When Lin Jun heard the girl's words, he was stunned for a moment, and then frowned and asked, "What good news?" ”

"That's ......!" The girl's voice explained clearly.

Lin Jun held the phone, and the more he listened to the smile on the corner of his mouth, the greater the arc of the smile became, and then he waved his hand and said to Du Ziteng: "You go out first, I'll!" ”

"Okay, hanging bottle, I'll hang Li Yingji's pants for you." Du Ziteng nodded in agreement.

"You're all ...... What a living environment......! The girl on the other end of the line was speechless.

"It's okay, you said yours." Lin Jun urged.

In the toilet, Lin Jun listened to the phone almost silently, and after he smoked two cigarettes, he walked out.

"Who to call? , fell into the toilet? Zhang Xiaole squinted and asked.

“…… The phone at home, we owe money. Lin Jun paused and replied casually.

"Ahh The Northern Expedition and Lao He are urging you to make money? Zhang Xiaole nodded, and then hurriedly walked into the toilet.

"No, I can't say it clearly, it's a good thing anyway." Lin Jun replied cursoryly, and then stood in the living room with the wall against the wall, deep in thought.

……

Time flies by like water.

Yunnan, near Lijiang.

The Peng family of three came here to travel and temporarily stayed at a friend's house in Peng Dianhai. This house is located in the center of Lijiang Ancient Town and Lugu Lake, if you start from Lijiang Ancient Town, you need to drive about three hours to get here, so the location is very remote.

Around the house, leaning against the mountains, you can see the vague top of the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain, and the white snow that flies in the four seasons seems to tell a long-standing love story in the local area. The terraced rice fields are as if falling from the sky, and the scenery is pleasant and visually stunning.

At this time, it has passed the tourist season, and it is now winter, so it is far away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and there are no groups of tourists who disturb the cleanliness.

Peng Dianhai's friend didn't live here at all, but just lent the house to them, so Nuoda's room was a little empty.

This kind of living environment, for Peng Dianhai and his wife, who are already full of wind and frost and have certain life experience, is paradise, the old man, who always does not like the hustle and bustle, and prefers quiet.

But for a person of Peng Ouou's age, it was a good time to be able to do eight guns in one night, he was very energetic, or it would be impossible for him to poke the big film industry, so it was okay for him to stay in this kind of place for a day or two, but after a long time, he would feel very bored, because there was no one around to talk to.

After staying here for about three days, Peng Ouou became a little annoyed and began to toss blindly!

Because this place is not far from Lijiang, and his friend also left a family Fox sedan for Peng Dianhai to enjoy the mountains and rivers, so Peng Ouou drove to Lijiang from this day on, from one to six or seven o'clock in the evening, and his initial goal was to do something in the crotch of his pants, but then he saw a doctor.

If you haven't been to Lijiang, you may have heard others say that the glamorous encounters there are very touchable, and they are basically all wolf-thirsty little girls! It's like if you meet someone on the street and talk for a few words, you can try the length and depth with others.

In fact, this is all nonsense, maybe in Lijiang, Dali's inns, bars, there will be glamorous encounters. But in recent years, those who take the initiative to play ambiguously with you are basically all wine trusts, you don't harass her, she harasses you, if you normally spend 200 yuan in the bar, then let them lead in, at least several times.

But Peng Ouou had never been here before, so on the first day he went to the Lijiang bar, there were at least six or seven girls who asked to add him as friends on WeChat. Peng Ouou was suddenly full of happiness, thinking that he was handsome, but it was rare to recruit people, he touched his even hairy beard, looked at the photos of girls on WeChat who were not worse than Internet celebrities, and suddenly his crotch was hard.

Just over an hour later, Peng Ouou made an appointment with a girl in the bar, and the two of them talked nonsense, and then chatted for more than an hour, and Peng Ouou was slaughtered for more than 2,000.

Out of the bar, the girl looked at Peng Ouou, fat like a pig, with a hairy beard, and her skin was full of small red bumps, and she suddenly sighed: "Silly B, doesn't it look like this?" ”

"Can you go at night?" Peng Ouou asked.

“3500！” The girl asked for a sky-high price.

"Can you play with the light change?" Peng Ouou asked again.

“…… Giggles, want to cut the legend? Are you still light? The girl immediately covered her mouth and smiled.

“…… It's not neat **** or something, let's get to the end. Peng Ouou suddenly bared his teeth.

"I'll pick a place."

"Okay!"

The two negotiated the price, and went directly to the inn next to open a room, and the two of them did it that night, and the fight was more tragic, Peng Ouou touched two bags of divine oil, and also played with the girl 69!

But the thing, the bad is bad on this 69!

During the daylight the next day, Peng Ouou didn't have anything to do. But in the evening, after he uploaded the video to the 9X selfie website, he felt that something was wrong with the triangle around his lips!

It's itchy, it's swollen!

At first, Peng Ouou thought that he was allergic to what he ate, so he scratched it with his hand and smeared some cool oil. But less than three hours later, his mouth was swollen, and the scratched area began to crack, and it felt drier and more itchy!

"Ouou, what's wrong with your mouth? What's swollen? Peng Mu frowned and asked.

"It's alright...... Maybe you're allergic to something. Peng Ouou replied.

“…… Don't scratch it, how dirty your nails are! The lips are scratched around, and it is easy to get sepsis, so you can apply some medicine. "Peng's mother used to be a nurse and paid attention to personal hygiene.

"Eun!" Peng Ouou scratched and walked away.

……

On the afternoon of the third day, in a hospital in Lijiang, the Department of Stomatology.

"Doctor, what do you think of my mouth?! Why is it so swollen and scratchy? At this moment, Peng Ouou's mouth is swollen enough to lie down to pick up work, in the vulgar jargon of foot path technicians, it is a bit like steamed buns......

“…… Why are you bleeding pus? The doctor pulled Peng Ouou's mouth in confusion, and then pinched it and asked, "Who are you stealing to eat?!" Why do hemorrhoids grow on the mouth? ”

"Huh?" Peng Ouou was stunned, and then patted the doctor's hand and said, "Don't talk about calves!" I ...... fine yesterday morning! ”

"Is that athlete's foot?" The doctor added even more suspiciously, and then pinched Peng Ouou's lips, took the oral searchlight, and looked at it very carefully.

"Can you say something useful?! I don't have a ** girl, I have a JB athlete's foot! Peng Ouou said with a leaky mouth.

“…… So what are you licking? ”

“……！” Peng Ouou was silent for two seconds, then lowered his head and replied: "It's really licked...... But...... It's B! ”

"Did you have a bad mouth before?"

"It's ulcerated."

"Child, I can't fix your illness! Go, go out and turn left, register a new number, go to the infectious disease specialist to find Dr. Guo, he treats M poison, and he has a good reputation......! The doctor waved his hand and said.