Chapter 110: Perfect Hosting
The princess hug is just a small segment at the beginning, and then the show officially begins.
"First of all, wrestling Olympic champion Lin Bao." Fan Cheng pointed to a girl.
"Hello." Lin Bao greeted a little shyly.
"The Olympic champion of wrestling, the usual training is very hard, right?"
"Yes, a lot of training every day." Lin Bao nodded.
"Are you usually injured or anything?"
"I've had my arm broken and my head broken."
"It's no accident that we can achieve the current results, so the next is the famous basketball player Wang Dazhi, so high! There must be a lot of injuries in basketball, right? Fan Cheng asked.
"yes, I hurt my ankle and knee, and I also had a broken little finger." Wang Dazhi said.
Then there was Zhao Peng of gymnastics: "I fell off the equipment, it was about three meters high, and after falling, the whole person completely fainted and was sent directly to the hospital." ”
"Was it very dangerous at the time, and I was scared to death the moment I fell, right?" Fan Cheng asked.
"Actually, I didn't think about it that much, the main thing I was worried about when I fell down was whether it would affect other people's training......
"Nobody cares about that kind of thing!" Fan Cheng complained.
After a short chat, Fan Cheng began to introduce the next person, and after introducing them one by one, there was finally only one person left.
"Finally, Olympic women's singles champion Shan Xiaohua!"
The audience applauded, in this show, Shan Xiaohua should be regarded as the most well-known and the most concerned person, Huaxia's table tennis is outrageously strong, and the girls who can stand out in Huaxia and finally win the Olympic championship are all big devils, and the audience also likes to pay attention to these table tennis players.
Chen Lili is the more beautiful among the athletes, Shan Xiaohua is undoubtedly the most beautiful, and the 19-year-old Olympic champion is young and beautiful, and everyone loves him in China.
"So many athletes have said their hard work before, and the sports industry is really respectable, what about Xiaohua? Did you get any injuries? Fan Cheng asked.
At last? Ask a single flower?
A lot of viewers are aware of the problem.
The sports that those people in front of them do are usually more dangerous, wrestling, basketball, gymnastics or something, and they are usually injured all over when they retire, but table tennis?
I saw Shan Xiaohua say: "I have also been injured." ”
"Huh? Where? Fan Cheng asked.
"I ...... I fell on a bicycle before, and my knee was bruised......," Shan Xiaohua said.
"It has nothing to do with practice or competition! You're embarrassed to say this injury behind these people! Fan Cheng complained in laughter.
After introducing the participants, the show began to enter the display session, kicking Wang Happy and wrestling with Fan Cheng appeared in turn, these links also made the audience laugh, Fan Cheng and Wang Happy They don't have many words, the protagonists are still these Olympians, but as green leaves, they are still very conspicuous, because almost every time they appear to do a performance, they can cause the audience to laugh.
Like this kind of display link, the part where Fan Cheng and Wang Xingxing were thrown and beaten is not the most interesting, the most interesting is when Shan Xiaohua shows his table tennis ability later.
After Shan Xiaohua first hit a few empty bottles on the table tennis table, Fan Cheng suddenly said: "It's a bit boring to play like this, or else!" ”
As he spoke, he leaned down and put his head on the ping-pong table, then placed the bottle of mineral water on his head.
"Come on! Let's fight! Fan Cheng said.
Eh, eh, eh!!???
Everyone is full of incredulity, is Fan Cheng still the host!?
How can a host have such a play? Shouldn't the host be reserved and control the situation on the field? Why did you lie on the table tennis case?
On Fan Cheng's side, about five or six members of the Yoshimoto Troupe, including Wang Xingxing, coaxed one after another: "Third uncle, are you really looking at Xiaohua beautiful again!?" ”
Fan Cheng took the bottle and yelled at Yoshimoto: "Less nonsense! I'm the host! I've got the final say! ”
Then, he put the bottle on his head again.
Shan Xiaohua is also hilarious, she must have met such a playful host for the first time, took the ball and racket handed by the staff, and Shan Xiaohua put on a posture ready to hit.
And Fan Cheng, it seems that he finally began to get nervous at this time.
His eyes wanted to open but didn't dare, and he wanted to close them but was afraid that he wouldn't see Shan Xiaohua's movements.
"That'...... I did. "Shan Xiaohana.
"Wait...... Wait a minute! Fan Cheng stood up suddenly.
The people from the Yoshimoto troupe around him all collapsed, and they didn't seem to expect Fan Cheng to say this at all.
"Why did the third uncle coax at the critical moment!?" The crowd asked.
"This ...... It's surprisingly terrifying when you really want to fight! Fan Cheng said.
The crowd laughed.
After brewing for a while, Fan Cheng lay on the ball table again.
"Alright, alright! Come on! No problem this time! Fan Cheng said.
