Accusation of the absurdity of the world
The three thousand orc officers and soldiers on the city wall received the order and gathered one after another; Draw the bow and arrows, push the trebuchet, bed crossbow and steel artillery, ready to meet the army commanded by Meow. Mobile phone access m. At this time, the army led by Meow stopped advancing.
"All of you on the walls! - Please wait! - On behalf of the bear people below, I have something to say! - "Pande rode on the back of the carved tooth ball, raised the bamboo pole in his hand with his left arm, and rushed out of the queue; He ran in front of the enemy's eyes, holding a spell megaphone in his left hand and calling out loudly.
"What!?" "Panda Man!" "It's really a panda man!" "Panda Man Pande. When our army is confronting the army at the top of the Netherworld. I've met him. At that time, he also defeated the arrogant wingman Moore. ββ¦ Seeing this, the recruits and veterans on the city wall all talked and whispered.
"What bullshit pandaman!? - Not a rebel who is full of evil? Hurry up and release the arrows! - Bomb him with a bang! Seeing this, the henchman commander of Mousse (Lan) was so nervous that he was sweating profusely, and his right arm held up the command knife; Gritting his teeth, he yelled out that he didn't believe in himself, and ordered his subordinates again.
"Aren't the pandaren peace-loving? When did it become, a rebel who was full of evil? "We're taking His Majesty's money right now. The enemies of His Majesty Lan are, of course, the rebels who are full of evil. "Do you think this battle was won?" Shake your head..."Then just surrender." His Majesty Lan was originally a usurper. "Don't talk nonsense!" β¦
When the orc officers and soldiers on the city wall heard this, none of them raised their crossbows and fired arrows; You look at me, I look at you continue to discuss in private, and the army is impetuous. A group of black-clad orc artillerymen, also composed of Mousse (Arashi) henchmen, pushed several steel cannons on the city walls; Quickly turning the muzzle of the gun, he began to aim at Pande.
"Brothers! - Lan colluded with Wren at the top of the Nether Realm and killed His Majesty the Emperor; He also killed his cousin, the eldest prince and the third prince of Xuan, and usurped the throne. Such an unkind, unjust, insidious and despicable, indecent and shameless, truly full of evil, everyone is punished for it; is facing the righteous sanctions of His Highness Chi and His Highness Meow, leading the army.
Brothers, under the character of the cat-bear people will never kill. The two highnesses are incomparably benevolent and righteous, and will never kill any good person. It is time for everyone to abandon the darkness and turn to the light. All brothers who surrender to sincerity will be given preferential treatment by our army. Pande continued to hold the bamboo pole aloft and grasped the spell megaphone; Before the artillery fired, he shouted out the manuscript that he had memorized well.
"What the panda people said shouldn't be a lie." "The two highnesses are indeed benevolent and righteous." "If you don't reverse this time, when will you wait!?" "It's the other way around!" β¦ As soon as they heard this, many orc officers and soldiers on the walls of Diyin City threw murderous eyes at the henchman commander of Musi (Lan) one after another.
"Hurry up!! - Let this damn panda say half a word more, and I'll kill you!! - "The henchman commander of Mousse (Lan) glanced around, and ran to the side of the artillery team in horror and sweating; Stretched out his hand and pointed directly at the panda man Pande, stubbornly coercing his subordinates.
Rumble!!! - Boom!! - Two loud roars, immediately resounding behind him. The guy's face then showed a smug grin, ready to see Pande being blown to pieces by the cannonball. But half a minute has passed, but the panda people in front of them are still jumping around, but the cannonballs have disappeared.
"How did you shoot the guns!? It's so close, no, it's hitβ" The henchman commander looked back angrily and reprimanded.
As a result, the scene in front of him completely scared him dumbfounded. I saw that several steel cannons fell on the city wall with all their bottom facing the sky. The black-clothed orc artillery (Lan Xinxin) was even worse, some were blown apart, and their flesh and blood were blurred; Some were seriously injured, lying on the ground panting, and they were about to hang.
It turned out that the five old mages drove the carriage and mixed in the middle of the army led by Meow; While Pande's speech attracted the attention of the enemy, he launched two iron rockets into the sky; Use a spell to aim at the orc artillery team on the city wall, and smash it down. The two loud noises were naturally the sound of rocket explosions, not the sound of artillery fire.
