Chapter Eighty-Five: Literary Talent
Wen Cai shouted loudly: "Uncles and brothers, eat!" ”
After calling, he turned around and walked towards the spiritual platform, but halfway through he seemed to remember something, he turned around with a smile, and muttered to himself: "It's a guest who passes through the door, you eat first!" ”
Then I saw him walk to a place blocked by a white gauze directly opposite the spiritual platform, and the free hand that did not hold Huang Xiang pulled the thin white gauze apart with a "swish", and it turned out that behind the white gauze curtain stood upright eight corpses standing in a row wearing the official robes of the white cranes of the Qing Dynasty!
It's clearly the walking corpse of the corpse chaser! There's a yellow charm on his forehead!
Then I saw Wen Cai muttering while taking out more than half of the handful of yellow incense: "Friends, you're welcome......
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Wen Cai caught a glimpse of the golden lotus lantern next to the incense burner, the golden lotus lantern that pressed the Bafang Zhen'an Fu, but the wick was about to be in the lamp oil, Wen Cai subconsciously followed the wick that was clearly extinguished, and raised his head to look at the walking corpses standing in a row in front of him, but saw that those walking corpses with yellow talismans on their foreheads were actually swaying with the flames on the wick, and it looked like they were about to fall? !
Wen Cai was immediately startled, thinking in his heart, "You must not extinguish it, if it is extinguished, it will be troublesome", and hurriedly frowned and picked up the wick clip to make the wick longer.
(The walking corpses who are driven by the corpse road are generally just flat-headed ordinary people, but according to the ancients' idea of "cheap life and thick burial", during the Qing Dynasty, no matter how humble they were in life, as long as they were civilians, they could be approved to wear the glory of official robes after death, and the folk also jokingly called these walking corpses wearing white crane official robes "masters".) Although this is an afterthought in the eyes of modern people, it is completely meaningless, and it is useless to take him seriously before he is alive and good for others after death? But the ancients didn't think so, to put it simply, it was regarded as accumulating yin virtue. )
After breathing a sigh of relief, Wen Cai complained and said, "It's okay, otherwise these guys will be messed up, and it won't be easy to catch them!" ”
Wen Cai swallowed his saliva and moistened his throat, turned around and walked towards the coffin on the side.
Most of the coffins were the dead townspeople in the town during this time, generally widows, widows, orphans, and the only four after their deaths, because there were no relatives to collect the bodies after they died, so the town public security office had to place them in Yizhuang, so that they could be buried at a good time in the future at the expense of the town and township elders.
This is also one of the main items of Yizhuang kilometer, and it is also the meaning of Yizhuang's original existence.
The coffin is a plum blossom coffin, and the upper and lower left and right are almost the same large crescent-shaped coffin plates put together, which is very similar to the plum blossom and gets its name, and the plum blossom also means "no words".
The plum blossom coffin generally cannot be nailed to death by coffin nails, because its joints are the weakest part of the entire coffin (from the movie, after the coffin of the old lady Ren was pulled up, the young men did not use a coffin driver to guess), so it cannot be nailed with a coffin.
Wen Cai held a large handful of yellow incense in his hand, walked over and lowered his waist to divide the yellow incense into three pieces one by one, and inserted them in the gaps on the side of those coffins, while not forgetting to say hello: "It's time to eat...... It's time to eat...... It's time to eat......"
If you don't insert a copy of the three yellow incense, the writer has to recite it once, because most of these dead people are people who have no concerns in this world, and in addition to the incense and candles that will be given to them every night when they leave Yizhuang, they need to be hungry almost the rest of the time - and those incense candles are still "ownerless food" that can be eaten by other lonely souls and wild ghosts, so every time before entering the incense, you have to say hello.
(Ghosts don't eat, they generally live by absorbing the essence of food, among which incense and candles, which are equivalent to ghosts' "rice" or "flour and noodles", are staple food.) )
Inserting yellow incense on the incense burner in front of the two coffins, Wen Cai turned around and was about to insert yellow incense on the incense burner in front of the coffin on the other side, but when he saw the broken incense burner, Wen Cai was stunned, but he thought that no one dared to take the initiative to break the guy who "people" and "eat", so he didn't take it to heart, just regarded it as an accident, and inserted the three yellow incense sticks into the side gap of the plum blossom coffin, and turned away.
There were also several yellow incense and red roots on the side cracks of the coffin, and Wen Cai was even more unimpressed, just thinking that it was an incense burner that had been broken before, but he didn't realize it.
Relax and walk back.
In less than a second when he turned around, the yellow incense inserted in the gap on the side of the coffin actually shrank into the coffin with a "bang"!
Although he is not good at learning arts, Wencai is also a disciple who has practiced martial arts since he was a child under the Ninth Uncle, and he suddenly vaguely noticed the abnormal movement behind him!
Wen Cai was squatting on the ground, and when he heard the voice, he frowned and recognized it for a while, then he turned his head stupidly, looked left and right, there was no one!
Could it be that I didn't sleep too late and had a delusion? Wen Cai subconsciously raised his eyebrows and looked up, hey! The three yellow incense sticks that I inserted myself before are actually gone?!
At this time, Wen Cai didn't realize that there was danger, but he thought that maybe the gap was loose, so that Huang Xiang fell, as for why there was no one on the ground, maybe it fell into the coffin?
Wencai, who has always had a tendon in his brain, didn't want to think about it, if the gap was loose, then how did he insert the yellow incense at that time? Stupid!
I saw Wen Cai half-squatting and walked over, and inserted three yellow incense sticks on top of it.
This time it's good, this Huang Xiang didn't wait for Wen Cai to turn around, so he simply shot out with a "whoosh"!
It is worth mentioning that this yellow incense is actually shooting outward!
Wen Cai was startled, he turned his head a little dazed to look at Huang Xiang who flew out, and quickly turned his head to look at the coffin, he didn't know who was fearless, he actually stood up, wanting to sneak a peek at what was wrong in the coffin!
I have to say that Uncle Nine really has a set of apprentices, although this literary talent is reckless and dull, and he doesn't know anything, but he is not bold in his ability, although he can't inherit the mantle of Uncle Jiu, but there is no problem at all in inheriting Yizhuang - only such a simple, small but bold person can be a lifelong keeper in Yizhuang, which has received so many dead people and ghosts!
Because he doesn't know anything else!
Wen Cai was about to carefully lift the coffin lid to take a look, but who knew that the coffin lid suddenly opened by itself, and a dead man's skull jumped out and bit the upper and lower teeth and jaws, biting Wen Cai squarely!
Hey, that skull is still missing a front tooth!