Chapter 9 Home Like
Li Yu said: "Where are we going next?"
"yes, yes. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Ye Ying looked at her watch, "Ah, no, it's already this time, and the schools have already closed." β
Li Yu was surprised: "Ah, it's closed, what should I do, why don't you come to my house!"
Ye Ying sneered: "No!"
"Then go to your house?"
"Not really!"
"Well, we can't sleep on the streets. β
Ye Ying tilted her head and fell into thought.
Li Yu said: "Why don't you go home?"
"Home?" Ye Ying tilted her head, "Is this your friend's house?"
"Well, you'll know when you go. Li Yu smiled.
Li Yu took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll make a call first." "Walked a short distance.
"Hey. β
"Grandson, what's wrong?"
"Your uncle! If you are in a hurry, borrow 500 yuan!"
"Are you embarrassed to borrow money from Lao Tzu!?" Wang Yue said angrily.
"Ahem, last time you peeked at that guy taking a bath......"
Wang Yue knelt down all of a sudden, and said, "Brother, don't say it, I'll borrow, can't I borrow it!"
"Why don't you borrow it sooner, it's not that you won't pay you back! When the time comes, I will pay you back tenfold!" Li Yu said disdainfully.
"Damn, it's really fake, you kid can pay me back tenfold!?"
"The two of us have been friends for so many years, when did I lie to you? Hurry up, stop inking!"
Wang Yue gritted his teeth and transferred 500 yuan on WeChat.
Li Yu shouted: "Damn, it turns out that you have money, you have money and you still want to borrow money from me? Are you embarrassed? I really don't have a penny." β
"I have this money and must pay it back to me before Christmas. Wang Yue shouted.
"Okay, are you in a bar now? so noisy, how many times have you sold it today?"
"Uncle Draft, Lao Tzu is a resident singer, so you can speak like a duck. By the way, what are you borrowing money for?"
Li Yu said indifferently: "It's nothing, it's just the money to open a room with my sister, I'll ...... if it's okay."
Wang Yue was stunned and said, "Wait, what kind of money!?"
"It's the money to open a house with my sister. β
ββ¦β¦ You repeat it again. β
"It's the money to open a house with my sister. β
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Suddenly, a deafening roar came from the phone, saying, "Li Yu, you beast! You borrow your brother's money to open a room with your sister! You beast! You are not human!"
Li Yu explained: "You misunderstood, it's that the school is closed, and we can't go back, so we just find a place to sleep, and don't do anything else!"
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as he said it, Wang Yue became even more angry, and roared: "Do you believe what you say! Just take a shower and don't do anything else, just pull hands and don't do anything else, just kiss the mouth and don't do anything else, just touch and don't do anything else, you won't get pregnant if you go in, ***'s routine thinks I don't know!?
Li Yu was taken aback and said, "Damn, what you said makes so much sense, I feel like it's really the case when you say this." But this time it wasn't, I hung up. Li Yu hung up the phone.
Li Yu walked over with a smile and said, "Okay, you can go now." taxοΌβ
The two got into a taxi.
"Home. β
The driver had an expression on his face that I understood, and started the car with a "boom".
The old driver drove, and the driving skills were naturally leveraged, and after getting out of the car, the old driver also showed Li Yu a look that only a man could understand.
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Standing under Rujia, Ye Ying was stunned and said, "Li Yu, this is the place you are talking about?"
"That's right. β
Ye Ying's little face turned red and said, "Isn't this a hotel!"
"That's right. Li Yu showed a pure and ignorant expression, "What's wrong with the hotel?"
"You...... Hooligans!" Ye Ying said shyly.
Li Yu shouted: "Oh my God, I've been wronged to death! What's wrong with me! Tell me, the school is closed, and we can't go back home, where else can we go? We can only stay in a hotel!"
Ye Ying was stunned, and felt that what Li Yu said was so reasonable. Before he could think about it, Li Yu hurriedly spoke, disrupting Ye Ying's thinking.
Li Yu patted his chest and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I'm a very upright person, we're just here to sleep, I will never do anything superfluous, don't worry!"
"But ......" Ye Ying was still a little uneasy, suddenly, the cold wind blew, and Ye Ying sneezed, "It's so cold......"
"Then let's go to the hotel, don't catch a cold, the hotel is very warm, and you can take a hot bath comfortably~"
Ye Ying's eyes lit up.
"Would you like to take a hot bath?"
"Yes!"
"Just listen to me!"
Ye Ying lowered her head, and the roots of her ears turned red and said, "That... Oh well......"
The two of them opened a room. An uncle passing by on the side was stunned and said, "Routines, it's all fucking routines!"
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Entering the room, Ye Ying looked at the interior decoration of the room with some curiosity, and then her eyes looked at the super luxurious bed.
"Lee... Li Yu... Why is there only one bed in the room?"
Li Yu pretended to be stupid and said: "Of course, there is nothing wrong with a bed in a room." β
Ye Ying said shyly: "But, but there are two of us, how should we sleep." β
Li Yu was righteous and awe-inspiring, and said, "I sleep on the sofa!"
"Ah, that's not good. β
"It's okay, it's okay. Li Yu suddenly showed a surprised expression, "Why don't you even have a sofa here!"
