Chapter 2: Adorable Pets
Nowadays, the pigs are humming and chirping in the pen and eating pigweed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info pigs breathe a rich aura, eat the grass that contains rich aura, drink the spring water full of aura, each head is fat and strong, weighing more than 400 catties, it is time to kill and eat.
However, Zheng Zhefan didn't plan to kill the pig himself, although he wanted to kill the pig and raise his finger to wash and peel a pig clean.
The gentleman cooks far away, it is okay to eat meat, but the slaughter is still exempt.
A few chickens were already roaming in the morning light among the orchards to catch insects and eat them. Most of these chickens are hens with only one rooster.
The chickens are all chicks bought two months ago, but the hens have now grown to weigh more than three catties, and the largest rooster is bigger, weighing six catties, with gorgeous feathers and majestic posture.
Zheng Zhefan knew that in a few days, these chickens would probably lay eggs. These aura-filled eggs are a good thing.
And the two macaques, they are already carrying hoes to loosen the soil between the orchards and fertilize them.
They wore their own skirts made of leaves to cover their shame - and the shame showed that the two monkeys already had a sense of human morality.
They wield their hoes in a way that looks like old farmers who have been doing farm work for decades.
However, the cute appearance of occasionally scratching ears and cheeks still makes people laugh.
These are two macaques that have opened their minds through spirituality. Naturally, in addition to their own good spiritual roots, they are also inseparable from Zheng Zhefan's help. Zheng Zhefan also taught them a set of cultivation exercises, so that they could not only help themselves take care of the mountains and rivers in the Dingzhong Grange.
Today, the two macaques have also reached the middle stage of foundation building.
Zheng Zhefan named the larger monkey Sun Xiaowu.
The other smaller one is called Sun Xiaokong.
With the help of these two monkeys, Zheng Zhefan almost didn't have to manage the grange in the mountains and rivers by himself, and he didn't know how much trouble he saved.
Zheng Zhefan stood in front of a thatched house on the edge of the fruit forest, looking at this beautiful thing with a pleasant feeling, and his mood was very comfortable: it was really not easy to make the space in the mountains and rivers into what it is now in less than a year.
The mountains and rivers are full of spiritual energy, the land is fertile, and the fruits and grains grown are extraordinary.
The wheat is almost ripe, the peaches are almost ripe, the vegetables are almost ready to be harvested, and the chickens are laying eggs. If your parents and relatives take these foods for a long time, it is reasonable that your life will be extended, right?
"Master, you are here, you take a look, you don't notify me in advance, let me be ready to receive you, oh oh-" A lazy and funny voice sounded in the thatched house behind Zheng Zhefan.
Finally a big yawn.
There was a deep sense of drowsiness in this yawn.
"Meow fattening, good morning! Why did you get up so early today?" Zheng Zhefan didn't need to look back to know that this voice was made by the tabby shorthair cat.
Last winter, Zheng Zhefan picked up the cat on the campus of Yuzhou University.
casually threw it into the space of Shanheding.
Later, he took a closer look and found that this cat was still a very expensive breed, similar in appearance to Garfield, and it looked very funny and cute.
Zheng Zhefan tried to see if it had a spiritual root.
After checking it, he found that the tabby cat's spiritual root was fine, so he helped it open its mind, improve its IQ, and teach it cultivation exercises.
Finally, he also gave it a "meow fattening".
As the time spent together increased, Zheng Zhefan found that the cat named Garfield in the movie was lazy, greedy, treacherous and cute.
Zheng Zhefan was angry, so he helped it change its appearance, and now, this tabby bobtail cat is like Garfield in the movie.
The similarity can reach 99%!
