Chapter 002: The two of them are cheap, and there is reason here
Shu Chu reminded himself in his heart again, don't mention the past to him. The motto of the pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info cake is "Don't tell a story!", and in his dictionary, there is only one explanation for the word story, which is "something that has passed".
There is no need to mention the past.
Ma Bing's shop is definitely unique in the world. On the big signboard, it is occupied by a light blue background, and five large black characters "There are reasonable points here" are convex on it, and if you look closely, you can find that between the word "reason" and "point", there is also a half-smaller blue slightly darker "hair" word.
The full name of this shop should be six words: "There is a haircut spot here". It's just that this "hair" is too easy to be overlooked. Everyone else is counting on big hair, but Ma Bing seems to only need a small and unobtrusive hair to be satisfied.
Shu Chu looked at the signboard of the name of the store and nodded secretly. But the five flavors in my heart are full of indescribable. Although Biscuit has completely given up his previous literary pursuits and hid here to open a small shop alone, just looking at the creativity and ingenuity contained in this signboard, you can find that the cultivation he once had has been deeply rooted in his bones, and he can't be lost.
Shu Chu nodded, then shook his head again, "Is it reasonable here, a place that doesn't tell stories, is it more reasonable? Is there really such a place in this world?"
The lanterns next to the door are not on, the shop door is ajar, and Ma Bing's barber shop is not yet open. He was arranging his Mo Ganxi hairstyle in front of the mirror, his hair dyed red, yellow and blue winged high, like a proud rooster entrenched on the top of his head If he was measured to the erect ends of his hair, Ma Bing was already close to two meters, and he felt that someone was watching at the door, he smiled sweetly, "Welcome" exit, and then turned around. "It's the cook? I didn't think it was you, it's here early? It's a rare guest, please come in, please come in." ”
"How can you make the cake like this? It looks like a chicken's head, and it's still a cowardly chicken that hasn't gone out to look for food when the sun is red. ”
"Being in the middle of the city, how can you avoid vulgarity. Oh, cook, why do you dye your hair like this? I see, good fellow, red, white, and black, all of them are almost my peers, don't you want to open a barber shop, you want to steal my business? Or you can help me, you are a living advertisement, but your hair is dyed too badly. ”
"Don't talk about me, people who don't know see you like a chicken, and they think that the 'Night Beauty' hair salon in front of you is your mile. ”
"What? Do you want to go? I can really give you a tie, I did all the hair of that family. ”
"Go and disinfect it! At least wash your licking claws a hundred times!" After thinking about it, Shu Chu said sincerely, "Seriously, you have to be really careful to do his hair, don't get bloody." ”
As soon as the two met, they mocked each other here. In the night hair salon box they mentioned, there was really a handsome boy's hands licking a little loli.
At this time, a burly man walked in, "Ah Jian, big brother, I have already finished my errands and gone out to turn around the boss, and I have had breakfast, watched thousands of beauties, and watched a reality show, and by the way, I got enough information worth more than ten times to enter the beauty of the night, but you are still grinding here, and you haven't entered the topic for almost a long time, will you?"
The burly man sat on the big sofa where the two people were sitting, and his big hand looked at a high ground in the little Lori, and immediately struck it. "Where do you put your hand?" the handsome boy slapped him, and the burly man's big hand flew deftly with a hum, circled, and slammed into another high ground.
"You're not a heart, aren't you?"
"It's time to get down to business. ”
The burly man walked around a depression in Xiao Lori with his other hand, stood up, and while watching the two of them do good deeds, he unhurriedly took out the apple and dialed a 6-digit number: "Hey, I said that the slope, I saw with my own eyes, the kiwifruit everyone is looking for has been listed, and it is in the shop in the eighth district of Shilongzi Village, you hurry up and give a price." Let me tell you, someone has already done it in advance, and the kiwifruit has already taken a bite! If you don't place an order, someone will buy it out! If you drag it down, you won't even be able to touch the hair!"
When Ah Jian heard this, he trembled all over: "Ah Shrimp, you are not kind! If you have information and don't share it with your brother, you will eat alone, and be careful that no one will bury it!"
"I told you that it's time to do the right thing, my brother has taught you countless times, everything is good, you have to eat it quickly, and you can only swallow it in your stomach. Do you always grind and wait until it's rotten before eating? Afraid of stuffing your teeth? You can't eat good fruit like this. ”
"Baby, you go out first, and wait for my brother to look for you. ”
Sent away the little Lori, Ah Jian threw a cigarette to Ah Shrimp: "Tell me quickly, why was you hit by your luck in the blink of an eye." ”
"It's just a blink of an eye?" Ah Shrimp pouted, "Even if there are ten big brothers, I'll do it, just a blink of an eye." ”
"Ah Shrimp, this matter is not about speed, but about quality, women pay attention to degree rather than frequency. Ah Jian straightened up.
