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You decide to try to find someone from among the newcomers who can influence William, although it may take a lot of thought. In the current situation, you send Fialdine and Paul together to try to drive William, who is speaking ill of the guild behind his back, out of the square, politely.

While you are having a simple meal at the job fair, the roster of new adventurers who have been registered one after another has been preliminarily sorted out, and you can hold it in your hand and read it while eating. As there will continue to be followers, this roster is not to be watched for the time being.

Well?

Sandwiched between the rosters is the information of a halfling.

"Kaleb" is a halfling male, a Level 2 Wanderer and a Level 2 Bard. Notes: This kid lost the flail.

Halflings are born wanderers by profession, and getting the attention of onlookers in taverns should be a minstrel skill. He also joined the Adventurer's Guild?

"Hey, what?"

Paul came back early and stood not far away and shouted at you. You follow Paul's gaze and realize that it is not you who is yelling, and that you are tiptoeing to get close to the child at Fiertin's table...... No, the halfling who lost the gamble in the Dragon Pavilion.

You ask the halfling if he's here to steal back the magic shackles.

"No, no, you guys are typical of racism. Halflings must be thieves is a shameful cultural cancer, and we pride ourselves on not attracting the attention of other races, not because we intend to steal. I'm just curious about what the president is looking at, and I'm just going to sit next to it. ”

It seems that this halfling does not have the courage to steal on such an occasion full of guards, after all, even William is honest.

You ask him why he wants to join the Adventurer's Guild.

"I, Caleb, have a great dream! In my dream, everyone is either on a new adventure or on the way back, and I'm wandering. The halfling smiled at you, his expression full of sunshine, "It's the first time I've lost a bet with a human." To be honest, I think it's a lot of fun to grow up!"

He uses funny words to describe you.

"I was negligent in my way of acquiescing in your slate deduction of the dice cup before I did, so that I didn't hear what number you were shaking; gambling is a battle of luck, has no one heard of us halflings having natural good luck? I was going to win the magic flail back, because I would occasionally lose all morning, but eventually I would turn the tables by this method - five dice are too many, and if one dice, I can shake whatever I want, and it has nothing to do with luck. ”

Caleb smirked and shook his wrist.

He touted you to the pinnacle of a great man who was super lucky, had no desires, and knew how to put it down, and he definitely deserved to go down in history.

The toritori skewer ?—— didn't wait for you to respond, Caleb directly placed a few skewers in your bowl. In order to make sure that he was not poisoned, he ate a bunch of them for you to see.

You ask him, "What do you want to do?"

"You're so funny, I still have to travel everywhere, not going anywhere!" Caleb took the abrupt conclusion for granted.

William was tactfully invited away by Fieltin. From afar, it is hard to imagine how she did it, after all, even Paul failed to drive him away. This matter can only be explained by the witch's secret potion.

One after another,

Others also returned to the recruitment positions, some to watch the theater to soak up the festivities, and some to eat lunch.

"I'm also called a senior!" Rachel scratched her head contentedly and walked back, "It looks like it's a big step away from an S-class adventurer, great!"

Caleb asked, "Is it your dream to become an S-class adventurer?"

"Of course!" the cheerful Rachel didn't mind who this self-cooked little boy was, "Becoming an S-class adventurer is a great dream of our "Golden Crown", isn't it?"

"You still have to have dreams, otherwise if you drink too much one day, what do you talk to others?"

Uh, Rachel froze in place.

Others laughed, infected by the halfling's humor. Obviously, Caleb was just trying to make a joke and didn't mean it, but Rachel's face wasn't very good-looking.

Rachel was very unconvinced and said, "Don't underestimate people, we are very powerful! Do you want to say that we can't do it?"

"No, no. Kaleb waved his hand repeatedly, "No one makes you give up on your dreams, you will give up if you try it yourself." There was a lot of laughter again, except for Rachel.

