Chapter 346: Besides, outwit Tang Bohu
Now it was Tang Bohu's turn to be surprised, the kid was too arrogant, and he didn't weigh what weight he was, and hit the muzzle directly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Masochism committed? In Wuzhong, who dares to compare painting with Tang Bohu and calligraphy with Wen Zhengming? Isn't that looking for abuse? There are also seven or eight questions in the hearts of everyone.
Pomegranate didn't agree, and sneered: "No, why should they compete if they want to, and compare whatever they want." If you want me to compete, it's okay, besides, if you try Go with them, it's okay to have a pair of fives. ”
Trying to play Go? This proposal is really fresh, and generally the talent competition is poetry and song, and there are fewer calligraphy and painting, after all, calligraphy and painting are not every literati's specialty.
It's just that at this time, the pomegranate powder is thin and disgusting, cold and moving, like a fairy in the dust, and the eyes of these talented people around him are straight one by one, and they can't help but nod in agreement.
Tang Bohu looked around, contemptuous in his heart: Alas, they are all some guys who have lost their senses, and they are beautiful and immediately betrayed the boss. However, he still shook his head and said with a smile: "I haven't heard that there is a competition to play Go, we are all literati, not chess doctors." ”
Pomegranate sneered: "Is it only a chess doctor who plays chess?" Since ancient times, talented people have been good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and chess is naturally among them, otherwise it is simply not better than these, we are better than knowledge, this is the specialty of literati, right? Whether to memorize the "Book of Han" or the "Historical Records", I will read the three tombs and five classics. ”
Tang Bohu and Wen Zhengming glanced at each other, and they were really squeezed by the pomegranate. To say that these are the subjects that talented people often compete, during the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the competition of scholars and scholars was the most popular and the most common, and it gradually faded after the Tang and Song dynasties.
If they recite the Four Books and Five Classics, they are not afraid, and reciting the "Historical Records" and "Hanshu" is a big project, and they can't bear it.
Tang Bohu and Wen Zhengming were a little sweaty.
Besides, he smiled: "In this way, we don't have to recite it all over again, turn the book to any page, read a sentence casually, and then continue to memorize it, and if we can recite one page, we will pass the test." Donald, how's that? ”
Everyone nodded, thinking that this comparison was very fresh, and they could also see a person's true talent.
Tang Bohu doesn't know if he can really memorize these two history books, but looking at his fearless appearance, it is estimated that this is his strength. Speaking of which, the first four histories also belong to the textbooks of the literati, and almost everyone has read them, but if you want to memorize them, you probably can't find a few people in the world.
Wen Zhengming said with a bitter face: "This level doesn't need to be compared, I admit defeat." ”
Pomegranate rolled her eyes: "Which one do you think lost, who said to compare with you?" ”
Wen Zhengming's face darkened when he boarded, and he dared to feel that he didn't even have the qualifications to compete.
Pomegranate added: "Zhengming, it turns out that I have always regarded you as a big brother, but today you make me look down on me, why don't you even have the ability to distinguish between good and bad?" ”
Wen Zhengming spread his hands and did not defend himself. No matter how many problems Tang Bohu has, when he has conflicts with others, he can only stand on Tang Bohu's side, and their friendship is the principle.
Tang Bohu couldn't find a reason to refuse, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I also admit defeat." ”
Pomegranate slapped his hands: "Isn't this enough, don't always be the boss if you have nothing to do in the future, and point fingers everywhere." Okay, the competition is over, they all admit defeat, let's triumph. ”
Everyone is petrified, why do you still have to leave. Looking at the pomegranate's eyes again, they were full of disdain, which meant being ashamed to be with these people. Seeing this look, the people around him were ashamed. Alas, today I fell into the pit dug by Donald.
Tang Bohu hurriedly stopped: "Don't worry, this is just a comparison, let's continue to compare, last time it was your question, this time it should be my question." Your topic is to test your knowledge, and I want to test your pen skills. ”
Besides, he said, "Do poetry or write articles?" Actually, I think we might as well have broken our wrists. ”
Everyone laughed, and the kung fu of the pen was related to the hairy wrist break?
Unexpectedly, he also had his own reasons, and continued: "I know that Brother Bohu wants to compare calligraphy and painting with me, but the basic skill of calligraphy and painting is wrist strength, so let's compare this first." ”
Wen Zhengchen said with a smile: "I think this proposal is good, and the second game will be better than this." ”
Besides, without waiting for Tang Bohu to refuse, he smiled and said: "You are old and your blood is weaker, I won't bully you, let you go with both hands." ”
Tang Bohu's face turned black, and he thought, what is old and weak, am I seventy or eighty? I'm not yet a year old.
Shen Fang followed and coaxed: "Okay, Bohu, I don't believe that you can't break one of his hands with two hands, this is for you to win, don't hurry up and agree." ”
Seeing this scene, Wen Bin hurriedly came over and said: "Compared to what, those who write, paint, and do poetry are all waiting for idle things, and they will talk about it when they are full of food and drink." If you want to eat anything, just tell me that someone will serve it immediately. Bohu, what do you want to drink, daughter red or Western Regions wine? ”
Shen Zhou was addicted to alcohol, and said with a smile: "That's it, the world is big, and the drinking is the biggest, Wenbin, I want to drink your own home-brewed wine, don't fool me with the wine on the market." ”
Shen Fang said: "According to me, let's have a drink at the bar, let's just have a night drink to see who can sit in the end." ”
"Well, this is a good method, which not only adds joy to the opening of the mutton restaurant, but also describes the friendship of buddies. As for their competition, we don't care. Shen Zhou and Wen Zhengchen both agreed.
