Chapter Seventy-Six: Short but Explosive!

"Dad, calm down!!" Facing the outbreak of Sun Maofeng, Fan Cheng persuaded.

"Calm down, fart! Look at your face, how do you calm me!Hey!! Xiaonan!!!"

"No, I'm called Abei now. Fan Cheng said.

The audience couldn't stop laughing, it was very interesting that Fan Cheng was not a man but a woman and became a man, Sun Maofeng's outburst was even more fun and full of oppression, and now Fan Cheng's serious explanation is the same, he is obviously a woman but has become a man, and he explains his name at such a critical moment, this conflict and the difference between heat and cold are very interesting in themselves.

"Xiao Nan, Ah Bei, is it a good match!" Sun Maofeng patted his thigh.

"Hahahahahaha!" The audience still didn't react, and there was a burst of laughter in the backstage, do you still complain about these at this time?

"You've changed your name well!"

"It's just a coincidence!" Fan Cheng said.

"When I was a child, I always shouted that I wanted to marry my father, but now it seems that I heard it wrong, aren't you going to marry your father but become a father!?"

"That's a bit too much, isn't it?" asked Fan Cheng with his arms crossed.

"Besides, people like you usually should be slimmer, why are you as strong as a construction worker!?" Sun Maofeng asked.

The scene continued to burst into laughter, indeed, it stands to reason that this change should be neutral, Fan Cheng, who has short hair and stubble and beer belly, said that it was a woman who violated the harmony before!

"What's the matter, I like this!" Fan Cheng said stiffly.

After a pause, Fan Cheng said: "Listen to me, I opened a bar in the imperial capital, but I owe money because of poor management." ”

Fan Cheng was obviously a little embarrassed, and he didn't even want to look at his father.

"How much?" asked Sun Maofeng.

"Three million!" Fan Cheng said.

After a pause, Fan Cheng turned around and said, "Huh, aren't you scared?"

Sun Maofeng immediately continued: "I was frightened by your changes, and now I don't feel it when I hear three million!"

"Really?"

"The stamina will have to wait a while before it appears!"

"Yes, and I'm still married!" Fan Cheng said.

"Who's it?"

"The appearance is female, but the household registration is male, which is what we often call a shemale!"

After another pause, he turned his head and said, "Huh, you're still not scared this time?"

"I'm too scared by you this time, and I don't know how to deal with it at all!"

There was another burst of laughter, and the audience could hear it, this sketch was composed of flips and impacts again and again, and now everyone is looking forward to what kind of development will follow.

"Is that so?" asked Fan Cheng.

"That's what happens when people are really scared. ”

"By the way, we also have children!" Fan Cheng continued.

"You haven't finished breaking the news yet!??" Sun Maofeng couldn't help but complain.

"This is the photo, look at it!" Fan Cheng walked up and handed the photo to Sun Maofeng.

"It's cute, it's cute, but it looks a bit like a foreigner......" Sun Maofeng said with reading glasses.

"Because I'm married to a Panamanian!" Fan Cheng said.

"You can't stop breaking the news!" Sun Maofeng broke out again.

"What's the Panama !?? a little confused!!"

"What's the matter!?" Fan Cheng asked.

"Where!?"

"What?"

"Where's Panama!!???" Sun Maofeng shouted in the laughter of the audience.

"Next to Costa Rica!"

"!??Where's Costa Rica?"

"So it doesn't matter where it is!" Fan Cheng said.

"After so long, I went home, I was transgender, I got married, and I had children, and now all the squirts out of your mouth after coming home are surprise announcements!"

"Why are you suddenly so angry!?? Fan Cheng couldn't help but ask as if he retorted.

"Lao Tzu remembered the three million!! Sun Maofeng roared.

"Just react now!?"

"What do you want to do? There's no way our family can get this money, you damn girl!"

"No...... I should be a son now, right?" Fan Cheng explained.

"Ah, yes, that's right, I forgot...... Who has the means to accept this shock so quickly!"

"I can't talk to Dad anymore, Mom, are you in the room!?" Fan Cheng shouted behind Sun Maofeng.

Sun Maofeng stood still, and his voice regained the deep voice it had when he first came out: "Your mother ran away from home. ”

"What?" Fan Cheng was stunned.

"I ran away with the old Wang of the fried fritter stall next door. Fan Cheng said.

"Ah???????" Fan Cheng looked very surprised.

"When?" he asked.

"This morning. Sun Maofeng said.

