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A cute and stupid literary talent.

Cruel and murderous zombies.

plus a small man with a heavy cleanliness habit Immortal Young Emperor......

Huh, something strange seems to have gotten in?

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"The Taoist is really exquisite!",

"He is worthy of being a master who has learned Maoshan art!"

"Yes, such a cruel and terrible zombie, just cut it when you say it!"

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"The residence of the Taoist chief has always been uncertain, and the last time I helped my townspeople suppress evil spirits, it has been three years since I disappeared, I don't know where I am going once this happens?"

The town public security office is a large tavern in Sihe converted into a ready-made, the townspeople are bustling at the door, holding chickens, ducks, fish and rice oil in their hands, with a grateful smile on their faces, they eagerly look at the two people talking in front of them, the children are holding the thighs of the adults in the family, and their small bodies are trying their best to poke their heads out, wanting to see what the uncle in apricot-yellow clothes looks like......

Since the end of the Qing Dynasty, the land of Shenzhou has been in turmoil, it has been five years, the warlords have been divided, the previous dynasty has been restored, all kinds of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods have appeared to stir up the wind and waves, this chaotic situation has not been eradicated, even this small town, has also experienced three so-called "big handsome".

The business could not be continued, and many large and famous taverns in ancient times closed down one after another.

The mayor of the town has a deep friendship with the owner of the "Zhuangyuan Building", and the boss surnamed Li sighed while sending his men to clean up the things in the restaurant, and it is said that he has bought a second-class ticket to the United States, and this ancestral restaurant is left in his hand and is difficult to give up.

The guys in front of the champion building came and went, but there were few bystanders.

In these days, restaurants, silk houses, and rice shops have moved their goods, and they have seen a lot, and good deeds are commonplace.

The mayor squeezed out of the dense trucks, sorted out some messy clothes, and proposed an intention to buy the boss surnamed Li.

As a result, there was this town public security office.

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"The good man has praised me, I am just a registered disciple of Maoshan, and I can't be called a Taoist...... It's only been four years since I left the mountain, and I'm still in the same direction, and I follow the compass in all directions, so I can't tell where I'm going next. And thank you for the kind people. ”

A young man wearing an apricot yellow yin-yang fish robe had a warm smile on his face, and the Dao crown on his head was a little open, but the bookbox behind him was full of props, a large tube of black dog blood, a small bottle of rooster yang crown blood, and a stack of yellow talismans, a town of cinnabar, a small bag of glutinous rice, and ...... Spare boy urine ......

"The Taoist is too modest, the Taoist is very talented, but the Taoist itinerary is fateful, it's a pity, we don't take care of it this time, the Taoist is in a hurry, I also look forward to seeing you next time, I can thank the Taoist for saving the lives of my townspeople!"

"Good man, it is really a coincidence to be able to meet Guizhen again this time and kill the zombies, and the good man also knows a word: fate is a coincidence. If we are destined and the compass brings me again, it means that I have a very deep fate with your town, and maybe good people will 'see and hate me' in the future."

The young Taoist priest spoke both casually and humorously, and the mayor laughed twice, and said happily: "The Taoist chief is too worried! If we are fated, when we meet again, I will sweep the couch to greet us!"

The Taoist grinned with big white teeth, and the white teeth were parallel to each other.

Leave abruptly, chic and don't look back.

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Hey, patronizing and dressing handsomely, I forgot to take the rice grain from the townspeople!

Alas, starvation again......

The chief walked on the wooded mountain road, looking at the road under his feet with his head downcast, and sighed and complained about his carelessness, and suddenly, he was startled by the cry of a baby not far ahead.

"Wow, wow, wow—" The baby's cry, the strength was no longer sufficient, and the Taoist subconsciously took two steps forward anxiously, but stopped suddenly.

The master said: Ghosts like to live, but they can't enter the forest. In this deep mountain and old forest, how could there suddenly be a baby's cry?

