you, you kid! What is an auxiliary means?"
Uncle Four-Eyed was panting with anger, his eyes swept around, and he began to look for something to take advantage of, and said: "Auxiliary means! Return the medicine! I! I! I have to revive the ...... of the master today."
As soon as Luo Zi saw that something was wrong, he immediately turned around and jumped out of the window and ran away-
But it's done, isn't it?
The moment he jumped out of the window, Luo Zi curled his lips and smiled......