Chapter 679: Husband and wife are happy and bitter

Besides, after passing the level, I still think I am in a dream.

He thought that he would inevitably endure the two rounds of thunderous anger of Chen Musa and Pomegranate, and he was more worried about whether Pomegranate's condition would worsen because of this, if that was the case, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Unexpectedly, none of this happened, and the teacher was not only not angry, but also very happy, thinking that this was a great event, a rare piece of good news. Pomegranate is better, he has long known that he is with Zuo Ling, and the two actually have secret correspondence with each other.

"What did you do with Miss Zuo, she got you, and then she got pregnant, what is it, what do you get?" Pomegranate saw that the maids had gone out, and asked in a low voice, and as soon as she finished asking, her little face turned red.

"This ...... You don't know? ”

Besides, I don't know whether to explain it or not, and how to explain it. It is said that they are about to get married, and they can say anything, but Pomegranate's skin is too thin, just like just now, he just kissed her and hugged her, if it was Xiao Nier, he would be very happy, and the whole person would be coiled on him, and a vine would wrap around the old tree. If it was Zuo Ling, he probably took advantage of the situation and pressed him down, and then used violence indiscriminately. But the pomegranate avoided it like a ghost.

"How would people know?" Pomegranate's voice was so low that it was almost inaudible, thanks to its excellent ear.

"Didn't Sisi teach you?"

"Sisi doesn't know, she hasn't gotten Wenbin yet."

"What about Akika? She doesn't say anything either? "Besides, I feel very helpless, what's going on.

"That dead girl won't say, I've asked Sisi many times, it's useless." Pomegranate suddenly burst out laughing.

"Haven't you read so many books that you still can't figure it out?"

"There is no such thing in the book, the sage just said that the husband and wife live in the room, and the people are very good. Is it just two people who have taken off their clothes and are lying on the same bed, is this Da Lun? ”

Besides, I just want to laugh out loud, Da Lun, and Napoleon. It's all about it.

He thought about it for a while, the content of this aspect in the ancient books is really vague, and people who have not experienced it can't understand it at all, but there are some in the medical books, such as "Weiyan of the Outer Classics": Lei Gong asked: What is the case for men and women who are pregnant due to sperm and sperm?

Qi Bo said: The kidney is a strong official, so he is pregnant and gives birth to people.

Lei Gong said: How can you be strong and give birth to people?

Qi Bo said: Those who give birth to people are also the skills of the kidneys.

Lei Gong said: Skills belong to the water of the kidneys, and the fire is like fire?

Qi Bo said: There is no skill in water and fire.

Lei Gong said: How can you be skilled without water and fire?

Qi Bo said: Skills are made in the breath of fire and water.

Lei Gong said: It is the same breath of water and fire, how can there be a difference between men and women?

Qi Bo said: If the water and fire are weak, a girl will be born, and if the water and fire are strong, a man will be born.

Lei Gong said: Gu Yun: If a woman ejaculates first, she will become a man, and if a man ejaculates first, she will become a woman. Today, it is said: If the water and fire are weak, a girl will be born, and if the water and fire are strong, a boy will be born. Why?

Qi Bo said: Both men and women have the gas of fire and water, and if they are the same, they will have the same skills, and they will not be born in succession. Men leak sperm, women are deflated, women are discouraged, men are deflated, and they can become fetuses?!

Lei Gong said: Women don't leak sperm, men don't get discouraged, why are they pregnant?

Qi Bo said: There is essence in women's spirit, there is gas in men's essence, women are discouraged and make men's essence, and men are discouraged and fit women's spirits, the reason why this skill is also out. Lei Gong said: The men and women born are strong and weak, and they are divided from their parents. But there is a difference between turbidity and longevity, why not? Qi Bo said: If the air is clear, the air is turbid, the air is long, and the air is short.

Whoever can understand the physiological knowledge of human beings from the words of these saints can only be saints.

This kind of knowledge has always been not contained on paper, but passed down orally from generation to generation, probably for fear that the world will corrupt people's hearts, so this knowledge is deliberately closed. Before getting married, the mother usually explains to her daughter and the father explains to her son.

Most of these explanations are vague, and parents are embarrassed to talk about these things to their children, especially since they have deceived their children for many years, either that the children were picked up, or that the children were dug out of the dung heap, so that many children have nothing to do with shovels to dig up a few children.

The parents of large families are even lazy, and this matter is generally handed over to the middle-aged servant woman below, or the experienced big girl. For the man, there is also a test, first send an experienced maid to sleep with the bridegroom for a few nights to determine whether the groom is normal in all aspects, and the princess of the past generations has used this method to marry the horse.

Traditional Chinese medicine did not know about the sperm of men and women's eggs, after all, there was no microscope at that time, let alone an electron microscope, and it could not be observed. Therefore, they believe that men and women are born mainly of essence and energy, just like the yin and yang of heaven and earth are excited, and clouds and rain are born. Whether this statement is justified or not is still inconclusive.

