On August 27, the "Eyestar" Che Yuyi presided. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

In a dance music that first sounded the sound of guzheng music, a smart girl like a cat took the stage, dressed in an indigo dress, strolling among the flowers by the river, as if touching the scene, shy and fantasizing about a happy life in the future, smelling the fragrance of flowers and looking forward to the beauty of love, looking at the reflection yearning for the purity of marriage, the beautiful scenery of the good day, the light wind and the moon, poetic and picturesque, it can be said that people enter the poetry and painting, although so, but there is no presumptuous and frivolous meaning, the dancer on the stage shows a girl from a good family who has not been out of the pavilion in the etiquette and religion The fascination is difficult to repeat, a beautiful dance。

The young men and women in the audience, some of them were crazy, some of them could see their heartbeats, and some of them could see their cheeks flushed......

Changed to the dance of foreign artists, the exotic dance music is heavier, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, called "light madness".

Several women in tight-fitting clothes with enchanting figures, a little tight, some Han family, some foreigners, first on the stage according to the fast beat one by one twisted the waist to make a posture, the corners of the mouth of the clever smile to which position are concentrated on practice, the meaning of the flirting is quite heavy, and then they twisted lightly, turned to a thin light gauze barrier, at this time the tune slowed down, the looming beauty behind the barrier is so heavy that it is not light through a light veil, the graceful posture of the body, coupled with the shadow on the light veil, from time to time from behind the barrier lightly turned out a few times, can already be usedThe word "teasing" is up.

Zhang Ningzhou saw that his face was red and his heart was beating, so he had to lower his head and forcibly restrain his heavy breathing.

Her brother Zhang Wujun has good eyes, for fear that if he misses a glance in the blink of his eyelids, he will not be able to find a place to buy regret medicine, but he said in his mouth: "What is this called? It hurts too much...... Anyway, it is only worthy of dancing this kind of dance in a prostitution, and it is too unreasonable to dare to put it on such a celebration. He gulped as he spoke.

When Gonggong Shao heard it in his ears, he sneered without looking back, and he was not afraid of Zhang Wujun's approach.

Also, anyway, Zhang Wujun at this time is all focused on seeing with his eyes, where is the time to listen?

At this time, the patriarch asked the Jiang Sect leader how the girls on the stage danced?

Sect Leader Jiang hesitated.

At this time, the patriarch said: "In fact, there is nothing wrong with the dance itself, the fault is also in the viewer's body, knowing how to appreciate is art, and not understanding is ***." Sect Leader Jiang, did you say that?"

Today is the day when the daughter of the shopkeeper of the "mistaken ape" Tu Qi Zhongsun, who is in the paint shop, throws the hydrangea, which naturally attracts many adult men who are not married.

Zhongsun Tu Qi came out first and made a circle to the stage, "Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day when my daughter chooses a husband." I don't have to talk about this rule, I just ask for all the virtuous people in the audience, who have become relatives, those who have become relatives, those who have become relatives, those who have been married, and those who have not been able to look at each other in that year, you can raise your noble hand today, and I am here to thank you in advance for my daughter. I said ugly things in front, today is a serious matter, no jokes, if anyone delays my daughter's lifelong event, don't blame me for turning my old face with you. Okay, I won't say anything more when it's not too early, everyone, please keep an eye, my daughter Zhongsun Tong is coming out. ”

As soon as Zhong Sun Tong came out, there was a discussion in the audience.

"Okay, it's not ugly, it's not in vain. "Yo, it's interesting enough. "Doesn't look too exciting, right, since you're here, I'll try my luck." ”

Then there began to be bright guys, some holding fences, some holding spoons, and some holding oil-paper umbrellas backwards, but I didn't see anyone holding a hook or throwing a noose.

Zhong Sun Tong took the hydrangea handed over by his mother, looked at the left, looked at the right, watched the men below move stupidly with his eyes, and felt that he was so important for the first time, he was playful, and he had the intention to take those men to be stupid a few more times, but he was still afraid of being beaten by her father, but it was not easy to throw, and the men who looked pleasing to the eye were not piled up, scattered among the many men who were not pleasing to the eye, no matter which position he thrown, there would be a great possibility of regret for life, but he couldn't order the men to gather like a general, and he saw a relatively dense position of a good man and threw it over。

At that moment, the sentence "Men who are pleasing to the eye, take it quickly!" almost rushed out of her mouth, and someone should understand her.

I saw that the person who opened the umbrella upside down saw the hydrangea "jumping", but was intercepted by the spoon.

"Are there rules? Catching the hydrangea has to be done by hand is the sincerity to the young lady. "I didn't expect the men to use the gang to have a rhetoric.

I didn't see who it was, I raised my leg and kicked the spoon on the head, and the hydrangea flew into the air again, and I saw that a person holding a fence was about to win the ball, and then he was about to win people, but there was a strong hand in the strong, and a fat man with a mole on his face used a fence that was iron, and he broke the man's bamboo fence and copied the ball.

