The second master, who was waiting for the news, was drinking gaiwan tea at this time, and remembered the events of the year......

In the single room of a restaurant in Xudu, the second master and the other two people were drinking. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"In the past, I also looked down on those officials. The second master said, "But once I become an official, the kind of days when I want to get anything fascinate me too much." Alas, you can only blame yourself for falling to such a point. It's really a shame that the two of them can't even catch fast. ”

"Second master, don't say this, the three of us are grasshoppers tied to a rope, you can't run away and you can't jump on me, so we should be in trouble. Feng Shan said.

"Fortunately, the county magistrate was extrajudicially gracious and didn't say anything about our, but only said that the three of us were injured and couldn't do it anymore. Otherwise, let alone the head catcher of a county yamen, I'm afraid even I'm ...... Alas, that job is hard to keep. "The second master is fortunate to be authentic.

"Should we recruit some people ourselves?" Mu Ben said, "Anyway, it's only safe to do things by yourself." ”

The second master pondered for a while, "Is there a suitable candidate?" ”

"Huh. Feng Shanfu suddenly thought, "The head of the fat man in the north, 'man-eating pig' Zhu Yuanyu is in prison." ”

"Zhu Yuanyu?" Of course the second master knows this person, if he doesn't have this person, he wouldn't be the head catcher of this drunken capital.

That day came here, not long after the bone erosion gate was destroyed, the second master was like a lost dog with nowhere to run, disdainful of being a robber and thief with kung fu, but he didn't know what to do to make a living, his heart was very troubled, and he wanted to borrow wine to drown his sorrows, and he came to a more magnificent tavern in front of him.

But just as he wanted to step in, he saw the people in the tavern, including the men and the shopkeeper, rushing out, don't see that his skills are not very shallow, but if you don't dodge, you have to be buried under the feet of people, and hurriedly dodge away, and at the same time look into the tavern.

I saw a big fat man with a big coat and a headcatcher, with fourteen catchers, and the one sitting opposite was also a very big fat man, sneering on his face that wanted to eat people.

The second master immediately recognized these two people at that time, the head of the clothes catcher is the head of the fat man in the south, the surname is Zou Yourou, a face is amiable, even better than the "Thousand Hands Rulai" Yan Bang, the one who wants to eat people is called Zhu Yuanyu, is the head of the fat man in the north, and he is half a point fatter than the "Thousand Hands Rulai" Qi Bang.

"Isn't this Zhu Ye?" Zou Yourou first stood up and opened his mouth, as if he had just discovered it, "I heard that Zhu Ye was invited by the Qiu Dazhai master of Taihang Mountain to go up the mountain to be the second golden chair, and then went down to Taihang Mountain because of discord with other village owners, and settled here, Zou has not been able to have leisure to visit, it is really rude, rude." ”

"Although Zou Zhutou and I are the head of the fat people in the north and south, we have no deep friendship, and it doesn't matter if we visit or not. When I came to Zou Zhutou today, I wanted to ask a word. There is a woman on Widow's Street who has taken advantage of her family, and that person is Zou Zhutou, right?" Zhu Yuan said foolishly.

"We call it 'eating tofu' here. Zou Yourou smiled, "I don't know what is going on with the master of Zhu Erzhai......?"

"You just say it, don't you?" Zhu Yuanyu's expression was even more ugly, "Hurry up." ”

Zou Yourou smiled again, and asked at the dozen or so catchers around him, "What do you say?"

As soon as these words came out, the sound of "Cang Changchang" drawing a knife sounded continuously, and the fourteen catchers quickly surrounded Zhu Yuanyu in it.

Zhu Yuanyu didn't say a word, got up but walked out of the door, and said: "People are a woman, it's not easy to live by yourself, and some people are still bullying others, but they are still a fast catcher, and the crime is added to the first degree, it should really be like this tree." As he spoke, he struck a punch at a tree at the door, and the trunk of the thick mouth of the sea bowl was broken.

"Boom", "Boom", "Boom", immediately three knives fell to the ground, and three of the catchers who came out around Zhu Yuanyu began to tremble and retreat.

