"Good Death" (53)
Leng Wuqing seemed to think of something again, and said: "I heard that the 'Lei Fairy' was also searched for all over the world, but she still didn't find it, and later, she made many friends in the process of searching, and each of them planted a flower with their own hands, and then sent some seeds to her parents." Her parents planted them in the garden. As a result, willows and willows were planted unintentionally, and the seven-colored flowers were naturally planted in the cultivation of flowers. However, the 'Lei Fairy' dedicated it to the 'King of Flowers'. ”
"Hey, I heard that there is a lake in front of me, and there are seven-colored flowers on the edge of the lake. "Really, who did you listen to?" "There was a distinguished guest on the Outer Cliff who told a German literati some anecdotes collected from China, called ...... It seems that the surname 'mother', called the mother Zeus, combined with a child's story in the Rakshasa country, was written into another child's story, called 'Swan Lake'. "Is it the lake in front of you?" "Anyway, there is this legend, and later it has been spread that no matter who falls into the lake, he will become a swan." "Is that a legend too?" "But it's true that someone has seen a seven-colored flower from there, and the closer you get to it, the more unusual things happen. ”
A few people walked on the stage while talking, and circled around the big stage, at this time two people ran in front of them, one was dressed in white, obviously a man but a woman, followed by a fat big fat man, at a glance, there were a lot of things stuffed in the clothes to fill the fat man, there was a pointed crane beak in front of his face, two arms were tied with wings, and his body was covered with white feathers.
One is played by Qu Ting, and the other is played by Bai Ming, and the two of them are shouting while running.
"Hey, give me the Ganoderma lucidum grass. "Come on, come on, you have the ability to chase me, you are so fat, you can catch up with me." "You wait for me, I'll grab your stew pot soup to make up for it." "Pull it down, I'm a white snake, what do you use me to make up, you should use croton to make up." "Do you have any croton supplements?" "Let you have a good diarrhea, look at your fat appearance." ”
At this time, Qu Ting ran between several people, and Bai Meng let Leng Wuqing stop him, "Excuse me." ”
"What's the matter, I'm busy. Bai Meng said as she waved her wings.
"Do you know where there are seven-colored flowers?" "Oh, I'm guarding the fairy grass, I don't care about the flowers. You white worm who steals fairy grass, see if I catch you!"
After saying that, Bai Meng waved his wings and chased down.
"Thief Immortal Grass, was that the Crane Boy and the White Snake just now? We have arrived in the Song Dynasty?" "Everyone should be careful, maybe something will happen in a while." ”
As he was talking, a man wearing a robe and a five-Buddha crown and a bearded head with a string of large Buddha beads around his neck came on the stage.
One is played by Tan Zhaodeng, and the other is played by Sha Leta.
"Oh, master, you see, the second senior brother wants to drink the ecstasy soup of the dryad vine monster. "Wujing, your second senior brother is just too greedy. Hey, it's okay, your senior brother stopped me. ”
Leng Wuqing stopped them at this time, "These two masters, do you know where there are seven-colored flowers by asking?"
"There's an apricot blossom fairy there who wants to force my master to marry her. Either...... Which of you is going to try. "Forget it, we're not blessed. "Do you want the dryad vine monster to take it back and hit the furniture." ”
"Sins and sins, enlightenment, you are too cruel. Tan Zhaoden said, "They have all cultivated to adulthood, and you still want others to use them as furniture, how can you bear it." As a child of Buddhism, this should never be. ”
"Yes, master, Wujing knows that he is wrong. ”
At this time, Tan Zhaodeng said to Leng Wuqing again: "They have all cultivated into adults, how good it is to take them back directly." ”
"Hahaha......"
"The poor monk won't talk to a few of them, and my stubborn one may be going to do something out of the ordinary. ”
At this time, I heard a voice from the other side, "Well, I'll take you dryads and vine monsters, and watch my grandson break your roots." ”
"Oh Wukong, it's not easy for people to be so big, and besides, they have cultivated to adulthood. Wujing, let's go and stop your senior brother. After speaking, Tan Zhaodeng and Shaleta went down together.
"A few people, we have all arrived in the Tang Dynasty, if we continue like this, will we reach the beginning of chaos. "Again, let's all be careful. Don't go too fast. ”
As soon as the words fell, "poof", two more people popped out.
"You two are ...... again" "My name is 'Chaos', and my name is 'Initial Division'. "It's really the beginning of chaos! Is it that fast?"
"Pull it down. "Isn't this Huadu's 'live civet cat' Guo Qi and 'seven-colored' Xiana?"
Yes, one of the big-bellied Humpty Dumpty men who came up this time really looked like a tanuki, wearing a gray bowler hat with a black belt, a black coat, a low-necked gray shoulder, an orange shirt inside, the cuffs of the coat showed cufflinks, and white gloves, and gray pants underneath.
The other woman is wearing a darker blue Western-style dress, with long hair up to the waist, curly hair on both sides of the head, the same hair on the front chest and back of the head, melon seed face, thin eyebrows, big blue eyes, small nose, small mouth, and a pointed chin.
They all have brown hair, and the men have short hair.
"If I'm not mistaken, you're here to find the Seven-Colored Flower. Tai Zhang asked.
"Of course, if you are also here to find flowers, I will advise you to go home. "Why? There are only two of you, and we are more than you. "Then you can try!"
"Alright, let's stop arguing. Leng Wuqing persuaded, "Since we have a purpose, let's look for it together." ”
"What will you do when you find it?" said Xana.
"How about five or five points?" Feng Wu said.
"Five-five, okay, but you have to say it beforehand. Who's Five?" asked Xana, leaning over with five fingers.
There was another laugh from the audience.
"This is not only a nymphomaniac, but also a number idiot. Kong Wen rushed to the stage, and then said to Xana: "Of course you are five." ”
"That'...... How many of us are you?" You see, we are one, two, three, four, five. ”
He raised five fingers as he spoke, then walked over to Xana and Guo Qi, "You are one, two, three, four, five. ”
As he said this time, he raised the two arms of Xiana and Guo Qi plus one of Guo Qi's big tails, and then dangled his five fingers and said, "Look at who is more." ”
"Hey, it's a lot of us. "It turns out that Guo Qi is also illiterate.
"Alright, let's find it together. "Why don't you see where Swan Lake is?" "Isn't it right there?" "Ahh