Chapter 556: The Chartered Lady and the Big Tongue
"Could this person be a pervert, he doesn't even wear a pair of pants at night, but he's so handsome, there must be many people who are willing to stick it upside down......"
"How handsome is handsome! The thin skin and tender meat are like a little girl, let me tell you, this person is 100% a second chair from the south, and nine out of ten southern Yankees are two chairs......
The two voices kept croaking in Chen Guangda's ears, just like a flock of ducks, which made the groggy Chen Guangda inevitably wake up, but the warm body made him feel more comfortable, and when he subconsciously opened his eyes, it was indeed a round of the sun shining on him, and he was not only covered with a thick quilt, but also lying in a room full of pink. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"He's like he's awake......
A beautiful little face suddenly appeared in front of Chen Guangda's eyes, with big eyes and pointed chins, which were almost bubbling, but the beautiful face was suddenly pushed away, and a pitch-black face was squeezed in, and there was actually a pair of red horns on his head, and Chen Guangda, who was frightened, sat up suddenly with a startled sigh.
"Haha~ I'll just say it's a second chair, look at his cowardice, how can the old man call him like this......"
The black-faced girls sneered sarcastically, and when Chen Guangda looked at it, he was depressed and found that this was actually a woman who was wearing a black mask, and she was wearing a hairband with horns on her head, but although this woman looked very good, her posture was extremely bold, one foot on the bed and kept shaking, and a flat and snow-white little belly dangled in front of Chen Guangda's eyes.
"Hey, what's your name, why don't you come in and steal something without clothes......"
The girl next to her suddenly handed over a glass of water, and looked at Chen Guangda with curiosity on her face, this girl looked to be in her twenties at most, and she didn't know if she was a sister with a black face with the black-faced woman next to her, and Chen Guangda took the water and drank it in one go, cleared his throat and said, "I'...... I'm not here, hey, I'm not here to steal......."
"Haha~ It turns out that you have a big tongue, and it's so interesting to speak......"
The girl covered her small mouth and laughed, Chen Guangda also suddenly found that his tongue was so stiff, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't straighten his tongue, and there was a major discovery that made his heart sink fiercely, the black corpse worm not only did not die, but also attached to his palate and formed a callus, and he could feel a small bulge that was beating slightly when he took his tongue.
"Dare to say no, why don't you go into our yard if you don't steal things......?
The black-faced woman inserted Xiao Man's waist violently, with a typical Northeast girl's pungent energy, and she didn't speak like an ordinary girl with a soft voice, but there was a slight hoarse but magnetic taste, and Chen Guangda had to defend with a big tongue: "I robbed someone, I took all my clothes, I just want to find a dress to wear!"
"Stealing clothes is not stealing, your clothes can be taken casually, the things we lost a few days ago must have been stolen by you, and then dare to quibble with the old lady slapping you to death......"
The black-faced girls rolled up their sleeves as they spoke, and they planned to kill Chen Guangda if they didn't agree with each other, and Chen Guangda has always relied on his mouth to break into the rivers and lakes, but now he can't even say a whole sentence, and in the face of the black-faced girl's questioning, his urgent saliva splash can't be clear, so he can only wave his hand desperately and shake his head like a dumb person.
"Okay sister, you see that he fainted after a fall, he must be hungry, let's treat it as a refugee, you don't want to trouble him......"
The girl next to her was very understanding, and pulled the arm of the black-faced girl with a smile, but the black-faced girl glared at her angrily and said: "You yourself are almost full, and you still have the heart to help others, even if I don't hold him accountable for stealing, but he must pay the accommodation and food expenses, otherwise the old lady will send him to the coal mine to work as a coolie!"
"Live...... Accommodation fee?...... You're a hotel......"
Chen Guangda stammered and looked at the black-faced girl, saliva was still bubbling out, and the white-faced girl laughed and said: "We are not a hotel, but my sister is a charter wife, we have rented out the rooms here to refugees, and you have slept in my bed for three whole days, my sister has fed you a lot of food, if you have money, it will be more meaningful, my sister...... It's a bit of a pick!"
"What do you think I'm ...... Do I look like rich......"
Chen Guang looked at the black-faced girl with a smile and a smile, he was put on a pair of tattered pants, but there was nothing else, but the black-faced girl twisted her small waist and said proudly: "It doesn't matter if you don't have money, don't you have hands and feet to work for me, the old lady fed you all the eggs, if you dare not pay back, the old lady will pinch and burst your two eggs with her own hands, so that you can become a real second chair!"
"Oh......"
Chen Guangda had no choice but to nod bitterly, and finally understood that the second chair was the meaning of the eunuch or the sissy, and after the black-faced girl laughed proudly, she threw a set of shabby camouflage uniforms, and then said with a small waist: "Come downstairs and work for me later, don't grind for me!"
"Big tongue! My name is Li Niannian, what's your name? Where did you come from......
When the white-faced girl saw her sister turn around and go out, she held her chin and looked at Chen Guangda with a smile, as if she was particularly interested in him, a little white face in the south, but Chen Guangda's face was too pale because of excessive blood loss, and he hesitated for a moment before saying: "My name is Liu Tianliang, Hu Jianren, and I escaped from the outside in a daze, by the way! What kind of place are you?"
"You are such a fool, I don't know where you fled to, our name here is Lijiatun, a small place below Jingzhou......"
Li Niannian smiled without doubt, but Chen Guangda was secretly taken aback, he really rushed to the northeast, if he remembered correctly, this Jingzhou seemed to be one or two hundred kilometers away from Shen Yang, so he coughed lightly and asked, "...... you What's your sister's name, are they all locals here?"
