Chapter 1: Let's shake it on this hot night
Hot summer nights. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The freshman military training of Jiangzhou University has just ended, and the four of them are sitting together in the 606 dormitory of Zhiyuan.
Fang Zihao, whose hair was sprayed with mousse, shiny and shiny, and as hard as pig hair, shouted novelly: "Have you seen the big wave girl who just held Yu Guanghui at the school gate, isn't that the ex-girlfriend of the third child, Zhu Hongyan?"
Yi Fan glanced at Fang Zihao, the third child he was talking about was him.
"What you say is true!" Room head Zhao Zhi's eyes widened, with a look of surprise: "Before Zhu Hongyan's military training, wasn't she still with the kid who played basketball in the next class, why did you change your boyfriend now?!"
Fang Zihao touched his oil head and was amazed: "Tut, this woman has changed three boyfriends in a row in the past six months, one is higher than the other! Every time she changes her boyfriend, she says in the circle of friends that she has found true love, if it weren't for the boyfriend who changed too often, each boyfriend would be getting richer and richer, I almost believed it!"
"It's not three, plus Brother Fan, it's four. Lin Cheng, the little man who was sitting in the corner and watching, lifted his round-framed glasses and said suddenly.
"The third child is half at most. "The head of the room, Zhao Zhi, made up another knife, this kind of behavior is the same as his style of fighting Dota and grabbing people's heads, it's really the same as a dime.
Hey, I said, I'm in front of you, can you think about my feelings!
"Ahem!" Yi Fan coughed dryly, intending to remind these people.
But then again, if you want to say whether this Zhu Hongyan is an ex-girlfriend, Yi Fan himself can't tell.
Although Zhu Hongyan is her high school classmate, she really has some relationships only in her junior year of high school.
In high school, Zhu Hongyan's grades were not very good, but Yi Fan was the top student in the class.
Yi Fan is enthusiastic and answers all questions, but the time in the third year of high school is tight, of course, he focuses on his own review, and it is inevitable that he will not be able to take care of it.
Later, one day after school, Zhu Hongyan actually confessed to Yi Fan in private, saying that she wanted to be Yi Fan's girlfriend and be admitted to the same university as Yi Fan!
Yi Fan was preparing for the college entrance examination at that time, and he didn't have the heart to fall in love at all, so he immediately refused, just saying that he would wait until the college entrance examination was over.
Zhu Hongyan proposed several times, Yi Fan refused several times, and in the face of Zhu Hongyan, who was pure and lovely at the time, to say that Yi Fan had not used his little crooked brain, it was false.
Although Yi Fan refused the first confession of her mother's womb, Zhu Hongyan was very attentive, so that later, Yi Fan felt a little guilty in his heart, and took time to make up for Zhu Hongyan.
In this way, Yi Fan's learning progress was inevitably delayed, but fortunately, Zhu Hongyan was also admitted to Jiangzhou University.
But after the college entrance examination results came out, Zhu Hongyan never contacted Yi Fan again, went to college, and never officially said hello.
Yi Fan always felt that there was a feeling of being used......
But this is all an old thing, besides, which person's youth is not bloody, Yi Fan is relaxed, and once the time passes, he doesn't care too much, and only a few buddies in the dormitory know about it.
"Third child, what are you coughing up, I don't know which one in the 606 dormitory, nothing happened to the two of you at all, I don't think you kid likes Zhu Hongyan either, but I just feel awkward in my heart. Fang Zihao is really big in the flowers, and he pointed out what Yi Fan thought in his heart with a sharp shot.
These guys are really ruthless!
There are four people in the 606 dormitory, freshmen, although they have only been together for more than a semester, but the relationship is quite good, in order of age, Zhao Zhi is the eldest, not only the class president, but also the head of room 606, is a square-faced straight man. Fang Zihao is the second child, with mousse oil hair all the year round, handsome appearance, a little money at home, and the first person to call himself the 606 dormitory sister. Lin Cheng is the fourth, thin, wears round-framed glasses, and is addicted.
There is also the third Yifan, except for a heart that is unwilling to be ordinary, it is so ordinary that it can't be more ordinary.
Bite!
Bite!
Bite!
Fang Zihao's mobile phone suddenly rang non-stop, he hurriedly picked it up, his face was happy, he was simply grinning, holding the mobile phone with both hands to type and reply.
As soon as Yi Fan saw Fang Zihao's expression, he immediately guessed what was going on.
"Second child, have you made an appointment with your sister again?" Zhao Zhi, the head of the room, stepped forward with envy, grabbed the mobile phone, and looked up the chat history with drooling: "Wow, it's still a pure sister paper! Sister paper is out of love, I want to find someone to talk to, alas! Why don't you look for me?"
Fang Zihao had already picked up the small mirror on the table, grabbed his hair while spraying mousse, and said excitedly: "Who are you looking for if you don't look for me?" I Fang Zihao is the first person to take care of my sister in the 606 dormitory, and I have created my own 'Seven Tricks of Scientifically Treating My Sister', this face is so handsome that the world cannot tolerate it, do you say that my sister can not look for me?"
Ahh
The other three in the dormitory had begun to gag.
Zhao Zhi scratched his head and asked, "Then for Mao, I will press your sister's seven moves, and I have received seven good person cards in the past six months?"
"Uh...... Every great theory is not very perfect at the beginning!" Fang Zihao snatched back his mobile phone, saluted Zhao Zhi, and said solemnly: "Thank you to the head of the room for personally experimenting and helping me improve the 'Seven Tricks of Science and Sister', don't you see that I have put on the third sister paper!"