A big tabby cat with a body length of one meter, walking upright, shamelessly exposed a certain thing under his crotch and twisted his fat butt in front of Zheng Zhefan, sleepy-eyed, rubbing his eyes with his paws, and said flatteringly: "Although I know that dreams determine reality, and I really want to sleep for a little longer, but I can't live up to the master's trust in me, I must supervise them to work hard and eat well, and keep the whole grange in order." ”
Zheng Zhefan glanced at it: "Meow fattening, I don't seem to have given you the power to supervise the work, right?" Also, you eat too fat, you know, when the pigs are too fat, it is not far from them entering the slaughterhouse. ”
Meow Jiafei listened to Zheng Zhefan's words, his eyes were round all of a sudden, and an exaggerated look of horror appeared on the cat's face, this expression was really too humane, it shrunk its almost short neck and said weakly: "Master, I think you must have a brain disorder, I am a cat, not a pig!
Zheng Zhefan said angrily: "If you get fat, you will be more like a pig than a pig! I have decided, I still want to give you a job, let you support yourself, you can no longer eat and drink like this, I don't do anything, and I will be unscrupulous and endlessly fat." ”
Meow Jiafei looked deferential, and said with anxiety in his eyes: "Master, I won't do any rough work without any technical content like those two monkeys." ”
"Then what are you good at?" asked Zheng Zhefan teasingly.
"I'm good at the noblest things in the world. Meow said.
"What exactly?" Zheng Zhefan raised his eyebrows. If this dead cat dares to say that he is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, he is ready to help it loosen its bones.
"Eat and sleep. If no one disturbs me, I can sleep until the end of the world, sleep is the most wonderful thing in the world, when you fall asleep, you can achieve any dream in your dreams, of course, it would be perfect if you could sleep and eat a cooked pork leg. Meow and the fat cat's face was full of sycophantic smiles, and Tian said shamelessly. It is a smart cat, and it knows that its owner likes his own cute shamelessness.
"Phew! What a shameless cat! I know what you can do. Zheng Zhefan laughed and scolded and kicked Meow Fat to the side.
He walked towards the peach grove.
The peaches on the tree were the size of an adult's fist, and they might be ripe in a few days. At this point, you can already smell the sweet fruity aroma.
At this moment, a soft singing voice came.
It was the theme song of the famous cartoon "Bear Infested":
The hibernation holiday has just ended
I'm still a little confused
Birds wake up the forest overhead
The spring air makes me comfortable......
Zheng Zhefan saw the big rooster singing with his head held high, while patrolling beside his little wives.
Don't say it, it's really nice to sing.
Even if there is no soundtrack, it can be called tactful, beautiful and moving.
A big rooster, but it is still a female voice, Zheng Zhefan is very speechless about it. This rooster is naturally enlightened, and it can be regarded as a cute pet chicken demon created by Zheng Zhefan.
Zheng Zhefan named it Ji Xiaomi.
"Master, master, I caught a fat grub, it tastes delicious, do you want to taste it?" Ji Xiaomi also saw Zheng Zhefan approaching, pecked a big white grub on his sharp beak, came to Zheng Zhefan, put down the insect, pressed the insect under his paws, and said to Zheng Zhefan.
"Thanks, enjoy it for yourself, I don't like this. Zheng Zhefan said politely.
He said in his heart, it seems that although Ji Xiaomi has been enlightened by himself, this IQ is still stuck in the idea that he is a chicken.
"I'm good at singing, let's learn a few more songs in the future. Zheng Zhefan said to Ji Xiaomi again.
He had already thought of the arrangements for Ji Xiaomi.
At this time, two monkeys, Sun Xiaowu and Sun Xiaokong, also came to Zheng Zhefan. Zheng Zhefan talked with them about wheat harvesting, vegetable harvesting, fruit picking, and so on. He wanted the monkeys to learn how to make wine from fruits, process sauerkraut with vegetables, grind wheat and so on.
When it comes to work, it still depends on these two monkeys.
Sun Xiaowu and Sun Xiaokong were only 50 centimeters tall when they were included in the Shanhe Ding space by Zheng Zhefan, and now, they have grown to about 1.5 meters, and they are even more muscular. More importantly, these two monkeys are very loyal to Zheng Zhefan, and they will do whatever they want.