"Darts" one
Two figures came one after the other to a deserted outskirts. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The figure from before came to a big stone, although the stone was relatively smooth but unfortunately it was an inclined plane, the man moved one end of the big stone with one hand, and the later man pulled out a small stone from behind him, and the small stone flew up just under the end of the big stone lift, and flattened the big stone and turned it into a stone table.
In fact, it's not that he can't pick up small stones with his feet, it's just that he's too used to using his own weapons.
This person secretly admired the person who came before, just now when he saw this person swept out of the city, his fingers through the gap in the city bricks on the wall as fast as flying, over the battlement under the wall, with the "immortal hanging painting" of the kung fu, back to the city wall into a "zigzag" curve slide, the use of light skills is simply wonderful.
He stepped forward and hugged his wrist and said, "Less dart, your kung fu is getting more and more handsome." ”
At this time, Shao Dart took out a bag of relatively rare peanuts from his arms, opened it and spread it on a large stone, and said "Sit".
So two informal people sat on the floor.
Shao Dart took a wine gourd from his waist, took a big sip and handed it to him, and then began to wrap peanuts to eat.
He also took a big sip of wine, and then handed it to Shao Darttou and began to wrap peanuts to eat.
In this way, a large gourd of wine and a large bag of peanuts were quickly resolved.
"Lao Qu, do you have to learn martial arts from outsiders? Don't you look down on any of the people in our Haitian Dart Bureau?" said the young darthead.
In fact, "Lao Qu" is not old, but he does not refute it, and said: "You have a lot of heart, if I want to have that, it means that I am blind." I don't have the face to stay in the dart game anymore, I always feel that I have eaten for decades for such a big person, and I am stunned in the hands of a girl, and then I can only live in the dart game with my face tied in the crotch of my pants. I heard that Xie Liansheng's martial arts skills are not weak, and he may be able to deal with the stick method of the girl surnamed An, so I wanted to ask him for advice. ”
After hearing this, the young dart head stood up and said, "Come on, I haven't made two moves with you for a long time." Then he shook his body, and when he stood firm, he had a large branch three or four feet long in his hand.
"Lao Qu" said: "Yes, then I will accompany the young dart head to take a few moves." ”
With the weapon in hand, as soon as he saw the branch stabbing in his face, he gently hung it out with his left hand and smashed forward with his right hand.
The young dart jumped out of the circle and said, "Why are you taking my move?"
"Lao Qu" was stunned when he heard it, and said in his heart: I don't accept the moves, can't I just let me be beaten?
Shao Dart said: "You now practice your 'Hail Screen Turning Method' from beginning to end, I don't tell you to stop, you don't stop." There was a tone in his tone that he wanted to punish "Lao Qu".
"Lao Qu" frowned after hearing this, and was slightly stunned for a while, and then immediately "stormed" on the spot, and when he practiced to the fifth side, the head of the young dart suddenly stabbed a branch into the "hail screen" of the crutches, and "Lao Qu" suddenly stopped with the breaking of the branch.
At this time, "Lao Qu" suddenly shouted happily: "Young darthead, I understand, I don't have to take care of the other party's tricks at all, as long as I ......"
When I looked up, I found that there was no one on the scene except him, and then I looked at the big stone, the paper and peanut skin wrapped in peanuts were missing, and there were several silver tickets pressed under the wine gourd.
At noon in Jinan, the business of selling food on the street, whether it is a restaurant, a restaurant, a tea shop, or a roadside stall, is very popular.
Because the inn where Lao Jun went to live did not include food, he wandered to the street to find cheap and affordable food to fill his stomach, and suddenly saw a big man with black and red hair who was born with a not short lance in his hand.
Lao Jun remembered that when Yu controlled the water, the Yuwang Shenli who cast the Zhenhai eye is said to have a total of "fingers", "palms", "fists" and "horizontal" Four handles, the weapon in the hands of this man is made of imitation of the shape of King Yu's horizontal lance, its style is that there is a fist at the top of the long pole holding a pen, the whole body is made of pig iron, it is the kind of weapon made by the founding general Chang Mao, but at this moment in the hands of this man can only be used as a crutch, not intentionally blasphemous, but almost three days of rice has not entered, the waist is exhausted, and the tree fruit in the wild does not know whether it is poisonous, and dare not eat it casually.
When Lao Jun went to see it, he suddenly remembered someone in his heart, but he just thought about it and went to look for food again, and his stomach was still tight.
The man entered the city last night, found a doorway and finally fell asleep and was woken up by a loud scream, in the morning I heard people gossip to know that this family is surnamed Deng, and there is a loser named Deng Qi, as for why there is a shouting sound, I don't know it.
Now the black-haired man hopes that the owner of the shop will take a fancy to his strength and hire him as a coolie to exchange for a full meal, and when he comes to a stall selling beef noodles, the smell of food goes straight to his nostrils, and he is stunned for nearly a stick of incense.
