Chapter 033: Three Knocks on the Door The First Pot of Gold
The guest is obviously not a good guest who understands tea, and he can't hear that the landlord's kung fu tea has reached the point where he can brew the mood, and he didn't drink a sip after waiting for a long time, he only felt that his throat was smoking, and he poured out the boiling water as soon as he stretched out the kettle and held it to the highest, only the muscles of his body were stable on this arm, and the water line with the thickness of a hemp rope was pouring down continuously, and his big mouth was turned up to the mouth, and his Adam's apple was rhythmically agitated, and he kept drinking for a while, and the boiling water was less than half a pot, "Happy!" He roared, stood up, patted his stomach, and wiped the corners of his mouth. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info Liu Yuanbing looked at him coldly, a bit like the eyes of the beautiful boss who looked at the night earlier.
The guest's long thick arm reached out firmly across the coffee table and pressed it on the landlord's shoulder: "Angry? I don't know about kung fu tea, but I've heard Xiao Bi say that kung fu tea is not a way to calm the mind and cultivate one's self-cultivation? If you are really angry, it will go against the original intention of tasting tea, which means that you still can't get home; I called you a round cake, which is a piece of kindness, in order to distinguish it from my little cake brother, you don't accept my kindness, forget it, what's the matter, really angry? Can you get it? "It is said that people are similar, this person is three thousand miles away from the boss of the beautiful night, he has never met, he has never communicated, and it is impossible for him to be born by a mother, and the tone of his speech is really similar, this is the world is really wonderful.
"You guy, Ma Bing asked me to call you Dasha, I think you are a big shark, no, it's a big sand cow, you know the big sand cow that fishes out your mouth indiscriminately." "Big sand cow? What do you look at, old boy? Can't tell the difference between male and female? Ge Laozi is a big bull, do you want me to take it off and show you clearly? Dasha's palm on his shoulder was changed to grasping, and he was about to grab him closer, and the other hand was about to loosen the belt of his trousers. Liu Yuanbing's lean right hand five-finger halberd opened, forked out, and pierced out from the five fingers and four seams of Dasha, Da Mu pointed to the outside of Da Sham's finger, and actually held his hand: "You thick ......" "Thick!" Of course coarse! It's a lot thicker than your five little radish strips. "You ......," Liu Yuanbing raised another fist. This one? If you have a fist so thick, haven't I really become a bull? Dasha laughed, and could easily withdraw his hand from the landlord's five fingers, "Enough! Try it out, you haven't declined, and you're still strong. But my brother taught you to be a good man, and in the future, you can fight with us, don't fight with us. The spicy tang of Sichuan dialect is not something that your Hakka appetite can bear. ”
Speaking of this, Dasha's white face, which had never passed by today, was solemnly sold, and he got up and hugged his fists and solemnly sang: "Hey! Sichuan Brother Pao's five-pipe fist is an authentic descendant of Shache, meet the seniors! "Wow! Liu Yuanbing, the heir of the Qilin Dance of the Strange Stone Paddy Field, is fortunate to be! The two of them shook each other and sat down again. Shache asked: "I have only heard of the Qilin Dance of the Liao family in Liguang Village in Qishi before, I wonder if the Qilin Dance of the Paddy Field You said has anything to do with them?" "All of them are inherited from the strange stone dance unicorn 250 years ago, and the Zheng, Deng, Lin, Liu, Liao and other families in the two villages have been passed down, among which the unicorn dance in our paddy field can be studied to the sixth generation, and the unicorn dance of Li Guang can be studied to the fifth generation." Liu Yuanbing didn't say much, "You and I are like-minded people, please talk about them as equals." ”
The buttocks of the sand cart were next to the stool, and the old state sprouted, and he arched his hand and said: "Equals are equals, refreshing." I'm not welcome to that brother, I've been to the stone for more than ten years, riding bicycles, electric cars, motorcycles, tricycles, and later driving Xiali, Santana, Jetta, Sonata several kinds of taxis, through the streets and alleys of the stone, I think I know the stone very well, today I learned that there is a line of dancing unicorn in the strange stone inheritance, your kung fu is very good, it seems that there are many masters in the dancing unicorn team. "Many of them dare not say yet, but there are still dozens of people." "I didn't know anything before, and I won't dare to arrogantly claim to be a strange stone in the future."
Although Liu Yuanbing's face was a little softened, he was still a little hesitant, "It's just a peer relationship, as a brother, I am already a person who wants to be sixth, brother, you are only in your early forties, you should respect me as a brother." "Since they are already brothers, they are equal to each other, just like now, I will not sit taller than you when I become a brother, don't you say?" "Yes......" "That's right, your promise, and our relationship will be ironclad from then on." Besides, what do you mean by brother, brother? It's not like whoever is old will be a younger brother. In the future, I will cover you, with me covering, you will straighten your waist and be a man, if anyone dares to bully you again, as long as you say a word, my brother and I are far away in Yingren Shicun, and I will drive a flying car to help you. ”
Seeing that he couldn't pick up the conversation, Shache continued: "It seems that my brother still doesn't have the consciousness that he can't fight with the Sichuan rat, only when it's okay in the future, you make kung fu tea better, please brother, I often come over to inspire you." "With a rough person like you, can you still know whether tea is good or not?" Liu Yuanbing finally interjected a sentence. "What's the water, is my brother a rough man? Wait for the next time my brother will give you a copy of the complete collection of American essays written by himself, "Forget the Memory", study hard, by the way, brother, our guests should arrive, you smile, don't keep your face tight, and maintain the hospitality of the hospitable family. ”
Don't look at Liu Yuanbing's shrewd and capable appearance, on the other hand, the sand car is thick and reckless, but in fact, the sand car has a clear heart, is constantly smart, and can grasp the overall situation, Liu Yuanbing's original strengths in front of him can't be shown at all, and even the response is a little unprepared. Although this is related to Liu Yuanbing's stubborn and honest personality and not adapting to the out-of-the-box character of the sand car, this is also the external advantage of the sand car's inner world. People who are close to Shu Chu, over time, do not have a fuel-efficient lamp.