"What a ......," Zhao Zhi said dissatisfied.
Fang Zihao picked up his schoolbag and ran out, shouting, "Don't talk about it, I'm going out to meet my sister, and I won't come back tonight." ”
Zhao Zhi, as the head of the dormitory, expressed everyone's opinions: "Do you have a conscience, second child, after the military training, you will eat barbecue together, and you will go out to soak the girls, causing 10,000 points of damage to the single dogs in the 606 dormitory!"
"Don't say I have no conscience, I'll teach you another trick, when a girl falls out of love, it's the best time to attack. By the way, barbecue will be eaten tomorrow night!And, fourth, you don't see those!" Fang Zihao didn't forget to shout when he closed the door.
Zhao Zhi shouted: "It's also a book, at least the fourth child's writing is much better than yours, and he is still a backbone member of the school newspaper, but it's your method of picking up girls, and I'm about to turn me into a cloud spare tire in the class!"
When Fang Zihao left, it was already more than 11 o'clock in the evening, and it seemed that this kid really planned to attack when his sister was out of love, so he didn't want to come back.
"Third child, do you say Zihao's method of taking the sister, is it really feasible?" Zhao Zhi scratched his head.
"Room chief, the single dog asks the single dog, I can only talk to you!" Yi Fan smiled bitterly.
"Alas!" Zhao Zhi shook his head, looking unwilling.
On the last day of today's military training, the school organized a lot of phalanx exercises, which made Yi Fan and the three of them so tired that they went to bed early after chatting a few words.
There was a snoring sound, and the head of the room, Zhao Zhi, fell asleep at once.
Lin Cheng read the novel, yawned repeatedly, took off his round-framed glasses, and fell asleep.
Yi Fan was the only one in the bedroom, tossing and turning, unable to sleep for a long time.
To say that Yi Fan does not envy Fang Zihao, that is false, getting rid of the single is a glorious task of human beings, how can we lack a part of our strength.
But......
Yi Fan opened the desktop of his mobile phone and flipped through the various apps on his hand, what Momo, Tantan, Accompany, Meet, Rub, and Seek to Strip Naked......
What kind of mess is this......
Fang Zihao's "Seven Tricks of Science to Treat Girls", said at the beginning that the era of WeChat flirting with girls has passed, and as a result, at the instigation of Fang Zihao, everyone in the 606 bedroom almost installed these apps again, but, except for registering a bunch of accounts, sending a few greetings to beauties who don't know whether the pictures are true or false, and sending a few greetings that no one has replied to for half a year, there is really no use...
Occasionally, there are a few replies.,It's really exciting.,Just about to show my flirtatious moves.。
duang's a bit!
It prompts you to recharge to reply......
The city routine is really deep!
Spam text messages have increased a lot, could it be that I opened them in the wrong way?
That's not right, didn't the two sister papers that Fang Zihao's kid made an appointment with also shake them with WeChat?
It turned out to be a big circle, and it came back again.
Don't believe in evil anymore!
I don't have any requirements, just a big wave of thin waist stockings, long legs, black hair, big eyes, rich daughter, lonely and lonely beauty!
Yi Fan picked up WeChat and shook it:
Whew!
Whew!
Whew!
……
What's more, the mothers are thousands of miles away, and the nearest ones are all males!
The avatars are like wolves and tigers!
What the hell is luck!
Yi Fan retreated angrily, and suddenly saw that under the shaking of WeChat, there was also a function of a drifting bottle.
The function of this drifting bottle is very small.
Fang Zihao's "Science Sister Opening Part II" doesn't say that subtle girls like to use drifting bottles to date?
Could it be that the sister paper has switched to the drifting bottle, so you can't shake the sister paper for a long time?
The function of this drifting bottle, although drowned in the army of rocking cannons, is as shining as gold in the sand!
Yi Fan nodded in without hesitation.
The pages of the drifting bottle are very simple, left, middle and right, respectively, "throw one", "pick one", and "my bottle".
"Then pick one up!"
Yi Fan tapped the tip of his finger.
Rumble!
A thunderbolt flashed outside the window, and the white light instantly illuminated the bedroom!
The original blue mobile phone screen suddenly flashed with dazzling white light, and Yi Fan's fingertips felt a tingling and numb electric shock!
The phone is leaking and about to blow up?!
This thought flashed in Yi Dan's mind, and he was hesitating whether to throw the phone on the eldest bed or the fourth bed, when three mechanical voices immediately came into his mind:
"Yi Fan, 19 years old, male, mortal. Locked!"
"Current plane: Earth. Plane connected to: Xuan Ming Cultivation Realm. Locked!"
"The largest chain store in the Xuanming Cultivation Realm has been locked: Tianzi No. 1 Shop. You can start looting!"
Wait?!
What the hell is this locked and the Xuan Ming Cultivation Realm?!
Yi Fan hadn't scolded his mother in his heart, and another mechanical voice came to his brain again:
"Warning: The earth is cut off from the Three Thousand Cultivation World, the aura is thin, and the failure rate of robbery is high!"
Yes?!
What is the situation of the robbery, and it can still fail?!
Why did the painting style change abruptly?!
"The configuration has been completed, I wish you a happy Xiuzhen Road, thank you!"
Hey, what about you! Why don't you go away from me!
The screen of the mobile phone is bright, and it is back to the same as before, and it is still the blue sea.
What happened, Yi Fan felt a little furious in his heart.
Grunt.
He swallowed, his fingers tapping "pick one".