Chapter 5: Lewdness, Evil!
Wan Hong, who used to be a small popular star, is now an unpopular actress If there is anything valuable about her, it is probably the only impression she has left in people's minds.
Among Yang Xuemin, Yu Junming and Fan Ge, the young Yu Junming doesn't know Wan Hong, but the other two middle-aged people know her.
But it doesn't matter if you don't know it, who doesn't know a few celebrities, the key is to know that this person is a star.
On TV, the Lewd King hid in the corner of the hotel with the photographer, Fan Cheng, and secretly photographed a woman in the distance.
"Look, that's Wan Hong, she really came to stay!"
The two of them followed Wan Hong obscenely until she entered her room, as if they were really peeping, this unique variety show experience brought Yang Xuemin and the three of them a completely different experience from the variety shows they had watched before.
What they don't know is that there is no sense of voyeurism at all when shooting in reality, Fan Cheng carried a huge camera borrowed from the city and followed behind the fat man Wang Xingxing, the two of them couldn't hide it from their voices to their movements, but it didn't matter, as long as they made the feeling that they were voyeur in the lens, the audience would naturally bring themselves into the voyeuristic scene.
After Wan Hong entered the room, the camera turned, and the little fat man appeared in the camera again.
"So the audience must be curious, why do we want to observe actresses? ”
Speaking of which, as soon as the camera turned, Wan Hong and the little fat man sat face to face and were interviewed, appearing on the TV screen.
Yang Xuemin and the three of them all laughed after seeing this shot.
They couldn't help but laugh, the appearance of the lewd king in a striped suit like a dog and a crimson tie was all too familiar at the moment.
There is a program called "Face to Face" on CCTV Station, which is a very serious interview and dialogue program, the host of this show Wang Zhi is a very famous host in China, and his most iconic dress in the show is a striped suit and a scarlet tie, and the lewd king is obviously imitating him at the moment, and this conversation is obviously deliberately imitating "Face to Face".
However, imitation is indeed imitation, like it is not like to say otherwise, at this moment, their imitation is not only not like it, but even bad, especially the serious face of the lewd king, but from time to time he can't help but drift his gaze to the opposite Wanhong's chest.
But it is this kind of clumsy imitation that makes people feel interesting, the spoof and deconstruction of serious programs, the serious programs themselves and the obscene king, and the expected obscenity of the programs form a strong contrast and impact, challenging the audience's perception.
A good variety show, this sense of contrast is the most worthy of grasping the audience's emotions.
On TV, the Lewd King asked, "As a famous actor, what is your usual life?"
Wan Hong's face showed a look of reminiscence: "My life is actually very simple, if I need to go out for work, I like to carry two books with me......"
"What an elegant hobby, when will you read?"
"Majority...... Is it at night?" Wan Hong said slowly but full of elegant taste: "In the hotel, I took a shower, put on my pajamas, lit a bedside lamp, and was quiet as if I was the only one left in the world, and I was ...... will immerse yourself in the world created by the writers......"
"It's really amazing to think that you have such a rich and elegant spare time......" the Lewd King praised.
At this point in the interview, the picture gradually blurred and darkened, and when the picture lit up again, the appearance of the lewd king appeared in the camera again.
"Everyone has seen it, right? That's the perfect image of the actress in our impression, so what is the real image of the actress?"
"It's half past five in the morning, and I just asked for Ms. Wan Hong's room key from the front desk staff, let's go and have a glimpse of Ms. Wan Hong!"
The three of Yang Xuemin, especially Fan Ge, jumped in their hearts!
Although there were already some speculations in their hearts, they still didn't expect that this show was really going to peek at Wanhong!
In fact, who Wan Hong is, or what she is doing, the vast majority of viewers who watch this show usually don't pay attention to it at all, and everyone doesn't know her very well, but the actress is a magical identity, when Wan Hong is put on this halo and then peeks into her life, it will be so exciting, because people will reflexively put Wan Hong's image with their favorite and other actresses, with this layer of in, the behavior of peeping at Wan Hong will be so exciting!
When the Lewd King turned around and unlocked the lock, a line of subtitles was typed at the bottom of the screen: "The broadcast of this program has been approved by Wan Hong." ”
This line of subtitles is very critical, in the absence of this kind of program concept, if there is no such line of subtitles, then this show is obscene and bad, secretly photographing the privacy of female artists and playing them privately, they may be taken to court for violating privacy, and they are spurned by everyone, and with this line of subtitles, this show has become a simple variety show that female artists also agree to broadcast.