As soon as Shache's voice fell, Xin Zhi's knock on the door sounded, and it only rang three times. Listening to the change in volume and rhythm of the knock on the door, the two people in the room bowed their heads and were satisfied. Three knocks on the door inadvertently became the touchstone for the two people in the house: in Liu Yuanbing's ears, these three sounds are useful for the "Guan Gong Patrol City" method of kung fu tea art, the charm of the first tour, the second tour, and the third tour of pouring three cups of tea, and the gongs, drums, and rice at the beginning of the dance unicorn performance successively reported the clear sound of worshipping guests and friends. His first feeling is to fit the tea art, which can be seen in his pursuit, as he grows older, he unconsciously the importance of tea art has exceeded the importance he has been working hard to promote, the importance of the unicorn dance. This is a kind of quiet change, and only those who have cultivated themselves can realize the spring breeze before the cicada is moved.
In the sand cart sounded these three knocks, it is the sound of the ventilation of the "tube three doors" of the mouth of the five-tube fist, the heart tube and the anus, which contains the rhyme of the three sounds of the word of succession, as soon as the hearing came out, the sand car was aware of it, and had to sigh in his heart: in his own mind, the weight of Wu finally overwhelmed the weight of the text! Moreover, in the three tones of the tone and heart qi of the "three doors of the tube" and the ventilation of the anal qi, he can still hear the slight differences between the three tones "subtly", the tone is thin and long, the anal breath is thick and short, and the heart qi is uniform and tactful. This shows that he has become very proficient in the attainment of Wuguanquan. He didn't feel the slightest sense of pride in his achievements in martial arts, but the literary stagnation made him deeply lost, just like his loyalty to the Twin Societies was discounted by himself. Guilt has always been in prison for his pleasures. Perhaps it was the influence of this mentality that he did not become too paranoid about the pursuit of martial arts, but allowed martial arts itself to grow naturally in him, which is the mystery of the unknown way.
Liu Yuanbing opened the door, and when the three of them met, they all concluded that the other party was extraordinary. After the mutation at the 9th step, Xin Zhi became more mature and steady, without the restraint and urgency of a young man. After introducing each other, the three of them sat down on the coffee table in a T-shape. "Listen to the accent, you also have a Sichuan flavor, where are you from Sichuan" "Sichuan Zigong." "Little brother is very good, when I see you, I think of another person when he was young, he is my boss, and he is also the boss of Ma Bing you are looking for, and we don't even have the qualifications to shoot Ma Pi for his talent. You have to work hard to be like him one day. "Thank you Uncle Sha for your encouragement, I don't know if the boss Uncle Sha said is that Uncle Shu Shu? If it were him, I believe I would be able to meet him soon, and I really hope to have the opportunity to learn more from him. "It's him, how can even you know about him?" Did Ma Bing tell you? Our boss is unknown. "Unknown? Uncle Sha was so humble for him, and now he is the most famous big man in the entire industry. ”
"Oh, listen to you say that, could it be that this guy has been secretly writing books and publishing them behind our backs all these years? Sensational, overnight success? It is very likely that this guy often acts unexpectedly, and we are all sure that he can be a family at the age of twenty, and we know that he has not even let go of one of them since the death of his own eldest brother, who is not yet eighteen years old. Decades have passed, and our hearts have been waiting for it to be cold, oh, this kid suddenly came to such a hand, what the fuck has happened? It's good that this kid can figure it out and write it, and let the world see what a good article is. Xin Zhi couldn't help but be a little stunned, this person was angry with his boss for calling him indiscriminately, and he couldn't interject when he said it: "What did Uncle Sha say?" Who said he was a book? When I say industry, I mean the garment industry where he works. He didn't become an overnight success, but once he became famous, and just this morning, his fame shook the garment industry. ”
"Is it the garment industry? Isn't it literature? He still hasn't published a book, has he? He is in the limelight in the garment industry again! He just became the emperor of clothing, and he had eggs for him! Turtle son's, what a fucking mess! Shache's mood had just reached its peak and suddenly fell to the bottom, even the spicy Sichuan dialect became full of mouths to run the train, his muscles moved uncontrollably, he stood up and stomped a few times before walking to the bathroom.
If you always want to divide the collisions where the masters meet, although it is intentionally or unintentionally with the help of Shu Chu's important position in the mind of Shache, Xin Zhi actually affected Shache's emotional direction, and it turned out that the experienced Dasha fell behind.
(To be continued)