Couldn't it be a ghost?!

Thinking of this, the young Taoist leader was startled, hurriedly put down the bookcase, quickly opened it, pulled out a peachwood short sword from it, just got up and was about to go, stopped again, thought about it carefully, came back again, and took the small tube of black dog blood from it.

Nodding solemnly at the small tube of black dog blood: Well, it may also be a monster, so it's better to be prepared!

Hurry around that corner......

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"Huh--it's only been nine days since the Taoist chief has been here, what-?"

When the mayor of the town received the news of the townspeople who had come to inform him urgently, he was still having lunch, and when he heard that the young Taoist chief had gone and returned, he was now waiting at the town public security office, and he was busy taking a chicken leg that he had not had time to finish gnawing and rushed to the town public security office in a rickshaw.

The young man glanced at the chicken leg in the mayor's hand without a trace, swallowed his saliva secretly, and hurriedly replied: "Ah! I didn't expect that it had only been nine days, and the compass would bring me back to Guizhen again......

Hey, he shouldn't have taken the child away at the time, he had less rations, and he had another mouth to cry and cry and cry - he had been eating only wild vegetables for almost three days!

"Hahaha! The Taoist chief and my town are really close to fate!" The mayor of the town does not doubt him, in his heart, the young Taoist has always been a master of Taoism, just like a monk who has no quarrel with the world, he laughed three times heroically, waved his hand, and was still a little heroic, but the chicken leg in his hand was ......

"In this case, when the Taoist chief came, he also said that 'there are only three things', since the Taoist chief has come to my town for the third time, it is better to stay in my town, in Xia Bucai, a house, two or three acres of idle land, four or five Taoist children, six or seven bags of stored grain, can still be taken out!" The mayor smiled and stretched out his clean hand to sign the young chief's wrist, led him to the office, and suggested.

The young Taoist chief's eyebrows trembled slightly, and his heart was excited, but his face was not obvious: "Don't bother the good people, I am a cultivator, and if I can't do five roots, it is still not suitable to live in a prosperous place full of people-I see that there is an abandoned Yizhuang outside the town? If so, the mayor of the town will assign the Yizhuang to me." ”

Oh, I'll go, so generous?!

But the young Taoist still said the desolate Yizhuang that was arranged as a battlefield last time to kill zombies - Maoshan Taoist priest!

The Taoist chief felt remorse in his heart, and only regretted why he abandoned Longhu Mountain and went to Maoshan Taoist Temple in the first place? !

Mansion...... Dao Tong ...... Home Storage ...... Field......

Alas!

"This ...... Isn't it too much to snub the Dao Chief, the Dao Chief is a person who has attained the Dao, so he is naturally ......" The town mayor was a little hesitant, he admired the Dao Chief's ability, and he also inherited the Dao Chief's kindness twice, so he wanted to give him better help.

"Naturally, it's better to be a pure place!" said the young Taoist chief with a smile when he cut off the mayor's words.

"This ...... All right. The mayor of the town, who had a swimming ring around his stomach, felt that he admired the young Taoist even more, "The Taoist is really a master who has no desires!"

Not...... Desire...... Not...... Beg......

Not...... Desire...... Not...... Hehe!!!

At this time, a baby's cry came from the house, "Wow."

"Hey, how can this be ......?" the mayor wondered.

The young Taoist elder smiled lovingly at the baby in the swaddling chair of the Taishi not far away, and said, "This is the child I picked up on the road, it was originally an abandoned baby, but I saw that he was quite talented, so I took him with me, and planned to cultivate him as a disciple." ”

Nonsense, a baby can actually sleep in the deep mountains and old forests, can he not have "talent"?!

"Ah, the Taoist chief is really kind-hearted!" said the mayor with emotion.

Hehe......

Hehe......

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As a result, in Renjia Town, there is an additional "Mr. Nine" named Uncle Jiu.

and a baby with an average appearance, called "Wencai".