Zou Yourou immediately smiled again, "He has a fist, you have a knife, do you say the knife is fast or the fist is hard?"

His smile had the same effect as the stares of others, and the three catchers immediately picked up their knives and rushed forward.

"Let's go together. One of them shouted, and then all the catchers in the tavern raised their knives and shouted to kill Zhu Yuanyu.

"You brought it upon yourselves. Zhu Yuan said to himself, his fleshy fingers first pinched the head of the knife that was cut first, and pushed it hard, and the handle of the knife was pressed against the neck of the fast catcher, and a mouthful of blood spurted out and fell to the ground.

The three steel knives behind him slashed the back of his neck, and he grabbed the backs of the three knives with his backhand, and threw them forward, and even the knife just hit the four knives that stabbed at him, and the ground was blood-red.

At the beginning, the common people still had people watching, and when they saw that the official's family was bleeding and was about to die, they were so frightened that they ran away without a trace.

Only the second master at that time, although he didn't have the hiding place behind the tree, he could see it more energetically.

At this time, there were two more catches, one in front and one behind, the knife stabbed at Zhu Yuanyu, and he sent it one by one to a piece, and the two catches finally came to a "heart-piercing coolness".

There are also four fast catchers, their hearts and eyes are smarter, and their knife skills are higher, and finally they came up, they stood in all directions, and put on a four-door formation, and there were few big movements under each person's feet, just to make Zhu Yuanyu Gu Dong can't take care of the west, and Gu Nan can't take care of the north.

Zhu Yuanyu also showed his blade at this time, a short knife used to remove pig ribs, the tip of the knife is longer and sharper than the ordinary knife, the blade is short and flexible, the four sides almost at the same time to cut the knife was cut one by one, at the same time, shake his fat body, with a force, can swing out a little bit of the four fast knives, and the more swinging the greater the momentum, after a while, the four knives can no longer advance and retreat together, he saw the right time, a boning knife threw out the middle of a fast catcher brain, did not dare to delay, and grabbed a fast knife, swept the Adam's apple of the fast catcher, gave the result, followed by a butt arch, arched down another catcher, another knife was thrown, nailing the fallen catcher to the ground, regardless of whether the catcher was dead or not, the fit pounced on the last catcher, and the catcher was crushed to death.

Faced with the tragic deaths of his subordinates one by one, Zou Yourou's smile was no longer natural, not distressed, but frightened.

At this time, Zhu Yuanyu had already stood up, pulled out his boning knife, looked at Zou Yourou and said, "Come here, Zou Zhutou, it's your turn." ”

"You use a knife, and I use a knife. As he spoke, Zou Yourou pulled out the official knife on his waist, and the blade was bright and shiny, and he struck first, slashing at Zhu Yuanyu's right shoulder.

The back of the boning knife is pulled outward, and then the right eye of Zou Oily Meat is taken. Shocked, Zou Yourou hurriedly shook his head, and the official knife in his hand turned to cut the root of Zhu Yuanyu's ear. Zhu Yuanyu pressed his official knife with a blade, and saw that the official knife had a hand guard, but he still cut it along the slippery strength of the blade.

With the sound of "dang", Zou Yourou's fingertips were numb, and he hurriedly withdrew the knife from the side, and then cut off the right arm of the knife in hand. Zhu Yuanyu lifted the boning knife and slashed to the right, setting up the knife and setting up the person.

In just a few moments, Zou Yourou has seen a lot of sweat on his head, and he knows that the other party is not a fuel-efficient lamp, his name is Zou Yourou, if he continues to fight like this, the oil will be "consumed", but there is only a body of meat left to be slaughtered.

Thinking about it, Zou Yourou was extremely careful, clenched the official knife in his hand with both hands, and with a big howl, he raised the knife and slashed at the top of Zhu Yuanyu's head.

Zhu Yuanyu didn't pay much attention to his desperate posture, and saw that his door was wide open, and his flaws were exposed, and he slashed at his ribs with a knife, and hit him with a single stroke.

Zou Yourou's face immediately tightened, and when he saw Zhu Yuanyu's face showing a little smugness, he was overjoyed, and reached out with his right hand to grab the opponent's throat.