He said helplessly: "Alas, there is no way, I have to sleep on the ground." β
"Huh?" Ye Ying exclaimed, "That's too cold!"
Li Yu looked helpless and said: "There is no way, men and women are not kissed, I can't ruin your reputation." β
Ye Ying gritted her teeth, her eyes full of emotion. It turns out that Li Yu thinks about himself like this, but what about himself?
Ye Ying was ashamed and said, "Li Yu, you can also come to the bed to sleep." β
Li Yu pretended to be unwilling and said: "How can this be done, the eldest husband has something to do and something not to do, I can't do this thing!"
Ye Ying said coquettishly: "Eh, I don't care about you, don't talk so much, how cold it is on the floor, and it's so hard, one can't sleep well, maybe there are some problems in the body, let's squeeze and sleep on the bed." β
Li Yu said reluctantly: "Alas, for your sake of asking me so sincerely, I will reluctantly agree to sleep with you." β
Ye Ying was stunned, wait a minute, when did it become her request to share a bed with Li Yu?
Before he could think about it, Li Yu spoke again, disrupting Ye Ying's thinking.
"Ye Ying, take a closer look, this bed seems to have only one quilt. β
"Huh?" Ye Ying was taken aback, forgetting her previous doubts for a moment.
"Why is there only one quilt? β
Li Yu suddenly realized: "If you think about it carefully, of course there is only one quilt for a bed, there is nothing wrong with it." β
A room, a bed, a quilt, nothing wrong.
The logic is seamless, and Ye Ying can't find a single loophole.
"Just... Even if it's so... We can't sleep under a quilt... Who knows if you'll ...... in the middle of the night"
Li Yu suddenly showed a sad expression and said, "Am I this kind of person in your heart?"
Ye Ying was stunned all of a sudden.
The previous experience kept echoing in my mind at this time, I fell in the mall before, who could help me?
A child was lost in a shopping mall before, and who rushed into the fire and risked to save people?
It's Li Yu!
It's Li Yu!
He's a hero, he's a good guy, and he's even doubting him?
Ye Ying felt her conscience tingle at this time.
"Lee... Li Yu... I was wrong... Forgive me......"
Li Yu clasped his hands to his chest and said arrogantly: "No, since you don't believe me so much, then I'll sleep on the floor." β
"It's me who is wrong, Li Yu, don't abuse yourself like this, okay......"
"You beg me. β
"I beg you, I beg you, Li Yu......"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Please, sleep in bed. β
"Who do you sleep with?"
"And me. β
"Connected. β
"Li Yu, please, sleep with me. β
Li Yu snapped his fingers and said, "Okay!"
Ye Ying was stunned.
Q: The girl I like wants to sleep with me, what should I do?
No problem, 666.
Li Yu showed an incomparably evil smile.
"You... You ......" Seeing this smile, how could Ye Ying still not understand what was going on.
He said angrily: "You hate it!Li Yu, I won't pay attention to you anymore!!"
After saying that, he rushed into the bathroom.
"I'm taking a shower! Huh! Also, no peeping!"
Li Yu laughed, sure enough, bullying the soft girl was the funniest.
I can't help but want to share the joy in my heart with my best friend.
Open the WeChat video and say, "Look, where is this?"
Wang Yue looked dazed and said, "How the hell do I know where this is!"
Li Yu said: "Shabi, I haven't been to home." β
"Home?" Wang Yue was stunned, "*** You really opened a room with your sister!?"
"Of course! And I'll tell you, it's nothing to have a room with a girl!
Just now, the girl was crying and shouting, begging, wanting to sleep with me. β
Wang Yue said with contempt: "I listen to you bragging here." β
"You don't believe me?"
"Nonsense, with my genius brain, I will puncture your lies in a second!"
"I think you might have a fake brain, but you might be a real retarded person. β
"Roll the calves!"
Wang Yue said disdainfully, "Hehe, I think it's just you?
"See what?"
"The one over there, the one who dances the most, that woman seduced me before, saying that I am very handsome, saying that I am very man, saying that I am very man, hehehe......" Wang Yue's face was full of pig brother.
Li Yu shouted: "Damn, it's such a heavy taste." β
Wang Yue snorted coldly: "You know a fart, I like her like this!"
"Who said you have a heavy taste, I said she has a heavy taste, you like it too, is this woman blind?"
Wang Yue scolded: "Draft uncle! What's wrong with Lao Tzu?"
"People are poor, ugly, and short. β
"You have the ability to talk about ......"
At this moment, a few people came over from the other side of the video and said to Wang Yue: "Zhao Shao, please go for a trip." β
Wang Yue was stunned and said disdainfully: "Zhao Shao, if he asks me to go, I'll go!"
"Not going? One of them sneered and punched him.
Suddenly, the wine glass on the table fell to the ground, and Wang Yue was also beaten and fell to the ground. The video cut off at once.
Li Yu's smiling face suddenly turned cold.
"Wang Yue?"
The breath on Li Yu's body became more and more cold, Wang Yue, who did he provoke!?
But no matter who you are, you can't bully your brother!
Without saying a word, he slammed the door open. As soon as I walked out, I suddenly remembered something, found a piece of paper and a pen, and wrote down a sentence.
Then, I hurried out of the hotel and rushed to the bar.
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