At this time, the noodle stall owner had just freed his hand to rest for a while, and when he saw him, he hurriedly came over to greet him, "Guest officer, please take a seat." ”
These four words undoubtedly helped him make up his mind to leave like "drink on the head", but just as he was about to leave, a big hand grabbed his arm, pulled him to the bench of the noodle stall, and said: "Two bowls of beef noodles, big bowls, as long as there is lo-mei on the stall, cut some of them." ”
The noodle stall owner smiled and agreed, and after a while, two large bowls of steaming beef noodles and six dishes of lo-mei were served.
The person who pulled him was not polite, and took the bowl and began to eat it with a sigh.
Dahan stayed for a while, put down the lance, and feasted even more, and didn't know if he ate the somersault of noodles and the taste of beef in the original soup, it is estimated that at this time he only wished that he was a pocket, and it was easier to take the bowl and pour it into the stomach, and he had to chew it with his teeth, and his intestines couldn't wait, but there was someone faster than him, and after eating the last bite of food on the table, he found that the person next to him had already put down the bowl and was looking at him.
He wiped his mouth "politely" and wanted to say something, but people rushed ahead of him and said, "Full?"
He bowed his head and nodded, and there was silence for a moment.
The person said: "Why did you separate from the people of the Golden Hammer Dart Bureau?"
"I ......" "They're looking for the 'Leng Family's Four Fears', and you're looking for Na Di, right?"
Dahan was even more speechless.
"That Kasahara is my father's maid, and you secretly had feelings for her as soon as you entered the dart game, am I not wrong?"
The big man couldn't help it, and said, "I just want to find her and ask for an understanding." ...... the end?"
When he wanted to talk to people face to face, there was only an empty bowl in front of him, under which were a few silver tickets and a string of copper coins to settle the bill, and next to him were a few words written with his fingers dipped in leftover noodle soup: Go early and return early.
Lao Jun went to appreciate the twilight of this day, gorgeous, magnificent, but unfortunately it does not quench hunger, but also have to buy food, so he went around on the street again, when he chose a small restaurant, just a step in the corner of the eye glimpsed a man and a woman from the east of the street, it seems that the demeanor is quite affectionate, very young, should be the newlywed Yan'er couple, the heart can't help but begin to feel melancholy, I see that I have reached the age of not confused but is still alone, afraid of touching the scene and hurt not to see more, "resolutely" Walking into the small restaurant, in fact, as long as he looked at it more, he could recognize that the woman had seen it.
In fact, who on the street can see that this man and woman are meeting for the first time today, and they are on a blind date?
The etiquette of men and women in this year is very strict, if there is a matchmaker to propose to the girl, the girl should almost be ashamed to find a crack in the ground to hide for a few days, but this big girl not only did not see the slightest shyness, but also chatted with the young descendant more closely, I don't know if the elders in the family are busy, or she is really unconventional, you know, even if it is a blind date, the customs of the world should also be seen by the elders from generation to generation.
Just as the two of them were talking and laughing and turning the corner, a masked man in black with the agility of a black panther suddenly swept his fist towards the man's face.
That man's martial arts should not be weak, he should not panic in danger, and just wanted to understate the strength of the other party, the big girl grabbed the fist of the man in black head-on.
Ordinary martial arts are generally to grab the wrist and unload the force, but she really received a punch from the man in black, which is definitely a move that can take a person's life, it can be seen that this girl's martial arts are taking a fierce path.
The man in black wanted to withdraw his fist, but he dragged it a few times and was stunned without moving, and in a hurry, he attacked with both legs and the other hand, but the man next to him knew in his ears that the man in black just wanted to withdraw and escape, and the tricks he attacked were not fatal or powerful.
Sure enough, the man in black felt that the girl's hand was slightly loose, so he pulled out his fist stiffly, and turned his head and left, regardless of how much it hurt.
But the girl didn't let go, and she hurried up to the side of the man in black, and reached out to grab his masked black scarf.
The man in black seemed to be afraid of facing the girl with his true face, so he shook his head away and swept out with a punch, and the punch was not weak, but the man knew with his ears that it was still a false move.
Maybe the masked man wanted to run away immediately, so he panicked a little when he made a move, and let the big girl stumble and fall to Ping'e.
The eldest girl stepped forward and snatched the man's masked scarf.
The masked man is not inferior, and he parries with the kung fu of the earth, but it is better to parry than to dodge.
The man was very puzzled now, and secretly thought: As soon as she came up, she greeted me, but as soon as she answered you, she ran away. It's definitely not that you can't resist it, but you don't want her to know who you are. It seems that you are either doing anything else or because I am with her. But why don't you wait for me to be alone? Are you too impulsive, or too stupid? But at least you're a fair man.
As the man thought, the masked man's martial arts are indeed good, lying on the ground and half-blocking and half-avoiding and the big girl's "mad dog" like attack has lasted for a long time, but after all, the advantage is taken by the big girl, and I don't know how to get it, the masked man was finally about to stand up, but was stepped on by the big girl's feet, and the lower half of the masked man's lower body hurriedly went up together, throwing forward, trying to break free.
