Chapter 285: Go all the way, lie all the way!
The beggar-like man was studying the frescoes on the temple walls, and he was so engrossed that the little dirty beast screamed that brought him back to his senses.
He turned around and saw Han Wenxue and the others, obviously stunned, then smiled slightly, folded his hands, and said, "Tashi Delek, donors, why are you disturbing this innocent heart of the Buddha that I am attaching?" ”
His smile was warm and warm, his face was solemn and serious, if it weren't for the fact that his clothes were too cold, his bird's nest-like hair was too pleasant, and his beard was too thick and messy, he really had a bit of a worldly mastermind.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry", Xu Qing hurriedly apologized, but she was very disdainful in her heart, a beggar can't even be fed and clothed, and he still has a clean heart, who believes it.
But who let himself say that people are beggars first, it can be seen from his eyes that they clearly heard his words, and the strange-looking little beast beside him was also entangled in Sister Wen Xue's arms, as if he didn't want to let them go so lightly.
Along the way, Xu Qing has seen people who ask for money by all means, and he thinks that this person is the same, and he doesn't want to cause trouble, so he swept away the interest of playing, so he took out two Grandpa Mao from his wallet and reluctantly handed them to the beggar.
The beggar took the money, looked at the sun, checked the authenticity very familiarly, and said with a look on his face: "Tashi Delek, female benefactor, I see that you have a relationship with my Buddha, why not have three thousand troubles, and sit quietly on the lotus platform with me?" ”
"W-what does this mean?"
Xu Qing reacted after a while, and couldn't help but be furious, this is to make her a monk and a nun!
"Why are you like this, people have given you money, and you are still pestering, no matter how greedy you are, I will call the police, say you, say you are trafficking in human beings."
"Tashi Delek", the beggar folded his hands, bowed slightly, not annoyed or angry, and his expression was solemn, "The female benefactor has a fate with my Buddha, and it is a pity to give up the opportunity to go to the Western Heavenly Bliss, otherwise, this living Buddha will reserve a place for you, if you are one day to understand the world, you will not fall into this red dust and dirty tent, and regret is beyond reach, you can't get rid of it, as long as you ...... nine hundred and ninety-eight."
"You are a dead liar who can only say a word about Tashi Delek, you just went to the West Heaven Bliss, your whole family went to the West Heaven Bliss!"
Xu Qing is so angry, didn't you go out today and didn't look at the yellow calendar, why did you run into a pestering liar as soon as you went out, you can only speak a word of Tibetan, and pretend to be a living Buddha, and you also reserve a place to go to the West Heaven Bliss, you think this is a pyramid scheme!
"Tashi Delek", the god stick did not have the slightest shame, bowed deeply again, and said, "Has the female benefactor ever been ill recently?" If you believe in my Buddha and practice with me, you will recite Huayan twice a day, and within half a month, you will expel the evil demons in your body......"
"Hahahaha", Han Wenxue hugged Qingxuan, laughed, leaned forward and back, "Chen, Chen Yi, why did you deceive all the way to Ta'er Temple, you are a feng shui gentleman who came to the lama temple to deceive people, isn't this a priest going to the Hades Hall to give alms and act out of bounds?" ”
If it weren't for the little guy Qingli running into her arms, Han Wenxue might not be able to recognize him even if she passed by him.
In her impression, Chen Yi is neatly dressed most of the time, her eyes are clear, and she gives people a refreshing feeling, and it is the first time she has seen this image of an African refugee-like escape.
Xu Qing just wanted to pinch his little fist and beat this thing, the old lady became an evil demon in your mouth, and you should dip the pig cage with this magic stick.
Suddenly, I heard Han Wenxue's graceless "haha" laugh behind her, and it could be heard from the words that the two seemed to know each other.
She couldn't help but look at Han Wenxue suspiciously, very puzzled.
Not only her, Xu Zhiyuan also felt very weird, Han Wenxue had a slight cleanliness habit, she didn't want to touch the dirt road that was a little muddy, and she never tasted the food on the stall, why did she hold such a muddy little thing in her arms today without any disgust?