Seeing this, the henchman commander of Mousse (Lan) was immediately so frightened that he was sweating like water, and he had an expression of being played bad; He ran away at the staircase of the lower city, looking back as he ran. I saw a rocket with an orange tail flame coming from the sky straight above the orc's head.
"Ahh - Ahh - Ah!! - Ah!!! ~~~~~~~~" Seeing this, the henchman commander's eyes widened to a great extent; Kicking the rocket closer and closer, he let out a miserable wail of unusually despair; Bang! - With a loud bang, the orange fireball rose into the air, and was hit in the back by the rocket, and was instantly blown up to the point that there was no scum left.
"Oh! - Victory! - "Evil is rewarded with evil. Arashi's despicable lackey, got the punishment he deserved! "Open the gates of the city and welcome the two highnesses into the city!" - "Long live Your Highness Chi and Meow!" - "Long live Your Highness Chi and Meow!" ββββ¦
Seeing this, the orc officers and soldiers on the city wall all cheered and shouted long live and opened the city gate. In this way, the army led by Meow effortlessly attacked the city. But then, there is Mousse (Arashi) and his most elite personal guards in the city.
Meow led his army into the city and found that many buildings in the city had suffered varying degrees of damage. The number of inhabitants in the city has also been greatly reduced. It can be seen that due to the rebellion of the residents of the city and the rebellion against tyranny, the bloody riots brought about by the suppression; There are also armies that support O, Hyun, and Moose (Lan) who fight each other in the city, causing great damage to the city.
"Your Royal Highness, you have finally returned. If they don't come back, all the people in the city will be slain by the wicked usurpers. Not only did they kill people, but they also wantonly burned fires in the city; For the sake of fame and fortune, they kill each other as enemies. Now, I can't figure out which guy is sitting on the throne, mother-in-law..."
Next, a hunchbacked orc woman who is familiar with Meow and Chi is on crutches and dressed in very simple clothes; Approaching the army, he was invited to Meow's face.
"Meow. Granny Lan. Don't be in a hurry, everything will be fine. Seeing this, Meow hurriedly comforted the old woman.
"Mother-in-law, I'm not in a hurry, I'm sad! - My eldest son did not commit anything, neither in the march nor in the riot; Just to make a living, I signed up to join the army of Bad. As a result, Og was suddenly beaten into a rebellion, and then killed by Hyun.
My eldest son also died with him. As a result, thousands of corpses were piled up and buried together in a mass grave outside the city; The rebels, who said they deserved it, did not allow their families to go and collect the bodies at all.
Later, my second son, also due to the compulsion of life, signed up for Hyun's army; also became the captain of the guard, which can be described as a glorious ancestor. At that time, the whole family thought that the situation had settled down. Unexpectedly, there was another new emperor of the previous generation, what is the name of the new emperor. Hyun has become a heinous rebel again.
My second son was buried with Hyun again, and his death was even more miserable; The head was cut off and hung on the city wall for public display. No one dared to collect his body at all. Your Highness, please comment. Mother-in-law, my two sons are both well-known honest people in the city; Why do you say that everyone has changed, and they have become rebels, and they have not to die well!? β
As the old woman spoke, tears continued to flow down, and she wiped her eyes with a handkerchief in great grief; indicts this black and white reversal, right and wrong, and the absurd world.
"Meow. Granny Lan. Don't be sad anymore. With me, I will never let this happen again. No one will ever be branded as a rebel again. Ensure that the barbarian territory will be stable for a long time. People live and work in peace and contentment. Meow leaned down and took Granny Lan's wrinkled hands from years of hard work; His eyes were full of sincere feelings, comforting the sad old man.
"Really? Your Highness, what you said is true? That's really the case. Please give the order right away, don't fight. Mother-in-law, my third and last son; Now it is in service in the army of the new emperor. You have to find a way to save him. When Granny Lan heard this, she excitedly held Meow's palm and pleaded with tears.
"Meow. This..."Meow thought of Granny Lan's third son, who might be a confidant of Mousse (Lan); Now, lurking in a corner of the city, ready to resist; Immediately speechless, I didn't know what to say next.