Zhu Yuan was stupid, and it was too late to hide.

The second master, who was present at the time, saw Zou Yourou grabbing Zhu Yuanyu's clothes, which were covered with blood.

Zou Yourou laughed wildly, and said proudly while waving his official knife: "I didn't expect it, right? Although I am the head of the fat people in the south, I don't look so fat." Not only did I wear several layers of clothes, but I also wore a cowhide vest close to my body, and you were fooled. Hahaha......"

Zhu Yuanyu didn't say anything, endured the pain and continued the trick of the official knife, and suddenly the situation worsened, he was stabbed on the left thigh, and the injury was serious.

Zou Yourou was overjoyed again, but people were also planning, taking advantage of his pride, a boning knife flew out and hit the official knife, and he let go of his hand and landed, but he didn't spare his hand, and a punch hit Zhu Yuanyu's nose bone.

If it weren't for Zhu Yuanyu's injury, he should be able to grab his fist without much effort, but the two more serious injuries affected the inconvenience of the whole body, one grabbed it, and with his arm, Zou Yourou's other fist hit the lower abdomen again, and the pain under the umbilicus was painful, he gritted his teeth and didn't retreat, and the whole body hit forward again, which could knock the opponent away a little, and it could be relieved, but the opponent did not suffer a little injury, two big fat men collided, one was not injured, and one was injured in two places……

After a few collisions, Zou Yuanyu's clothes were stained with Zhu Yuanyu's blood, although he was knocked back less than ten steps, but Zhu Yuanyu's momentum and appearance were somewhat shocked, the flesh on his body hurt badly, and he woke up in pain, and saw Zhu Yuanyu's big fat body bumping into him, and he also painted a tiger according to the cat, and the fit also hit it, and this time the blood on his body was even more, and he hit it hard, Zou Yourou's clothes and face were also stained with Zhu Yuanyu's blood spurted out, and the bloody Zou Yourou began to smile fiercely, with a hideous look, not waiting for Zhu Yuanyu to bump in, he bumped into it first。

Zhu Yuanyu made a posture of collision, but when Zou Yourou collided, he immediately flashed like lightning and stumbled under his feet.

Zou Yourou fell heavily to the ground all of a sudden.

Zhu Yuanyu immediately picked up the official knife on the ground, and slashed viciously at Zou Yourou's thick neck, "Goodong", Zou Yourou's head fell to the ground.

Later, the second master Mao then recommended himself to be the head catcher of the capital of Xudu, and after the new master of the second master took office, Zhu Yuanyu, who killed Zou Yourou and escaped, was finally caught, but fortunately, the eldest master was discerning, and knew that the dead officials were all corrupt and perverted the law and disregarded people's lives, so Zhu Yuanyu was exempted from the death penalty, and only let him eat a few years in prison.

"What crime did he commit this time?" the second master asked at this time.

"I heard that a woman was abducted, and I don't want to say where she is. Feng Shanwei replied.

"Just put the charge on someone else, and there should be a death row inmate in the prison who lacks great virtue, and he said that he killed the woman, and forgot where to throw the body afterwards. "The second master has an idea.

One day, the second master was wandering on the street, thinking about recruitment, when the sound of fists and kicks stopped his footsteps.

When he looked for it, it turned out to be a man who went to the rivers and lakes to show off his skills, and there were not many people who knew the kung fu of the duck-shaped faction, and not many people threw money into the field after the kung fu of fists and feet and duck-billed guns.

But the second master is knowledgeable.

It looks like a trick in the rivers and lakes, but this person's moves seem to be clumsy and ingenious, yo, his skills are solid enough. He hesitated, and threw a large ingot into it......

In a deserted place, sparsely populated, there were a few bad boys throwing a stupid man with pebbles and donkey dung eggs, laughing and shouting, "Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit fool, hit fool." "The more they played, the more they played, and the more they played, the more energetic they became.

And the fool sat on the ground and simply covered his head and face with his arms, laughed vigorously, slowly crawled to the north of the wall, and found a broken basket to block in front of him.

At this time, the second master came, carrying a big burden, "Your surname is Cai?" As he spoke, he threw his burden beside the fool.