Because it was too messy, there was a more noteworthy one they didn't pay attention to, a pretty girl who didn't look too white held the wrist of another pretty girl in one hand and carried her on her shoulder, and the girl who was carried screamed and struggled, but also took care of her own vital points.

At this time, the not-so-white girl saw that there was a hydrangea throwing here, and she was immediately unhappy, "It's too childish to decide such a big thing as a marriage." No, I'm going to have to mess it up. As she spoke, she clicked on the girl's acupoint on her shoulder, found the highest roof and put it down, and one flew up, and kicked at the fat man's hydrangea when she fell.

Before the fat man had time to be happy, he was not in a hurry when he saw that the ball in the fence had flown again, so he gave the girl an iron fence when he returned his hand.

The girl's hands were like two "mad dogs" opening their teeth and "biting" according to the handle of the iron fence, giving "biting" two "tooth marks", and piggybacking on his anger also "bitten" down, and he didn't have time to look at the fat man's appearance, and turned around and ran to the hydrangea to "bite".

At this time, a person came, although it was not a lasso in his hand, but he shook a different blade in his hand and rolled the hydrangea.

It's different enough, in front of the two short sticks are two thick and long strips of leather like shrimp whiskers.

But another big fat man, who was fatter than the latte fence, stretched out his thick hand and grabbed the hydrangea.

The dried shrimp whiskers are not harvested slowly, and the hydrangea is almost drawn from the five fingers of the big fat man.

The big fat man will not be resigned, and he will catch it after a few steps.

But the girl was faster than him, and she "bitten" the hydrangea in her hand first, but her wrist was wrapped around the shrimp whiskers.

The big fat man hates the person who makes the shrimp beard, and he doesn't care about the hydrangea for the time being, too, anyway, a woman doesn't count it, and the one who makes the shrimp beard goes first, and then he takes it first.

At first sight, a pair of shrimp whiskers had to shake off the leather strips and withdraw, and they had to deal with the big fat man with all their might.

The girl got the hydrangea and was about to find the person who threw the hydrangea, but she saw a group of men rushing over like hungry dogs, and there was no shortage of the iron fence among them.

The girl didn't care too much, Han Xin ordered the more soldiers, the better, the more this kind of man fights, the more relieved he is, if he wants to marry a woman, he should be impressed with his heart instead of grabbing the ball, and he deliberately plays a handsome game, the hydrangea in his left hand is in line with his head, his feet run forward, and his right hand comes up to "bite" the most greedy with the most greedy eyes, and then he raises his foot to kick the leg bone with the most vicious face, and the kid who hurts "Whoa" The bark sounded to the girl's ears as good as the barking of a dumb dog, and then it was like a group of big cats with green eyes and a big grabbing food.

Look at the shrimp whiskers on this side, the double blades are thrown away, and the eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth, and ears of the big fat man are violently pumped.

Although the big fat man's face is thick, he is not happy, as the saying goes, scolding people does not expose shortcomings, hitting people does not slap their faces, and they want to grab two shrimp whiskers with two big meat hands, but that thing makes people more lively, and it is not easy to catch it, but the routine of preventing and grabbing is still feasible.

It is not good to make the face of the shrimp beard attacker, withdraw the double blade, and beat the big fat man's body instead, take the shoulders as the eyebrows, the double ** as the eyes, the chest and abdomen as the nose, the navel eyes as the mouth, and the two ribs as the ears. The big fat man simply lay down on the ground, and used the kung fu of "meat grinding", as long as he found the right time, he even brought two shrimp whiskers to make the shrimp whiskers grind under him together. The first look at the shrimp beard is the other party's kung fu to open the "ground hall", and the back is like a Luo pot, so that the opening of a set of kung fu to cooperate with the attack of the shrimp beard is used to deal with the "ground hall", but after all, it is not really hunchbacked, so it is not so smooth, but it can still play some rounds with the big fat man.

Zhongsun Tu Qi looked at the robbery below and said that he couldn't do it just for his daughter, don't someone deliberately find some people to stir it up, it seems that it won't work if you don't go down, "Hey, that woman, you give me back the hydrangea to my daughter." Saying a "somersault", he turned over and landed next to the girl to take it.

"You're that girl's father, are you your own father?" Do you know that you're cheating on your daughter?" "Hey...... Why did your daughter put up such a bastard ...... you?"

"Shut up. Li Ge appeared at this time, and made a fierce "golden rooster peck", "Other people's daughters have the final say, marrying a chicken and a dog is your business." ”

"Li Lao'er, did you come here to talk about the wind and cold? Say, did you find the one who came to make trouble today? Zhongsun Tu Qibian and Li Ge sandwiched the girl and said.