"Boy, you haven't figured out the situation yet, the uncles spend money to enjoy each other, not to let each other enjoy. You're a pig, and you care about the feeling of a chicken. I don't know when you'll be enlightened. ”
"Ah Shrimp, stop talking nonsense, let's get down to business. ”
"You also know that this kiwifruit will never leave the branch, this time I finally waited for the opportunity, and I don't know which reckless bastard made the first move, beating him all over blood, and it looks like he was injured a lot, if he is abolished, hehe, I don't know how many people will cry to death!
It was the first time that the two imps had looked at the photo of another man so closely, giving people a very strange feeling. Ah Shrimp is not small, and he even got several photos of Shu Chu lying in the car. "Send the photos back and get some more prizes. ”
The two of them exchanged ideas and extracted another important piece of information: the King of Mountains and Rivers.
"On the slope, how about the offer, there is no time!"
"You've done a great job and can now be priced at 2 and a half grams. ”
"Goo!" With a bang, Ah Jian next to him swallowed his saliva and whispered, "Wow! 5,000 yuan!"
Ah Shrimp gave a big disdain, and said silently, "It's not promising!"
"What other instructions?"
"You're going to have to work harder, and there are still a few things you have to figure out, one, where the kiwi fruit is now. ”
"It's a small barber shop called 'This Reason', it's at No. 51 in this district, I personally followed the other party in, and took pictures, so I sent it over. ”
"Okay, good! As long as you can do this, I can call the shots and immediately raise the price to 3 grams. "Chok!" was Ah Kin choking on saliva.
"Two, who he went to meet and asked for all of them to be reported, three, what he did, four, what he said, five, when did he call, six, where did he go next, what car he took, which way he took, in short, the importance of kiwifruit has risen to the highest level you can do, and you have to collect everything he has, the more detailed the better, as long as this transaction is done, you must prepare a big sack for money!"
"On the slope of the report, we have analyzed important information, and the kiwi fruit said three words, which is deep...... Zhen ...... Wang ......"
"Is it the King of Mountains and Rivers? Is it really the King of Mountains and Rivers?" are you sure?"
"Yes, very sure! I have obtained the recording, and our preliminary analysis shows that it is likely to be the king of mountains and rivers who hurt people. ”
"Okay, good! This clue is of great value, and I will submit it immediately! You must also follow the clues about this king of mountains and rivers, and send it back as soon as there is news! This time, I will boldly raise the price to 1 yuan for you, you act quickly!"
"yes! Yo hehe! A penny is 5 grams, which is a 10,000 yuan, when you asked me to enter this industry, I was still unhappy, I didn't expect it to be so easy, and I would endure three months of hard labor from others. ”
"Calm, calm, isn't it just a penny? This is just the beginning, in the future, one or two, one catty, ten catties, a hundred catties, you can't count the catties and catties all day long. Anyway, we'll have to find someone to get into this place and have a look. ”
"I'll go this time. You've worked hard this morning, it's time for the little brother to behave. ”
"You're so stupid? We must not show our faces in front of him. ”
Ma Bing welcomed Shu out into the sofa, "It turns out that there is a commotion outside that someone provoked the king of mountains and rivers, and he was beaten so that he only escaped with half his life, and it was you?"
"The news is spreading so fast, faster than I can walk?"
"Tell me, what's going on?" Ma Bing sat down beside him.
"What, want to hear a story?" Ma Bing stared at Shu Chu for a full minute, and Shu Chu looked back calmly, how could he be afraid of his gaze when he could meet the rising sun.
"Okay, even if you find a good reason, I think you are suffering from an old problem again, and you want to keep it for yourself to make unique materials, right?"
"Look at you, smell this, and don't be afraid of fumigating the hair dryer to rust. ”
"I don't listen to stories, I listen to briefings. What the hell happened last night?"
"Although the clouds were light and the wind was light last night, and nothing major happened, I had a hunch that countless whirlpools had been formed, and the storm was about to begin, and I couldn't estimate how wide and far it could sweep. I'm unavoidable, and you'd better not know too much about it, and you'll get involved if you're not careful. ”
"Cook, look at me here, I'm so small here, it's not enough for a person to settle down, I don't even have an apprentice except myself. In this south, in this mountain and river city, I have no relatives, no lovers, and no lovers. It's just a few of your friends, you don't want me to have nothing, do you?"
"It's really reasonable on your side, if it weren't for your friend, I wouldn't have set foot in Shilongzi Village. But what I can say now is only a limited part. ”
"I'm content. ”
(To be continued)