"Ahh??h

Sun Maofeng clenched his fists and used all his strength, as if complaining about the twists and turns of life and unwillingly, he shouted out his next line: "What a ghost day!!!!!!!!!!!"

Except for the two people on the stage, everyone was about to paralyze from laughter after hearing Fan Cheng's roar.

"What the hell is this day! The whole family is in ruins!" Sun Maofeng yelled and collapsed a little.

"Bastard! bastard!" he cried out in pain as he knelt on the ground, leaning back and forth to the laughing audience below.

"Dad......" Fan Cheng also quieted down at this time.

"That's the way it is, get out of here, don't come back in the future. Sun Maofeng stood up and said to Fan Cheng.

"I know, who wants this kind of family!" Fan Cheng picked up his baggage.

"But one last thing I have to say. He said.

Sun Maofeng also stood up.

Fan Cheng leaned his body towards Sun Maofeng, pointed to his eyes and said, "My myopia, laser surgery is done!"

"You really have the face to talk about this matter at the end!" Sun Maofeng finally had a more normal complaint at the end.

At this point, the performance ended, and Fan Cheng and the two stepped down.

The impact on the entire studio hall of Jinmen Station was so huge that Fan Cheng and the others were unable to recover after they got off the stage.

After waiting for half a minute, the host finally walked up holding his stomach.

"It's really laughing at me, the audience and friends may not know, our backstage host and other contestants have never watched this show, just when Fan Cheng performed, our backstage was also laughing and couldn't stand it, and the camera brother next to me couldn't bear the camera!"

The audience nodded one after another, Fan Cheng's show was indeed too hilarious.

When it came up, it seemed unremarkable, and many viewers even thought of the common "healing" sketches in this era, where the son who had been away from home for many years came back from outside, and the two sides made some small jokes that were not big or small, tickling because of misunderstandings or other reasons, which attracted a burst of laughter, and finally the father and son recognized each other, the scene was complete, and the old father staged a touching hymn or something.

This kind of sketch is very common in China, and even more than ten years later, this kind of sketch will still appear on various stages from time to time.

But this idea was soon completely shredded by the lines of Fan Cheng and Sun Maofeng.

It's so exciting.

The first turning point is that the young man in front of him like a migrant worker is not a man but a woman?

The China of this world, although the degree of openness is better than that of Fan Cheng's world in 2000, and the content of Fan Cheng's sketches will not be banned, but in the end it is only 2000, and topics such as transsexuality rarely appear in the mainstream media, and Fan Cheng's performance content can be said to be very avant-garde.

The shocks can be described as continuous.

The daughter has become a man, not only has her name changed, but her appearance is even more different, with short hair, stubble and beer belly, she can't see the appearance of her daughter in her memory at all.

In the back, this daughter still owes millions outside, and there is even an old ...... of a shemale Wife or husband.

keeps an unexpected beginning, then constantly exaggerated, constantly flipped, Xiao Nan played by Fan Cheng is almost impossible to exist in reality, but it is this absurd, completely different state in reality that gave birth to such an interesting show.

Maybe the shock of this show to the audience and cross talk sketch artists will not be as big as Fan Cheng's second round of programs, after all, the second round of programs is almost an innovative conceptual work that opens the world, but the advantage of this show is that it is more interesting, and it is more interesting than Fan Cheng's second round of programs.

In fact, the text can't fully describe the fun of this show, during the performance of the show, the two cooperated seamlessly, and kept throwing out the baggage, especially Sun Maofeng's explosive performance is a very important thing in this show, Sun Maofeng's performance is not real, and the skit itself is not going to be real.

Frankly speaking, the situation of the character played by Sun Maofeng is actually very miserable, if you are not good at this kind of performance, it is likely that the role will be miserable enough but not interesting enough, in that case, the audience will never laugh, only like Sun Maofeng, although the plot is extremely miserable, the performance can make the audience laugh without scruples is a good performance.

Fan Cheng's performance is a nightmare for the two players behind them, like the previous four rounds of the show, there is still only four minutes of performance time, this is the only thing they dare to do, the impact of the four-minute performance is too much, so that the audience can not recover from the impact of the performance, and in the end, all the performances of the Ma Sanli Cup ended in the performance of the other two groups of players.

Next is the twenty-minute voting time, when the audience votes, several artists who did not participate in the competition in the cross talk sketch circle were invited to the stage, although they do not have the right to judge, but their influence is still very great, this time they were invited by the program team to comment on the first seven groups of programs, and predict the final champion.