"Hehe, it's your girl who is too rare, and all the characters of the three religions and nine streams, the five elements and the eight works have been recruited. See? Pig killers, pimps, soup sellers are all here, and there's a 'Wangwang' here. Li Ge's words made Zhongsun Tu Qi hear the meaning of schadenfreude.

"Phew, get out of the way. My daughter said, tell your apprentice to stop being delusional. "Bah, keep your girl as an old girl. ”

They were fighting one by one, so naturally they couldn't work together to win the hydrangea in the girl's hand, and there was a group of "fans" around.

The fat man with the iron fence has a lot of ability to take advantage of the fire to rob, and when he put usury earlier, he did not make a fortune with this trick, and he really copied the hydrangea into the air under the fence.

This should be a good dog can't stand a group of cats, and the girl can't keep busy, not to mention a "chicken" and a "monkey".

Just look at it, jumping feet enough, this is not the high jump to pull the trouser belt of that, followed by the vulgar and ugly scolding, after a while that hit this and lay down, a messy scene, on the side to see the lively is quite eye-opening, generally not to see such a desperate snatch of hydrangea, than the old cat to grab the salted fish to rob the powerful.

"You're still fighting with me, and in a while my daughter's hydrangea will be snatched up. "If you hadn't pestered me, wouldn't I have been? ”

The two of them were unanimous at this time, and they finally snatched back something that could still be called a "hydrangea" from the "fans", but as soon as they relaxed, they let the girl snatch it away.

"You endless Hei Nizi, what are you going to do?" "That is, I want to take the hydrangea and reincarnate." ”

"You two old things, don't hurt people. The girl said angrily, "I'm for the good of that girl, or I won't care about your?"

Saying that, she was about to run with the hydrangea, and the "hula" suddenly surrounded the "fans", and then plunged into the air, and the "fans" did not do anything, and they all used the guys in their hands to leave her.

Look at the big fat man who makes the shrimp beard and the big fat man fight happily, a pair of leather strips are pumped according to the big fat man who rolls on the ground, as long as he can play, he still whips the big fat man's facial features, anyway, whether it is the big "facial features" or the small facial features, the leather strips will not let go where they can go.

The big fat man is not ambiguous, and the big "meat mill" forces the shrimp whiskers to run around, for fear of being crushed.

At this time, I saw the hydrangea flying over again, so that the shrimp whiskers looked up, bad, a pair of blades made people run over, he hurriedly pulled hard, but did not move, seeing that the big fat man was about to roll over, he didn't even use his feet, and he was afraid that the leather strip would be separated from the handle of the short rod.

The girl didn't give up, and one flew over and kicked the hydrangea again with her foot, but before she could catch it in her hand, Li Getan grabbed it with three fingers and used the "iron chicken claw".

Without waiting for Li Ge to grasp it, Zhongsun Tu Qi followed him and snatched it away.

"What are you robbing? Do you still think I'm going to be your son-in-law?" "Phew, be careful if you make a mistake again, I'll drink with your cock tongue." ”

Just when the two were arguing again, the perseverance of the iron fence came over again.

Zhongsun Tu Qi was angry, and pulled with his arm, "Okay, I won't throw it away today, if you want to answer the letter, please ask early." Patronizing and angry, the round hydrangea didn't hold it firmly and fell to the ground, if the girl hadn't copied it again, it would have made the "fans" pounce.

It is another "hydrangea battle" with contention and grabbing, chasing and running.

At this time, I don't know which "fan" made it bad, so I used a "foul" action to make a trip to the girl with the guy in my hand, otherwise the girl's kung fu was so high that they would have nowhere to find it.

So the hydrangea rolled a few times without "patience", and it happened to roll into a corner, so that the two bodies of the shrimp whisker and the big fat man were just blocking the hydrangea inside, and it was not easy to hold it.

In fact, as long as you wait a little longer, the shrimp beard will not have the strength of the fat man, but there will be those who can't wait.

As soon as the fat man with the iron fence looked down and saw a dismounting stone in front of the Zhu Gate, he picked it up with great urgency, and smashed it at them, but miraculously slipped to the side.

At this time, the two of them also saw the hydrangea on the side, and immediately broke the deadlock and grabbed the hydrangea with one hand, almost at the same time, but it still let the big fat man get it, but it also magically slipped and lay down, and the hydrangea also magically slipped and fell, and fell into the arms of a deflated man.

Although Zhong Sun Tong didn't end up, he had been paying attention to it reasonably, and the last time he saw the appearance of the deflated person, he ran away with a grin and tears, and her mother was chasing after her.

"Hmm...... I'm here to get soy sauce. When the deflated mouth man returned the hydrangea, the expression of wanting to laugh but not knowing whether to laugh or not was embarrassing from head to toe.