Eh?—— Rachel wilted, and honestly sat back in her seat, saying that she didn't want to move because she was too hungry.

Immediately afterwards, Fierdin also returned. She pounded her shoulder with her little fist and muttered, "Ahhh......h I slept late last night, and I got up early this morning, and I have to carry the flail, so hard......"

There is no malice at all in this meaningless little complaint, and those who know her know that she loves her job as a guild receptionist, and no one cares if they hear it.

Suddenly, Kaleb showed a funny expression, stuck out his tongue and said: "Young people don't be afraid to work overtime, you can be fired if you can't do it until you are thirty years old." ”

Hahaha—— witty Caleb gradually attracted many guards and people to watch, and the ironic humor caused everyone to laugh. Except for Fieltin, the poor little elf girl stares at you with a terrified expression, waiting for you to officially deny it.

Rather aggrieved, Fielting buried her face in the crook of her arm and lay on the table, next to Rachel.

Several new male adventurers secretly harbored a longing for Fieltin, and when they saw this, they couldn't help but step forward to try to comfort the lovely receptionist.

"Brothers, don't worry, when you join the Adventurer's Guild, you won't be a single dog!" Caleb paused and said with a smile, "It's a war mastiff!"

Now the people around him laughed even harder, leaning forward and leaning back. Except for the few men who tried to comfort Fiertin just now, their faces became embarrassed.

Max Usley, Michael, and Billy are back and have just had some snacks. Because it was back to their own territory, they completely relaxed and chatted casually on their own.

Billy: "Oops, it looks like I've eaten too much." Team...... Rachel said that if you want to be a wanderer, you need to stay in shape, otherwise it will be difficult to become a true S-class adventurer. ”

Michael: "yes, the money is gone in the blink of an eye. ”

It's just a harmless daily joke, and they usually chat like this.

Unexpectedly, Caleb, who was very hearing, interjected: "It is usually your body, not your ambition, that swells. With that, the crowd burst into laughter again, except for Billy, who blushed and stared at his slightly bulging belly.

Michael couldn't look at it and said, "Billy just saw his favorite food." ”

"Yes. Caleb stuck out his tongue and shrugged, "It's hard to keep the things you like, such as money." ”

In the burst of laughter, Michael secretly covered his shriveled purse with an embarrassed face.

Messeusley stepped forward and glared at Caleb with his naturally vicious face, "Who are you? Why are you sitting here?" ”

"There is such a thing as height, everyone is more than one meter, what is there to care about. ”

Max Usley frowned deeply, not liking to hear such words. He is more than 1.8 meters, and this height has caused him a lot of trouble and is often misunderstood. Maxusley's face became more and more unsightly as he glared at Caleb as he laughed around him.

"It looks so fierce, I'm so scared. Caleb laughed, "Don't worry, it's not you who is the fiercest in the guild, so who else can it be?"

This corner of the square is filled with a relaxed and cheerful air, and people are silent in the humor of the halfling. On the table next to you, there are several guys lying neatly on their stomachs with rain clouds overhead, their faces buried deep in their arms, all sunk by Kaleb.

finally

Hathaway and Natalie are back.

Natalie muttered to Hathaway, "After the first impromptu team-up with the Golden Crown, I found that the thinking circuits and fighting styles of true adventurers are far from what I imagined. Can I really do it?"

"It doesn't matter, they're special (two) beings. You're going to stick with it. Hathaway touched Natalie's head with such relief that she bit the word "two" very lightly.

crowd gathering,

Hathaway thought that it was another climax of recruitment, but unexpectedly, a cold sentence appeared in the crowd: "Yes! As long as you persevere, every difficulty can be overcome." ”

Hahaha –

The entire crowd of onlookers was completely boiling and laughing, their hearts already firmly grasped by Caleb in a witty remark one after another.

In the middle of this crowd of people who didn't plan to register at all but just came to see the excitement, there was a halfling who completely controlled the atmosphere.