But the eldest girl didn't let her, and cut the masked man's lower abdomen with her right palm, and the cat's waist was copied with her left hand, and the masked man's face towel was in her hand, and then she heard an angry shout, "Sha Lota!"
The man listened very well on the side, and knew that the masked man was Sha Lota who was known as the "stupid leopard" in the martial arts.
He fell down again, and looked at the eldest girl's Shaleta with a handsome but stupid face, staring straight at him in a daze, unable to say a word.
A crisp slap sounded, followed by endless beatings and scolding, Lai Xianchun threw the face towel on the ground fiercely, "The surname is Sha! What are you doing here? How many times have I told you! Don't pester me! Are you so stupid? Can't you remember these words no matter how stupid your brain is? You can't remember the words, I think it hurts, you can't remember them!"
Poor Shalota, a big man, was beaten by a big girl from lying down to standing, and from standing to lying, until now Shaleta has not said a word of begging for mercy, and has not returned a move.
The man could hear clearly, Shaletta's eyes were tearful, and he suddenly stepped up and grabbed the eldest girl's arms, and shouted, "Enough!
The eldest girl hurriedly defended: "Brother Cong, don't get me wrong, I have nothing to do with him." ”
Hearing this, Shaleta's eyes moistened even more, but he still didn't say a word.
"Brother Cong" said: "If I were you, you wouldn't do this to a person who likes you so much." ”
The eldest girl was very polite to this smart brother, but at this time she also shouted: "How do you know how much he likes me? Do you know how painful it is to be wrapped around the legs of a person with torn pants?
"Brother Cong" helped up Shaleta, who was lying on the ground with red eyes, and said, "He doesn't like you, will he not fight back if you hit him like this just now?" He doesn't like you, will he do something to me because I am with you?"
"He's a fool! He's a fool!" Lai Xianchun shouted loudly.
"Brother Cong" shouted louder than her: "Lai Xianchun!" shouted so that Lai Xianchun glared at him with a pair of big teary eyes, only to hear "Brother Cong" and said: "Although I am an outsider, I can also hear that the pain you just hit him is not as good as the pain in his heart." Maybe he has a tendon in his brain, maybe he wants to possess you alone, but even if you don't like him, is it wrong for him to like you? The reason why a person is different from grass and trees is because people are affectionate, not only because they can fight, unless it is crazy......" When he said this, he suddenly felt that he lost his mouth, and immediately stopped, but she still heard it.
"Yes, I'm a mad dog, I'm a mad dog, who would want to marry a mad dog?" she turned and ran crying.
Seeing this, Shaleta immediately broke free of the hand that "Brother Cong" was holding him, chased a few steps away, turned around suddenly, didn't know whether to thank or apologize, swept the floor, and chased down quickly.
"Brother Cong" stood there for a long time, waiting for a few people to disperse, and a person walked up behind him and said, "She should listen to your words, then she may not be so painful at the moment." ”
"She ran because I was getting less and less able to speak. "Indeed, you should use your mouth rather than your ears." "Then the owner will invite me to dinner." It is better for me to speak with my mouth than to eat with my mouth. "Are you stuttering?"
"Brother Cong" smiled and said, "Our 'Haitian' used to have 'spiritual eyes' and 'true listening'. I think the position of 'Likou' is none other than the owner. ”
After that, the two of them both laughed and walked into a small restaurant.
This restaurant only sells dumplings and wine, so the sign is called "Dumpling Wine".
There is a saying: dumplings are wine, and the more you drink, the more you have. These two people did "have" at this time, and some were words.
Three cups of burning knife liquor went down the throat, and half a catty of fennel dumplings went into the stomach.
"Brother Cong" said: "Boss, didn't you come here to persuade me to return to the dart game?"
At this time, the proprietor filled the wine glass in front of him and him, put down the wine jug, and said, "If you want to say that it doesn't mean that, this lie is too boring." But you know what kind of person I am, and I won't say much more. How's Auntie?"
"Thanks to the Dong family, my mother is still very tough. "That's good, I wanted to visit her old man, but I was afraid that my aunt would be more troubled, so you can take this and buy something you like for your aunt." ”
As he spoke, the proprietor handed over a stack of silver tickets.
"Brother Cong" hurriedly blocked it with his hand and said: "I have received the owner's wishes, although the family is not very rich, but it has never been difficult to eat and drink, and there is no shortage of enjoyment." Neither the owner nor the dart game has ever treated me badly, so this is really unnecessary. ”
The proprietor was no longer polite, withdrew his hand, and said, "Okay, don't say anything, it's all in the wine." With that, the proprietor took a glass of wine and drank it.
"Brother Cong" smiled: "The owner is massive. He also tilted his head and put down the empty cup, "East ......"
At this time, "Brother Cong" looked in surprise at the stack of silver tickets in front of him, which was only the owner's under the vinegar dish, and there were eleven words next to it, which were written with his fingers dipped in vinegar: This is the intention of the dart board when you got married.
"Brother Cong" secretly thought: With such a fast approach, it is estimated that the owner has even paid for dumplings and wine......
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