The Lewd King cautiously opened the door to Wanhong's room without making any sound.
The small bedside lamp was on all night, giving the room a dim view, but the bathroom light was very bright.
The Lewd King turned his head to the camera and made a gesture, and said in a low voice: "Now, Wan Hong is inside!"
The obscene king, who said this, did not enter the room immediately, but turned around and went to the bathroom.
Yang Xuemin, who had never seen a similar show at all, had all devoted himself physically and mentally to the show, they were a little curious and anxious, what did this obscene king do when he didn't look at Wan Hong, so he ran to the toilet?
Soon, the Lewd King gave them the answer.
I saw the little fat man pick up a toothbrush in front of the mirror in the bathroom.
"That's what it is...... Wan Hong ...... last night A toothbrush for brushing your teeth!" The Lewd King's voice was more obscene than ever.
Yang Xuemin, who is already middle-aged, and Fan Ge's reaction is still a little slow, young and energetic, and Yu Junming, who has a lot of delusions, already has a vague bad premonition.
"Won't you...... Is he going to ......?"
Soon, the Lewd King responded to Yu Junming's worries and expectations.
After pretending to smell the toothbrush with his nose, he slammed Wanhong's toothbrush into his mouth!
"Ahh!!!!!h
This fat man is just so obscene!
The little fat man's action was far from over, and he then took aim at the towel that had obviously been used hanging on the side.
I saw him pick up the towel and wrap it directly around his head!
What's even more exaggerated came, the lewd king suddenly found that the water in the bathtub in the bathroom next to him was not put, and he actually lay on the edge of the bathtub and drank a sip of the water inside!
This...... This obscenity is simply beyond the comprehension of Yang Xuemin and the others!
Drinking the actress's bath water or something, this is no longer obscene, this is perverted, perverted!
After refreshing the audience's three views in the bathroom, the obscene king is finally about to enter the bedroom.
Compared to the brightness of the bathroom, the lighting in the bedroom is dim and ambiguous.
On the bed in the middle, a woman was lying there.
The Lewd King guided the camera to take pictures of the situation around the bedroom, with messy clothes thrown on the floor, mobile phone chargers, snacks and even beer cans and many other things on the table, the whole room looked very messy, in stark contrast to what Wan Hong said in the previous interview.
The Lewd King looked for a moment and said to the camera, "No books! I don't see any books at all!"
As he said this, he quietly lifted Wanhong's quilt.
Accompanied by the explanation of the lewd king, people saw Wan Hong's state at this time: "She slept directly in a vest and autumn pants! There were no pajamas at all! Vest! Autumn pants! Good soil! Hahahaha! Can you imagine an actress usually sleeping in flowery autumn pants!
It's really bad, Wan Hong is lying on the bed with her limbs spread out very boldly, and what is even more subtle is that her plain face is extremely relaxed at this time, a trace of crystal saliva is flowing out of her mouth, and even the bed next to her mouth is already wet!
Wan Hong, who was sitting there for an interview with an actress's expression a few minutes ago, has completely subverted people's perception of her at this moment!
The Lewd King's expression had turned serious at this time, and he said to the camera: "Everyone has seen it! Wan Hong is not acting as she said, she has a lot of things that are fake and lying, so we have to punish her!"
As he spoke, he took a few things from the photographer, that is, Fan Cheng.
A gun as well as a huge horn.
The Lewd King first pointed the gun at Wan Hong and pulled the trigger.
Streams of water sprayed onto Wan Hong's face, causing a strange emotion to rise in the hearts of the audience.
The previous plot was actually very subtle, you must know that this is the actress's room, in ancient times, it was the woman's boudoir, and now they not only saw the boudoir, but also saw the actress sleeping unabashedly, which was very private, and sprayed the actor's face with a water gun or something...... Most viewers who have had a "life" experience have thought of certain behaviors that cannot be directly expressed in words, but are undoubtedly very obscene and obscene......
Wan Hong, who was in a deep sleep, reacted very slowly, and finally reacted after being sprayed several times, she wiped her face and turned her head away, as if she hadn't woken up yet.
The little fat man who was smiling obscenely raised the horn at this time.
Taking a deep breath, the Lewd King shouted in the loudest voice, "Get up, ah!!!"
"Ahhhhh!!h
As for the front of the TV, watching Wan Hong make a fool of himself, almost all the audience burst into laughter.