Hathaway stroked her glasses, let the depressed Natalie sit down and rest first, walked up to Caleb, and said coldly: "Oh, I thought you would steal back the flail, but you came to smash the field?"

"Just kidding, livening up the atmosphere, why should Miss Secretary be so angry? Everyone likes humor, doesn't they?"

"Humor doesn't bring people closer, it only gets farther and farther away. Hathaway looked back at the row of people lying on the table, and her mood became very bad.

Caleb laughed, "This is a serious racism, does a halfling have to be a thief? I'm an upright halfling! Do you know what makes me so upright?"

"Poverty?"

Uh?—— Caleb froze.

Tapping the magic flail behind him with his thumb, Hathaway said indifferently: "Let the past pass like this, if you lose, you lose." Although you have lost a treasure, don't regret it, after all, there will be more to lose later. ”

Hahahaha, the crowd was provoked by Hathaway to burst into tears, and the joyful atmosphere rose to a new level. Except for Caleb's calm face, he couldn't smile.

Caleb grinned again and took a stance, and Hathaway shook her neck and made a clicking sound. The battle is on the verge of breaking out,

Caleb: "I've won hundreds of bets, and your president has only won one, who is the winner?"

Hathaway: "There are many paths to victory, but you are blind only when you crash into the cliff of my family president?"

With a sigh, Caleb recalled the previous gambling loss, and the corners of his mouth sank suddenly.

Caleb: "I don't care about the flail at all, after all, ......"

"Yes, you don't have to grieve at what is happening in front of you. Hathaway lifted her glasses, "Maybe tomorrow will be even more desperate." ”

Haha—The halfling-double-height crowd rolled like a tsunami wave as they laughed, obscuring the midday sun from Caleb. This kind of great pressure once again robbed him of a momentary smile.

Caleb had a calm expression on his face as if it was yesterday, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "It's really nice to smile, I'm just here to make everyone laugh, and now I should ...... too."

"Some people look good when they laugh, but you're different. Hathaway had no intention of letting the other man escape, "You look funny." ”

"Look down on me? That's why you people always look at subhumans with a kind of colored glasses......"

Hathaway nodded: "No one looks down on a halfling at all, no one looks down on you at all, because everyone is quite busy." Although you can't grow taller anymore, you can continue to gain weight. ”

Caleb pointed to his mouth: "Who are fat, you find a mirror to look at yourself, there is still oil in the corner of your mouth." ”

"That's right, I'm a foodie. Hathaway smiled sweetly, "But a good-looking person like me is called a foodie, and a person like you is called a rice bucket." ”

Caleb couldn't help but take a half step back.

Hathaway went on to say to the halfling, "Don't worry about your height. God closes a door for you, will release a dog for you, give you an ugly appearance, and will give you a low IQ, absolutely fair. Don't complain about God, and don't bow to fate easily, because if you look down, you will see your little short legs. How many times God has given you the opportunity to make stupid mistakes, you have seized them all, and encountering me and the president is the best example. Think about it, brother, anyway, in the end, you can't leave this world alive. Then again, the first time I saw a dog walking upright, I laughed to death......"

Hathaway pulled out a mirror, looked at Caleb, and asked, "Are you looking in the mirror for the first time?"

No one laughs anymore,

No one jokes anymore,

As Kaleb fled, the crowd of onlookers dispersed at the speed of light. Hathaway silently crossed out "seven" in her remarks and changed it to "eight". As she sat down next to Fiertin, the latter shook his whole body and smirked at Hathaway with an extremely frightened expression - sister, you...... It's amazing.

Well, Hathaway nodded silently.

No one came in the afternoon.

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In the evening, the job fair ended safely, they were closing the stalls, and you reviewed the roster of new adventurers, a total of thirty-two people, and some of them even ran to sign up in mature squads.