"Your Highness. Mother-in-law, my third son is also a well-known honest man, and he only joined the army half a month ago. Granny Lan immediately saw worry in Meow's eyes and hurriedly added.
"Mom, don't embarrass Your Highness Meow. His Royal Highness Meow and His Royal Highness Chi are both benevolent and righteous. You see, I have surrendered to the army of the two highnesses; was given a new military uniform, and he also received five large meat pies; has become a soldier who truly defends the motherland, and there will be no shortage of food or clothing in the future. β
The third son of the orc youth who had been silently watching in the military team on the side for a long time, was embarrassed to stand up; Finally, at the instigation of Chi, he ran out of the queue and told Granny Lan loudly.
"Great! - His Royal Highness Meow and His Highness Chi are both good people! Great people! - The barbarian territory is saved! Granny Lan, the orc, burst into tears and hugged her son; Tears of joy express the gratitude in my heart.
"Now there is only one left, and the last villain Lan has not been eliminated, killing His Majesty the Emperor. Mom, I'll help His Royal Highness Meow and His Highness Chi to eliminate that big villain. The third son of the old woman immediately let go of his mother and said with a resolute gaze.
"Meow. Your name is Kyle, right? Meow had already learned the name of her mother-in-law's third son from the howl she whispered in her ear and asked.
"Yes!" Kyle stood up and replied with a military salute.
"Meow. I command you to take care of your mother; It is forbidden to participate in the next battle in the city. Meow told Kyle bluntly.
"Why?" Kyle asks incomprehensibly.
"Meow. The same goes for everyone else. The army led by Princess Ben does not allow all the brothers in a family, or the only brother who is the only one left, to fight on the front line. So, you have to stay here for me. This time the order! Meow admonished Kyle without question.
"Yes!" Kyle listened with a serious expression.
"Good man! What a nice guy! There is such a good one of His Highnesses. Kyle, in the future, you must be loyal to the country..."Granny Lan fought on the sidelines, sighing with emotion, and admonished her son.
"Your Highness! - Be sure to keep your eyes ahead. An hour ago, the new emperor's men had planted a lot of explosive things in the city. In the past, these wicked people used those things to blow up and destroy in the city-" When Meow led everyone away, they just walked away. Granny Lan suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly shouted behind her, shouting loudly to remind her.
Boom! - Bang! - Immediately afterward, there were two violent explosions, resounding in front of me. I saw that several figures of the orc vanguard were blown up and flew up on the palace square in front of them.
"Quick! - Someone is hurt! Medic! - "Immediately after, a loud shout came from the forefront of the battlefield. A team of orc medics carried stretchers and hurried over.
"Meow. I command you to take care of your mother; It is forbidden to participate in the next battle in the city. Meow told Kyle bluntly.
"Why?" Kyle asks incomprehensibly.
"Meow. The same goes for everyone else. The army led by Princess Ben does not allow all the brothers in a family, or the only brother who is the only one left, to fight on the front line. So, you have to stay here for me. This time the order! Meow admonished Kyle without question.
"Yes!" Kyle listened with a serious expression.
"Good man! What a nice guy! There is such a good one of His Highnesses. Kyle, in the future, you must be loyal to the country..."Granny Lan fought on the sidelines, sighing with emotion, and admonished her son.
"Your Highness! - Be sure to keep your eyes ahead. An hour ago, the new emperor's men had planted a lot of explosive things in the city. In the past, these wicked people used those things to blow up and destroy in the city-" When Meow led everyone away, they just walked away. Granny Lan suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly shouted behind her, shouting loudly to remind her.
Boom! - Bang! - Immediately afterward, there were two violent explosions, resounding in front of me. I saw that several figures of the orc vanguard were blown up and flew up on the palace square in front of them.
"Quick! - Someone is hurt! Medic! - "Immediately after, a loud shout came from the forefront of the battlefield. A team of orc medics carried stretchers and hurried over.
"Quick! - Someone is hurt! Medic! - "Immediately after, a loud shout came from the forefront of the battlefield. A team of orc medics carried stretchers and hurried over.
"Quick! - Someone is hurt! Medic! - "Immediately after, a loud shout came from the forefront of the battlefield. A team of orc medics carried stretchers and hurried over.