The burden was not tied, and as soon as it was thrown to the fool's side, the burden skin was immediately spread out, and inside it was Bu Hu's head.

The person surnamed Cai immediately didn't have to pretend to be a fool, jumped up happily, jumped in front of those bastard children, and made a grimace that he thought was the most terrifying, and immediately cried several times in fright, and some didn't cry, but peed his pants......

"Although it is said to be 'an aunt and a half', but the girl is the water that was spilled out after all. Why don't you have a son to retire in front of you?"

In the countryside, in the evening, this is an old lady in the house who is persuading herself to give birth to four daughters-in-law who no longer want to have children.

"We women are the same, even your sister-in-law and I persuade you to do the same. Hey, what about your sister-in-law? Did you go to find that kid surnamed Shi again? This faceless girl, if that's the case, I won't be able to kill her when she comes back. Yo, don't embarrass me. ”

The second master outside the house heard these words clearly, and smiled when he heard them, obviously despising such a life.

In the dark, behind a big haystack, a village girl with a relatively cold appearance took the hand of a strong young man, although the young man had broken free several times, but she still held it at the first opportunity, and finally the young man was too lazy to break free, so let her pull it.

"Say whatever you want. You didn't let me sleep at night, but dragged me here. I'm tired from a day's work in the fields. ”

The village girl still didn't speak, staring at the young man affectionately with a pair of scarred eyes.

"What are you just looking at me for? ”

"I don't have anything to do, I just like to look at you, you can say it if I don't speak, I love to listen to whatever you say. "The village girl's accent is still relatively timid.

The young man couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, "If you really have nothing to do, then I'll really go back to sleep." After speaking, he was about to leave, but he was stopped by the village girl.

"Don't go, I have something to tell you. "Then you can speak quickly. "I ...... I like you. Do you like me?"

As soon as these words came out, the young man was stunned, and stared at the village girl for a long time.

"Silly, when people ask you, you are talking. "The village girl is quite anxious, so she urges it.

At this time, there was finally a sound of steel rods on the ground to relieve the bewildered young man.

The village girl saw the hunchbacked and blinded second master at night, and was so frightened that she hid behind the young man.

"Your name is Shi Cihei?" "That's right. "Who are you?" "It's my stepfather." "What about the 'horse face' Feng Shan?" "It's my uncle." "Okay, your uncle wants to see you, come with me." ”

"Who is he, and how scary he looks?" asked the village girl, "where are you going?"

At that time, Shi Ciji was even more speechless, picked up a big brick with his toes, and swept his other leg with him, and the brick was broken into more than a dozen pieces.

After this trick "Tianma leg" was completed, the second master was satisfied, but it made the village girl fall to the ground weakly......

On that day, the second master went to find his nephew has not heard from him, and the local plague began to be epidemic, the second master had to leave, that night he carefully picked an inn to live in, because he had been a head catcher before, so he was very vigilant, slept until midnight and found that someone was making a hole outside the wall, and immediately got up and dressed to check.

At first sight, although one person was weak, but the hole was quite neat, it was his fellow junior "Inch Light Mouse" Duanmu Xuan, "It's you, save me." ”

The second master looked at it carefully and asked, "You also have plague?"

"If I hadn't had the plague, would I have to dig holes in the wall to steal?"

Later, the second master begged for medicine in many ways and spent a lot of money to cure the plague in Duanmuyi......

The second master regretted it after thinking about it, regretting that he had recruited beast soldiers too late and too few, if he could have recruited more earlier, maybe he would have been able to achieve something great, but he didn't want to think about it, if he recruited earlier, he would have to be corrupted earlier.

At this time, Feng Shanwei came to report, "Second master, the matter is done." ”

"Good. "Second Master, do you think they won't be ...... if we do this?" "Someone assassinated the 'Star Monarch' in the sect and took custody, regardless of whether it was real or fake, at least not for the time being." "Second master, there are internal ghosts in the beast soldiers. The four people who were assassinated were all on guard. ”

The second master was stunned, "Who could it be?"

"Probably...... It may be that the ancestral heir, this kid is confused for a while, and he ...... keep an eye on him, and he can't be confused anymore. "Yes. ”

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