"My sister's name is Li Jin, but we were both born in Shen Yang, and we originally came here to visit relatives, but then our aunt was bitten to death by a living corpse, and the two of us inherited this house, which can be regarded as half a local......"
Li Niannian sat up and looked at him with a smile, her long ponytail flicked behind her head, and she looked beautiful and playful in a snow-white down jacket, but Chen Guangda stammered in wonder: "You...... Your sister's name is a bit strange, why is your sister called Li ...... Li wrong?"
"It's 瑒! Add a difference next to the word Wang, it is to describe her as white and bright as a beautiful jade, and my name is more than every year, simple and clear, hehehe......"
Li Niannian jumped up with a smile, ran directly to get a men's cotton coat, handed it to him and said: "You secretly wear this dress in it, otherwise my sister will find out that she will charge you money again, but my sister is a knife mouth tofu heart, in fact, she is a very kind person, she has been taking care of you these days, and even the underwear is she helped you wear!"
"Hehe~"
Chen Guangda smiled dryly, the black-faced god he was speechless at all, he was forced to ask for money before he got off the bed, he really had never seen such a woman who slammed the door.
"Your sister won't let me farm......
Chen Guangda put on his clothes and got out of bed directly, but after moving his body a little, he found that although his strength had recovered a lot, his body was still very weak, and it was estimated that he would not recuperate honestly for half a month, so he didn't want to return to his heyday, and now he can only endure being abused.
"Our family has no land, and you can't plant it if you want to, but my sister can toss it......"
Li Niannian spread his hands helplessly, directly opened the door and took him out, who knew that a faint fragrance suddenly came to his face, and he saw a beautiful woman wearing big earrings walking over in a hurry, this beauty not only permed a fashionable big wave, but also wore a sexy tight skirt, and the career line with an E cup was not stingy to show.
"Look at it, wow, don't you come with me, stupid......"
The beauty suddenly glanced at Chen Guangda viciously, Chen Guangda almost fell downstairs, this fashionable beauty was actually the black-faced god just now, and Li Jin put on a long black down jacket and said: "Big tongue!
"Zidao ......"
Chen Guangda scratched his head with a depressed face, he never expected that this black-faced god was actually more beautiful than her sister, and after he followed Li Jin down to the second floor, there were already a group of migrant workers standing outside the door who were dressed similarly to him, carrying all kinds of farm tools in their hands, if it weren't for their menacing posture, Chen Guangda thought that they were going to go out collectively to open up the wasteland.
"Sister, you underworld ......"
Chen Guangda dragged Li Jin with a somewhat frightened look, Li Jin immediately straightened his waist proudly, pushed his hand away and said arrogantly: "Although my sister is not an underworld, but in our territory, if you don't play a little black, you will suffer a loss, and I will take you to meet the means of my sisters later, brothers!
"Wearing such waves, fighting or sitting on the platform......"
Chen Guangda looked at Li Jin suspiciously, the little lady's big ass became even more coquettish when she twisted up, and when she got out of the courtyard, she got directly into a small red BMW, Li Niannian also ran up to drive her personally, but Chen Guangda just wanted to follow up but was scolded by Li Jin: "You are blind!
"Little white face! This ......"
Someone suddenly shouted Chen Guangda in the back, and when he subconsciously looked back, a group of migrant workers had climbed into a farm vehicle, and he had to step on the tires crookedly and also turned into the body, who knew that the leader not only gave him a hoe, but also smeared a handful of dust on his face, and then nodded with satisfaction: "Yes! This is a bit of a gentleman!"
"Nima! It's a dog......
Chen Guangda wanted to cry without tears, hugged the rotten hoe, squatted in the car body crookedly, and was crowded with migrant workers in their seventies and eighties who were still pretending to be little hooligans.
However, after the farm truck ran up, Chen Guangda found that this tunzi was not small at all, he didn't see the city wall because it was too far away, and when he asked casually, he knew that this place was actually crowded with as many as 50,000 or 60,000 people, and there were several such tunzi around, and it is said that the largest one has a population of hundreds of thousands.
"Tell you the little white face, our big beautiful sister has taken on a big project outside, and now she has to negotiate with another group of people, in case you do it, you must not be cowardly, and the biker party will also come to help us later......"
An old man over half a hundred years old suddenly compared with Chen Guangda, full of unspeakable awesome and proud, and Chen Guangda heard that there was a biker party to help, and finally felt that today's face was a little reliable, but after a piece of dripping horn suddenly sounded, Chen Guangda almost didn't drop his pants in shock.
"This ...... This is the biker? ...... you? You're not kidding me......"
Chen Guangda stammered and pointed to a group of motorcycles that had just caught up, he had the impression that the bikers were either riding Harleys or road races, and at least they had to build a few domestic princes to be presentable, but these behind were either poor little sheep, or red and blue frame cars with a strong local atmosphere, or the kind with plastic trunks.
The hair of these riders is also dyed colorful, one by one is like the little brother in the barbershop, and the leader is a cool little golden retriever, riding a big pedal with a hi song "Boat King", and waving his arms to "yo roar roar" ghost screams with them, and when he asked Li Jin what kind of project he was on, the answer was actually ...... Quantun septic tank renovation project!
(This chapter is deliberately left for the New Year's re-issue, and Futu is here to wish everyone in the new year, all wishes come true, good health, and a happy family! Don't forget to smash the refreshed monthly pass!)