However, again, at the moment when Shan Xiaohua was in a posture and ready to play, Fan Cheng stood up again.
"Wait! Wait! He shouted.
Yoshimoto's man fell again.
After making a fuss again, Fan Cheng finally lay on the edge of the ball case for the third time.
"That's it! This time it's definitely good! He said.
In the course that Fan Cheng talked about before, the so-called three-stage progressive performance is a content that Fan Cheng specially pulled out to talk about, and now he is performing with Yoshimoto and others, it is obviously such a three-stage progression, through continuous "cowardice" to show Fan Cheng's fear, and then through this to show Shan Xiaohua's strength.
Finally, after lying on the ball for the third time, Shan Xiaohua hit the table tennis ball.
To hit a mineral water bottle is simply too simple for a professional table tennis player, Shan Xiaohua easily hit the water bottle on Fan Cheng's head.
Everyone around cheered, and Fan Cheng also had a relieved look on his face.
Just when everyone thought that this period had passed, Fan Cheng suddenly said: "Wait, since Xiaohua is so accurate, let alone the mineral water bottle, even if I open my mouth, Xiaohua can still hit the ball into my mouth, right?" ”
Yes? Everyone looked at Fan Cheng with some surprise.
During the filming, everyone was really surprised, because there were only three performances written in the script, and Fan Cheng suddenly said that the mouth was not in the script, it was purely his temporary whim.
"What? Try it!? Says who! It's too much! Come out for me! Fan Cheng suddenly roared.
"Obviously you said it yourself!" Everyone gathered around Fan Cheng and complained.
Fan Cheng's pretending to be stupid is quite advanced, he asks and answers himself, but the content of pretending to be angry is proposed by himself.
"I'm a host! How could such a thing be done! Fan Cheng, who said this, did not stop his movements, he directly said to everyone, "Obviously said no, but the body is very honest!" Lying on the ball case and opening his mouth.
Fan Cheng's performance is simply amazing, at the beginning the host was a clown, and he was beaten by table tennis, and then he pretended to be stupid in three stages, and finally he dug a pit and jumped by himself, it can be said that there is a small progression in the middle of the big three-stage progression, which seems to be ordinary lust and fun, but in fact, there are quite a lot of arrangements inside.
Fan Cheng, who was lying on the ball case, opened his mouth, and his face was scared and didn't dare to move, so that Xiaohua's hands trembled, but Xiaohua was the top professional player after all, and hitting the ball into Fan Cheng's mouth was no more difficult for him than using chopsticks to pick up meat, and the girl didn't keep her hand, and directly hit the ball into Fan Cheng's mouth with a draw.
Fan Cheng, who opened his mouth wide, didn't react at all, and after the ping pong ball entered his mouth, it spun around and popped out, and he finally reacted at this time.
Exclaimed, Fan Cheng himself was lying on the edge of the ball and retching.
Seeing his action reaction, everyone burst into laughter, and after retching for a while, Fan Cheng finally straightened up again: "It's amazing!" That ball was hit right into an area I've never touched in my life! ”
Burst! What do you call an area that you haven't touched, isn't it just your throat and eyes, it sounds really strange.
"That, Little Flower!" Fan Cheng suddenly shouted.
"Huh?"
"You're supposed to take a break after the Olympics, right?" Fan Cheng asked.
"Yes."
"Why don't we go to the commercial performance, just this joke!" Fan Cheng said with a wicked smile.
There are many, many jokes like this in the show, such as after the athlete's ability is demonstrated, it begins to enter the question session.
"Everyone here can ask questions to the people you care about, for example, I received a question from wrestling champion Lin Bao about weightlifting Chen Lili...... What should I do if I can't wear my clothes? Well...... actually raised a question that has nothing to do with physical exercise, Lin Bao, why, can't you wear clothes all the time? Fan Cheng asked.
"Yes, we practice sports, and the muscles of the body will be very strong, so when we go to buy clothes, we always encounter situations where we can't wear them!" Lin Bao said.
"Is Chen Lili like this?" Fan Cheng asked Chen Lili.
"Yes! My upper body clothes are especially noticeable here! Chen Lili also agreed.
Fan Cheng asked a lot of people next, and they all agreed, but in the end, he looked at Shan Xiaohua with a wicked smile.
"Xiaohua, so many players have encountered problems with their costumes, what about you?"
"Me? I've never been like this at all! Chen Lili said without hesitation.
Of course, she is well-proportioned, slender and so cute when she practices table tennis.
Fan Cheng asked this is really bad, Shan Xiaohua obviously can't have a problem with dressing, once her performance here is not very good, it is likely to cause problems, but Shan Xiaohua's unhesitating answer is very good, and it seems straightforward to say that there is no such problem.
Fan Cheng also smiled: "Your current expression is the happiest in the past few hours of participating in the show!" ”