The "fans" were red-eyed when they saw the hydrangea, and they were about to rush to grab it, but they saw a woman in white showing the identity of the head catcher of the six doors.

"That's all for today, let's disperse. ”

As soon as the "fans" saw that someone from the official family came forward, they looked at each other and saw that no one dared to provoke and disobey, so they dispersed in a hurry.

As soon as Yu Ehime turned around, he didn't see the big fat man, and the one who made a pair of shrimp and rice beards had no courage to face her, wilted, because the fish catcher recognized him, and he was the Luan bell device that abandoned Xu Xiaocui.

The kung fu of "Shrimp Play Shoal Dragon" just now is the original creation of "Old Shrimp", as well as the kung fu of the shrimp whiskers. How could he?

In fact, Gan Zhengrong left his martial arts cheats with the Manyi people, and the Manyi people left it in the factory mansion, and inadvertently let Niantong find it and hand it over to Shao Gonggong, Shao Gonggong didn't want to see this thing and think about people, so he ordered it to be burned, but Niantong had long wanted to learn some martial arts to defend himself, so he secretly put it away, but when he practiced, he found that the kung fu of "old shrimp" was not only difficult to practice but also ugly and threw it away.

When Luan Zhongqi went to the capital to join his relatives, he dumped garbage for the factory mansion......

At this time, Yu Ehime saw the fat man at a glance, and the fat man also wanted to slip away, but was stopped by someone who took down the iron fence.

"Do you want to play so hard to grab a hydrangea?" "Hehe, you don't know, I'm not a big boss, and I don't want to think about anything else all day, so I want to find a wife as soon as possible." Make you laugh, make you laugh. ”

Yu Ehime glared at him, and the iron fence in his hand made a quick gesture on his fat face.

"Don't be serious, I'll tell the truth, I'll tell the truth. Well...... Since the boy surnamed Yu stole my money, my loan shark business has plummeted, thinking that it will be better to go back to my hometown, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult, just when I have no food, I heard ......"

There was once a legend that the "sloppy real person" was forcibly brought into the gang after being drugged by the people of the Evil Rat Gang when he was young, and later found that this group of rats wanted to use the secret harmful drugs and the different evil rats raised for many years to dominate the martial arts, and with the help of the martial arts celebrities at that time, Tang Mu, Xuan Rui, and Zhinubi, they smashed the Evil Rat Gang in one fell swoop and destroyed all the harmful drugs, but the wealth obtained by the Evil Rat Gang has never been discovered.

Recently, there was a rumor that the "sloppy real person" had drawn a picture of the place where the treasure of the evil rats was located, and the picture was hidden in the hydrangea thrown by Zhongsun Tong......

"Is that the one who told you that?" asked Zhongsun Tu Qi.

"It's a kid named Jian Ming, who has to tell whom. ”

"Jian Ming, sure enough, I already knew that kid wasn't dead yet. Li Ge breathed.

"It's garlic. I think it's your master and apprentice who are planning to do this. "Oh, you old monkey, don't ...... if you fart again"

Yu Ehime turned a deaf ear, looked at the fat man with the iron fence in his hand and said, "Where did this thing come from?"

"Hmm...... I took it from the restaurant, and I'll return it when I get back. "It's not for nothing, you're in a rut. "Really, where?" ”

Yu Ehime said as she tapped him on the head with an iron fence, and by the way, she tapped the acupoint and looked back at the girl.

"What a coincidence. Why are you the only one, Miss Lai? You let Xinghuashui go?" "No, I'll put her in ...... Huh, what about her?"

Lai Xianchun said a few ups and downs on the roof of the building, where he didn't see Xinghuashui, and stood there and touched everywhere.

Yu Ehime came to her side at this time, "Can I help you get her back?"

"No, I can, I have to get her back myself. Lai Xianchun was angry.

"Say, what are you doing this for?" "I, me, master, don't be angry, I originally had a good intention, and I wanted to add some color to the matter of throwing hydrangeas to Senior Sister Zhongsun." "What about the picture?" "I...... Haven't you had time to put it in yet?""Where did you come from?" "Master, you know, I joined the Earth Waste Gang when I was a teenager. "It's the kid who said that his mother was the descendant of Bai Sheng, the 'day rat'. "Don't you look at it as a duster, but you really stole something good, and then that kid was caught and caught ......" "You kid thief, others didn't catch this picture when they broke up." "Or maybe I'm your apprentice." "Poor mouth. Is it real or fake?"

"It's really fake, let's just look for it according to the picture, won't we?" said Zhongsun Tu.

"What's going on? Fat brother, you're out to pick up the hydrangea while I'm settling out. Do you want to marry a daughter-in-law recently?" "Hehe, don't worry about it, you go back first, I want to stay here for a few more days." Hey, you're really going to make soy sauce?" "No, you have to save some food on the way." Actually, soy sauce mixed with rice is okay. ”