The little thing seemed to be very intimate with her, constantly arching in her arms, dyeing its white clothes into patches of postmodernist portraits that the ghost did not recognize
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, and also sticks out its small pink tongue to lick its beautiful cheeks.
He followed Han Wenxue's family for more than a month, and his footprints were all over most of China, and he didn't even touch a trace of her hand, this little guy could do whatever he wanted in her arms, Xu Zhiyuan couldn't help but feel a little jealous.
"Sister Wenxue, do you know?" Xu Qing asked strangely.
Han Wenxue was happy to see Chen Yi, but her face was deliberately stiffened, and said: "Who knows this Death Stick who cheats wherever he goes, if it weren't for me, I don't know how many little girls have been harmed by him today, Xu Qing, you have to be careful, this god stick likes to deceive little girls the most." ”
"Ahh
Xu Qing didn't know whether it was true or not, but she still took a few steps back and kept a certain distance from him.
"Tashi, that Dele!"
Chen Yi clasped his hands together and recited the only Tibetan sentence he would again, "The female benefactor's words are wrong, not because this seat loves to deceive the female donor, but because the female donor, as a vulnerable group in society, needs the help of the seat more, and accepts the help, and it is inevitable that the jade tree of the seat will be convinced by the chic and romantic style of the jade tree in the wind of the seat." ”
"Tsk, Master Chen, I helped a few female donors along the way, let's listen to it, I can talk to Sister Yan when I go back, maybe Sister Yan will be rewarded!"
Han Wenxue looked at Chen Yi, and the little tiger teeth came out, grinding and squeaking.
"Panic!"
Qingli, a very unrighteous little bastard, also yelled at Chen Yi, his little cheeks bulging, it really looked like he had done something angry and resentful.
"Wen Xue, is this your friend?"
Xu Zhiyuan looked at it for a long time and asked with a frown.
Han Wenxue stepped forward, pulled Chen Yi, who was still pretending to be there, pretending to be addicted to the stick, and pulled him in front of the Xu family sisters, and said, "This is Chen Yi, my friend in Quancheng, these two are Xu Zhiyuan and Xu Qing." ”
The brothers and sisters of the Xu family were surprised by each other, during the trip, they had never seen Han Wenxue so close to anyone, even Xu Qing, a woman.
Who is this dirty, stinky, beggar-like man?
"Sister Wen Xue, this deception, he is your friend?"
Xu Qing was incredulous and confirmed again.
"Miss Xu, just kidding, your money."
Chen Yi showed a mouthful of white teeth that matched his dark face, and handed back the few large bills.
Although she didn't get Han Wenxue's personal admission, seeing her tightly holding Chen Yi, she also knew that the relationship between the two was not ordinary, and Xu Qing even forgot to get the money back.
"How did you do this, did the powerful Master Chen encounter a robbery as soon as he left Quancheng?"
Han Wenxue tugged at Chen Yi's clothes that couldn't cover his body, and said with disgust and distress.
Chen Yi was angry and said: "Not only did I encounter a robbery, I was held hostage by the big demon king of the sect army from the mouth of the Yellow River, and it took more than half a month to go all the way, and I almost didn't hang up." ”
"Ahh
Han Wenxue exclaimed, "Did you meet that zombie again?" He didn't do anything to you, did he? ”
She still remembered Zong Jun vividly, and it was definitely the most terrifying thing she had ever seen in her life. It's not an exaggeration to say that it's a hell of a life.
"Alas, what's the matter, Lao Tzu was tossed by him all the way, you see, this dark circle hasn't gone down yet!"
Chen Yi was angry and pointed to his slightly blue eyes and said.
Needless to say, it was the mark left by someone after being "educated" by the Great Demon King Zongjun.
At this time, where did Chen Yi still have the half-distracted appearance just now, it was completely like a little gangster who was beaten up by someone, but had no way to take revenge.
Seeing that Chen Yi was still in the mood to complain, Han Wenxue knew that it was nothing serious, rolled her eyes, and said, "You deserve it!" ”
"Tut, you said it took you half a month to walk here from the mouth of the Yellow River?"
Xu Qing's face was full of disbelief, looking at this guy who bragged about not making drafts, "I heard that if backpackers walk such a long distance, at least they will have to."
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