"How do you drink this wine? is either a villain or a hypocrite, and drinking with them insults his identity. Wen Bin, Sisi, it's not that I don't give you face, there are people who want to deal with it today, besides, I can't swallow this breath. I'm not like it, I'm going to hold a grudge. After Pomegranate finished speaking, he still pulled and left.
Wen Zhengming couldn't even raise his head, the villain was talking about Su Qingdong, and the hypocrite was of course talking about him. Su Qingdong was indifferent on his face, looking like he didn't care about himself, but he was secretly proud in his heart, this fire has finally burned, even if there is no result today, at least the fire has been sown.
Sisi, who was standing behind Wen Bin, knew that she couldn't hide, so she hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "Dead girl, what are you fighting with them in a girl's family, this is a matter between their men, let them solve it, let's not follow it." Let's go, go upstairs and drink. ”
Pomegranate shook her head, meaning very resolutely, today is not to give face to anyone.
Besides, it's a little embarrassing, he doesn't want to do things perfectly, and he is too ruthless to Wenbin and Sisi when he leaves, but if he doesn't leave, he brushes Pomegranate's kindness, and Pomegranate is desperately trying to give him a platform.
Sisi turned sideways and winked, and said softly: "Besides, you say something." ”
Besides, he nodded, not mentioning whether he could leave or not, and said with a smile: "Brother Bohu, doesn't he just want to paint?" Okay, I'll just go back to adult beauty. But I have one request, I have to have someone sharpen my ink for my paintings. ”
Sisi smiled: "Cut, it's not easy, I'll grind the ink for you personally, okay?" ”
Besides, he said, "No, I want Miss Qiuxiang to come down and help me sharpen the ink." ”
When they heard this, they were all dumbfounded. This problem is big, Tang Bohu is tossing here for a long time, why, isn't it just to see Qiu Xiang? One can't see it if you want to, but the other wants people to come down to polish the ink, isn't this a disguised refusal?
Sisi and Wen Bin smiled bitterly, this request is really not difficult, if Tang Bohu is not here, there will be no problem at all. Grinding ink and paper is not a cheap job, even the literati also like to do this, and it is a blessing to be able to watch the master write and paint at a close distance, and it is also enjoyable.
Tang Bohu's face suddenly darkened, this kid is too arrogant, he actually wants to let his sweetheart polish him in front of everyone, isn't this sincere slap in the face? But it's okay, so you can see Akika. I will have the opportunity to settle this account with him again in the future.
Tang Bohu has his own ideas, and he finally shows his bottom, except for being knowledgeable, playing chess, and breaking his wrists, this kid is afraid that he has no ability, it is said that he is good at playing tricks, so let him play first.
Pomegranate seemed to understand the meaning of the matter, and said with a smile in his heart: It's really reckless and competitive, then play with the belly, and you must not be polite to these villain hypocrites, otherwise you will be the one who suffers and is injured. They don't have a face, so they just beat them hard.
Su Qingdong said with a smile: "I really don't know it, it turns out that my brother is so particular about painting, and he has to be a beautiful woman to polish ink, I don't know who to help you take off your boots?" ”
It is said that once Li Baijiu was drunk, he was called into the palace by Tang Xuanzong to make poems, Xuanzong personally made a sobering soup for him, and Li Bai also asked Yang Guifei to polish ink and Gao Lishi to take off his boots.
The concubine grinds the ink, but it is an insult to let Gao Lishi take off his boots, and Gao Lishi, who is so powerful in the world that even the prince is called Grandpa, has to suffer this humiliation. Of course, Li Bai also paid a heavy price for his rampantness, and soon he couldn't mix in the capital, so he had to wander the world.
Besides, he turned around, stared at Su Qingdong with sharp eyes, and whispered: "Brother Qingdong, are you idle, fighting for work?" ”
Su Qingdong hurriedly waved his hand, his face was ashamed, and he slipped out of the periphery while people were not paying attention. Wen Bin grabbed him quickly and pinched him a few times, which was regarded as relieving the hatred in his heart.
Everyone is waiting for the results, and this is a big buzz. Sisi looked left and right, and said with a wry smile: "Besides, this, I'm afraid I can't do it." ”
Besides, he waved his hand and said with a smile: "I can't do it, just call someone to go up and say it, just say that I will ask Sister Qiuxiang to come down to polish the ink and strengthen my morale, if Sister Qiuxiang doesn't agree, there is no need to compare, I will admit defeat." ”
Tang Bohu was shocked in his heart, and his jealousy rekindled, this kid has such a big tone, is it really cooked with Qiu Xiang raw rice? Is there any reason left? I, Tang Bohu, were actually planted in his hands? Thinking of this, I can't wait to step forward and strangle him.
Besides, with such a big mouth, he couldn't back down, so he could only say fiercely: "Okay, if Miss Qiuxiang really agrees to grind ink for you, even if I lose." ”