Modern medicine in later generations has all kinds of observation and testing methods, but it is also a mystery about the problem of sperm and eggs, why only sperm and eggs can give birth to people, in the test, these two substances are only composed of proteins and some nutrient solutions, but these two substances cannot be manufactured, otherwise they can directly create people, without cloning people.

"Huh."

Besides, I laughed dryly, and felt that I should popularize sexual knowledge for her first, so as not to be busy on the wedding night.

He told Pomegranate about his modest knowledge of sexology, and described what the two of them were going to do on their wedding night.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I'm ashamed, I don't want to do this, no, it's terrible." As the pomegranate listened, she covered her ears with her hands, and her pretty face and neck flushed, as if she had done something unseemly just by listening to these words.

"No, I really can't do it, can you spare me, in this way, you will do it with Red Sleeves and let her replace me." Pomegranate was really panicked, she wanted to marry him, and wanted to live with him for the rest of her life, but she couldn't stand it when she heard it, let alone do it.

It's too ugly, it's too shameless, the love between men and women written in the book is as beautiful as the life of a fairy, how can this be?

Pomegranate felt like her world was about to collapse.

Moreover, it is also speechless, if we calmly and objectively observe the behavior of human beings in creating human beings, it is indeed not beautiful, let alone elegant, all human virtues and etiquette are contrary to these, and only when passion bursts out or lust is like fire, these will be beautiful.

It's like the duality of human life: peace and war.

"You must not force me, or ...... Otherwise...... I became a monk. "Pomegranate was really frightened, how could she have thought that there would be such a thing waiting for her, it was just hellish and terrible.

"Okay, okay, I promise not to force you." Besides, laughing, of course he wouldn't force Pomegranate to do anything.

His character is that he doesn't like to be forced, and as long as he feels forced, he will rise up and resist, except for Zuo Ling's "compulsion" on him, of course. Therefore he does not want to impose on others, and do not do to others what you would not do to yourself.

Pomegranate repeatedly promised that she would not be forced on her wedding day, and allowed her to use red sleeves to suffer instead of her, and after receiving repeated assurances, her heart gradually stabilized.

"Why do you men destroy women like this?" Pomegranate asked indignantly, as if he was the culprit and the initiator of all the men in the world.

"This ...... Actually, it's still nice to get used to. Besides, he muttered.

"Nonsense, deception, no wonder Qiu Xiang has always refused to say, she is suffering and can't say it, this child is so pitiful, I don't know how many sins she has suffered, how much she has suffered, and as a result, she has suffered so much when she is pregnant with a child, and women are miserable. No wonder Buddhist books say that women should accumulate merit and become a man in the next life. The Amitabha Sutra also says that those who believe in Amitabha Buddha will be led to his Buddha kingdom after death, and there are no women in his Buddha kingdom. Pomegranate began to quote the scriptures.

Besides, smiling secretly in her stomach, how much suffering does Qiu Xiang still suffer? She did suffer when she was pregnant, but she was always very happy before.

As for these sayings of the Buddhists, of course he knows that people are born with suffering, so the Buddha mainly wants to benefit all sentient beings.

According to the Buddhist point of view, a woman cannot become a Buddha, no matter how she cultivates, she can only continue to cultivate after turning into a man in the next life, and then there is hope. Birds and beasts also cannot achieve positive results, and must first cultivate into a human body before there is hope. Therefore, man is the spirit of all things, and he is closest to the gods and Buddhas.

"Miss Zuo is so brave, she has also suffered a lot, you villain, well, and Nier, it is estimated that she has not been less devastated by you, no wonder she rarely comes these days, it is estimated that she is at home to recuperate, pity our girls' family." Pomegranate spoke, tears rolling in her eyes.

Besides, he had an urge to escape, and he couldn't help but laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh.

Zuo Ling's suffering?

The first time she did suffer a lot, she didn't blame him, she was too brave and too rough, and the second time it was much better. Xiao Nier's feelings are similar to Zuo Ling's.

He was not disappointed in the pomegranate, this kind of thing will be fine slowly, and it will come naturally.

As he was talking, a maid outside whispered: "Miss, the little prince is here, walking here." ”

"Senior brother is here, let's go out to pick him up." Pomegranate said, taking Besides's hand and walking out.

"Haha, you bastard, this time you did a beautiful job, you didn't cause me trouble, do I have to thank you?" The little prince came alone, and the entourage probably stayed on Chen Musa's side.

"Yes, I have to thank Senior Brother, thank you." Besides, I understand that the little prince is here to ask for benefits.

"Well, it's good that you know, my people still praise you when they come back, saying that if you lead the army into battle, you will definitely be a famous general." The little prince smiled.

"They praised me just because of your senior brother's face." And quite self-aware.

"They are not boasting about you, they are telling the truth, I can see it. In addition, my father also admired you very much for handing over your rights to the prefect of Fengyang, saying that you are well versed in officialdom etiquette and are decent. My father seldom boasted about it. ”