There were six people who came because of Rachel:

Level 5 female mage

Level 4 Female Priest

Level 4 Female Priest

Level 4 Sorceress

Level 3 female archer

Level 3 female barbarian

There wasn't a single man, so she just let her take off the sexy armor.

There are three others who came because of the "Golden Crown":

Level 4 Warrior

Level 4 Wanderer

Level 3 Ranger

It's all male humans.

There were five people who came because of Raumi:

Level 4 Wanderer

Level 4 female druid

Level 4 female warrior

Level 4 Priest

Level 4 Female Ranger

There are three people who came because of Natalie:

Level 7 Priest

Level 7 Paladin

Level 7 Warrior

For Paul came three men:

Level 4 Warrior Monk

Level 3 Warrior

Level 2 Barbarian

For Fieldin came twelve men:

Level 5 female lizardman archer

Level 5 female elf demon archer

Level 5 Dark Elf Wanderer

Level 5 Dog Clan Female Ranger

Level 5 Dwarven Iron Guard

Level 5 Dwarven Warrior

Level 5 Dwarven Barbarian

Level 5 Dwarven Wanderer

Level 5 Dwarven Ranger

Level 5 Gnome Warlock

Level 5 female gnome sorcerer

Level 5 female half-orc barbarian

Number of people from Hathaway...... Zero. People are not sure what the "-8 people" in the remarks means. He once wrote "Kaleb", a halfling level 4 bard.

Tomorrow should be a busy day. All of you go to rest after you disband. Of course, you returned to the guild.

·

Definitely not intended to eavesdrop,

But the bathroom is really on the way to your bedroom, with a nice smelly mist wafting through the crack in the door.

It should be Fiertin's voice: "Sister, you are really ...... today." Awesome, drove the halfling away. ”

"That's tough, isn't it? I'm afraid it's not just Caleb who has been driven away. Hathaway's tone was a little depressed, "But today's harvest has completely exceeded expectations, thanks to the brainless girl." ”

"Brain...... Who?"

Raumi laughed, "Who else could it be?" to remind Hathaway of working on the costume. ”

"It's nice that both sisters know how to do needlework. ”

Uh, is it so unexpected?—— After Raumi finished speaking, the girls laughed in the bathroom.

Linda's voice suddenly floated out: "The results this time are quite good, and a few of the new adventurers are quite good, and they seem to be very experienced." It is surprising that the chairman has only been in office for less than a week to see such an improvement. ”

"Luck is a strong strength. Hathaway said this, and the women seemed to fall into deep thought.

Long

Linda asked how the new hires from the market were going, to which Hathaway replied, "Not so much, because ...... In fact, the guild is basically paralyzed. However, as soon as I heard that there was a "staff bathroom" in the guild, I received several applications. ”

The charm of the bathroom?

Hathaway continued: "Given the publicity this hire, I should be able to find more reliable candidates on Monday. Based on the president's considerations, it should focus on the positions of health care doctors, scholars, bodyguards, and front-row instructors. ”

"It's time for Paul to leave, the more adventurers will be more troublesome, and the president is right to want to hire a bodyguard position. Linda paused and said, "I'd like someone to share the burden." ”

The girls laughed again.

As usual, the bathroom once again brings up the topic of your evaluation.

Hathaway laughed, "Excellent. It's just that I forgot to give the president a chance to appear in the Kaleb incident. ”

"Hehe, yes. "However, today's costumes are too embarrassing, and although the flail seems to have played a good propaganda role, I really hope that the adults will consider the race and gender of others." ”

Linda: "Let's take a look. ”

"I'm ......," said Raumi suddenly, "am I the only one who wants to know who the prostitution staff who accompanied the president last night is?"

This sentence was exchanged for a dead silence for half a minute.

It seems that there is no longer an answer to be given. You can't keep walking and half-stopping in the hallway outside the bathroom door. What are you going to do?

A, leave.

B, take a peek.

C, push open the door, and officially announce that from today, this bathroom will be changed to a mixed bath, and jump in.